Continued from last thread We decided to start a rumor that Shia

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Young film star and political activist Shia
Labouf was arrested today after a failed
assignation attempt on President Trump.
Chanting "You will not divide us!" Labouf
pulled out a 9mm automatic pistol and fired
on the president. He was quickly subdued
by the secret service. It was later seen that
Labouf had soiled himself. Rumors are that
the recent political election results and the
failure of his recent protest drove him over
the edge causing him to take action against
the president.

Shia Lebouf was the star of the Transformers
franchise until he was replaced by the more
screen friendly Mark Walberg. Since his removal
from the franchise friends have described Shia
as "spinning into a downward spiral" and hearing
him claim "Since Trump was elected my head is
like a hole." He also claims the election was a
"Terrible lie to the American people stolen by
Russia."