What's the worst pain you've ever been in? I passed

my liver once swole to 4times its size because i had some intoxication... worst stomach pains i ever had it was so bad i had to lay down on the street

jesus christ
sauce?

Kicking heroin

>>723076664
this

>>723076664
asa akira ballbusting

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>>723077026
>>723077075

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2009106930

>>723075966
>What's the worst pain you've ever been in?
Tooth abscess.

I've lived a healthy and careful life.

>>723075966
cruciate ligament tear

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Hydronephrosis

Peeing hurts my right side sometimes so bad it's crippling and I curl up into a ball until the pain passes 5 or minutes later

>>723075966
Had a bug in my eye once.

Test

>>723075966
Child birth. Honestly while it hurt it's not as bad as some women make it seem

>>723075966
>16
>got wisdom tooth removed
>go straight home
>parents go to aunts house about an hour away
>stayed there for about 3 hours
>meds wore off
>no pain killers at house
>suffer

>>723077240
That kills the dick

>>723077379
>2017
>unaware what cuck means

Surgery for two ingrown nails. Massive infection. Enough painkillers injected for a donkey. The painkillers did nothing, and I still felt everything. You should not feel blades jabbing into the root of your nail bed.

>>723077379
Mods CP!
MODS

Paper cut hurts like he'll

>>723077709
paper cutS hurt

>>723075966
I'm a cutter fag so I've cut myself a lot. The pain is somewhat intense but not really that bad except for two times I can remember. The first being when I cut too deep into my upper arm and hit the muscle. The initial pain wasnt too much worse but it took ages to heal and hurt everytime I moved my arm. The worst one, however, was from trying to find a hidden place to cut. Dumbass me decided to cut on the bottom of my foot. The pain was so instense I almost passed out.

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>>723077382
Also had a hernia on both sides of my lower abdomen. Shit hurts like a mother fucker

Gall stones.

They were so bad they were getting impacted/faceted by the time the doctor went in to get them out.

They were dropping down and blocking my liver duct. My eyes started turning yellow.

3/4 women who offered opinions said they'd rather do childbirth than gall stones, for whatever that's worth.

ran over in 5th grade

cracked pelvic bone in half

in bed for a year

in wheel chair for 6 months

on crutches for 4 months

pain everyday but i can walk just fine so woot

>no one knows what its like to hurt when you breathe

>>723075966
> I passed a kidney stone this morning.

My stoned kid passed away this morning.

Actually, it wasn't quite pain, more like euphoria, but I thought I'd share with you anyway.

>>723077820
>women's opinions
>valid
pick 1

>>723077164
>>723077536


you pussies, tooth pain is among the worst kind of pain but you must have had worse than that

>brother poured a kettle over me, melted all the skin off my left arm and torso, my shirt stuck to my skin so when i screamed and threw my shirt off, a lot of my skin came with it, my parents weren't home so just had to put my arm under the sink and suffer for a very long time


im all good now though, amazing how that incident has made me so resilient to pain

>>723075966
I was married for 4 years.

Blew out L-5 disk three times. Pure agony.

rejection

>>723075966
got sacked with one of those bean bag shotgun rounds they use for riots

for those interested i wasn't in a riot
an old buddy of mine got some of them and while we were fucking around in the backwoods gun range we use he loaded one up and scared the hell out of me pointing his mossberg at me (didnt know what it was loaded with didnt care, scared shitless) im not sure about if he meant to shoot me in the balls or not but we dont talk or hang out anymore

I had something called IT band syndrome because of running too much in the Army. It's where the long muscle on your thigh that connects to the side of your knees just goes "fuck it" and gives up. Took me an hour just to get up 2 flights of stairs and the pain was a constant 10/10 for 1 week. 4 months later, I got a hairline fracture on my ankle on the same leg after falling out of a connex with a tv, i didn't want to pay for breaking a tv, so I just put my entire weight on my ankle. I spent 4 hours in the ER waiting room, and "sick" kids ran into it twice. Fuck. Army. Wives and their shitty children.

External thrombosed hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball. Doctor said it was the biggest he had ever seen including pregnant womens Had to get it excised at hospital as I hadn't slept in two days from the pain. The numbing shot going directly into my asshole was bad, but nothing could compare to when I got home and the anesthesia wore off. Fetal position screaming and crying, ate 6 percocet and called surgeon who told me it was normal and pain should recede in 30 minutes or so. It did but I had to lay in bed for the next 2 weeks as I couldn't stand for more than a minute without feeling like I was being brutally fucked with a steak knife.

>>723078001
>but you must have had worse than that
Nope. As far as I can rmember, the abscess was the worst.

I did break my arm when a small child and it went undiagnosed for so long I can still feel the defect at the break site. Apparently I was definitely grumpy for a while after I fell down those stairs and no-one could figure out why.

>>723078342
well you lucky fuck i remember my abcess and now brush my teeth like a crazy cunt

>>723078154
this

i had an inguinal hernia repair surgery, and caught the flu a day after. every cough and sneeze was like being stabbed in the gut, i opened the stitches 3 times.

>>723078342
(cont)
Oh, and I had my leg ripped open by a dog when I was about 6. Again, I don't remember the pain, but the fear of dogs lasted a good few years.

>>723078001
>incident has made me resilient to pain
That's not how that works, more pain that you're exposed to, the more sensitive pain becomes, that's why morphine is used immediately, especially before major surgeries. Only resilience comes from the site of injury that damaged the nerves.

>>723078457
FUCK.

>>723075966
That actually looks like it would feel pretty good, while you're cumming at least.
Like the hurting feel good, like ripping off a bandaid.

Broken heart 7 years ago. Still hurts.

Probably getting dry cement in both my eyes. Been in a couple motorcycle crashes but can't compare to dry, high lime content cement glueing my eyes shut.

Caused severe scratching and burns to my lens, but it healed fully (thank god)

Had to use a hard plastic contact lens thing that squirts saline into your eyes directly for over am hour and even after there were no painkillers that could stop the pain or let me open my eyes. Couldn't blink or see properly for a week, but after that it was just mild irritation and the fine in 3 weeks. Short term in the scheme of things but fucking agony.

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>>723075966

Test

>>723078580
i'm not saying i'm iron man or some shit, just that my will power was increased a lot and my mental tolerance for pain increased significantly, because when in pain i think back to that moment and feel comfort, i'm sure if i went through all that again it would feel exactly the same, but maybe i wouldn't scream as much

>>723075966

I've passed two kidney stones and I've had appendicitis where I had about an hour left to live and was rushed into surgery. Took 2 months to recover fully.

Funny thing was the two kidney stones hurt 10x as much.

>>723075966
Got a 3inch splinter between my pinky and ring finger when I was a teenager. Shit hurt.

>>723078580
I cut myself everyday for a year and my pain tolerance was never higher.

>>723077616
Yeah ingrown toenails can be pretty painful. My one toe was more painful than when I broke my foot

>>723075966
I fell face first while going 40 mph down a giant hill on my longboard, snapped my wrist and got road rash all over my arms, face, and chest.

>>723079065
Long boards are gay, you deserved it

Got hit with a brick on my head. Crushed the skull and i nearly bleed to death. I can't remember feeling any pain tho

Shattered my sternum and broke all my ribs on my right side , it hurt to breathe. I was hit by three different cars , my vehicle ended up on divider, felt my sternum crunch like a bendy straw when I tried to move. The most pain was afterwords when home after 2 weeks in hospital.

I once missed McDonalds breakfast by 3 minutes once. Was so painful.

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>>723079630
i had a minor fracture in my sternum after a small collision last year, and i still get occasional pain. can't imagine what a shattered one feels like

i stepped on a lego once

had a balloon catheter removed without sufficient deflation, pissed blood for 3 days

tied between hangover and wisdom teeth extracted
I haven't been through a lot of pain

>>723079739
you fat triple nigger

>>723075966
Food poisoning while sick and hungover

tattoing nipples

>>723075966
I got maced.

>>723079904
faggot

>>723080110
i was barefoot

>>723080047

I had to fuck a white girl for cash once. Was terrible.

>>723077483
Tits or gtfo

>>723080179
well in in that case you just a pussy

>>723079834
Good news for you, that pain will pass, took me years, but will pass. push-ups when you get healthy. Get well

>>723080276
enjoy you STD/STI thats all paid pussy gets you no matter who pays who, nigger

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>>723080387
>2017
>still doesn't know the rules

Getting hand burnt by axe plus fire

>>723077883
Shitpost +1

Nice job, Toby!

Got my ass fucked by a black man until I started bleeding. (No homo)

>>723076711
Yea its pretty bad. I dont know if it compares to some of the physical ailments people have mentioned. Its just incredibly uncomfortable.

root canal
inflamed so no anesthetics would work
took like an hour

>>723075966
I got circumsized when I was 15, for medical reasons
I was anesthesized during the operation but the pain and suffering the weeks that followed, the strings leaving my swollen cock and all the blood... I wish that to nobody

>>723079060
>ingrown toenail

Had that for a while. I thought I was just being a baby about it, but you can't deny physiological reactions: I'd brush it against something and I'd feel nauseous. Tap it against something and I'd see flashing lights and get lightheaded.

I'd just think to myself "Yeah, I guess that must actually hurt a lot."

Also, by the time I saw a doctor (actually a pair of doctors, they were like a comedy duo) they couldn't believe I could even walk, the ingrow and infection were so bad.

>>723081217
does uncut really bettter during masutbat

>>723081119
Shit dentist.

They're supposed to give you antibiotics and painkillers so the infection can go down before they work on it.

>2 years ago
>gallbladder full of stones
>was scheduled for surgery
>2 days before surgery
>woke up in the middle of the night
>felt a colic coming
>ohshit.jpg
>was just barely able to call an ambulance and open my door
>They carried me out wile I screamed on the top of my lungs
>I was not able to move or talk, they tried to strech me out to no success
>When The gave me the painkiller I almoust passed out
>could not move right for almost a week because my body tensed up so much.

That was just unreal, the pain traveled from my lower body to my spine and up to my shoulders and intensived no matter what I did.