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Things you think only you did as a kid, go!
I'll start:
>be passenger in a car and pretend there was a man running and jumping over shit by the sidewalk, like lamp posts and parked cars and shit
>similarly, when passenger on a sunny day down a road with lots of shade, imagine the car was hopping from shade patch to shade patch, and any sun was lava
>very young probably 5 or less, put legomen in underwear, nothing sexual, just liked havin em there.
>when I could hear someone approaching me in my house, immediately try to hide from them as if they were a murderer, even though it was probably my mom with like snacks or something equally nonthreatening
>be extremely confused at first black person I recognized as not being same color as me (mustve been really young for this one)
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Did all of that except the Lego in the underwear thing. Also the first black person I saw was when I was in High school, so I knew they existed, just had never actually seen one.
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>fucking around with my toys, decides to stick a triceratops up my ass
>started prone masturbation using my mom's knees at 6, discovered chair at 10.
>got into experimenting at 13, found scat porn. one night while everyone is asleep, i took a huge shit on my hands and smeared it all over myself.
Pretty sure there's more but I can't remember much
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