So my cat has been getting in tons of fights lately. I will need

>>723085418

Lace his food with meth and tape knifes to him.

train him you fool

>>723085418
Maybe pump him up with steroides and buff food ?
Maybe make some kind of armor or some shit.

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>>723085418

the crow, obviously

Supply him with gloves that have razor blades on them (of course take safety measures so the cat isn't hurt) and piss off the cat before you let it out

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>>723085418

>>723085418
well i keep my cats well fed .. and I play with them a lot so that they stay in shape.

my cat is the toughest in the neighbourhood ... seen him chasing a fucking dog one day.
He also grows up with two german shepherds so no cat can fuck with him

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>>723085418

>>723086093
This sounds great. The cat in question actually came to my door step a year ago. He was malnourished and it was really hard to get him to a healthier weight.
He's still skinny as all fuck (2 cans of wet food and a bowl of dry food a day). Sadly i don't think he's going to win any battles. So i made this thread. Wish we had a dog to toughen him up.

>>723086803
skinny cat doesnt mean weak.

I have two cats.. the touch one is skinny, brings mice everyday. occasional bird.
Other one is a fatty, lazy ... but can be tough if needed

>>723086803
also once you castrate him .. he can gain weight

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>>723085418
Can someone please post the meme that has that knife mouse where people are asking if various weapons are okay to bring to a nerf gun fight? It gets me everytime

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>>723085418

Train him in nigger martial arts to use staff

Train him in japanese samurai marshial art for sword

Train him to study in egypt

Train him to wrestle in greece

Train him to use the bow in england

Train him to sail with vikings in scandinavia

Train him to jump good in the jungles

Then once he has done, you may give him ur magical sword forged from good

>>723088376
Kek

>>723088376
Season 5 is coming out no?

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>>723088478

Yes, march 8th i believe, they gonna have gore now since adult swim revived it, trailer seems good

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Teach him to raise a standing army and exterminate all opposition.

>>723085418
Crab.

>Hard exoskeleton acts as versatile form of light weight armor without reducing mobility like the turtle.

Biggest competitor will be the crow because of its ability to use aerial attacks. Turtle and Mouse should be easy af to kill.

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>>723085555
This, quads dont lie

>>723089407
Birds already fuck up crabs without even having knives. Crows are the best tool users out of all these animals. Crow kills all.