I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of

>>723100222
Checked.

I have bad social anxiety like that as well.. I wear earphones whenever I'm in public since music helps A LOT. so if anyone talks to me it feels 5x better than if I didn't have them in.

>>723100222
Honestly, if going again makes you feel uncomfortable, you really don't need to go again.

Or even the first time for that matter.

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>>723100222
>started stuttering something about "my wife" and then I started to hyperventilate and felt an anxiety attack coming on.

first time i laughed this hard in a while.

holy fuck man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikOTW3f3xng

op is big smoke confirmed xD

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>>723100222
My reaction would have been something like "y-yep, I'm grabbing dinner for my b-brother haha we like to eat the same things sometimes" I probably would have made it worse by attempting to make up some elaborate story. After that I would have driven off and yelled at myself on the way home for being this way. Like you, I would also most likely decide to avoid that location and would either switch chains or drive to another Mcdonalds.

>>723100920
>>723100577
>>723100442
>>723100911

It's copy pasta you fucking idiots
>>723100725

tell her to go fuck herself and give you your mcD's

>>723101028
>not bumping copypasta

If you not give the copypasta bumps then it dies.

>>723101145
>implying you realized it was copypasta
theres the door newfriend

>>723101317
>implying I never respond to copypasta
>you do not know me anon

I always reply, bump copypasta. Most of the time others reply not knowing its copypasta then I get to see others emotions and how they are as people.

id say
yes i forgot to tell you smth. zenzi.

then take the change and speed outta there.

>>723100222
Probably put on an outrageous French accent and say something about she must have met my twin brother. I would have advised her not to talk to him because he is a known child molester and he buys McDonald's food in order to entice children into his car.

>>723100222
Good, you should feel horrible putting that much garbage into your body in one day.

I wouldnt have went a second time if i were you. But to answer your actual question i wouldve either said something like yeah for my roommate or im hungry again.

Diet for a warring population: dominated by meat
Diet for a healthy population: dominated by fish
Diet for a spiritual population: dominated by pulses and vegetables

>>723100222
>>723100442
holy shit what a generation of pussies our grandfathers fought for

>there are newfaggots who never belonged here in the first place responding to this pasta seriously

>>723100222
Wow kys. Im serious. End your misery.

>>723103403
Your grandfather was a closetfag who went to underground nightbars to get an anal pounding. Not some war hero.

Get over yourself neckbeard.

>>723103747
What if op doesn't want to kys you?

>>723103531
>implying 4chan isnt 95% newfags since 2014
>implying half of us arent autistic enough to do what OP's "pasta" did

>>723100222
Just learn how to lie or how to laugh at the situation
You could have just said,
>"Yeah, well, so are you"
and you both could have just laughed it off.

>>723103842
*2010

>>723103804
>projecting this much
wew lad im sorry about your pussy heritage

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>>723100222
Fucking hell OP...

You had the perfect opportunity to say to her...

"I always come more than once..."

I'm assuming you're a virgin?

>>723100222
Sounds like she was a bitch.
Best bet is to hang around in the parking lot and wait till her shift is finished, then kidnap and murder her. That way you won't have to go to a different McDonald's.

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>>723100222
>has a panic attack at mcdonalds because some chick was possibly flirting with him

I know thats not exactly how it went down but when you think about it like that it's pretty funny. Seriously though harden the fuck up OP, you're acting like a bitch.

>>723100920
>After that I would have driven off and yelled at myself on the way home for being this way.
Ah man, that hit me in the feels. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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>>723103309
U wot m8

>>723104422
>Responding to copypasta bait

What a fucking moron you are

>>723100222
Why are you so concerned with what other people think of you? I highly doubt that cashier gives two fucks about your personal lifestyle choices. You need to read a book on philosophy as well as a book abnormal psychology and just reflect on the knowledge gained. Once you can concentrate and identify negative schemas you can work towards correcting the behavior, thoughts/feelings that make you uncomfortable. In essence, whats happening is your ego and your super ego are having an immense conflict with one another. So much so that when special situations arise, such as the one described, you become so conflict that it starts to manifest in physical pain (e.g. panic attack) - Source? My partner is in a 1st year graduate program with emphasis in Psychology; wants to be a therapist...I hear more than I would ever care to hear on a weekly basis.

>>723104669
>haha guys look at me I've been here the longest and I'm gonna keep bragging about it repeatedly because it's an anonymous image board and reputations on here matter

>>723104107
>projecting
Yeah sure call it that. I love destroying normiefags like you. BTW don't call me a lad, I'm not a eurocuck.

>>723100222
I would have just smiled and said "yep, craving mcdonalds today" or something like that

>>723100222
Social anxiety is the most hilarious nonproblem that people think is a problem. Holy shit, A stranger is going to judge me for something for less than a second and then they'll continue on with something else? Fuck panic mode engage?

Fucking idiots. This iswhat happens when your parents are too loving

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>>723104669
Shut your hole newfag

>>723100222
>You're here AGAIN?

"Yea bitch, now do your job."

>>723104942
Or when your parents aren't loving enough!

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>>723100222

>>723104942
Daddy diddled your cornhole with his big man peepee didn't he?

>>723100222
see the movie "The Founder"

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>>723103309
Excuse me?

>>723104831
so easily triggered they are
REEEEE some more americucks

>>723103309
Pretty sure fish are made of meat.

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>>723100222
MY WIIIIIFEEEEE

>>723105599
I already called you a eurocuck. Can't use americuck now. None of us are being cucked. I never get triggered. I just like engaging in obvious bad bait and making others waste their time by trying hard to make me mad.

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>>723104831
> I love destroying normiefags like you

aight my dude

Slf deprication my dude. If you harhly judge your self others wont. Simple

>>723106227
>my dude
>>723106781
>my dude


All the dumb people need to go back to facebook now.

>>723100222

You suffer from Akrasia.
Either you think what you're doing is shameful (in which case, stop doing it), or you think it's OK to go to McDonalds twice in a day (in which case, fuck what the cute cashier will think, it's not like you had a chance with her anyway).

Not being ashamed of what you're doing and not doing what you're ashamed of will help with social anxiety.

We all love fast food. We all love a cheap burger. We all love cigarettes, booze, and unprotected sex... Drugs and the like. There is no shame in it. She probably just gets bored at work, and looks for opportunity to chat with customers. No big deal. I wouldn't be ashamed of going to McDonald's 10 times ina day. I know it isn't exactly healthy, but FFS, just looking at OP image makes me want some.

>>723106894
to talk to my friends? to share my accomplishments with real people? oh yeah i forgot to do that aha

>>723107416
Protip: Your friends and all those real people are fucking mouthbreathers like you who need to be murdered en masse.

I mean, you even type like a worthless nigger.

>>723104942
spotted the faggot
gtfo newfag

>>723107814
and your friends arent mouth breathers you literal faggot? stop projecting onto me that you have no real relationships with people in the world and all you feel the motivation to do is sit online calling people nigger because they dont type like you, pleb.

>>723108200
>the person who types like a nigger thinks anyone is going to take him seriously when he implies someone is projecting
>he's too innately stupid to realize that "projecting" is just an intellectually insecure toddler way of saying "no u"
>he'll reply to this post because his stupid, poor parents never taught him when to cut his losses (he was the loss in their scenario)

Your life isn't going anywhere. :^)