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Hi, anon! I'm russian guy and i want speak with you for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi, anon! I'm russian guy and i want speak with you for improve my English and erudition.
I hope than I will be interester for you too.
If you want, i can speak with on Russian.
Let's go!
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>>723040918

Every moment you and your people don't spend trying to overthrow the illegitimate liberal democracy squatting in place of Lenin's legacy is a crime
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Hello Putin friend, i would like to know what u fav vodka brand is.
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>>723041072
Are you communist, bro? I understand you badly.
Many people are dissatisfied with the government, but it relies on the police and army.
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>>723041288
I don't like Putin. I think that vodka isn't russian brend, but russian people really like vodka very much.
Where is OP's watermark on fourchan?
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BUMP! Anons, where are you? :(
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>>723041891

What do you want to talk about?

Open a conversation and people will likely join in.

Are there specific parts of English speech you're unsure of or would like a quick lesson in?
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>>723041891
Too busy fapping, but please, keep posting.
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Salute comrade . Romanian anon reporting in .
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I have a crush on Natalja Poklonskaja
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>>723040918
are you squatting right now?

also, why are russians always so crappy at english? what's your school education on this?
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>>723040918
what is the most dangerous thing you have done?
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>>723042023
I want talking about something, for example, about politics, coding, relation between men and women, about my life (but without deanon).
I think that if you will notice my mistake in English it's will be very good.
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>>723042264

I don't think Russians are Slavs, Anon.
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>>723042264
>are you squatting right now
No, I sit on my office chair.
Our English is too bad because our teachers work disregard.
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>>723042198
Yes, she is very nice. Do you know that she is general yet?
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>>723042578
so your teachers are unskilled? how many years of school do russian kids have to complete?
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>>723042665
No, they don't have motivation, and pupil don't want study. Their parents as rule don't raise children too.
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Do your homework!
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>>723042794
No, I finish school in 2014.
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>>723042792
why don't they just beat the kids? don't tell me this is forbidden in russia too.
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Favorite fast food from Russia? :)
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>>723042665
we study 9 or 11 years. If you stydy 9 years, you necessary must go to college. Almost all education is free, but it's quality is bad.
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you do know that putin is trying to rebuilt the empire through invasions and that eventually, sooner or later, you are all going to pay for his madness?
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Just a few corrections

Hi, Anon! I'm a Russian guy and I want to speak with you to improve my English and education.
I hope I will Interest you to.
If you want, I can speak with a Russian
Let's go!
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how does russia feel about the US?
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>>723042435

Well, to start, you've said:

"relation between men and women" -- Men and women is two subjects and the word "between" in this context forces an implication of comparison between two or more subjects, so it's the plural RELATIONS between them, not the singular "relation".

"I think that if you will" sounds colloquially acceptable, but is obtuse in text format--"will" is out of place here.

"I think that if you notice mistakes in my English" -- note that the possessive pronoun "my" is applied directly to the left of the primary subject "English" here, which will be correct in the majority of its uses -- Is one grammatically correct variant.


Finally, remember that in most cases, contractions (the apostrophe in a word -- can't, won't, it's, who's, you're) is a shortening of two words that would otherwise be used in the sentence in the same place. To check its use, replace the contraction with the two words that it is made of and see if the sentence makes sense. (don't feel bad, American adults even have problems with this sometimes, especially on the Internet.)

So this, fully set, should read similar to:

I want to talk about something, for example, politics, coding, relations between men and women, or about my life (but without deanon).

I think that if you notice mistakes in my English, [correcting it] it will be very good [for helping me study].
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>>723043018
Interesting. Do you trust the news media in Russia?
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>>723042902
Beating isn't the best method for education. My classmates were beated, but they study worse than me.
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>>723042902

If YouTube has taught me anything, it's that if you beat a Russian kid, he'll probably shoot you with a high-powered rifle.
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>>723042944
The most of people including me don't eat fastfood bacause it's expensive too. We have grilled chicken and belyashs.l
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>>723043162
Most if chinese has been beaten, all off them study more than me
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>>723040918
Can you send me some shitty Russian cigarettes and two liters of beer? I'll get my own Adidas track suit , I just want to be inside you
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What do you think about your nation's history? USSR / CCCP? How is it taught over there? What do you think about the USA?
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>>723043162

There are alternatives though. Do they have educational public TV with science based shows or even basic learning shows on your TV?
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Ебать ты лох
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>>723043158
Thanks, anon! Take nyasha.
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>>723043159
I don't trust media in Russia and don't watch TV at all, but most people believe our mass media.
Anons, what do you think about my tautology?
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>>723040918
Майка ти проста да еба!
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>>723043456
Sorry, anon, no. And our food, bear and cigarettes is not too bad. In Africa. east Europe or other CIS is worse.
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>>723043816

I've been to Russia before, and I actually found that the food seemed to be of higher quality than American food. Do you eat borcsh?
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>>723043816
Have you ever witnessed a crime?
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>>723043492
>There are alternatives though. Do they have educational public TV with science based shows or even basic learning shows on your TV?
Yes, we have it, and we have many channels on Youtube, but most of children don't want study.
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>>723043297
Where are you from? Some sort of deeper zamkad'e?
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>>723043934
Holy shit rusanon, you summed it all up pretty good!
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what do you think about gays and muslims
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>>723043903
Yes, I eat mother's borcsh right now *laught*
It's very widespread dish in our country.
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>>723040918
Ne pizdi.
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>>723043985
Russian bro, is it you?
I live in Siberia, in Novosibirsk.
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>>723043530
MODS!
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>>723044166
you are an autist
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When are you coming for finnish clay?
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>>723044010
I steal this picture one years ago from thread for mark-uper.
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>>723043530
>>723044200
Maybe. and that is CP, you faggot.
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>>723044266
It's no any CP. It's photogtaphy of nice girl solely.
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>>723040918
>Hi, anon! I'm a Russian guy and I want to speak with you to improve my English and erudition.
>I hope that I will be interesting to you too.
>If you want, I can speak Russian.
>Let's go!

Fixed that for you.
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>>723043926
No, I didn't see corpse even, but I have luck.
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>>723044218
Finland does not need.
We aren't agression. Crymea always was russian and it had strategic position.
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>>723044381
Thanks!
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>>723044151
Yeah. I'm from DC2.
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>>723044561
> Finland does not need to worry
> We are not aggressive
> Crimea was always Russian
> It is of strategic value

Fixed it for you.
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>>723043680
>Anons, what do you think about my tautology?
Pretty Good. Your vocabulary also seems pretty good.
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>>723042415
I don't do something dangerous.
>>723043025
No, you're not exactly right. And even you are right, we can't do something.
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>>723044726
1st sentence- finnland is not needed for Russian Glorious Mafia
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>>723042451
>Present-day Slavic people are classified into West Slavs (chiefly Poles, Czechs and Slovaks), East Slavs (chiefly Russians, Belarusians, and Ukrainians), and South Slavs (chiefly Serbs, Croats, Bosniaks, ethnic Macedonians, Slovenes, and Montenegrins of the Former Yugoslavia as well as Bulgarians).
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>>723044857
>>723044726
thanks. But really, we aren't painter from games of Paradox.
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By the way, I will be glad if we will speak about gamedev or computer games. For example, I dream to have developed MMOPTS.
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>>723043530
pimenova!
+100 pts to you anon
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>>723045155
But we have very much CP in Thor. By the way, my sister communicated with Masha Bobko.
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>>723045053
Do you play Europa Universalis? You seem to know about paradox :D
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>>723045292
no, I try to not play to work harder. In childhood I played in civilization 4 and Rome Totalwar.
But painter from Paradox-games is russian mem :)
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>>723040918
Do you have big black cock over there? How often do you partake in it?
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>>723040918
What is your favorite Russian proverb?
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>>723045525
I'm virgin, the subleutenant of lonely troops.
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Na sosach, bydlo.
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>>723045716
I have many, but can't pick out some one.
>>723045849
Пошёл нахуй, школьник.
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>>723040918
I am trying to learn Russian. Have you ever seen someone commit suicide?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puB9I90Aj0g
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>>723045138
This is my desktop.
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>>723045990
Кто тебя в интернет пустил, ребенок?
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>>723046038
No. I never did see death.
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>>723046261
Мама. А тебя?
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I must post my favourite videos from Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbY-edQdOdk
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>>723046558
>I must
I will
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0-Qp7jQ9s&index=1&list=LLsskIi3fMXBBOI97Pjm5HeQ
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Why I can't post webm on 4chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-WPt4H0cMo&index=9&list=PL0d9lExHwlJmuKW2Oz7-rybzP2Pb1xX0P
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is russia anon still here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwUGVa5eg4&list=PL0d9lExHwlJmuKW2Oz7-rybzP2Pb1xX0P&index=2
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Privyet, tovarisch.
Amerifag trying to learn Russian here.
What you want to talk about?
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>>723047318
yes, I'm in here
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>>723047415
Did you come from 2ch.hk?
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>>723047401
For example, about videogames, anime, gamedev. Do you play in the Mount & Blade? What do you prefer: console or PC?
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>>723047517
Yes. BTW, that site has more comfortable UI.
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>>723047580
>that site has more comfortable UI.
Yes it does.
Our admin here does nothing to improve the site.
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>>723047522

I do not play Mount & Blade, no. PC is much better than console. One of my favorite PC games is S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. I also enjoy other survival games, or games that have survival mods. And I also like games like RimWorld.

What kind of anime do you like, OP? Full Metal Brotherhood?
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>>723047722
Which is new english-speaking imageboards is exist?
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>>723047801
>Is there a newer english-speaking imageboard?
Not one that is active.
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>>723047776
>What kind of anime do you like, OP? Full Metal Brotherhood?
I think that Full Metal Alchemist is too boring, I can't have watched it to end.
I like Myadzaki's. Or Hellsing and Black Lagoon. Unfortunatelu\y, the most anime have very stupid story, for example, cod Giass. So that I see anime for hardcore battles and nice girl.
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>>723048053

I preferred Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood myself. It was better than the original I think.
Hellsing Ultimate was good, did not like the first Hellsing. Black Lagoon is also good. If you like Black Lagoon I think you will also enjoy Jormungand.
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>>723047879
What do you think, if I create good imageboard for English-speakers, will it be helpful for somebody?
I learn modern web-technologies now exactly.
What in the USA think about web-developers?
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>>723048180
What do you think about Hansel and Gretel?
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>>723048291

I have not seen that one, OP. What is the story? Like the original German fairy tale?
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>>723048466
They are from Black Lagoon, second season, 1-3 series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1532yksN3Fs&list=PL0d9lExHwlJmuKW2Oz7-rybzP2Pb1xX0P&index=4
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>>723048261
I think it would be hard to get people to use it. Something would have to happen to make 4chan unusable to force everyone to move.
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>>723048180
I mean Brotherhood
*Op*
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>>723042264
Здорова OP !!

I am here to talk to you !! How are you ?? What are you doing right now ?? How is the weather ??
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>>723048732
Also is this you Alexander ??
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>>723048826
No, I'm not Alexander.
I'm good. I communicate with anons on 4chan. Weather is snowly and coldy, bacause we are from Russia)
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>>723048987
>I'm good
I'm well
fix
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>>723048987
>snowy and cold
XDDD
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>>723048583

So they are. It has been a long time since I watched Black Lagoon. I forgot about Hansel and Gretel. I always liked the Desantnik (Desantnika? Is that what you call a female paratrooper?)
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>>723049029

To be fair, "I'm good" is just as acceptable. This isn't a formal setting.
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>>723040918
What do you think of gay people?
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>>723049086
thanks, anon
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>>723049143
Desantnica. Десантница.
Through we use masculine when speak about army.
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>>723049336
>through
thought
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>>723049336

Spasibo.

>We still use masculine when we speak about the army

So a female paratrooper would still be called "Desantnik" then?
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>>723049243
I'm tolerant, but it seems disgusted to me.
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>>723049428
No. Парашютистка. Parashutistka.
Desantnic and parashutist is different things.
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>>723049495
>is
are
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>>723049438
Understandable, what about muslims?
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>>723048987
You can say - The weather is cold and there is snow.

Бабу есть ??? )))))

I am learning Russian btw.
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>>723049495

Tell me the difference between desantnik and parashutist. Is desantnik only VDV and parashutist all other services or no?
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>>723049533
>Бабу есть
No, I'm virgin, want to become wizard at 30 years old. And more correctly: "Баба есть?"
>>723049529
I'm indefferent to them, but I hate ISIS.
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>>723049742
We are all the same.

Are Russian girls really as beautiful as people say they are ? What do you like the most about Russian girls and what are the things you hate about them ??
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>>723048180
>brotherhood
>better than the first show
die scum
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>>723049732
Almost. Desantniks are from army, mariners are desantnik too. Desantniks are who land from transport like ship or air. Parashutists are who use parashut.
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>>723049933

>liking the one that doesn't even follow the correct storyline better

Fucking kill yourself, faggot.

>>723049952

>Desantniks land from transport like ship or air

I thought desantniki use parachute too? "Vozdushno Desantnye Vojska" is paratrooper service correct? Isn't that where "desantnik" comes from?
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>>723049828
I'm hikikomori, I sit at home whole days, rarely go to shop for food. I know women very bad :(
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>>723049742
Anybody that follows Islam should be purged tbh.
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>>723050069
Yes. Yes. But desantnik and VDV is different things.
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>>723050098

This. A thousand times this. Everything ISIS does comes from the teachings of Mohammad. They are not "extremists," they are REAL Muslims who live the way their religion says they should. The problem is not so-called "extremists," it's the religion itself.
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>>723050226

I will take your word for it. Any good ideas for learning Russian? As an English speaker it is quite hard.
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>>723050234
In russian language parashut is only noun which means device for fall from aircraft or helicopter.
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Russianon, Is there a way to learn etymology of russian words?
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>>723050440
*on the internet?
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>>723050440
I dont know. I read much classic literature.
>>723050323
Russian language is useless and quite hard. But I can make mistake.
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>>723050618
>I read
I have read
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>>723050697
He may be correct if he reads frequently.
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>>723050618

Do you know ARMA 2 / DayZ? The way I got started with Russian was playing DayZ back when it was a mod for ARMA 2. No map, no compass, no GPS. I taught myself to read the Russian road signs so I could find where I was. I don't think Russian is a useless language. I actually enjoy it quite a bit, though I am not good at it.
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>>723050780
I'm not reading classic literature now :)
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>>723050787
Yes, I know it, but I don't play. At first, I have low PC, at second, I dream to create games, so don't play.
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>>723050976
What languages do you study for programming?
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>>723050787
All our scientist literature is translated on English, and if you want enjoy the russian literature, you must know Russian language very well, at level native almost.
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>>723051032
C#,Java, JS. I want use the Unity on client-side and java on server-side.
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>>723051153
>scientist
science
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>>723051221
Unity engine or unity language?
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>>723051287
Unity engine.
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>>723051403
I tried to start a project in unity but my code made lots of errors. I need to study more. :)

I wanted to make a first person game with crazy weapons like halo but to have large open world battles like arma.
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>>723051627
It's impossible. Unity is non-optimized for big scene.
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Anons, I must go to bed. Good night. Meet tomorrow.
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>>723052014
goodnight
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>>723052014

Spakoynoy nochi, moi brat.
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>>723052014
СПОКОЙНОЙ НОЧИ !!

ВК ЕСТЬ ??

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