ITT we work in an office First person to get dubs becomes Assistant

hello, i have a packet for john?

>>723081925
Yeah thats me, finally my dragon dildos arrived

>>723082047
i need you to sign here

>>723082216
and here

>>723082236
also here

I came here to deliver a package to the head of HR. *tick* *tick* *tick*

>>723081719
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

>>723082288
Oh shit

>>723082288
Congratulations, you won our lottery for deliver men that deliver suspicious brown packages with ticking sounds, you are our new Assistan to the Regional Manager

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>>723081719
i'm the token black guy who delivers packages.
they hired me because i'm black.
I need advancement

>>723081719
>Trips inherit the company

This will take forever...

>>723082572
Stop slacking off the new assistant to the regional manager is watching and I heard he is prone to explosive outbursts

>>723081719
Who let these niggers in here?

Mandatory Meeting in 15 min about equality and gender pronouns followed by a presentation on sexual harassment and bullying in the work place by Susan

Is that sexual harrassment?

>>723081719
i asks myself.... would dumb person do this? and if answer is yes - i dont do it.

>>723083283
Depends what they identify as

>>723082572
That's what she said.

>>723083433
THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARRASSED ME!

>>723083433
If I'm attracted to females and Jill identifies as a Xer or squirrelkin does telling her she has nice breasts classify as sexual harrassment since I'm not attracted to squirrels?

>>723083590
There are more than two genders you fucking pig.

>>723083578
Dammit Jim pull your pants up

I heard from my cousin that working 'agile' is teh shit, can we do that please?

>>723083694
IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT PATRICE DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME AGAIN DONT EVEN FUCKING LOOK MY WAY AT LUNCH I WILL END YOU is what I would say if I was bothered by your constant bitching and didn't find it a little humourous