I sexually identify as a smith & wesson 500 magnum revolver. I ejaculate bullets, and the recoil turns my penis inside out for several months. the first time i ever masturbated, i accidentally shot my thumb off. My ex wife gave me a blowjob and my cock made a hole in her head. And don't even ask what happened to my dog :(
>>723050847
I am an attack helicopter
>>723050847
I sexually identify as a Nissan Patrol
i sexually identify as the image of jesus in a dogs ass
>>723050847
what happened to your dog?