I'm 42 years old. I recently decided to go back to school.

Glitch in the matrix
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>>723072514
Go full realism

"If we get together, I'll probably die at least 20 years before you and you can collect on my life insurance and retire early. Please fuck me"

>>723073013
huh?

Tell her you're hip and still hop on the internet for advice with intentions of pounding her young queef hole

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>>723072514
kek, you don't.
would you like it if some overweight granny came over and started hitting on you?
I suggest just being friendly and not acting like a faggot in front of her. if you are really lucky she might feel comfortable with you enough to have a beer at the tavern after class. but I would only ask if you pick up on a couple hints that she might like you. otherwise you'll just be known as the weird creepy old guy, and no one wants to be that guy

>>723073242
wow. yeah I have no Idea how that happened.

>>723073270
older guys date younger girls all the freaking time.

>>723073270
She's 18. If I took her to a tavern they would card her and kick us out.

>>723073420
>forgot burger laws
my bad, coffee then

>>723073330
its a years old bug. just happens sometimes

>>723073368
teenage girls like to date guys in their early twenties instead of little manlet teenage boys. the ones who run to a much older man are usually either gold diggers or broken emotionally. If she is hot and has a good social life there is no chance buddy, she'll pick the hot 25yr old every time

>>723073686
Is /b/ its own kearning computer?

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>>723072514
Show her $$$
Welcome to the real world

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>>723073602
Kek i live in germany and you even take Kids into Tavern until 22 o clock. With 14 you can drink beer or wine if your parents allow you. 16 you can drink beer and wine on your own. 18 you can drink everything. Cant imagine someone being 20 isnt allowed in US while here 16 year olds drink. Kek

>>723073852
mfw this anon has no significant life experience

>>723073127
do this anon kek.

>>723073852
Femanon here

I'm 19 and my current boyfriend is 38.

>>723072514
if its not your daughter just pass on her

>>723073270
Not OP, but if some granny hit on me, I'd hit on her right back. Doesn't mean I'd fuck her, just remind her what it was like to be younger so she can jump some grandpa's bones.

>>723074140
>Femanon here
rules are rules

>>723072514
You old creeps are really creepy. Want fuck girls which could be your daughter. Just fuck the teacher and know your limits. If she fucks you she is crazy or wants your money. Since youre a 40 year old looser which still goes to school it looks like you dont get any pussy at all

>>723074140
Tits or gtfo

>>723074140
We dont care that you have daddy issues or youre too lazy to work

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>>723074269
Shes just giving an example you fucking newfags, tits or gtfo doesnt apllies

>>723074256
This guy has some good points. Younger women may be hot, but they're usually too self conscious and inexperienced to be a ton of fun in the sack.

Get into their late 20's and early 30's and they start to feel that biological clock ticking away and they are normally down to fuck.

>>723074205
This. Grannies can take out their dentures and give you a gum job and they know what they're doing

>>723074269
It isn't camwhoring if the subject warrants it. Her gender is relevant to this discussion.

>>723074453
>too self conscious and inexperienced to be a ton of fun in the sack.

The fun IS their inexperience, idiot.

if you dont have money, access to drugs or beer, and a big dick, youre out of luck pal. unless youre charismatic as fuck she'll be turned off by an old perv like you

source: am girl who likes older guys

>>723074453
Yeah right, i'm 30 and have fucked a few 18-20 year olds in the past few years.

Unlike girls my age, these girls were fucking raised on porn and think it's normal. They are way better fucks than anyone close to my age.

>>723074337
My father is in my life and he gets along great with my boyfriend. No daddy issues.

Also, I wait tables and make $500 a week cash part time while simultaneously going to college and I probably have made more money working than you have, fat boy.

>>723074625
Meh. I prefer experience, but I'm glad you have fun with the young ones. Someone needs to break them in.

>>723074636
Im young, have access to drugs and alcohol and an over average dick. Still I dont get much pussy. I think its because im a strange guy, always complicating and thinking partying is better than pussy

>>723074785
>I prefer experience

No man does. You're literally the only one or you're a woman who doesn't understand men.

>>723074140

>Gold digger
>Broken emotionally

>>723073852 --> That anon has your #.

cut you'r dick off... or kys faggit.

>>723074829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko

>>723074874
>>723073852

samefagging 12 year old

>>723074760
Sure he gets along great with your boyfriend since they are the same age. Maybe you should ask them for a threesome. And no im actually skinny to athelthic

>>723072514
42 and 18 is too much of a difference anon. Unless she has some serious daddy issues of course.

>>723073270
your so dumb! guys in their 40's date teens all the time. its because men get better looking as they get older. opposite is true for women. I know a guy who is 47 and he dated a 22 year old

>>723075089
that's a stereo type. there is literally nothing wrong with a 18 dating a 42 year old man.

>>723075156
>guys in their 40's date teens all the time.

Rich guys get played by homewreckers all the time.

FTFY kiddo.

>>723072514
1, put on a fedora (this will make you look younger)
2, tip the hat - this will make her wet
3, show her your magic card collection: this seals the deals + if you know what I mean.

>18
>attending community college

Are you sure she's not still in high school taking college credits?

>>723072514
If you have money, it should be no problem.

>>723072514
Buddy if you are 42 there is no chance

>>723075214
>wrong
I never said that dummy. I just said that it doesn't happen unless there's a financial interest for the girl. (or if the girl is mental)

I'm low 30's and my gf is 19, but I look pretty young still.

>>723075395
I don't though. That's why I went back to college.

ITT: Guys in their 20s who don't know how to get a girlfriend trying to tell Op what is possible.

>>723075342
18=college freshman

>>723075336
>this seals the deals + if you know what I mean
Damn right, she's going to play magic the gathering with you all night long..

>>723072514
First ask to be study partners on the first day. Start by studying together and reward yourselves with study breaks by drinking. This worked for me all the time.

>>723075553
This.

As if anyone here really knows what is and isn't within the realm of possibility when it comes to dating.

>>723074010
But in US you can drive a car at 16 and own a gun at 18. Guess thats why age for alcohol is higher.

>>723075621
It also means high school senior who is on A honor role taking a few college credit classes to make their college application stronger.

>>723072514
A buddy of mine is 72 and he dates teens on a regular basis.

>>723075621
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=middle+college

Just go for it OP, age doesn't matter. I'm 31 in a relationship with a 16yo (before you call the FBI, this is totally legal in my country plus the feds have no jurisdiction here)

>>723072514
Offer her money

>>723074140
as long as you are happy, go girl

46 here and dating 18-19 year olds regulary.. It's a lot of fun, they want to try out new things and love dominant guys... and they like to talk to guys who can listen and not only complain about teenager problems... Just talk to her like to an adult woman and not a girl and you will be fine

>>723072514
'Don't struggle, I've got a knife.'

>>723072514
Rape her until she gets Stockholm's syndrome

I am 40 and get plenty young women more than when i was young nothing special about me and i know it that's why. gurls just wont to have fun adverseness tack them on one see what happens