GOOD NEWS, FUCKERS! I got some time to kill, some skill at pixel

take the red pill and activate your fucking matrix powers

>>723104733

Grab a spiky plant and use it as a crown. Proclaim self king of jews.

>>723104733
Find crown under sand, put crown on.
Declare self the king of the island.

Masturbate into the ocean

>>723104899
rar

>some skill at pixel art

It's a shame that the medium has been replaced. It's a shame that there are talent-less amateurs, and professionals, but nothing in between. Not so long ago there were hobby artists, at least. Nowadays it just doesn't make sense, at least financially, to invest the time.

Even though there is no one to rule over, I make a literal sand nigger using sand, pube hair(for the afro) and the one singular melon on the island, he is my only subject, and he is the weakest and most pathetic of them all

start stroking cock

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>>723104899

You start digging in the sand, and miraculously find a crown! You declare upon the world that you are now the king of this island.

Nothing happens you fucking idiot. What's next?

>>723105333
winrar by max

>>723105353
Start looking around the island for food and/or supplies

Who knows? We might find some fruit trees or maybe an arrow that grants [Stand] abilities to those it pierces?

>>723105353
A boat appears on the horizon, comes towards your island, and brings you back to your home.

>>723105391
One dub at a time. First dubs to reply to most recent post is what I'm going with.

>>723105353
move inland

Go explore a bit off to the left

>>723105353
You start furiously masturbating.

Tyrone comes in and stoles the crown

>>723105477
WASTED

Anyway; we find a hot-dog bush

>>723105477
',:^y

start stroking cock part 2

>>723105555
fuck!

>>723105353
A boat appears on the horizon. It comes to your island and brings you back to your home.

>>723105552
>>723105555
you stole my quads

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>>723105555

drink some of the water

I furiously masturbate to the sounds of sea

>>723104733
add me in the screenshot. also dig a hole and shit into it

A sand rat runs across your foot!
He scurries around for a moment before his small, beady eyes gaze up at you.
If this isn't love at first sight, you don't know what is.

>>723105353
start filling anus with sea water for an enema

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>>723105555
You begin to move inland and you stumble across a hotdog bush with big, meaty sausages in tight little buns.

What do you with hotdog?

Examine your entire body for lumps or anything else out of the ordinary

OP will only do an action if it's the first get to reply to his most recent post.
If a post has already gotten a reply with dubs, then you must wait.

>>723105957
Masturbate with it, then eat it

take them anally to preserve my jaw muscles

>>723105957
Shove it up your ass while furiously masturbating.
You accidentally rip your dick off.

>>723105957
Replace meat with my meat and masturbate with the bun

>>723104733
Futa appears out of nowhere

>>723106063
bump

>>723105957
Place the hotdog at the entrance of your anus and ingest it anally

>>723105957
You shove the hotdog up your ass and perform anti-digestion.
You vomit up poop.

>>723105957
Violently shove the hotdog up your ass to summon Hitler. After Hitler appears, add him to your party, and begin the conquest of kike killing.

>>723105957
Replace crown with hotdog

>>723106162
reroll

>>723106192
This

>>723106155
Yes

>>723105957
Your eyes shift left and right, to make sure you're truly alone. You'd truthfully always wanted to try this, so you press the tip of the wiener against your back door, gradually pushing it in.

>>723106192
Reroll

I harvest every single hot dog, plant them in soil and pee on them in hope for crops

you run into ash ketchum, he challenges you to a pokemon fight

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Suddenly a giant monster dick arrives to destroy your island and rape you to death

>>723106155

my sides

Some natives see you and your crown. Declare you king poop

you eat half a hotdog but then stick the rest up your ass

>>723106544
oh boy

Meteor lands on beach, creating glass

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>>723106529
Wow that was so funny I think I just peed a little

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>>723106155
You begin to insert the hotdog into your anus. You finally feel hole when it is fully inside of you.

What do you do as you patiently wait for the fecal vomit?

>>723106664
A barrel roll!

>>723106155
>>723106544
SO IT WAS SAID SO IT SHALL BE

Meteor lands on beach, creating glass where it landed

>>723106664
rip your whole arm off with your teeth

>>723106664
Start digging a hole in the grass to vomit into.
You instead come across a lamp with a genie inside!
The genie will grant the wishes of the first three replies to this post.

>>723106779
Roll

>>723106664

Realize you're an idiot and you won't be able to shit through your mouth, no matter what shit Cartman said.

Start to look for natives

>>723106664
you ponder why OP is a fag, but the answer comes to you quickly and proceed to kill yourself.

>>723106814
Lol, this!
(except the first three replies to this post)

>>723106875
this

>>723106664
masterbait

>>723106664
jerk off at the same time and you cum out your mouth

>>723106664
Dig a hole to shit in

Who knows? Maybe there's an ancient, magical artifact that we dig up that could grant magical boy powers?

Discover your mom has ended in that island too

A boat appears on the horizon.
You're saved.

Boat drifts onto beach

>>723106933
winrar

>>723106933
>masterbait
winrar

>>723106933
Boo yah!

>>723107016
Roll

>>723107088
boat has a bunch of niggers on it

>>723107088
Winner

I paint face with shit and pretend I'm a nigger. Also queen of England steals my crown.

>>723107088
on the boat is a charmander
you catch it

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>>723106933
You begin masturbating while you feel the mystery meat slide around inside you. The sensation is building as you finally erupt all over your face, faggot. Ashamed with yourself, you lay there unmoving, thinking of why it was a good idea to hook your conscious up to 4Chan.

Your stomach is rumbling as the hotdog enters your long intestine.

What's next?

>>723107298
re roll for >>723106814

>>723107298
Try to find any other island inhabitants

>>723107298
Dig for a hole to shit in

Maybe you find a power artifact while you dig?

>>723107233
so it shall be

>>723107431
Reroll

>>723107298
Build a shelter out of Wood and hotdogs

>>723107298
Find some fiends you lonely faggot

You find natives living on the island, and get a cute waifu native wife
you live hapilly ever after
the end
:)
>>723107298

>>723107298
A pack of rabid negroes come along and steal your crown, but let you a chicken wing

>>723107298
Kill yourself

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You find a button that initiates The Game again.

>>723107584
Reroll

>>723107298
Your cum turns your face red

eat jizz

>>723107298
You decide to dig a hole in the ground.
You start digging very deep.
The hole collapses with you in it.
You die.
You're at the gates of St.Peter, not yet in heaven, but still close.

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>>723107619
Rolling for this

>>723107685
This is actually clever.
Re roll.

>>723107584
roll

I am King , I say loudly

Re roll for >>723107685

>>723107298
Donald trump starts to suck you off

>>723107584
Rolling

Aliens arrive on island. They seek to be enlightened regarding your planet. They shall reward you accordingly, based on your knowledge of the planet

>>723107872
roll

You attempt to shove the crown up your anus.
You bleed out profusely.
You die from blood loss.
You're in the afterlife.
First reply to this post decides what kind of after life (valhalla, heaven, hell, etc.)

write an 8000 page webcomic,write andrew hussie on your crown. the catch? do it only by writing with the hotdog in your pooper

>>723107233
lets see the pokemon

>>723107872
Re

>>723107298
You meet a loli while on the floor

you pull a gun out of your ass
it feels nice
then on the top of your orgasm from assgrapping yourself you set the suffering a end and shoot yourself

>>723107907
Reincarnation

>>723107872
Roll

>>723107934
reroll

>>723107907
re roll for this

heaven.

Discover your mother is also there

>>723107872
rollin 4 dis

>>723107872
Rolling

aliens come and probe you

>>723107981
re-reroll

A horse shows up and shoves its horse dick in your ass

>>723107233
agreed

You find another crown.

>>723107872
roll come on

>>723108077

>>723108077
winner

>>723108125
Quit rolling, /b/ro. Wait until update

>>723108077
good job

>>723107298
Random nigger attacks

win thread already

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bumpizzle my nizzles

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>>723108077

>incoming keywords: Hitler, niggers, Jews, cock, jizz, blood, ass.

>inb4 op is a faggot

You meet a woman. Upon closer inspection, you realize that she has a penis

You find a giant coconut tree with long gray hairs hanging close to it, you decide to climb it... In the top you find m00t secret spot. He's was waiting for you, with his dick diamond.

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>>723108077
nigger I can't draw horses

A man approaches you. He introduces himself as Horsedick McGee. Without even realizing it you are already on your hands and knees begging for a horse cock.

Uh oh. You're tummy's not feeling to well. You pass out right as Horsedick McGee explodes inside of you, and at the same time your anal-hotdog explodes out of your mouth in the form of a fecal vomit.

You wake up in the middle of the field, surrounded by your own fecal vomit and horse cum. You realize you are now missing your crown, that fucker probably stole it?

What are you going to do now, /b/? Are you going to get your crown back or are you a little bitch?

>>723108621
He is. He didn't address a win about the boat

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You bend the laws of the universe to make your actions determined by trips instead of dubs

>>723108915
That was the second dubs, you fucking fag enabler.

>>723108897
ash ketchum has your crown
fight pikachu for it

>>723108897
You decide
"Fuck it, I'm a bird now."
And fly off into the distance
THE END

>>723108897
You craft a new crown using the fecal vomit

>>723108915
He said one request at a time, faggot.

>>723108897
crown is next to you
pick it up
the end

you kill yourself

>>723108897
You instead look for a sharp rock to shove up your ass.
You find a large and sharp piece of flint.
You shove it up your ass and start bleeding profusely.
You die from blood loss.
You go to the afterlife (first reply to this post decides what kind of after life (valhalla, reincarnation, heaven, purgatory, etc.))

>>723108897
Use fecal vomit and horse cum to craft a new crown then look for a woman with a feminine penis

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>>723109225
This.

>>723108897
Find 2 allies to help you get the crown back and become king
Name em whatever you want

>>723109281
Reroll

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Here you are in your current position.

find a loli on the island

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OP here i'm a huge faggot. But you already knew that.

A boat comes into the horizon.
It shows up on the shore and saves you.
The end.

You embark on a quest to retrieve your crown from Mr. McGee, and on your way you discover a secret base (so secret it can't even be seen or drawn) and out comes an army of 3 people, most likely Horsedick's soldiers, who proceed to attack you. You note they are midgets.

>>723109039
>>723109118
Why are you fags trying to end it so soon, he obviously needs to find the all-knowing grand pepe that resides deep with the confines of the island jungle to ask it a single question that no-one else can answer

>>723109281
Rolling

>>723109008
>>723109073
Exactly. He's being a faggot because he won't do more than one win at once

>>723109377
Brilliant.

>>723109377
oh man

>>723109377
YES
Praise kek!

>>723109377
You nigger you stole my dubs on >>723109376

>>723109377
>gets 7 dubs
SHADILAY

>>723109516
Oonga boonga chickin white wymen Oonga watermelone

>>723109666
Calm down niggersatan.

>>723108897
Find a boat, set sail with horsedick mcgee.
Have a pod of reverse fish men following you on your ocean adventure.

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>>723109713

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>>723109666
Ohshit

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>>723109377
You realize what your TRUE destiny is: to find the all-knowing grand Pepe that resides deep in the confines of the island jungle to ask it the ultimate question that no other mortal could.

After days of trekking through hell and highwater, you finally arrive at the jungle and realize you have no fucking clue how you're going to find the grand Pepe... but at least you find a delicious Orange on the way.

What's next, you saucy bitches?

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>>723110033
Whoops, forgot to scale it.

>>723110103

You shove a shiny rock up your ass.
It turns out this rock gives you omnipotence.
You use your powers to find the grand pepe in mere milliseconds.

>>723110103
Kill yourself

>>723110103
You shove the orange up your ass, and squeeze out some tasty orange-ass-juice with the pure power of your manly buttcheeks

>>723110033
Eat the orange and absorb all the vitamin c to provide me with all the intelligence needed to find the grand pepe.

>>723110103
You find a dildo on the ground.
This dildo is a demon dildo, and bound to your soul now.
You can not lose this dildo, and it deals a great amount of damage to anything you want to hit with it.
It does not mess with you in the after-life.

>>723110376
This.

>>723110103
the orange explains he is the mighty citrus king and asks for your help to wage war against the cancerous banana kingdom, the orange is also a trap

>>723110103
Sacrifice the orange to Kek in the hopes of him granting you a safe and quick passage to the grand Pepe, who you wish to ask for assistance in retrieving your crown

Also someone needs to screencap this thread and include me in it

>>723110033
Patrick bateman wakes up and gets dressed

>>723110103
find a massive bird
fly it over the jungle to get a better view

>>723110103
You eventually find the all-knowing grand pepe and ask the question that no other mortal could
"Is it gay to jerk it to traps?"

>>723110500
god damn it

You find a loli laying on the ground, completely naked. God, she's adorable...
You wake her up, and she starts calling big brother.
You find the grand pepe together.

>>723110500
cuck

>>723110500
winrar

>>723110500
checked

>>723110500
Can we overrule this faggot shit and replace it with something else, like >>723110479

>>723110704
No one gives a fuck about this /poo/twitch cancer.

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>>723110500
You have the sudden realization that somewhere in the world, Patrick Bateman is waking up and getting dressed. A single tear runs down your cheek from the thought of the life you left behind.

After that gay shit, you realize you should do something productive, you fucking idiot.

What's next, hopefully competent person?

>>723110972
Rolling for >>723110479

>>723110972
You search for a vine, and strangle yourself, while violently degrading the orange with your infected dick.

>>723110972
Patrick bateman senses something is not right, and rushes to the office.

>>723110972
offer orange to Poseidon in exchange for a copy f Booty Call on vhs

>>723111073
Reroll

>>723110972

The true pepe can be only found deep within you
Blind yourself painfully

View is an obstacle

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>>723110972
re roll for >>723110568

realize that you are the grand pep, and gain all its powers. Your head morphs into that of a frog's.

>>723110972
You realize you have to return the video-tapes and suddenly rush away

>>723111116
Roll

have sex with orange

dig your own grave and kill yourself

fake king

you open the orange because you are starving. and you find a map in it. a map that shows the way to the great pepe. but what you didnt expect is that horseface mcgee also was in the orange. he has your crown. what do you do? he wont let you walk away.

>>723111412
reroll pls

go to sleep for 10,000 years

You whisper "nigger" and fifteen boats full of far lefties appear and try to get you in court.
You're safe now, because they don't know the law.

>>723111227

rolling this

>>723111442
god damnit why so close

>>723111412
Rolling for this.

>>723111412
Lol.
This!

eat your own legs

>>723106529
nice

>>723111544
GET

>>723110972

You pull out your cellphone, and call Dave. Because you haven't talked to Dave in a while.

>>723111544
oh so edgy

>>723111544
absolute shit. how is he gonna find pepe now

>>723111638
the fucker still has his orange the game is far from over

>>723110972
Find a magical diamond pepe pendant that grants you the power to make alchohol out of water whenever you touch it.

You are suddenly in a horrible 90s sitcom.

the orange starts glowing and tells you that if you want to find the prophet pepe you must first got o the meme lake and find the perfect meme to please kek

>>723111685
like, pure alcohol?

Plot twist , you're batman, and you are naked.

You become an anime girl for no reason at all. Also , the orange turns into a closet.

>>723111412
reroolll

you find a anime neko chick and decide to befriend her

>>723111779
Brandy.

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>>723111544
You think it's a good idea to begin consuming your legs. You start chowing down, but you're so stuffed you couldn't possibly eat the second. You lie down for a while, unsure of how you can get to Pepe now.

W
h
a
t
'
s

n
e
x
t
?

You find the great Pepe in your heart. Literally.

>>723112022
Dammit. 3 posts too late.

>>723112081

use the orange as a replacement leg and find out its incredibly reliable

alright NOW.
>>723111412
happens + you get a pirate leg.

draw pepe on the ground with your blood

>>723112273
rr

>>723112081
Start crying like a bitch, remembering all the times OP used to suck your dick but now hes moved on to bigger and blacker dicks. You masturbate to this mental image.

eat the other leg

>>723112316
please i wanna see it happen

cut off your other leg and use it as a sword

>>723112363
I M D E S P R A T E

>>723104733
Moar like this
http://sextoyget.com/icicles-no-48-pink-p37400.html

>>723112081
Realize you could never please pepe. Accept fate and masturbate.

It was all a dream , you wake up as Donald Trump.

squeeze the orange in your eyes

>>723111412
roll

>>723112434
roll

You are exposed to radioactivity and grow an arm. Yes. A third arm. Not a leg.

blind yourself and use the orange as a new eye to finally see the truest pepe

you pray to god emperor trump and he blesses you with a new leg, you continue your adventure, you are hungry so you eat the orange, you start feeling weird

>>723112577
hahaha

Dick grows into a dragon and you and the orange team up to solve mysteries.

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You become this.

turn yourself completely inside out by opening your asshole wide enough to slip through

>>723109036
roll

>>723112577

WINRAR
this guy is getting closer to death at any roll

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This is the great pepe.

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You selec all images with store front.

>>723112081
Call for help

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>>723112577
You rip out your eye, jam the orange into it's gaping socket, and in a puff of feels, the Grand Pepe's son, the True Pepe appears before you.

He grants you one wish, and meeting with his father.

What wish do you ask of thy True Pepe?

>>723113613
THAT TRUMP KILLS ALL NIGGERS

>>723113613
Wish for a healing factor

i wish he sucks my dick

>>723113613
To help bring memes to the less fortunate citizens of the world.

>>723113613
I wish 3 nore wishes

>>723113613
You tell him your wish is more wishes

i tell him to give me a rimjob

>>723113840

reroll

I wish he gives me a boobjob

>>723113672
roll

wish for more grand pepes

>>723113613
A twelve foot long dick.
(flaccid)
You can not die from blood pressure decrease by getting an erection. No bad effects will come through getting an erection. You can get an erection in half a second and use it as a kind of "mega jump"

>>723113714
Reroll

>>723113906

reroll

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>>723113613
I want to turn into pic related

>>723113906

rereroll

>>723113920
I would love to sprite this - reroll

>>723113740

roll

>>723113920
Yeah!

i wish her mother dies in her sleep tonight

>>723114106

reroll

>>723113613
Give me the sweet release of death.

I wish for another orange, just to replace my current, only, working eye with.

I wish for a leg.

>>723113613
Does liking traps make me gay>>723113613

>>723113613
You wish for the ability to control foreskins like magneto controls metal

>>723113613
You wish a bike

>>723114106

you wish for the great pepe to eat your other arm

>>723114159
reroll

I wish for more feels

>>723114159
ROLL I NEED THIS

I wish that he would make /b/ great again.

>>723114106

reeeeroll

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do a backflip faggot

>>723113672
Roll

>>723114222
trips

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>>723114222

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>>723114222

>>723114222
checkd

>>723114222
Winrar

>>723113613
I wish for another orange

>>723113613
He wants to know why she left

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>>723114222
Why isn't my baby gaining any weight?

I wish for a group of tribes people to shit all over my face

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>>723114222

checkd

A loli

>>723114577
you are late pedo

Oh shit, we hit the bump limit!

we're going to need a new tread.

>>723114577
You fuckin nig.
And if i win i pick a plane to fly into the middle of rio.

cont thread anyone?

>>723114945 new thread!

>>723114222
"WHAT IS YOUR WISH?" Bellows the True Pepe.

"I wish for more feels" you nervously, but calmly reply.

The True Pepe begins his autistic screeching as he fires beams of pure feels into your eyeballs.

You feel as though you are ascending to a new plane of emotion... but are you sure this is your destiny? Will you give up in your quest to find the Grand Pepe in exchange for the power of pure feelings? Tis a difficult question indeed...

What will you do? You must act quickly!

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>>723115073
You decide feelings are for fags, and you begin to rape pepe in his eye socket

>>723114945 is our new thread!

>>723115073
melt myself with aqua regia

>>723115209
We hit the bump limit, and this thread will be pruned soon.
We need to move.