Hey /b, femanon here, I'm waiting till my boyfriend come

>>723089256

meet him at the door wearing nothing but plastic wrap

>>723089256
we don t know ypur bf fetishes
enlight us

Suck his dick and cook him a meal bonus points if the meal is done by the end of fellatio.

>>723089256
kys

>>723089256
Tits or seriously get the fuck out

>>723089256
tits or gtfo

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>>723089362

>>723089405
I dont have just a fetiche... I'm into so many things
just tell me your fantasies!

>>723089465
>>723089501
She's not asking for compliments, and her gender is important to the thread

I hate it when newfags like you misuse old memes

>>723089465
>>723089501
>2007 Tits or gtfo.
>2017 Dick or gtfo.

>>723089741
>She's not asking for compliments, and her gender is important to the thread
Thank you :)

>>723089256
>>723089362
This, and invite a friend over to help out. Bonus points if the friend is a trap.

>>723089256
He might appreciate you being dominant, but IDFK.

>>723090026
nice idea...

>>723089741
We need evidence to support the claim that she is indeed a female and not just another neckbeard-anon like you wasting our time... So tits or get the fuck out

>>723090106
If I had a woman, I'd want her to pin me down. He may like it, but some guys would be weirded out.

>>723090163
WE DEMAND PROOF

>>723090163
I dont need to show u my tits. Go to pornhub dude

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>>723089256

- take a shit (pic rel8)
- don't flush
- tell him you want to show him a brown sculpture resembling him
- watch his face when he stares at the shit related
- ...
- profit for the LULZ !!

>tldr: you're a male virgin neckbearded basementdweller, not a femanon

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>>723090432

variant:
take a shit in the washface-sink

>>723090432
okay. I'll for sure do that.
IM A GIRL.

>>723089741
>>723089749
im not sitting here claiming to be something and asking for anything.

>>723090541
Prove it fucktard

suck his dick

>>723090627
Nope.

>>723090541

I don't give a shit if you imply that being a girl you can't take a shit.

buy a strap-on dildo the size of a wine bottle and do whatever with it whenever, I don't care

>>723089741
the reason we have this rule is so that there arent threads like this where someone can just lie about being a girl. the men to female ratio is very in favor of men. also ive been on this website since it went by a different name and since you were in middle school so please shut the fuck up

>>723089256
Invite a female friend

>>723089256
Do the dishes and vacuum the carpet.
If my wife has done that when I come home I'm a happy man.

>>723090728
>>723090541
abandoning thread. you cucks geting trolled by a random neckbeard. enjoy being delusional newfags.
>>723089741

>>723090773
omg shut up and keep my thread in peace. NO TITS

>>723090758
thx i'll do that :)<3