>Be me >Get Age of Empires ll >Play as Aztecs >Start

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Seems pointless so far but sure, go on...

cont.
>Start destroying the spanish, mostly seige machines at this point
>RIP spanish
>Errect a wonder on their soil
>Start running out of resources
>Go to the middle of the map which has a ton of stone, and gold
>The fucking persians were there
>I think you know where this is going
>Only siege machines now
>while battling the persians send my peasant army to build a castle
>Have way too much food, so I sent the farmers to join the peasant army

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Cont.
>Seems like the pesky persians were trying to build a settlement, while I was battling away
>build siege machines, and send the persians packing
>DONT FORGET THE CASTLES
>At this point you may be asking whats with the fucking castles.
>Well its soo that any civilization that sees it, will know that if they settle there they will
meet certain doom!
>Stop stockpiling, and get ready for the final fight
>Send every peasent to join the huge fucking peasent army
>Destroy the last civilizations with a combination of siege machines, and peasents
>Castles litter the entire map
>I can see EVERYWHERE
>I have won life
>I accend into godhood
>I realize im massive fucking virgin......

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