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I love the idea of me being 4chan's submissive pet. Maybe

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I love the idea of me being 4chan's submissive pet. Maybe I'm just weird. I love 4chan so much.
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>>723044621
Suck my dick
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time stamp
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Give me your kik
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I love the idea of you killing yourself and not shitposting anymore, but that just goes to show it doesn't matter what you love
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>>723044621
Tits or gtfo
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>>723044701
/thread
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>>723044621
in that case you're going to have to put a shoe on your head immediately
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>>723044621
https://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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>>723044829
kek
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I love how I gave free tit photos and people on 4chan still find a reason to be toxic/ complain. That's okay though, I can handle it. Just happy to be here and love everyone on 4chan
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>>723044621
Why do people post stuff like this and then just bail? They don't even stick around to argue.
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>>723044829
you're actually a dickhead they moniter the internet in canada for that shit probably just got me in huge trouble
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>>723045219
Just screenshot this thread so you can prove you were duped. You can show it to your lawyer when he finally shows up after you've spent the weekend in holding.
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>>723044621
cute

wouldn't fuck

would cuddle
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>>723045219
Can't be undone, you're committed. You might as well just download some ** and kill the *********** now. If you don't it would be like ordering a pizza that you weren't going to eat.
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>>723044829
What is this?
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>>723045115
If you don't subscribe to the tits or gtfo rule, you aren't reppin' /b/ properly. you are the gamer girl of 4chan
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God dammit 4chan
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>>723045549

Google results for "where can I download child porn and how can I kill the president" - or words to that effect. In other words it's pretty much what you'd expect from /b/

I doubt anything will come of clicking it but it's still kind of a dick move to post.
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OP: Well, I posted my tits before and for some reason people got all negative about me showing my tits for free. I even offered to do tit fan signs for anyone who wanted one and people got all weird and skeptical lol. But I have no problem showing my tits. This is the best photo I have at the moment but I planned on taking so many more.
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>>723045751
No kidding. Thanks for telling me.
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>>723045844
Different tattoo.
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>>723044621
TIMESTOP OR STFU
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>>723045844
time stamp pic, or pic with your face and that tattoo
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>>723045844
If you just provided a timestamp you'd be welcomed with open arms. This how /b/ works.
Do you know how many pictures of naked women are on the Internet?
Endless. Without a timestamp you are nothing.
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>>723045844
Draw a dick between your tits, timestamp as well
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Bam
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>>723046005
How she gunna "love 4chan so much" and not know how to time stamp? I bet she have been on /b/ 4 times and is actually usually looking at pictures of kittens and vintage rain coats on pinterest
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>>723046103
So now we know it's her boobs. How do we know you are her? Make a fucking timestamp or gtfo.
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If your real do a fansign with "KiddLaw"
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moar nudes pls
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Brb I will do a time stamp right now
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I'm real
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>>723046229
[X] Doubt
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>>723046192
You do know he's pretending right? if she can't provide a proper time stop it's a FAKE
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>>723046103
I wish all girls emotion problems were tattooed on their chests. It would make dating a lot easier.
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>>723046480
>>723046480
>>723046480
Nice edit
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>>723046480
TIMEstamp you retard
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>>723046480
Took 5 minutes for that riiight
>>723046567
Agreed
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>>723046480
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>>723046567
Only one thing and fix this. SHOE on HEAD
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Tell me to do something, like touch my nose or something and I will. I don't know how me doing the time stamp everyones been asking for still does not prove it lol
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>>723046659
put a fucking shoe on your head!
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>>723046480
but your pussy isn't
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>>723046659
Timestamp whore
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Shoe on head
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>>723046659
Cover your naked body with various meats and cheeses.
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>>723044621
tits or gtfo you cluster b slut
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So much for a submissive pet who can't follow simple instructions of a fucking timestamp.
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>>723046659
suck your toes
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>>723046659
Maybe cause you didn't put the fucking date and time.
It is called a TIMEstamp.
Confirmed bait, nobody's this retarded.
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>>723046784
You sound like a fat guy about to get kicked out of a strip club
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Your piercings are shit.
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All I have are my boots, which are too big to balance on top of my head. Is this good enough proof?
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>>723046961
suck toes as proof
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>>723046961

usually short haired small boobs girls have really cute pussies too, please prove us right!
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>>723046961
Do you really have nothing better to do then try to convince people on 4chan you're a woman?
Get a hobby Gaylord.
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>>723046961
you hold the boot on your head with the other hand, dummy. You should get a cover up tattoo over phyco that says retard
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Apologies for not knowing what a "time stamp" is. I love 4chan, but I admit I usually lurk and do not post, nor have I ever been asked for a time stamp. I thought a simple "4chan sign" would suffice. Hopefully the shoe/ boot photo is good. I just want people to know I am legit. I am honestly just here to make others happy and do free tit photos and make friends
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you're stunning. please come to Italy
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>>723046884
I wish I was a fat guy. Strippers look at you funny when you're a skinny guy and you offer them 100 dollars to cover their body with chicken nuggets and honey mustard.
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>>723045844
tit sign for kyle?
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>>723047100
Write the DATE on a piece of paper, hold it next to your face, take a picture.
If you cannot do this, DO NOT POST.
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>>723046480
>>723047100
>"time stamp"
Why not put the date on that?
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>>723047108
Asking a anon girl on /b/ to come to italy might be the most beta berry picker as fuck thing I've ever read. I think she's cute too, but come on man.
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>>723047108
come to brazil 2.0
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>>723047208
P.S. come to america
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There we go
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put both of your fingers in your nose and take a picture showing off your forehead.

you listen to 4chan? listen to that, that's enough proof for me.
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Give your skype or something :O
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>>723047208
I think this is my second /b/ reply (implying the first one is the "come to italy" one) . I've just fell in love with that girl, just wanted her to know that.
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>>723047285
Jesus do you have anything better than Ms paint to fake this with?

Time and date on your bare skin is what it will take to be considered legit. This who thread reeks
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>>723047285
k. now shoe on head
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>>723044621
Hey is my birthday today, I turn 28 :-( gonna be spending it all alone.
It would be a cool gift if you could write "Fredric" on your tits and post for me? :-)
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>>723047285
Legit.

What's next /b/ros?
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where is the bandage.
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>>723047285
show your ass or go to bed
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Apologies if I came off as dumb. Never really had to prove myself before. I have friends whoare far more toxic in real life though so the rude comments don't bother me ;)
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Op, I never understand why attractive girls are on /b/. Care to explain? what do you get out of this place? Also show butt please.
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>>723047365
>Fredric
What a gay name, no wonder you failed in life
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>>723047285
suck toes
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show feet!
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>>723047384
!!!!!
WHERE IS THE FUCKING BANDAGE OP
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Sharpie in pooper.
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>>723047285
now show us a pick of your dick
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Took the bandage off since my nose is healing.
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>>723047365
Fredric
Fucking kek, marry a 2/10 faggot you're going nowhere.
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>>723047397
they should be. SHOW THE ASS. IF YOUR A GUY YOU HAVE PHOTOS SEND THEM AND LEAVE CHRIST.
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>>723047285
post buuthole, now
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She's real, you virgin faggots.
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>>723044621
Answer a mm4w ad on CL, one that involves rough fucking, take pics and post results here. You can pretend one cock is 4 and the other is chan if that somehow fucking helps.
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>>723044829
they used to block this, good to see we can post it again
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>>723046849
Rolling for this. Dubs and you do it.
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>>723046961
you are so fucking hot god .-.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHbZRFP0F4
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>>723047579
>>723047442
>>723047434
roll
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Where is the fucking picture with your sharpie in your fucking pooper ?
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I'm guessing a lot of people are un trusting here on /B/ to be this skeptical over me, even after I have done nearly three or so pictures proving myself. It's kind of sad, but oh well. If anyone wants to keep in touch, feel free to message me on Instagram - 666_rose

I really only came here to meet new people since people on 4chan amuse me, and I get along with trolls or /b/ types of people.

Sorry to waste everyones time, apparently
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>>723044621
Rate me OP?
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>>723047476
Pretty common name in my homeland ie not murrican
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>>723045844
At least she comes with a warning label. More than you can say for most girls.
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>>723047655
Don't mind the assholes, they're just bitter.
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>>723047668
Nice pillow case, princess.
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if your 4chan play thing do what they say
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>>723047668
lol! baby penis
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Show your feet
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>>723047668
careful, your moms probably about to walk in
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really? feet? ok.....
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I am age 20, and live on my own. My mother will not be walking in considering I escaped my family by living on my own to do my own thing. I just needed to add that in.
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>>723047120
Kek
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Can you do a fansign on your tits with "KiddLaw" written. Its my username i use for almost everything
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>>723046961
as the person who asked for shoe on head, i can say that is good enough.
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>>723047791
>>723047817
>>723047855
Fuck off I asked for OP's opinion, not yours you jackasses
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full frontal nude?
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baby penis
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im in love with u
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>>723047668
HAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>723048023
I might be reaching here, but are you op talking about my rate pic?
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my friend dont like your piercing
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>>723046156
got a big enough fucking bathroom?
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>>723048069
It's average dude shut up
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>>723048076
you cant be this retarded right?
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I am the " OP ", and will not really be commenting here anymore. It's annoying 4chan does not show who the OP is when they comment their own post, but I guess we are all anonymous for a reason. If you want to contact me, just message my Instagram <3
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>>723048134
AVERAGE HE SAYS AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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average for a child yeach
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You are no fun OP.
There should at least be 2 tits and 1 ass by now.
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>>723044829
I just learnt a valuable lesson, thank you anon
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whats your insta?
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>>723048223
666_rose
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Instagram is- 666_rose
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Do you show more than just tits? ;)
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>>723046480
Fake and gay
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>>723044621

Lets see that pooper

Or a clit piercing
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>>723048447
You wanna see my pooper? ;0 )
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Next work I am getting done will be the playstation symbol as a tattoo, and industrials on my ears. :)
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>>723048629

yeah, we all wanna see your ass, now bend over and show it
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>>723044621
u do know 4chan is the website and b is the forum. lol gtfo
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>>723048629
I wanna see butt *.*
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>>723047285
Do you happen to work on a drilling rig?
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>>723048714
Here u go sweet pea ; p )
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>>723048714
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>>723044621
you have some shit on your face.
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>>723048862
And you are a big mamas minge.....
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>>723048813
>>723048843
does anyone know where these pics originated?
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>>723049062
I saved them from a rekt thread a loong time ago I think the poster said it was just cannibals being cannibals
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The guy pretending to be OP is gone it seems.
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>>723049062
>>723049179

It's "art". Of course fake.
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I am not a guy pretending to be "OP". I did everything everybody asked. I'm still here, just falling asleep, actually. Hopefully everyone is having a nice morning.
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>>723048629

And or clit piercing.

Unless you have a clit like Adrien Brody has a nose
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>>723049325
Yep totally fake 100% just like your totally not adopted
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>>723044621
I love you, too.
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This girl has a totally beautiful chest
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LARP thread, sage
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>>723049179
It's an extremely talented baker. That's bread...not human flesh.
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>>723049397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8AzKj5qlp0

Are you that guy that believes everything 4chan post?

Protip: go out more
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>>723048629
I would like to see it. Please add me to the list.
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>>723049708
Well I guess you got me there. But its hard to be pissed off when theres so much beauty in the world
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Rose, go to sleep, hun. This is the last place you wanna be doing your usual attention-hunting.
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>>723049062
The one on the table is an art instillation. That's actually bread. The second one looks like the same deal. It became a 'thing' after a baker named Kittiwat Unarrom, started doing it in Thailand..
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>>723049739
I was pretending to be OP ya dip kys
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>>723044621

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>timestamp?
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>>723049708
Trampoline girl is dope
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get naked and fuck your self with a phallic shaped object
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>>723048319
what's his name?
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The Irony of femanon threads astounds me.

The Tits or GTFO rule is in place to prevent camwhores from getting attention without first paying the price of degrading themselves. The rule intended to DETER declarations of "I'm a female". But 30 autists bumping every Femanon thread by declaring that she's is breaking the Tits or GTFO rule is 29 autists breaking the rules, which in lies the irony I was referring to. She/He is still getting the attention they were initially after.

This thread should have only one reply. The reason it doesn't is because you faggots keep breaking rule 33.
>Lurk Moar, it's never enough
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>>723050356
This
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>>723044621
Give me you skype and i will make you my submissive pet myself
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>>723044621
Post a picture of your ass and when possible a dildo in it
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P O S T F E E T
O
S
T
F
E
E
T
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>>723050356
/thread
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>>723050356
This is why the oldfags left.
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>>723044621
Wow you are beutiful i want a another picutre from you
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>>723050715
Fuck off, Op.
>sage
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Bitch take your clothes of. Full body shot.
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>>723044621
oh look, moo fish girl is back.

seriously, those piercings make you butt ugly.
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People can have their opinions on piercings. Some people hate them, some love them. I like my piercings, so if I'm ugly, I guess I'm ugly.
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>>723049839
>rants about /b/
>>calls it /b
Hey there newfriend, 4chans always had porn, it's just become more degenerate as of late because of children like yourself who don't know when summer is.
>stay in school.
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>>723049062
He's a Japanese (I think) artist who uses bread to make those.
They're just elaborate bread sculptures.
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>>723045844
write maddruid on them, also check themm
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>>723044621
hey OP, i want a new pet. add me to snapchat .. add itismeryanhere
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>>723044621
180/19. Noice.
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>>723047924
edgy
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>>723047668
lmao bro, looks like a fake rubber dick
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