ITT life lessons you learned the hard way >Nobody actually

i don't care about your opinion faggot

Subscribe to my fucking YouTube channel kek https://youtu.be/SplVCkIxoxU

Natural American Spirit cigs are total shit and make my chest feel like garbage.

Back to turkish royals/cowboy killers i guess

Not to take off work when you're a dirty Mexican to go protest being in the country illegally.

No job now senior.

>>723072626
>no trabajo pendejo
Ftfy

>>723072180
>It's better be alone than with a bad company that don't care for you

>>723073174
ill follow up with it's important to remember in your solitude that there are still people somewhere out there that would like you, and that it's incorrect to paint humanity unfairly with your limited previous experiences. there are wonderful people there, they're just in similar situations to you and it's difficult to get in touch as a direct result

>Get your sperm frozen then get a vasectomy before college so you can bang all the sluts you want without having 4 kids from 3 different women after you graduate

Ahh yes, true life wisdom comes from creating simplistic narratives to make sense of the immensity of your experience

You can't truly learn, without making mistakes. Provided you learn to learn from your mistakes.

Sometimes, "no" is correct.

Think of the "dumbest" person you know. Everyone else is most likely magnitudes "dumber" than the "dumbest" person you know. Given the notion that there exists "smarter" people than you.

Most people think with their heart, and don't really understand language.

Sometimes, silence is correct.

There are some things that you cannot do.

>>723072242
You kind of proved his point

>>723072459
You cant smoke them. Its like they compress 100g tobacco in that little cig. But they are good for hipster pretending to smoke

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>>723072180
this

>>723072180

You shouldn't ever get close with the people you work with or around, including customers.

>>723072180
> Innocent looking girls have the most skeletons in
their closets.

>>723072180
>Sometimes, even when you pour hard work into achieving something, you still won't get it. Nevertheless, you should still try.
That's something you eventually have to accept when you grow up, or else become a failure.

>>723072180
Some things never change

Don't eat garlic bread, tomatoes and lemonade just before going to bed.

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>>723072180
>autistic people tend to have a hard time identifying irony and certain social cues that would be extremely obvious to a normal person

>>723076346
>acid, acid and acid
Well, at least you learned your lesson.

>>723074781
That edge.

>>723077082
Meh fuck any and all retards.

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Higher education without a plan is a waste.

I will never fuck a woman's peepee

>>723077082
Story?

>>723072180

There is such a thing as being too nice.

dont ask for a second chance, you'll most likely screw that up too

>Sex with a Condom is boring and can ruin your sex life

>>723078107
0_0 I'd hope not.... dat urethra would be.... pummeled.

>>723078469
It is basically masturbation, except masturbation feels better, however, does not have teh cuddles involved.

>other people except family or gf/bf want you to fail and envy your accomplisments

>>723078469
>Sex is boring and ultimately not worth the effort
FTFY

>>723078545
Its the only way i fucked during my teenage years. Not because girls made me, but because i was terrified of getting one pregnant. Literally my teenage sex life was ruined by a thick piece of latex. Guess you gotta kek at that

Never have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation.

>>723078707
>except family or gf/bf

wait till you get married bud

>>723078769
You probably have your underpants on back to front and you don't even realise.

>>723078859
It's better to regret wearing a condom than to regret not doing so.

>>723078859
Plan b does work, you get like a few days of safety where you can fill them up without much worry.

>>723078968
I'm not a butt miner but sex isn't worth the hassle of getting it.

>>723078993
Oh yea, avoid stds at all costs. Of course children are always a worry, but there are easy drug fixes for that.

>>723078993
>>723079032
>>723078859
...or you brainiacs could get a girl thats on the pill for sure than just fuck and pull out bust on that pussy and ass..dont trust the pill and creampie unless you must but i alwasy feel anxious and sick until she gets her rag...but we been fucking and pulling out for a yr with my gf and we good...

I have learned that i am a useless person with no real talents. I am the most uninteresting person you will ever meet and that nothing in my shitty life will ever be remembered. I will be forgotten and fade away the moment i pass

>>723079108
Why don't you check right now? Because i honestly don't believe you have your underpants on the right way, you seem like a total tool. Check your pants are on the right way, if they are then and only then. I might entertain your idea.

>>723079108
Anon you know what your problem is? Youre putting the pussy on a pedestal

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>>723079365
>>723079391

Sometimes have this fantasy where I'm being encased in molten lead or wet cement like a tomb and when it hardens I'll be forgotten forever. Like I never existed.

>>723078331
literally freaked me out

>>723072180

> I will always love you

It's false

>>723079293
That is what I do...

>>723079293
I was a dumb teenager, tbh none of my friends fucked witn condoms i just thought it was wreckless. I did know about rhythm method and the pill, but i was too chicken shit to trust it. I just counted myself lucky to be laid.

>>723079545
Well did you check? Amirite toolboy?.

>>723072180
Maybe they do. Care. Too much actually.

>>723079645
when my ex told me this i just got sad because we both know this isnt true

>>723074505
Wrong.

>>723079545
but i know what u mean sometimes jacking off to porn can be more enjoyable and satisfying than boring sex with the wrong person

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>>723072180
First lesson is always the hardest.

Everything decays.

>>723073877
mf this.

(8) "Smelling dead roses!" "No i won't forget, cause i don't forgot" "No i won't fall down.." (8).

>>723079700
dubz...

>>723079807
>goes above and beyond to bed and please women
>I'm the tool

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I care.

>>723072459
>brand of cigarettes are shit
>makes your chest feel like garbage
I have a feeling you'll have another revelation soon enough.

>Learn to love yourself before loving another
>If you don't nobody else will

>>723080052
>Autisticly goes on about his point
>Still hasn't checked underpants

I think we know who the tool is here anon. Amirite fellas??

>>723080121
>someone is addicted to something
>better mock them for my own amusement

>>723074381
>Sometimes, "no" is correct
What the fuck does this even mean, of course if I ask "Does 1+1=3?" the answer would be "no", how is this something you learned the hard way?

>Sometimes, silence is correct
Again, this is retarded and doesn't actually mean anything

>There are some things you cannot do
Another obvious and retarded statement

And you're saying other people don't understand language?

>>723077165
None of those contain LSD dumbass

always clean your room, so your mom won't be forced to clean it herself and find all your cummed napkins that you left near the bed or on the desk

>>723080302
i kekd but i dont have an idea why

>>723078331
hope so

This thread is moving too slow someone say something interesting.

FFs you fags someone say something. Or is dis ded thread?

>>723080617
cuck

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>>723080617
Eat
Shit
Die

>>723080302
>What the fuck
Some people never learn to tell people "no", anon. Ergo, sometimes it is appropriate to be the asshole you know. For example, go fuck yourself.

>Again, this
Sometimes, not saying anything is better than opening your mouth. Go fuck yourself.

>Another obvious
Some people think they're invincible. Some people have unrealistic expectations, which causes them to build a frame of reference where their "genuine effort" is something they never get to act upon. Then they fall flat on their face, and they understand how things genuinely work. Go fuck yourself.

Some people like to get into fights for no good reason. I think you're one of them. Go fuck yourself.

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>>723073174
Disagree, learning to be content with yourself when you're alone is crucial, before anything else - and better than bad company.

>>723080810
doublecuck

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all your trash is getting scanned by computers to separate it for muh nature
so when you think its gone from the system, it just gets readded to it behind your back

drugs that go into the nose are all a big one way ticket

university isn't worth shit, unless you seek a boring life (which is okay, btw)

good left is right

NOBODY WILL HELP YOU WHEN THE POLICE CRIPPLE YOU. PEOPLE WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR INNOCENCE, still gets my blood boiling (I only said nigger in public because his nickname literally is "nigger steve", I did nothing wrong but got my ribs broken, fuck the police!)

sports are irreplaceable

"less, but better" and KISS is the way to go

when bad things happen to you, then only because you placed yourself into a situation in which it is possible for you to experience bad things

forgetting passwords can lead to data loss

being too lazy to backup your data can lead to data loss

capitalism is way too new for most people to understand it

>don't fall too hard for a girl or anyone.

>don't expect everyone to treat you the same way even if you're nice to them.

>nothing is given to you in this world. Your life is what you make it. Unless you have some fucked up disease or have no arms or legs.

>>723080850
>Some people have unrealistic expectations, which causes them to build a frame of reference where their "genuine effort" is something they never get to act upon.

I relate to this.

>University is a waste of time and money unless you want to be in STEM, law, politics or medicine.

>>723081011
Capitalism is king. Don't be dissin dat shizz yo. Seriously though i think everyone should be a corporation, think how crazy good the economy would be if everyone had a business.

you will forget it if you don't write it down with pen and paper.

>>723072180
>nothing matters except yourself and family
>running from problems aint working them niggas run like usain bolt
>failing is NECESARY for personal groth

>>723080850
Anybody who fits the criteria you mentioned must have some sort of mental handicap to be that retarded, and you apparently not only fit all 3, but had to learn them "the hard way".

I don't even like conflict that much, I'm a pretty chill guy but when I see blatantly retarded stuff on here I'm gonna call it out.

>>723081290
>law, politics

I got news for you..

>>723081327
>Proceeds to write down 'hitler did nothing wrong' on nearby postit.

>>723072180

getting married & having kids are terrible decisions

>>723081423
They are one and the same. Ok.

>>723081423
Dis, kek.

>>723080617
Did you know that the onboard clocks on satellites actually move slower than clocks on Earth because they are not as strongly affected by Earth's gravity?

Without compensating for Einstein's General Relativity and the factor of gravitational time dilation, the GPS system would be impossible

>>723081423
Lawyers make bank, what are you talking about? Politics is retarded though

>>723081598
Did you know that wombats' poop is cube shaped?

>>723081571
It useless degree yo. Now my communications degree however is really important stuff guise, super serial on that one.

>>723081672
Square assholes?

>>723081598
And Hitler wanted to kill that dude, really makes you think.

>>723081725
Nobody implied that law and pol are useless.

>>723081887
>>723081423

>>723081672
Cube or rectangular prism?

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>>723081820
No idea

nigger

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If everything seems to suck, then chances are you suck

>>723081887
Bruhh, maybe you could argue about law. But getting a degree in Politics is a waste of time if you think its getting you a good job.

What should I do with my life? Something I would enjoy.

>>723072180
If you shit a lot in one day your butthole burns like hell

>>723081360
It has nothing to do with mental retardation. It isn't a physical anomaly. It's psychology, not neurology.

You say you don't like conflict. Sure, why not. But, you've chosen to sperg out about nothing in particular- and miscategorize it all the same. You're not chill. You don't read as cerebral. Fuck yourself pretty with that notion, anon.

You just don't like conflict. Which must not be wholly true, because here you are, seeking it. What you take to be blatantly retarded, is just something that threatens your sensibilities. Something that doesn't make you sit right, something you can't grok, come to terms with. Something that rustles your jimmies.

So, do me a favor, anon, as you "chill". Learn how to be a social creature, not an estranged autist.

>>723082158

Law is a trap also, unless you have connections, you'll work your skin off for pennies on a law firm...then they'll replace you with the next batch of suckers.

>>723072180
>Stop putting teh pussi on a pedestal

>There's no unique girl

>All girls are basic bitches inside

>>723072180

If you're buttering bread, concentrate on getting good coverages around the edges, and the middle part will take care of itself.

>>723082343
I agree. But these fags are sensitive cucks, so you gotta make out that they are half right. Otherwise they are way too mad to listen to anything. Or even have a clue what your saying.

People will never check mah dubs.

>>723082696
True.

>>723075761
Story?

A blanket is useful when is cold.

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>>723082809

>>723082282
>>723082282
No. I refuse to accept that "There are some things you can't do" is a useful lesson for anybody who isn't retarded. Nobody will read that line and suddenly come to an epiphany they didn't know before. Same goes for your other statements. These are obvious things about life and the world, both in a literal sense and in the philosophical zen bullshit sense you like so much. But regardless, they are nothing new to anybody and even after explaining why it's symbolic of what you were actually trying to convey, the facts you presented are still as simplistic as before.

I knew exactly what you meant when you said those things, and if they had actually had some deeper substance to them I would have let the abstraction go, but the fact is that even what you're abstracting to is still generalized bullshit and therefore of no use to anybody. So I will call it out.

I'm sure you're probably a decent guy anon, you mean well and everything and I understand that, but I dislike that kind of rhetoric. But you need to explain things analytically and concretely

Never go to NY it sucks ass.

>>723072180
only spend money you have

>>723073854
Sperm doesn't live long enough for them to be still useful once you get out of university

>>723082809
I went out with this really cute Irish girl, turned out she collects human skeletons and keeps many in her closet. I tired to get over it but it werided my out too much. Still think about her sometimea tho.

>>723083054
money is important

>>723078331

kek

this photo is a way of detecting 13 year old newfags.

Enjoy your ban.

Faggot.

>sweatpants make you lose control of your life

>wealth derives from mental health, mental health derives from physical health

>being rich is not the same as being wealthy

>work smarter and harder

Love is just another emotion, it's no stronger than any other.

People don't give a shit after you're 18.

Outrage is a genre of entertainment, just like comedy and drama

>>723072180

>Allways keep bills on everything.

Ex stole Cat.

>Dont drink.

Got raped.

>Allways have a Plan B, C, D, E and F.

In case the others fail.

>Being a Wagecuck sucks.

I earn minimum wage for basically risking my life at least 8 times a day.

>Suicide is a Permanent solution to a Temporary Problem.

Learned that after my 3rd or 4th attempt.

>/b/ is love, /b/ is life

Praise kek.

I dont know. You guys understand me. I understand you. This is the perfect society to me.

>>723072180
Organisations that care for (handicapped) people actually fucking despise their cliwnts and are only doing it because those clients are easy to exploit.

>>723083375
I dunno if your right dude. Daniel Johns is in great shape and he's a crazy dude.

>>723078769
This

>>723072180
>stop watching porn
>stop whining
>stop arguing with stupid
>starting something big requires a small input everyday

>>723080373
*sigh* you... fucking... mornon.

>>723083375
Sounds like something an attractive female might post instagram

>>723078331
xd

>>723081011
>when bad things happen to you, then only because you placed yourself into a situation in which it is possible for you to experience bad things

circle logic and utter bullshit. Someone got hit by a meteor once. Did the person willingly oplace himself in the path of the meteor?

>>723082983
>I refuse to accept that "There are some things you can't do" is a useful lesson for anybody who isn't retarded
>Nobody will read that line
>Philosophical zen bullshit
There it is. You hate "philosophical zen bullshit", because. Got some news for you. There are some people who will read that and have an epiphany. I'm not saying it for the sake of being a grandiose faggot. I'm not typing it for the sake of seeming holier than thou.

There's a "big" world out there. There are all kinds of ways to live in the "big" world out there. Different circumstances, different settings. Living in a box will, at best, prevent you from learning things that (You) take for granted. These "things" aren't impeccably obvious things, they're only obvious to (You). Congratulations, you already knew this. There most definitely exist people who do not. The fact that something is simplistic does not invalidate it's merit; 2 + 2 = 4 is not invalid because it is simple math.

It is only obvious that fire burns, if you let something be burned by the fire. If you see that happen. Hell, if you burn yourself with said fire. Never fucked with fire before? Then, you probably don't know what the fire does.

Beating the horse, of course these things are obvious in a literal sense, no shit. 1 plus 1 does not equal 3, "no". Try a scenario where someone has never, ever, been afforded the chance to take on one of their contrived notions in a real world setting, for the first time, with preconceived notions that have yet to be corrected. The mere fact that you're trying to set a standard for experience is absurd. No two people experience the exact same thing. Not everyone is going to be spoonfed information about the world around them. Again. Some people have to get burnt to know that things burn.

There doesn't need to be some esoteric, deep substance to what I've typed.

>>723083981
probably

>>723078908
>soul

>>723080373
can't tell if being retarded on purpose or just American.

Don't confuse the word FRIEND with Work or Class mate.

>>723079108
>women are stupid and not worth pursuing because i'm too much of an idiot to understand other peoples' mindsets

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>>723083981
If you don't want to read idiotic and utter bullshit you disagree with, don't visit websites where people post utter bullshit and act retarded.

What's so hard to understand about that?

If you don't want to die in a car crash on the highway, don't drive a car on the highway.
If you don't want to listen to shit music, don't go to clubs where they play shit music.
If you don't want to wake up from cars driving outside of your windows, don't move next to a street.

My statement is not corrent 100% of the time, because no statement is. But it's a life lesson, just like "fapping makes blind". It contains a grain of truth.

At least I made you think.

>>723072180
She doesn't have to have symptoms of herpes to give it to you.

>>723084318
truth
There's thick line between friend and acquaintance or I just suck at making friends

Very intelligent people can do extremely stupid things

Like a professor smoking

>>723078033
This

>>723084807
Or a scientist digging hookers and blow

>>723072180
Stop your isp and government from Monitoring your online activity http//traineddog.club

>>723073718
Oh is there now?
Name 3.

>>723085053
70 ppl in this thread

>>723085176
Pretty much. I'd befriend these boardmembers in a heartbeat if they weren't ugly autists.

>>723082983
I gave it some thought after the fact. I need to explain them in an analytical, concrete sense for "(You)" to understand them- because some people speak/understand a different kind of language.

So, here.

Certain individuals are often prevented from making mistakes, which stratifies their ability to learn from their actions- or even observe their actions after they have been made. This detriments them greatly, and it would serve these individuals better, if they are allowed to both fail, and critically observe their failure.

Certain individuals are conditions to appease, comfort, or otherwise are conditioned to avoid displeasing the opposing party/ies when it comes to social interaction. However, it is not a faux pas, in general, to deny any other party/ies any sort of request, by simply saying "no".

Your perceived sense of self, and worth, can be greatly exaggerated, as well as greatly understated. You may be more or less capable than the people around you, but the odds are that you are more often more capable, than less capable.

It is wise to understand that most interactions or exchanges with individuals will often not be supplanted by reason.

It is sometimes wise to not speak or give input in certain scenarios. Do not be afraid to withhold your comments, suggestions, or advice.

Even though it is painfully obvious to some, there are limits to the things that one is capable of doing. You can lift a relatively small, and moderately dense object, but you cannot lift a standard transport truck. You can breathe the air around you, but you cannot breathe underwater. You may have confidence in your abilities, however, this confidence will not directly translate into the capacities for said ability. It would be wise to learn that you are, in fact, limited with respect to many aspects of being.

>>723085053
Jesus
The Holy Spirit
God the Father

There's three right there

>>723074381
I do not wish to do anything I can't do

>>723079327
Join the fucking club. Yakuza.

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>>723085714
>mfw would rather join a murderous gang that would make me do vile and inhumane shit on a daily basis than be a NEET for a day longer

>>723079327
You should read or listen (Audible) to "Grit" by Angela Duckworth

>>723081862
Einstein was an evil man.

The internet causes autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4DHrumDOMw

>>723085849
Illegal Mexicans do this on a daily for a few bucks (e.g. on farms to animals).

>>723086025
I like animals as opposed to people.

>>723086069
To do it to people you'd be in a position where you should expect the same done unto you eg in gangs or cartels.
Here is an example on what could happen to you

http://theync.com/razor-blade-beheading.htm

The only thing that lets you down is your expectations.

>>723086274
I know all about that shit fam. No cartels for me, only the good gangs like the gubment plz

>>723085398
I wish I could strangle you with electrical tape

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>>723072180
>nothin' personnel, kid

>>723086328
underrated

>>723085176
>Implying were not the only two people in this thread

Prove me wrong

>>723085987
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>723086606
Proven by (You)

>>723085849
You know the Yakuza isn't the triads which is more like cartel mafia.

Yakuza is mainstream, more like a community. Give us useless nobodies purpose, a reason to not murder or rape or suicide. But they're looked down upon because they do do illegal shit

>>723086842
>tfw most of Nip's entertainment industry is Yakuza owned.

It's likely that the game console you play was backed by a member at some point.

Do your best in school otherwise your parents won't be proud and youll break your heart seeing your mother cry

>>723086503
why

>>723086809
You can't prove it to me, short of bearing everything that makes you anonymous there's absolutely no way to. You can prove it to yourself though but that's a slippery slope into madness.

Demanding respect will get you none

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If you are far from your gf for more than 1-2 months she will take a dick

>>723087183
my mf nigga

>>723087024
This makes me happy

The temporary nature of imageboards makes them bad for serious political discussion

Things end up getting over simplified just because everyone is rushing to get their two cents in, often relying on instinct rather then actual thought

>>723072382
not bad +1 to you hahaha

Your parents are proud of you as long as you try. Parents with high expectations are usually shitty people.

>>723087406
It also means your opinion is almost worthless so there's not much incentive to shill

>>723078331
It's exactly 4:35pm as I read that,

>>723087406
I like turtles.

EIGHT MOTHERFUCKIN SLUGS
EIGHT MITHERFUCKIN ARTERIES
THERES AIN'T A MOTHERFUCKER HARD AS ME

>>723072180
>Whisky and driving don't mix.
>Never leave fishing lures on the seat in your boat.
>Never fall asleep in the sun naked.
>That rattle in your gearbox isn't "nothing to worry about".
>Never go hunting with females.
>Never store 200 liters of moonshine at home.
That's about it so far.

>>723072459
Camels is where its at

>>723087829
This guy gets it.

>>723087807
>Never store 200 liters of moonshine at home.

Please tell me you burned down your shed some shit

>>723087917
Davidoff is my brand of choice.
Camels are second.
Luckies come third.

>>723087309
>Nintendo was founded as a front to sell cards used for illegal gambling under the guise of trading cards.

>>723072382
Tragic.

>>723087955
Didn't burn but had a burglary when I wasn't home, lost all my shit. My income went to shit for several months..

>>723072180
Acting like hot shit all the time gets your ass handed to you, and makes your friends hate being around you.

>>723088461
I'm assuming you couldn't report it as you played the role of Jesse Duke in that story.

>>723088461
Aw fuck sorry man

I drink to your well-being

>>723072180
Make a move immediately. Don't try to be her friend, don't waste your time together trying to be nice because you never know when it'll end unexpectedly. I miss you every day, Amy.

>>723088674
You forgot:
>cum in her ass

>>723072180
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!

>>723088638
Reporting your shine stash stolen while living in Tennessee isn't something you should do no.

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>>723088842
>dee-dah doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo doot-doot doo-doo

don't give people chances. friend became a douche, told mom everything, they still let him in, he stole a bunch of games off of me.

if you are not fucking around with a girl in the first 7 days after meeting her, YOU NEVER WILL....

>>723089048
Fuck me I wish I had a General Lee. Transporting my shit in a Chevy van doesn't have the same feel..

>>723089048
I'm a yurofag and I love the show and car.

Is it true that nignogs supposedly trash these because of the National flag?

>>723072180
Family doesn't mean anything else than other strangers.

Knowledge of things affecting you negatively that others have isn't shared by them to let you know without asking as they can't think beyond themselves.

You need to learn fast to phrase clearly to others what you want and don't, no reasons needed, and then to stand your point no matter what. Fuck them if they disagree with it.

People don't take you for what you really are but what they think of you.

Almost everything in this world contradics each other.

Don't ever trust any politican with anything. EVER.

If you're not on an equal level with another person or company they'll try to fuck with you. They'll try this eventually anyway (especially if from eastern countries and no this is life experience, not blind racism).

IT will fuck with you at some point in your life, eventually hard hitting.

Money is the same as god: As long as people believe in it it'll exist. Have some material backup and don't just blindly trust in money.

Everything's broken. There's no working concept from start to end. The only reason things worked up to now is because the world was there to exploit, not because our concepts were so well worked out.

Emotions can let you lose control of your actual self and cause you to do something you'll regret later.

>>723089378
Not here in Dixie land. I fly it in my yard even.

>>723089203
maybe for you. i had a gf of 2 years, we started fucking when she was 26. Weve known each other since middle school.
my current gf I was talking to for several months before we fucked. My gf I had for almost 4 years when I was 23 went to a trade school with me. knew her for almost 2 months before we had sex. The ones you bang fast wont last.
its true because it rhymes.
faggot.

Nobody really cares about anyone. Sex is probably as good as it sounds.

>>723072180
>trust no one

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>>723089378
>eurofag
>calls the stars and bars 'National Flag'

>>723090089
Well most people here in the sticks in Tennessee can't even name five countries outside our country.
Not knowing what to call our flag isn't that bad.

>>723090342
Wasn't even berating him. Based eurofag.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes ooon ya! La-da-da-da life gooes ooon!

if you fuck up the pronouciation of "surgery" it kinda sounds like "sugary"

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>>723090650
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Ah look at all the lonely people
Ah look…

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>>723072180
>life isn't fair
>2 choices be the one who gets shit or shit on others
>relationships are fleeting objects are not
>everyone will die or is dying
>time will pass you by fast
>learn something anything marketable
>take joy in the small things

>>723090765
His brain sugary didn't go so well.
We told him to avoid surgery foods.
>Wh..What are you talking about?
Your husband is dad.

>>723089378
*europoor

>>723091052
I cri evrytim

"Don't pray for life to be easier, pray to be a stronger man" - JFK

>>723088384
Don't stop now post some links to warm my heart

>>723090916
skrilla

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>>723091190
...or don't waste your time with pointless shit.

>>723072180
>people seem to be nice only because they are trying to be polite, they really don't want anything to do with you

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>>723072180
Snakes will not flee from you just because you shout at them in a forthright manner.

>>723091371
It's all alleged. Google it

Nintendo used to run brothels until like the 80's. Japan's top tier companies are all in on shit lile that too.

Japan's a small country, and more often than not, the ties between Yakuza leaders and corporate giants are tight knit.

>>723091657
all about the dolla

>>723088228
>Luckies
It goes Camels, Marlboro and then Golden Virginia

>>723086524
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>723091888
I forgot Drums, Drums are good too

>>723091888
Nice digits. Marlboro burns too quick for me.
Chesterfield are alright.

>>723072180
>If you're in serious pain, go to the ER ASAP. Don't wait it out.
>If your balls seriously hurt, don't be shy about it and inform your family so they can take you to the ER.

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>>723092042
>Kek
You're unhinged as fuck, bro.

>>723089495
>Family doesn't mean anything else than other strangers.
Try creating your own family instead of the one you were giving and you'll think otherwise.
>Knowledge of things affecting you negatively that others have isn't shared by them to let you know without asking as they can't think beyond themselves.
rephrase
>You need to learn fast to phrase clearly to others what you want and don't, no reasons needed, and then to stand your point no matter what. Fuck them if they disagree with it.
only if you don't like having friends.
>People don't take you for what you really are but what they think of you.
this is true.
>Almost everything in this world contradics each other.
well yes because there's lots of different situations you autist, so no choice will be the same twice.
>Don't ever trust any politican with anything. EVER.
there's honest politicians, just cus you live in a shitty country with corrupt ones doesn't mean they're all like that.
>If you're not on an equal level with another person or company they'll try to fuck with you. They'll try this eventually anyway (especially if from eastern countries and no this is life experience, not blind racism).
don't hang out with unreliable people then.
>IT will fuck with you at some point in your life, eventually hard hitting.
needs more context
>Money is the same as god: As long as people believe in it it'll exist. Have some material backup and don't just blindly trust in money.
there's no better system than moment, for money to disappear, we need to be either very intelligent or very trustworthy.
>Everything's broken. There's no working concept from start to end. The only reason things worked up to now is because the world was there to exploit, not because our concepts were so well worked out.
praise RNG then.
>Emotions can let you lose control of your actual self and cause you to do something you'll regret later.
then you're fucking stupid if you can't control your animal instincts.

>>723091190
>praying
>not doing
i hate faggots like you

>>723078033
This, fuck my life and all these wasted years

>>723078331
Lol k

>>723078331
Poop lady meme! XD

>>723093356
Kekekeke ebin

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>>723078469

True happiness is a lie

>>723094314
>human construct

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>>723072180
Don't try hard to impress others, it will just make you look like an ass.

The human species was just a huge accident

>>723092483
Thanks.

IT: I meant that nothing that is accessible via internet is safe. People continue to be too careless until something happens. I think it's also a mistake to have a network that can't handle 100% population traffic so that once things go really wrong there's no network anymore because there's not enough capacity for the traffic of all.