Hey /b/ i am going to this girls house tomorrow and how do i

Roofies.

>>723039289
lol @ vlad

I really want her to but she is backing out

>>723039454
nononononononononono

>>723039454
lol dude you gonna end up either in jail or at home jerking off

Start by not being ao fucking creepy.

Then be charming. And funny. And hot.

You're probably none of those, so you could try getting super rich befoee you head over.

>>723041002
>Then be charming. And funny. And hot.
i can be this.

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>>723038841
> If she wants to fuck she will
> If not your a creep

Idk why youre so desperate that you'd want to have dull sex with a reluctant person when consensual sex with someone who is actually dtf is so much more fulfilling.

She isnt backing out of lettin me smash but letting me over she is my crush im 16

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>>723042312

Your sort ain't welcome round these parts. You're number 1 reason for cancer. Get b& son

>>723038841
Alcohol. There's your solution

Just go over and enjoy yourself. If she has a good time with you, you might get the bonus

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>>723039454
why is she backing out, bro? do you not have anything that she wants in a partner? dick too small? you smell like garlic pizza? can't stop farting? all three?

why the hell SHOULD she want sum fuk from you? bullet points, please.

>>723042897
She dont want her mom to catch us

>>723043243
Tell her she can join in

>>723038841
if she invited you, shes dtf. but if youre just being a dick and showing up then fuck off