>Walk into your bedroom >You find your mom like this

bang her

Fuck, sorry Mom. I didn't know you were in here.

Hang on, didn't you die back in '06?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM ZOMBIE MUMMY MOMMY!!!

>>723054459
Gouge my eyes out.

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>>723054459
Say "NOT AGAIN MOM"

>>723054459
Being an orphan, probably get really mad about this being an awful way to get back into your child's life.
Now, if it was the woman in the pic, I'd put my face in her groin, and do my damndest to get her off until she gave me further instructions.

Would lick and fuck her

Yell
> GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

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Do a 360 and walk away

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>me

Probably vomit.


I'm not attracted to my mother at all.

I would like to fuck a milf though even a less than 'sexy' one.

>>723055802
Good thing they put those pads down.

>>723054459
Wonder who exhumed her body

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>>723055662

>>723054459
Lift her legs up and tongue her shit canal

>>723056452
Kek

Step to the side, because dad will be coming in hot any second now.

>>723055662
*180 you fucktard

>>723058743
newfag spotted

Fuck you for making me even think of this situation.

I can't fathom how many months it'd take for me to get over it.

>>723058743
found the new guy

Lick dads cum,out of her pussy

My mom recently turned 40, my dick would turn into the most hard metal known by the mankind.