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>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy

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>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt christian refugee gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing
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>>723041099
Uh.... Good on ya?
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;-;
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>>723041099
so ?
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>>723041099
THE GAME
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jesus how was your first english literature class, you hipster cunt?
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OPs like a modern day william wonka
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this romanticization of being a worthless cunt.
>finish work
>it's raining
>fml
>can't be arsed to cook, buy fish and chips because greasy fat cunt
>go home to shitty girlfriend who's only with me so she can study in the country
>she's also fat
>she's been on the internet all day while i've worked my ass off, fuckin lazy bitch
>eat food and watch E4
>Inbetweeners again
>Girlfriend enjoys it
>Engrish people so funny, me rikey hahaha
>spits batter all over the ripped carpet
>"Let's listen to music Anon"
>Bitch puts on some shitty hipster bullshit that she got conned into buying from some toothless old man i'm shocked hasn't gone out of business yet
>laying on the floor because can't afford sofa
>still raining
>whore runs a bath
>the 2 of us barely fit in together
>still kinda happy because i'm scum
>after 20 mins the bitch says:
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>finish work at shitty job
>too tired to cook so call at chippy
>get home
>fat ass girlfriend is happy because takeaway
>we eat food and ignore each other for the rest of the night
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