this is my story /b/
>be me 5 years back in college
>had this group of friends i got to know by playing video games
>most had passed that autistic depressed gaming stuff though
>we were more about parties, drugs and self enhancement by then
>there was this one cool guy in this group and i think i was cool to him, too
>gonna refer to him as Ian, as most guys in the group had that name
pic is coz Ian had the most prominent lips ever
>so one night couple of us chilled and had a good time
>Ian talked about how he was getting more emotional at the moment
>not even drunk
>i was feeling happy for him coz we all were trying to become cooler people
>so Ian started telling a story about two friends from college
>oh, so a special or destroyed friendship got him emotional
>and they both meet this super hot girl
>she is so gonna ruin their friendship
>and they are too shy to talk to her
>to compensate they dont act like themselves and train to seem cooler to her
>ok
>she busts them but still goes on a date with one of them
>the cheesiest and most unrealistic story that has ever been told in this universe continued on and on
>and on
>when he finished barely anyone still payed attention
>others told cheesy stories
>me just sitting there contemplating whether Ian was serious about it
to this day i am not sure if he trolled or the story actually got him emotional
I wasted about a minute of my life to read that shit, I want some compensation
Sounds like it was something he wanted to air with him friends; was there anything that may have prompted him to tell the story?
Quite normal for a serious story to get buried in normal friendly conversation though, the pace moves on and people will deflect a story if it is too painful for them to hear.
>>723036072
That took you -a minute- to read? Did you get tripped up over the word "prominent"?
Seriously, though. I just timed it. I read this in 15 seconds and I'm pretty drunk right now. You're a special kind of dumb.
Fucking moron.
>>723035768
>drugs and self enhancement
You can't self enhance yourself with drugs you retard, it'll only destroy you.
>>723036728
Why do they call it Dutch courage?