It might take awhile before I update the animations please be

We did the sun last time, so this time lets do the sun.

Blue planet, it looks bluer

>>723080241
Yeah, the last two times have been the sun so we should do the sun again for something novel.

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go red

>>723080095
Let's keep it fresh. Go red.

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Red planet

Go nowhere, but eject all astronauts which then proceed to be space niggers outside the space craft

>>723080677
Fuck

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>>723080677
Dubs speak.

>>723080677
I'm guessing that counts as major, not minor. You need trips for that.

red

>>723080095
Red planet

Sun

>>723080095
Red planet.

>>723080677

Use his dubs for red planet

Go back to earth

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>>723080677
You need trips, so one astronaut was ejected into space.

-1 population

>>723080677
this, then set ship on a collision course with sun and fap till death

>>723081289
open airlock and watch as the other astonauts die or get succ into space

>>723080095
I just want NOT the blue planet again.
Red or bust!

>>723081216
Rawlo

>>723081289

Everyone on board has sex to add population.

Then they go to the Red Planet.

>>723081289
kek

>>723081500
Ayyy!!!

>>723081500
This

>>723081500
WINRAR

>>723081555
Winrar on trips

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>>723081500
They set course for the red planet.

On route, 2 astronauts have sex and gave birth.

+1 population

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>>723081500
mfw ejected the only female out into space and now all the men are having an orgy to repopulate the ship

>>723081741

They kill a space squid that was stuffed with laser rifles.

>>723081741
YO WTF YOU SKIPPED OVER MY GET FAGGOT!!!!!
>>723081433

came before the 00 faggot

>>723081855

No way, twice in a row.

>>723081899

Don't be unoriginal then :P

>>723081899
>didn't read "needs to be a major event"
Read the fucking thread before you start bitching about "REEEE OP IGNORED ME REEEE!"

>>723082026
>>723081289
so i guess this other one didn't count either then right?
faggots

>>723082148
>1 person dead vs the entire crew
>story continues vs restart
>no difference
pls gtfo newfriendarino

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>>723082148
You seem to be being a little bitch. Would you like help with that?

They all suck each other off

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>>723081741
After some turbulence entering the atmosphere, they land safely on the red planet. The astronauts planted their flag and explored the surrounding area.

Mountains to the north-west with a cave entrance.
A mud lake to the south, next to it, a large bony remains of some sort of organism.
To the south-east is a methane geyser.

>>723082148
Being this triggered over this game
All these kekles

In case of gets: Oxygen tank explodes and attracts the local mudskipper population

>>723082286
>1 person dead
>>723080677
>eject ALL astronauts
yup you're still a faggot

>>723081433
>>723081899
OP here, You need trips for that sorry

Zerg pop up from ground and murder an astronaut.
They start collecting methane gas.

>>723082372

Astronauts go to mud lake and eat mud for nutrients.

One astronaut goes exploring and falls into the mud lake. They pull themselves out, but their spacesuit is now permanently brown.

>>723082660
Roll 4 Zerg

send 2 astronauts to explore cave

>>723082372
Tom the leader of the ship, captures the gas from the so called "methane geyser" and breathes it in on purpose..

He receives psychic powers, from this actually unknown gas, which are yet to be defined. No harm will be done to him by doing this.

>>723082372

Astronauts dismantle their ship and make weapons out of it.

>>723082372
Two crew members carefully approach the cave to examine it.

>>723082767
roll
but they crawl there

One astronaut builds weapons and a suit of armour out of the bones.

>>723082372
One of the astronauts decides to take a smoke break too close to the methane geyser.

Everyone dies.

Contain and collect the methane. If trips, prank one astronaut by replacing his oxygen with methane for luls. He probably ded tho, from all the cow fart stank.

Astronauts make shelter.

>>723082355
Crew confirmed for fags.

Rolling for David Bowie to appear and give a concert.

>>723082781
Reroll

>>723082660
Zerg pls

>>723082372
Observe cave and methane.

>>723082372
Search the bony remains

One astronaut decides to do some break-dancing in the cave.

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>>723082950
Rolling for China Girl in space.

>>723082973
reroll

>>723082372
revive remains

They all do a shit ton of squat thrusts and get super ripped.

NASA mission controller wears misogynistic shirt to press conference
mission is scrubbed and forgotten

Another ship lands. It is mostly identical to the first, but the crew wear green spacesuits.

>>723083146
roll

>>723083146
this

>>723082372
Crew makes weapons out of the bones of the organism, then a handful approach the cave

acid rain!

>>723082660
>>723082781
Rolling for both. If trips I want Zerg to convert astronauts.

>>723083146
smh roll

>>723083144
Witnessed

One of the astronauts enters the methane gayser while the others watch him boil to death.

>>723083144
Best fucking get. The mission was overshadowed and ignored for being too "misogynistic." All because of a minor event, a fucking shirt

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>>723083325
rerrolerianos

>>723083146
reroll

One astronaut eats a rock, and it drives him mad, so he starts eating other astronauts.

>>723083144
Meanwhile on earth...

Rolling for: Astronauts take turns jizzing into the methane gas.
If trips: A methane slimy baby is born.

baby astronaut created along trip gets into the control panel, electrocutes itself and shorts out the navigation system stranding them on planet

>>723083287
roll

>>723083146
rollin

>>723083402
Let me assist you with that

>>723083386
this

put remains in geyser

>>723083402
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RoLLLLLLL

>>723083146
Let it result in war.

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>>723083146
Fucking reroll to this

>>723083404
roll

>>723083404
>>723083523
reroll

>>723083146
More rerolls.

>>723083402
Rolling for slimy methane cum baby

>>723083404
>>723083523
>>723083556
keep spamming till i get what i want roll

>>723083561
rollin

Build a Nuke

>>723083404
>>723083523
>>723083556
>>723083597
rollerino

>>723083049
BOWIE IN SPACE NIGGA

>>723083641
reroll

>>723083146
Rolling for greenerinos

One of the astronauts invents communism.
They take apart the ship and oxygen and give a piece to each of the astronauts, shared evenly.

>>723083622
needs trips

>>723083301
Reeee roll

>>723083698
red army

God damn, these trips are hard to get.
>>723083622
check'd but seems too major

roll for cave spelunking

>>723083663
I'LL SETTLE FOR IGGY POP BUT I WANT BOWIE DAMMIT

>>723083698
rolled

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>>723082355
Everyone sucks eachother off

>>723083144
The crew gets a message from headquarters saying that the mission has been scrapped.

Due to the heat they take cover inside the module.

-1 water

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Killer bees attack the astronauts.

If trips: A giant alien bee, twice the size of the spaceship.

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>>723080095

Red Planet. How hard can it be?

>>723083698
nother try.

Friggen so many posts without a valid get...
If this post is get: OP can chose whatever the fuck he/she/it/that wants

>>723083799
check'd

>>723083817
>>723083714
Roll

>>723083698
roll for starlin

>>723083799
BEES + BOWIE IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE TEAM GETS STUNG

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>>723083799
check'd

NASA radios in with the news that David Bowie is dead.

>>723083893
Toll

>>723083899
check'd

roll for meteor shower

They discover a nazi base.

Rolling for David Bowie to rescue the team from the bees by soothing them with his catchy tunes.

>>723083402
Reroll

Protoss set up camp near methane and start collecting the gas.

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>>723084099
wew

>>723084052
David Bowie, slayer of bees

>>723083698
Communism is about the means of production being owned by the populace.

The story already is communist

2 people get high on weed and die of an overdose

>>723084099
checked.

If dubs, protoss attack the ship.

>>723083698
That would probably kill everyone. Definitely trips required.

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>>723084099
WITNESSED

Aliens come from north east. And they have old hentai dvds

>>723084200
>>723084099
yeeeeee boi

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>>723084222
Trips confirmed. Good job fagget

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>>723084222
WASTED TRIPS. DONATE THEM TO DAVID BOWIE RESCUING THE TEAM FROM BEES YOU SICK FUCK

>>723084200
They need additional pylons sorry brah

>>723084373
no

>>723084410
>implying you've never heard of a drone rush.

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>>723084488
>wastes trips
>wastes dubs
>doesnt want Bowie in space
fuck this thread

>>723084616
XD

>>723084488
>>723084373
kek

rolling for succubus +1 pop

Astronauts find space drugs

>>723084052
Reroll

is OP kill?

If dubs: The bees are purple

If trips: The bees are nazis

A single space marine comes to help the astronauts.

astronauts try to collect methane

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>>723084788
Checked, we have David Bowie boys

>>723084788
you tha real mvp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g

>>723084841
op is kill abandon thread.

David Bowie is killed by bees.

If trips: The bees resurrect Bowie as one of their own. He is now a Bowie/Bee hybrid.

>>7230823
Build energy plant and harness energy from methane geyser, then with energy, begin construction of drill to mine into planets resource deposits

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>>723083698
One astronaut invents communism, all food and water has to be shared

>>723083799
Turns out some bees from earth were hibernating inside the ship, they attacked the astronauts but quickly died due to the heat.

One astronaut is allergic and is seriously ill.

>>723084099
A protoss probe started warping in an assimilator.

>>723085127
communism nigs got played

>>723085127
David Bowie crashes on the planet with the corpse of Major Tom

>>723085127

Khorne grants the blessing of the blood god to half the astronauts.

>>723085265
Pls, reroll

>>723085127
Giant dick-like sandworm appears, and eats 4 astronauts

try to exchange crew members for methane gas , have more sex

>>723085328
roll

>>723085328
REEEEEEEEEEEE Roll

>>723085328
rol

>>723085328
haha roll

>>723085265
roll for dis

>>723085328
555 get

>>723085127

Astronauts dig up a mech suit.

>>723085127
Protoss rape the astronauts

>>723085328
rell

>>723085533
Checked

>>723085127
Two female astronauts have weird space sex

>>723085328
dick like

>>723083146
ROLL

Zerg appear bottom left

The bee queen survives.

If trips: The bee queen starts a hive in one of the astronauts' brains.

>>723083146
Reroll

>>723085708
Roll

>>723085127
nazi ship lands. Out steps 4 black astronazis and their leader, Astro Hitler

>>723085708
Roll

zergs killing of the protoss,

if tripps, protoss defending themselfe from the zergs with help of the austranauts - thus creating a new alliance

>>723085698
Reroll

>>723085867
reroll

>>723085854
Reroll kek

enslave the probe to mine methane by using mech suit

Protoss are actually Nazi-Protoss

>>723085854
roll

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>>723085854

Reroll for Space Hitler.

>>723085854
r

enslave protoss

Dubs: zergs killing of the protoss,

Tripps: if tripps, protoss defending themselfe from the zergs with help of the austranauts - thus creating a new alliance

A supply run happens. Astronauts supplied with +2 food water and fuel. +1 astronaut

>>723086003
roll

>>723085854
Astro Hitler kek

One of the Astronauts decides to revolt and founds the glorious nation of kekistan

>>723086006
rolling

throw remains at protos

Female astronaut accidentally masturbates and squirts in the water supply on the ship.
+1 water.

If trips: She cums so hard that one solar panel falls off.

>>723086006
Roll

astonauts become 100% homosexual, no more population is produced

space muslims want to convert astranauts but fail

trips: astranauts draw a muhammad picture and burn space quran

>>723086257
reroll

Space Marines land and check out weird astronauts

>>723086215
rooool

>>723086215
roll

>>723086322
Check'd

The marines convert the astronauts to praise the god emperor.

>>723086322

Roll for titan joining as well.

dubs: god sents a guy that could cure all deseases,

trips: they abort him before hes born

>>723086432
roll

>>723086422
damn not bad

Space Marines fight Protoss cause Xenos

>>723086215
Reeeerrererererelololol

>>723086422
Check'd

The Astronauts are all converted to space marines.

>>723085127

The astronauts, using advanced technology make a machine that changes/re-arranges particlss, so out of the mud and water they make bread,water and Shrooms, they all get high and have a massive orgy (if trips they somehow make the tiny shuttle into a base)

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>>723085533
They find a broken mech suit.

>>723084788
The bees are already dead, and so is david bowie. The crew plays david bowie's music in the module.

>>723086003
A zergling appears and kill all the protoss then burrows away

>>723086583
Rerroll

>>723086566
WINRAR

>>723086583
Reeeerol

scavange protoss remains

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>>723085127
if dubs, they decide to venture inside the cave
if trips, the tests show that their spacesuits allow them to dive into the lake, and they do exactly that.

>>723086597

They fix the mech suit.

>>723086583
Reroll3

>>723086597
travel north

>>723082372
astronauts ride local unicorns up to the mountain entrance

>>723086583
Reeeeerollin

>>723086834

Rerolling.

>>723086813
>>723086813
>>>723085127
>if dubs, they decide to venture inside the cave
>if trips, the tests show that their spacesuits allow them to dive into the lake, and they do exactly that.

rolling again

>>723086811
yup. checked

collect probe remains, try to fix suit

>>723086813
rolling for this

>>723086942
maximum roll desu
>>723085127
>>if dubs, they decide to venture inside the cave
>>if trips, the tests show that their spacesuits allow them to dive into the lake, and they do exactly that.
>>723087032
thanks mate

Astronauts get pelted by gamma rays and become hulks.

>>723086215
roll

God Emperor of Mindkind visits

>>723086215
rolll

give zergling 1 food, check reaction (try to communicate)

>>723086834
This.

If trips, they use the mech suit to destroy the protoss at the cow fart geysir. Also, they rename their base "The Udder Guys" and their flag is now a picture of an udder.

>>723087205
roll

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One of the astronauts secretly hates communism and draws a swastika in the sand, like so.

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>>723080095
>land
>>3. The sun.
what?

>>723086215
rolling

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>>723086215
A female astronaut squirts into the water supply
+1 water

>>723086322
>>723086422
A spacemarine comes and converts an astronaut to praise the emperor

>>723086811
They found some fuel from the destroyed protoss probe
+1 fuel

>>723087245
idiot protoss are already dead cause zergs....

>>723087306

Astronauts now grow breasts and feed on their own milk. No more need for food.

>>723087270
reroll

make a farm

>>723087455
aww yiss

make weapons scan for zergs

>>723087529
roll

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Astronauts become astrofaggots and paint the module with LGTB colors.

fix mech

One astronaut finds an amulet that makes him immune to fire.

>>723087529
rerererroolllll

if trips protoss help killing zerg

one of the astronauts turns to be a cylon and tries to boicot the place

>>723087594
Reroll.
If trips, astrofaggots fix the mecha.

one of the astronauts fug marine

Who the fuck installs solar panels perpendicular to the ground?

>>723087638
roll

if minor: Communists plan their cave-going excercise
if major: Someone wrote under the nazi sign in an alien script while everyone was apparently asleep!

make panels parallel to the sun

>>723087595

Reroll.

If trips it's Gurren Lagann.

>>723087270
>>723087455
other astronauts erase swastika and draw a peace sign in the sand

and imprison the nazi scum.

if trips: execute nazi scum

>>723087830
reroll

>>723087817
rolllll

>>723087765
roll!

>>723087830
not happening, lol

If dubs: 2 astronauts are now nazis.

If trips: All the astronauts are now nazis.

>>723087830
rerollio

>>723087765
derp roll

>>723087830
roll

They all orgy on the sand, leaving a large cum stain on the planet. They then decide to pack up, and travel to the blue planet, with a trail of cum still following them.

>>723083146
rolling for this

1 crazed astronaut threatens the others at gun point and forces them all to shit outside in what he calls "The shit hole"

Rolling to fix mech.

If trips god emperor comes.

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>>723087270
An astronaut draws a swastika

>>723087633
An astronaut finds an amulet that makes him highly resistant to fire.

A day has past
-1 food
-1 water

>>723088135
roll

astronauts fuck the marine

The nazi crewmember steals the mech suit.

If trips: He kills 2 astronauts and the space marine and becomes the new leader.

>>723085127
>if dubs, they decide to venture inside the cave
>if trips, the tests show that their spacesuits allow them to dive into the lake, and they do exactly that.

BY THE POWER OF ROLL

astronauts set up a farm

wew

>>723088135
reroll

>>723088215
rolling for this again fuck my life not a single dublet

>>723087949
nooooooooooo

astronauts banish the nazi

Find ants.
Or Find HYOOGE ants.

using the amulet go into the methane gayser, try to find missing mech suit parts

astros convert the mech into a turret
if trips make it into a tank

>>723088215
rolling: kill me edition

Astronauts form a dick ripping cult, they all rip off their penises and are no longer capable of reproducing, however they gain +1 food.

>>723088156

Macho Man Randy Savage comes in as the leader of the Astronauts.

I found a toothbrush.

in the cave they find a succubus

>>723088407
roll

>>723087701
reroll

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>>723088400
FINALLY

>>723088156
craft flame thrower and blast fire resistant astronaut to test resistance

If trips: blast the nazi with fire too

astronauts dig and find a spring of an unkown unidentified liquid.

if tripps one astronaut drinks it

Small:Astronauts begin building a small home with solar panels

Trips:astronauts find the space playboy mansion and find aliens with green tits

astronauts build a farm

if trips they water it with the unknown liquid and plants mutate

Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I used my toothbrush with the mystical water dug up...

Imperator -Class Titan comes in to provide support from outside attackers.

They begin building a dwarven fortress into the cliff

>>723088590
rolling

dubs: Femastronauts squirting power is increased, and her squirt can now reach 12 feet whenever she cums.
trips: Femastronaut squirtpower is so good she can use it as a makeshift jetpack.

Trust me, this will be useful soon.

they make one of the astronauts drink his own piss because of water shortage

>>723088808

Rerolling

The astronaut that was stung by the bee is raped by the zerg, and he mutates into a bee-human-zerg hybrid

>>723088929
reroll

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>>723088215
They decide to explore the cave, an astronaut ventures inside...

One of the astronauts turns out to be the successor of the Hokuto Shinken.

>>723089171
cave is boring and they leave.

if dubs the temperature on the planet is lowered by 10 degrees.
if trips the temperature on the planet becomes earth like.

>>723089171
he falls in a hole

>>723089282
roling

>>723089317
reroll

>>723089282
rolling.

>>723088922
WINRAR

Dubs: They find treasure in the cave (OP decides what treasure)
Trips: Cave collapses and traps astronaut inside cave.

>>723089280
this

>>723089171
you forgot the liquid spring thingy... there should be a small area of some liquid now...

also, if small, they leave cave

if big, 3 people build farm whyle the rest goes into cave, they are brutaly slaughtered. the marine from the emporer comes back and kills the monster in cave. he joins the crew.

>>723089282
oh no we're going to need a new thread.

>>723089477
ya blew it

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CIA joins the astronauts

>>723089600

Checked.

>>723089540
roll

new thread op

>>723089540
rolll

>>723089427
reroll

>>723089593
who fucking cares we go the CIA now
rolling for bane

>>723089171
finally, I live you OP

is wub, they repair the mech
if trib, the move their base inside of the cave and make a farm there

>>723089832
roll

>>723089832
this we need sth to happen

Dubs: they make a simple farm for food
Trips: They make hightech farm for plenty of good food

If dubs: The crew begins to grow crops
If trips: One astronaut goes insane, offing two other astronauts and himself

>>723089832
roll desu

>>723089832
rolliong

>>723089832
super roll

>>723090244
winrar, thanks dude

>>723090169
Reroll

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The cave is dark is steaming hot. A clattering sound echoes from deep within.

>>723089477
The astronaut runs out the cave due to the noise

>>723089600
Turns out one of the astronaut is a CIA

They dig up a mysterious alien relic