/b/ it's my birthday today. I have £5 physically but i don't have a phone or a debit/credit card. can you send me money?
Op, Its not my birthday. I don't have a single fuck to give, and I also don't have a "I-care-card" or "Oh I do give a shit- voicemail". Could you lend me one of your fucks to give?
ok, *lends fuck*.
i'll fuck you if you want, my dick isn't very big though...