Beer is the most overrated piece of crap. >Tastes shit >Contains

op is randy bobandy

ban him

Ahhh to be 16 again

>>723044340
>posts pic of a Bud Light with way too much head
>"Beer sucks"

>>723044340
>I'm 16 and I've only had Bud Light that I paid some middle aged man to buy me and I think all beer is icky

Don't get me wrong, I personally find most beer to be disgusting. But unlike OP I can recognise that as personal preference, not an unequivocal fact

>>723044340
>Contains barely enough alcohol to get you drunk
>Still tries to get drunk off a single drink
>underage confirmed

>>723044425
I'm 21, and tried to drink it almost monthly, it has come to a point where i almost instantly throw up unless its quality beer.

>>723044453
Luckily, they dont even sell bud light here, I just posted the first image i could find on google...


I enjoy beer in rare occations, but only if its some good ass local brewed beer and ice cold.

>>723044620
Actually, I prefer chugging one good ass Vodka than having to fill my stomach...

>>723044673
>almost instantly throw up unless its quality beer

Are you seriously this much of a pussy? What kind of baby stomach do you have?

>>723044725
"Yes, hello barkeep, I would like one good ass Vodka, please."

Get the fuck out of here you joke.

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>Cabernet Sauvignon master race

>>723044340
Canada 4thewin

Is this bait?

Beer is not for getting drunk, OP.

Try a good Belgian, or something from Unibroue like Fin Du Monde.

>>723044725
Vodka is for teenage girls. No flavor, at least man up and have a bourbon

>>723044340
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>>723044340

>>723044827
>Vodka is for teenage girls

...all those crusty Russian alcoholics must be teenage girls then.

drink bourbon then

Beer is fine. It gives you little buzz, perfect for friends meetings.

>>723044772
>overrated

Also, please die OP you are either a teenage breezer slut or a huge faggot

>doing it wrong
Beer sips between whisky sips gets you fucked and tastes good.

>>723044673
So what you're telling us is that you're a virgin hipster who thinks shop bought beer is too mainstream to be cool. It's ok I know Amerilards aren't allowed alcohol until they're 30 but you'll grow into it

>>723044827
Bourbon is a faggot tier whiskey.

Drink proper scotch single malt whiskeys

Beer to me is more like a carbonated sports drink. Great while working in the hot sun all day. But for getting tipsy and enjoying the night. A smokey bourbon is the way to go.

>>723044673
Apple crantini there bud?

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>>723044847
That's revelant but this doesn't explain OP question

>>723045045
Whisky is for pussies.

True men drink only Cognac

Lmfao drink 10 pints of Stella and you'll be getting carried out the pub covered in your own piss.

>>723045149
Cognac is for old age pensioners and queers.

beer's good unless it's VB, can't even get smashed off the shit because i feel like throwing up after 3

>>723045301
Aussfag?

>>723044971
You drink the beer then have a whisky chaser you muppet.

I'll just be over here drinking my hard cider and flavored drinks cause I don't have a weird need to only drink things that taste foul.

>>723045301
Beer is good except for lagers. Orange cordial with bubbles. I hate walking the taps at a random bar and there are 15 beers that are virtually identical lagers just with different logos

Nice meaty ales and stouts are the only beer worth drinking. Proper flavors and character

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>>723045400

Spirits are an aquired taste. Sort of like wine or coffee. The more you try the more flavors you can taste.

>>723045400
>hard cider
>kopparberg poof juice
>choose one

>>723044340
well woman drink coctails because they are woman, Men drink beer because they are man

>>723044340
>I don't like something that is liked by several
>I personally dislike the taste, even though many enjoy it
>Doesn't get you drunk in a single drink

Whoops, you're objectively retarded!

>>723045298
Real men drink straight Absinthe

Tfw you'll never get a buzz from any other alcohol like you do from a good ole bottle a buckfast! Keep yer cognac and martini's for yer coming out party.

>>723045517
>still not giving a shit cause I get just as drunk on things I enjoy the taste of

Beer is decent. Really depends on which beer you're drinking and what your taste is. As it not being good for you to get drunk on fuck off, if you only want to get drunk then drink some everclear you faggot

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>>723045301
Steam rail and single fin is better for 40 dollarydoos tbh a carton.

Australian beer is becoming more drinkable with smaller craft breweries.

Actual men drink pure grain alcohol

>>723045647

real men drink turpentine, if you don't you're just a fag.

>>723044340
Drink enough beer at once and you stop caring about the taste

Look at all these macho men i cant get drunk with beer its so weak. Im in uk so not going to use the stupid proof system. Most beer is around the 4% alcohol by volume mark most spirits are around the 40% mark a shot is around 25-40ml at 40% a pint is 568ml at 4% more alcohol content in a pint of beer. Now if any of you macho men could handle a 10 pinter of a night yes you will be drunk

>>723045770
Fuck you I drink brasso strained thru 5 slices of bread.

>>723044340
>>Tastes shit
stopped reading there

>>723045731
Little Dove by Gage Road is absolutely beautiful off tap

>>723045832
I'm uk m8 (Scottish) ten pints a Stella and I'm waking up in the jail it's a cert.

>>723045343
You fuckin know mate.

>>723045453
Legend viking, i aspire to reach those heights someday.

>>723044340
you're either a woman or a faggot, get out and comeback with some balls

>>723045760
it's actually easier to get drunk of everclear than takka lol

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Beer gets you bitches.
>pic related, me and my bitch

>>723044340
But it's legitimately healthy, as long as you don't get drunk.

>>723045926
Don't lie, Scottish people drink nothing but buckfast

>>723045926
Ten pints of practically any drink that has any significant alcohol content will get you very drunk. This is just a bad argument.

>>723045997
Don't get me wrong I enjoy my wee bottles a tonic wine as well you know.

>>723045926
>Scottish
>Being able to afford Stella
Pick one

>>723045832
That's why you go for tasty IPAs with plenty of hops. Most of the IPAs I drink are 7-9% and some Triple IPAs can be over 12%. Arrogant Bastard is 10/10 and 9%

>>723045997
Don't get me wrong I enjoy my wee bottles a tonic wine especially when I'm feeling like creating some violence in the scheme.

>>723046023
Buckfast + sparkling water + orange juice

Thank me later

I'd how anyone can drink any alcohol
I've tried hundreds of different type of beers wines vodkas wiskys rums cocktails ect. and I can never enjoy them
if I want to get high it's so much easier to just smoke some weed or take a pill than to stomach some alcoholic garbage

>>723045974
Yeah that's a nice dog.

Who's the faggot on your right though?

>>723046028
Okay, see, now that's just mean for the sake of being mean. You didn't have to go there.

>>723044340
Come to Germany and taste real beer.

>>723046028
Are you the salty poof juice anon who drinks copparberg ?

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>>723045385
>have dessert before the appetizer
>wash down a beer with a burger
>drink meat
>eat water
>swim in land
>dig through the air
>read the radio
>Listen to the newspaper
>get your penis penetrated by a vagina
Kys

>>723045254
Ah, many a good night on the stella... many a bad morning too

>>723046083
>I am with 100% certainty below the age of 30 and think I'm a genius

>>723046050
I was just going for a base line for the "i cant get drunk with beer" virgins. Personally i get smashed on my scrumpy cider

Might be the most bent one here for this but I normally just buy a couple of the cheapest bottle of wine I can find and drink it all to myself

>>723044340

The bitter taste of beer can sometime balance out particular dishes. Steak and Sushi are two staples I like pairing with beer.

>>723046144
Took you twenty minutes to write that shit ? Go slice yer wrists with a banana

if we're talking getting smashed now, fat lambs, look no futher.

>>723044340
> Lives in murrica
> Drinks shit bud light shit
> Wants to be drunken from one or two drinks
> 1 shot 2cl 40% = 8ml alcohol
> 1 beer 0,5ml 5% = 25ml alcohol
Also you drink beer if you chill and talk with friends. And after 3-6 beer you already bit drunk. If you want to speed ist up Just drink an shot with every beer

>>723045974
Her face says "save me"

>>723046327
His face says "I dare you to try"

>>723045254
>10 pints of Stella
Whew lad dont drink too much wouldnt want mom to find out

>>723046221
Im browsing 6 threads at once

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>>723046423
oh boy here's your prize

>>723046422
She won't mind buddy I'm 35

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>>723046423
Is there 5 trap threads on the go ?

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>>723044340
Polish off 18 of these true Kiwi legends and a lil bitch like you will be on your ass

>>723044340
What many here dont get is that beer ist more than alcohol it also contains drugs like luperin and shit

Drink 3 of these little cheeky monkeys and you'll be sozzled, who thinks beer can't get you drunk accept the challenge.

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>>723046889
Already drunk 2, forgot the pic haha

>>723046083
Depends on what you search. Alcohol is good as social drug, helps you getting new friends and sex. Weed is good to become closer with your friends. Opiates good for doing alone. Hallucinogenics for an nice adventure etc...

>>723045045
I'm not drinking it to appreciate the taste, I'm drinking it to get fucked up. Different whiskeys for different occasions you insufferable cunt.

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>>723046926
True these fucking things. Tastes like shit but hit hard and the liter can bloody great. Got through 8 once but there is just too much fucking fluid

>>723046119
new reaction inc

>>723045149
>black men drink only cognac
FTFY Faggot. Enjoy your pussy ass whiskey with sugar added, the % reduced, and the price kept the same.

Try guiness dude. :D

>>723048426
Kilkenny mate

>>723044822
This. Im not a beer fan,but belgian beer is fucking sweet.

>Saying beers are shit
>Drinking shit mass marketed beer for the uninformed consumer
>Not drinking IPAs, red ales, stouts

Not even once

>>723044340
Until you become an alcoholic like me, and drinking beer makes you too full to ruin your organs as fast lol.... my excuse to keep drinkin at least...

>>723045149
You mean nigger brandy?

>>723048740
> IPA's are actually bad for you
> Man boobs
> Higher lvls of Estrogen

>>723049048
maybe if you drink a 12er a day lol