>Be me
>Want a kid so badly
>Want to name him Anon
>Parent teacher conferences are gonna be a blast
>Emotionally neglect him and raise him liberal
Can't just show him 4chan. Kids always grow out of what their parents show them
>Rebellious phase
>Goes to 4chan. Sees that everyone is Anon
nolongeralone.jpeg
>I will have created the ultimate Anon
>Anon online. Anon irl
>A human cross of the soul and memes
>At the cost of my first born son, I will have the ultimate lulz for the rest of my life
An Hero in Life and in Memes
My god anon... God bless
I volunteer tk be his mother and feed him tendies
>>723064368
... What has been conceived this day!?
>>723064368
You'll have to lose your virginity first, cuck.