You invent time machine. Find yoursel in an empty room. Only

>>723066922
i would get a kinife and write on his arm:
"Erhalten Nukes"
then rape his sister kill him dad rape his mom then leave a note saying "Die Juden taten es"

>>723066922
come back and sit back for the keks and genocide to insue

>>723066922
gieb steroids.

>you don't tell me what to do

>>723066922
>Be me
>See baby
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>723066922
Write him a note reminding him not to let the gas bill get too high

>>723066922
Teach him to draw, paint and explore art in a majestic untraditional path.

>>723068058
fag 360 you stay in same place
fucking stupoid
new fag i hate yoou
how can you not undrestans simple science facts like math...
Mfw

>>723066922

Take the baby back with me.

>>723068076
fucking jew lover fag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VniftxcRuME

>>723068332
you will ruin everything this way there will be no other time in history that can accomadate his great ideas. you would ruin the final solution.
white knight fag

File: 1481926131669.gif (378KB, 208x200px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 208x200px

>>723068357

give iPhone without charger

>>723066922
Take him with me, raise him, send him to art school.

>>723068404
how is this funny ?? are you twelve
i raged so hard i almost cringed fucking newfagscum

File: 1472666249834.jpg (116KB, 782x1168px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 782x1168px

>>723068304
....
you do realize that this is bait

is that baby adolf? top kek

File: 1486895555472.png (115KB, 598x889px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 598x889px

....
you do realize that this is bait

>>723068686
fuck you newfag scum
what do you mean bait?
this guy said 360 what a loser cant math
lol

>>723068549
fucking apple sucks
and with no charger would be useless
his dad would throw it out
and som jew would reverse engineer it and rule earth. your plan sucks

>>723066922
Kill myself for inventing a time machine that worked for only 3 minutes.

>>723068454
i know you are actually with idf
cant fake it

>>723069115
i didnt think of this. but maybe you can go back in time and change it to a way that makes it work for more time. this would help.

I wont kill him..maybe false..but history makes future..

Also he is adolf hitler

>>723066922
That hitler so I would give him the weak points in the German army and points of attack to purify the population
>I'm white but have dark eyes and hair but I'd rather my grandparents and myself not exist to ensure no dirty Jews and other veritys of non pure white races were wiped out

>>723066922
i would leave this pisture in his crib. and say start earlier with final solution. dont invade russia. dont ally with japs dont declare war on usa. ally with britain. get nukes. and dont fuck your niece.

>>723069115
Kys creating a paradox and ending the universe, leave your mark in history

>>723069268
hi. Can you not english??
i have no clue what you said or meant. lol
fag

>>723067049
>3 minutes
>rape 2 women
>quick shot

Kiss his forehead.

>>723068994
360 is circle. that means you turn around

>>723069320
fuck off jew

>>723069371
please explain science behind this post... does not sound logical.

File: 123456.jpg (120KB, 800x798px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 800x798px

>>723069336
sorry forgot pic..wouldnt want to do that before jumping in time machine lol

>>723069371
>ending the universe, leave your mark in history
not understanding how a universe works

>>723069078
you're likely too poor to afford an iPhone, i'm sorry.
his dad would probably rule the world, idiot cuck.
go back to your shithole and stay mum

>>723069371
>mfw there's no more history

>>723069451
thats it.... and then what. would you leave? not interact. what if you have some future bacteria on lips and kill him with this. how irresponsible.

>>723066922
Thats hitler as kiddo

Im german, trust me

>>723066922
Choke myself to death with a blood/artery choke (not air choke, those are painful and slow)

>>723069476
reported

>>723069476
This... i said this too I am op
and not understanding basci math infuriates me

>>723069509
Small child in room is you as a kid, kys then paradox of you ageing to kys then idk how paradoxs works... universe ends, and you go down in history as ending the universe

>>723068304
Moonwalk away faggot

>>723069702
ye but its a figure of speech a lot of people say it on here

Leave instructions to not target the Jews first but Muslims and sand niggers
Then the Jews
>ibin4 hitler was pleased with the way Islam felt with other races and their religion

>>723069578
no I am too rich to understand that i would ne paying for a "brand" like a douche, old ass technology for a high price just to appeal to indie types or emos like you or as are now known hipsters, and not a cuck i have a blonde big tit wife. and germans at this time did not know technology also no charger means no battery. and cant even turn on, so its just a piece of glass and plastic....1/10 make me respond..fucker

>>723066922
Kill him and "stop" world war 2, which if all goes to plan should leave Russia free to invade Europe by 1946.

>>723066922
>do not trust the Italians
>do not anhero as in 2017 a new prince will rise in power and try to make the world a better place
>wipe out the lebouf family
Take a selfie with the main man and return to post pic on /b/

>>723069651
cant trust germans. they failed Hitler, he should have been russian. he would still rule the world now as inmmortality would have defenitley been invented by now if he was around.

>>723069960
you're very clearly poor

>>723069960
>rich
>illiterate
>worrying about overpaying for an item that costs less than 1k
Fooled us kid

>>723069707
who would write this history dumb ass. no one. since there is no universe also never heard of quantum leap where two things can be at the same place at one time. why dont you learn to do simple science at least before you shitpost. fag.

>>723066922
This baby is master raece

>>723069767
goddam are you 12. not funny at all.
so lame

>>723066922
Take the baby back to the future. Enjoy the ensuing temporal chaos.

>>723069776
doesnt make it right,. stupid americans cant do science or math in elemantary levels.
mfw thats why you elected trumpo

File: image.jpg (120KB, 710x567px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 710x567px

>>723069482
Fucking make me son
>hitler would fucking cry at the state of nazi groups now
Just retards with drug problems
>hitler banned smoking
>then his plan was alcohol
>and drugs
One day a good man will take his place four while tards like you breathe this will be quite impossible 'cunt

cut one of his testicles off so the song will be factually correct

>>723069785maybe he should have armed the mudslimes to kill all jews then boom turn aroud and kill all mudslimes by secretely planting remote bombs in all their guns. and problem solved.

File: 1322254155940.gif (10KB, 165x115px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 165x115px

>>723068058
>>723068304
>>723068686
>>723068994
>>723069476
>>723069696
>>723069702
>>723069776
>>723070392
>>723069767
>>723070303

>>723070132
i am not poor i am beyond rich i do not carry stupid "expensive objects" to make myself cool instead i carry around a 10,0000 dollars roll of bills lie a a true man that i am not a 12 year old neckbeard like you

>>723070080
but russsia only became a world power because of hitler., not for him they would all be serfs still

Jerk off furiously until pre climax, then rape and cum in his mom. Maybe i can get myself a hitler half brother looking like me. Then go back to my time and laugh about hitlers halfbrother son.

>>723070085
pics or didnt happen. agree with everything but trump he is a lame ass a month in and not one jew killed yet.. fail.

>>723066922
Smash that baby against the wall

>>723066922
i would attempt to cut off his foreskin, while pretending to be Jewish, with a comically long nose.

That's what i did last time, anyway.

>>723069960
>>723070675
You're village in India just get dial up?

>>723070675
my IQ drops 5 fold every time I read your response

>>723070208
i am rich. not a kid.. i am ver tall and big dick . also i go to university and fuck only freshmen girls even thoug h i am married to blonde ukranian bonshell idiot, and she married me for looks not money. too

>>723070775
that's only your theory, in my theory the reds will rise and alert the world of the reds true power.

>>723068304
>being this new

>>723070418
i am alt right and do not drink or smoke also i am rich and have green eyes, so i will make him proud if he comes back, even though my wife is from the ukraine he would still be proud. not like you jew lover

>>723070423
what song. ?

>>723070646
what are you trying to say.. being funny.
just cause you cant undertand a basic math concept. like is the first thing you learn in geometry 101
god

you never went to collage did you american mudslime.

>>723066922
punch it hard enough so that it survives but hard enough to fuck up it's brain

>>723070856
What mate?? i am confused what would be achieved by this. ?

>>723070861
fucking jew cuck
so lame
he was godly strong would not even by hurt by it
he survived an actual bomb to his face and walked away unharmed. lol lame ass

smile, pick him up and sit down on the chair, tell him he is going to do great things and dissapare i guess

>>723070868
i am not in india. actually i am in japan on travelling business. you wish u had my life lame american scum.

>>723070208
>Have decent job make more money then average joe, good hours good life
>Waste all money on superficial plastic-clad electronics every year for minuscule benefits just to appeal to people you don't care about
>Continue buying superficial junk until your walls are lined with so called "treasures"
>Need to get a second job to keep up with excessive expenditures on superficial goods to boost ego in an attempt to cry out for help in endless pit of loneliness and despair
>Can't stop buying
>Money don't grow on trees
>I got bills to play, I got mouths to feed
>There ain't nothing in this world for free
>I know I can't slow down
>I can't hold back though you know I wish I could
>No there ain't no rest for the wicked
>Until we close our eyes for good

>>723070889
so it must be minus -30 by now because it seems like u started at zero to begin with. lol newfag
you just proved my point. you are a lame kid. and responses are not funny or have any effect- whiteknigth

>>723070863
lol
good one

>>723066922
Immediately drop to my knees and proceed to suck a warm, moist log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

>>723070675
We use cards... only poor carry green.

>>723071095
look whos talking. you cant even write in the correct posting format color. thats why your text is green lol
what a newfag telling me i am new, when i have been for a loong time- more than almost anybody. i even know the owner of this website in person his name is Christopher poole and we hang out sometimes. fag
i can get you banned if i want i can text him anytime.

>>723070860
Yeah he is an idiot but at least he's somewhat getting the ball rolling
>who ever if it happens again will need strong alliances with the media but most of the media is Jew Owened but can't be that hard hitler had Jewish doctors and ass liking don't gas me slaves so this could work
Just leave Islam and Jews to wipe each other out
>and think about our own wars and the disgrace thats happening in our counties and communities
White pride brother

>>723071678
newfag... said by the guy here for just a month.

>>723071601
is this a song.. what band?

>>723071292
>Live in Europe, finished working 5th job for day because economy is trash
>Slot $20 into government issued internet viewing device, slot in another $50 and 20 forms of id to access "non-safe" space internet
>Go to 4 chan
>See post about someone turning 360 degrees then walking backwards
>Get upset about walking backwards, you could accidentally bump-rape into a nice terrorist doing such an act
>muh science
>Hurr durr fuck america
>We didn't need u guys to beat germany u cis scum
This is you
Also i'm neither in america or in Europe, i am in the middle of fucking nowhere . If you guess i may or may not confirm.

>>723071732
yeah right only credit cards. i carry cash cause i have so much i need to get rid of some of it or else i run out of room in my room to put it in. lameboy

>>723071962
yes i agree. we should drop a lot of guns and machine guns and unused bombs in all mudslime countries. and leave never give them money again. never buy oil again and let the madness ensue. also give them tools to dig tunnel under israel wall so they can go at it. come back in a year and pick what is left.

>>723071678
I'm sure you and I both wish you weren't so bad at math so that response would've made sense. And, maybe, just maybe, that you could follow contingency someone as brainless as yourself probably follows the same logic used on 4chan in the real world. Pray for my mans /b/

>>723072324
Only poor twats run out of room.

>>723071962
White pride forever

>>723072099

what a newfag telling me i am new, when i have been for a loong time- more than almost anybody. i even know the owner of this website in person his name is Christopher poole and we hang out sometimes. fag
i can get you banned if i want i can text him anytime.

>>723072099
>>723072099

what a newfag telling me i am new, when i have been for a loong time- more than almost anybody. i even know the owner of this website in person his name is Christopher poole and we hang out sometimes. fag
i can get you banned if i want i can text him anytime.

File: image.jpg (47KB, 700x514px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 700x514px

>>723072628
Yes my freind indeed

>>723072268
you are in australia
that is literally nowhere
ie
the outback
i backtraced it

>>723071176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c1GhbpObv0&spfreload=10

>>723072556
it did make sense. u star a t zero and my posts decreased it so now you have -30 iq. it makes sense if you actually went to university like me. but if you didnt then you will never get it. my iq is actualll 178 i tested it in real life

>>723072582
i have 4 room full of money. so i am not poor
in ral life i am rich beyond your wildist expectations. loser

>>723066922
>I would tell him of modern day Germany, how it has been cucked, de-militarized, a play-thing of the jews.
>Multiculturalism, erasure of secular thought in place of politically correctness.
>I would tell him how his top scientists were taken as trophies and used to further the Americans military technology they are now so proud of despite being not of their own designs,
>I would tell him of his people, now trash with shit genetics, the dream of the ubermensch tattered, in ruins.
>I would tell him of his ideologies, things now only common in conspiracy theorists, addicts and criminals.
>I would tell him of the war, how we almost won
>Almost..
>And how i died,
>I tried so hard
>And got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter
>I had to fall
>To lose it all
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter

>>723073100
look up fold change you fucking moron

>>723072769
this is literally my brain all day.

>>723072908
fuck you got me

>>723073023
plaese remove
not funny or accurate
will report
and put sage in the email field to get you banned
lol

>>723073232
What I´ve Done
I face myself.

>>723073265
i looked it up but i dont think it applies at basic math you illetirate cuck.

>>723073350
lol
i knew it i am ver smart at this internet usage. newbie

>>723072134
Cage the Elephant - extremely well known song.

>>723068058
>>723068304
>>723071095
>>723071958
>>723069767
>>723070303
>>723068686
>>723068994
>>723069476
>>723069696
>>723069702
>>723069776
>>723070392
>>723071292
Here s a riddle for ye who thinks a turn of 360 degrees shalt equate to a full circle;

I go on mine south,
then one mile west,
and one mile north.

I am back at my starting point.

Where am i?

File: image.png (261KB, 596x306px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 596x306px

>>723073269
well my freind make some amazing Cristals and leave in a sand nigger or Jew area
>make your stamp brother
>

>>723069440
Jealous?

>>723073269
Fuck I forgot
Dab for hitler on Facebook and other faggy media

>>723073939
geographical north pole

>>723073672
>illetirate
is this a word?

>>723074122
that's one of the correct answers, yup.

>>723073939
Eating Jew ass

>>723066922
duct tape the flash drive of all useful financial information to his chest then draw a dick on his face with a sharpie.

>>723066922
Tell him not to invade the Soviet Union

>>723066922
I will leave advanced technology with the baby, that baby will eventually understand the technology and become cyber baby Jesus, so he can smite the sins of humanity with guns and fire.

slap it around a bit

>>723069336
>dont fuck your niece.
? source

>>723074412
>flash drive of all useful financial information
so? No possibility to read it before 1990 or so...and his mother will throw it away the next day because she don't know what it is...

>>723070965
University but your not in the habit of capitalizing i's. Riggggght