What to put in my ass to climax? Trips decide. I wont do things

>>723051487
rolling for sharpie in pooper

>>723051487
nice ASS
write Alex property on it. i need a new wallpaper

Electric toothbrush

>>723051556
one off

>>723051487
A dildo?

>>723051581
This

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will post some more. feeling so horny right now.

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>>723051556

Coke bottle

>>723051487
cucumbers or bananas

>>723051487
Try my cock

Fist

post ur cock?

carrot in ass

A bottle

>>723051487
Try my dick

Cucumber

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>>723051778

>>723051641
How the fuck can this be a mans ass? If there is a God...what the fuck man?

Two bananas

pinky in the stinky

Just lots of spit and your fingers you filty whorrrre

>>723051850
This

>>723051853
lel roll

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>>723051850
what do you mean??

A banana

Something

Banana plus carrot

Write I love you alex on it

>>723051487
Shove your fist in your ass, banana, zucchini or cucumber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHbZRFP0F4

dont care, just gape

>>723052162
reroll

>>723052162
this

Faggot alert.

>>723051958
I mean you have the ass of a female. It looks very erotic and I am straight but if you wear the right clothes a man with feminine features can look like a woman. I reiterate GOD WHAT THE FUCK?

I always find that traps or shemales rarely have a feminine face but some do it's just very rare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqphb_WM1rM

>>723052252
post ur face plz

Two fist

a knife

Rolling for huge flashlight.

a loaded gun and pull the trigger

>>723052424
this

>>723052424
bump

toast with vegemite

>>723052424
kek do this

>>723052424
>>>

>"I wont do things that cause self harm"

>>723052315
Mate I'm not OP. When I was a teenager I did look androgynous though and one of my friends said if we were all trapped on a desert island I would be the one that gets fucked. I also had a different friend at a sleepover lick his finger and rub my nipples. Sexuality is weird.

take a shit on the floor and then pick it up and stuff it back in your asshole

>>723052569
don't give a shit you'll do as I say you worthless piece of shit

fuck it post all you want would love to see

>>723051958
do you suck a good dick

Those are some long grandpa nuts. Nasty

Put a zanzi in your ass

Fat jar

I can smell that asshole through my screen.

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>>723051487

>>723051487
in the ass or in the mouth

OP isn't going to anything in his head. smh.

Deliver or gtfo

>>723052697
Could you post a dick pic with chocolate sauce (on the dick)?

Toothbrush

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keep going guys, dont leave me back horny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHbZRFP0F4

the thickest object you can find

>>723053514
roll for this

>>723053514

roll

>>723053459
What a nice ass. Id love to stick my dick in there slowly until you cum handsfree

Stick a deodorant in it

>>723053459
What date is that meant to be?

Banana

my tongue

>>723053514
roll

>>723053514
roooolllll

>>723051487
A remote control, see if you can change channels

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Fuck your no harm, I want fucking blood. God that's so fucking hot when a sissy ass bleeds when i shove my shitty cock up it and mix with your wound juice.

Biggest dildo like object u can take and then post a gaped pic

A live dog's nose

push as deep as you need to climax.

>>723053514

roll

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Put a cellphone up your ass and call it. vibe until you cum.

>>723051487
Condomed Cucumber.

>>723053799
Reroll

>>723051487
OP let's be serious, if you were truly horny you wouldn't ask for trips, that shit is too rare, dubs is way more reasonable

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A guitar

Something tasty like a cheesestick or a watermelon.

Squirt a tube of toothpaste up there.

>>723053793
hot

>>723053861
Rereroll

Light a candle and stick the lit end in your ass.

Relight and continue until you cum

>>723053930
Reroll

Spicy Mustard

>>723053959
Reroll

>>723053514
roll

>>723053793
Reroll for this. I want to see blood

your pinky

>>723054001
Roll again

Just like my grandmother used to say "Everything is a dildo unless you're a coward"

Reroll

Shit, then use the shit as a dildo

>>723054082
Rerooooll

>>723051487
I hope you slowly and painfully die of rectal cancer.

Shove a flashlight covered in hotsuace up your boy pussy faggot and cum like a little cunt

>>723053724
rolling for that one

Sharpie in pooper

a lightbulb

your thumb

Cut your hand and cover a banana with your blood and hot sauce and shove it all the way up your sick fuck hole and cum hard faggot.

>>723054313
roll for this

Shove a whole faggot up your asshole

>>723054313
Rolling for this pls

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>>723051487
Do it

>>723054101
kek

>>723054313
>>723054313
DO THIS PLS WITH HOT SUACE LUBE>>723054331

>>723054416
pls

>>723054416
do it

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>>723051487
Why is your balls in the middle of your dick?

Op why do u have two ball sack??

banana and cucumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHbZRFP0F4 .

your index finger

Go outside find a tree branch and shove it up you ass

dog cock

Your closest male friend's dick

Electric toothbrush

>>723051487
Hide degenerate threads, report degenerate threads, shitpost in degenerate threads.

>>723054524
>>723054524

>>723051487
You should put my dick inside.

But in reality if you've got a round shampoo, soap, or lotion bottle, then that

a steak knife

lightbulb

>>723054671

>>723051487
Stick money in your ass, and take a picture of it sticking out.

as man light bulbs as you can fit up your ass then clench really hard.

Tree stick

This thread is dead

>>723054838
shove a dead animal up your ass

finger

>>723053459
so horny why ask for trips instead of dubs u twat

>>723052454
M a x i m u m k e k

Golf Ball

>>723054560
Rolling for this.

>>723053845
roll

your own shit

>>723055009
This

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lightbulb

Frozen banana

STOP POSTING TRAPS

>>723055134
Reroll

Lightbulb with hot sauce lube and cum faggot

>>723055184
This

3 cockroaches

lightbulb pls

>>723055125
>>723055125
>>723055125

MODDDDSSSS
wtfff

>>723051487
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT

A bananna

>>723053514
roll

cucumber and post a pic of the gape

>>723053514
roll again

>>723055373
R E R O L L

>>723053514
roll for thickest object you can find

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Show me trip we need a lightbulb!!!!

>>723053514
rolling

>guys i put a cucumber in and came all over the place. thread is dead

>>723053514
the thickest object you can find

>>723051556
>waaaaa.jpg

>>723053514
the thickest phallic object

>>723055544
DID IT LEGIT

>>723053514
ROLLin'

Toy boat

>>723055544
OP WHERE THE PICS AT

your dog's paw

>>723055487
Need proof

POST ONE SPREADING YOUR ASS

>>723055556
fuuuuuuuuu

op won't deliver, but i just did a video a couple of days ago

http://www.dick.city/post/157484350186/aw-ye-more-anal-action-ur-welcum-sorry-for

>>723053459
>>723051487
PLEASE OP
Give me some advice on how to make my ass half as nice as yours

>>723051487
Seven one-hundred dollar bills, seven ten dollar bills, and seven singles.

>>723055654
777

Your own dick

Your disappointed dad's rock hard cock

>>723055648
squats and deadlifts

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>>723055654

A banana

something black

Go outside and tell a homeless man that you'll give him money if he fucks you in the ass and cums in your mouth. all unprotected

a gun

rolling for largest fruit in your house

Cock

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bye guys

>>723055895
reroll

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>>723055648
>>723055736
both faggots

sitting on it and inserting big things into it will make it fatter
trust me that's why i have the best ass

pic related but not mine lmao

>>723055908
stay here slut i'm not done with you

Beer bottle bottom end first

>>723055908
No plz dont leave

>>723051487
dump a whole bottle of soap in the ass

>>723055908
stay here, you fucking sissy slut

>>723051487
The only thing you deserve up your ass would be a fucking dagger. If you're such scum that you fetishize shoving things up your ass as a man shows that you deserve nothing less than to be brutally murdered. The same goes for everyone that even remotely thinks or acts like you, I hope you die you fucking faggot piece of cancer shit.

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>tfw no femboi with huge cock to make me cum handsfree

>>723056011
when did true sirs get so violent for not getting the response they want :>

OP too straight to deliver

>>723055908
oh my god,would marry OP ..

rolling for a thick deodorant can

>>723055919
u have a shiity ass tho.

>>723056111
WHY DIDN'T YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>723056115
do you have kik?

>>723056146
Reroll

>>723056146
pic isnt my ass faggot (^:

>>723056111
Fuck you

>>723056115
More please don't leave dat /b/utt is so hawt.

>>723056171
found the black guy

>>723056111
SHIT.
CAN I SAY SOMETHING NOW?

>>723056189
then show it or stfu fag

>>723056211
screenshot for proof should be good enough

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dumping a few of friend to keep this going

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>>723056336
is everyone gone?

>>723056527
no

>>723056527
Nein

>>723051487
The 1987 Mets

>>723051487
your ass looks disgusting

the biggest fallic thing you can find

moreß

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BUMP

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MORE traps pls

A penis

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>>723051487

A shoe