Hello, my name is Ted Mondal, I'm 74, and I've bee

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>>723035510

>>723037061
Is it that obvious. Right I'm gonna go kms my life again had no meaning

>>723035510
Hi Ted! Don't come back here, it's really not a good place to make friends and people are pretty mean to be honest. I'd suggest maybe other forums?

>>723035510
i believe you misstyped, you currently find yourself on "boards.4chan.ORG/b" please correct this mistake as it would be best for everyone

>>723035510

Even if you retired twenty years ago, computers were commonplace at the time. Sounds like weak bait.

>>723037184
>Tries to pretend they're op
>should kys

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>>723035510
Hi Ted, welcome to 4chan. It's a friendly place, where everyone hates niggers and jews, and there's lot of clown and midget porn.

>>723037193
Really? I'm not sure why he'd say that then. Do you know where I can go that's better?
-Ted

Show us your dick, Ted.

>>723037225
There's a difference between them? I thought it didn't matter. Thank you though for helping me out!
-Ted

>>723037421
I don't know of any that are especially nice for older people, but I know you can always do small-time social media like Pinterest, Tumblr, and Reddit!

>>723037289
I've worked as an artist most my life, and made a living off farming. I was never really around them, I mean, I've seen them, but I've never known how to use them. So I can only go by what he said.
And, may I ask, what do you mean by "bait"?

>>723037421
All you old people are racist as fuck, so you'll fit in just fine.

>>723037193
Are you sure? Most seem quite friendly!
-Ted

>>723035510
Maybe try farmersonly.com ?

>>723037897
Isn't that a gay porn site?

>>723037925
no. its a rural dating site

>>723037309
Well, I don't like niggers or Jews, they're dirty creatures. But Porn? That's not ok. I hope you'll stay away from that
It'll rot your brain
-Ted

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Not a single kek

>>723037994
Youll fit in just fine here.

>>723037853
The people here are really not terribly nice once you get to know them, no : (

>>723037494
Watch your mouth!
How can I delete him from my page?
-Ted

Did you ever murder anyone, Ted? How can you deny that you killed people to live so long? Everybody thats ever been killed was killed in the past. They were killed by people that were not killed. People that were not killed grew old. You are old. Thus you must have killed someone because lots of people were murdered in your past. HOW MANY?

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>>723037994
This is now a porn thread.

>>723038213
Black Jew Porn

What about children, Ted? How many have you molested? Everybody that has ever been molested says old men molested them. Youve been old for years now. That makes you guilty to me. So, HOW MANY?

>>723038114
delete system32

>>723038284
Kek

>refuses to show dick
>is a murderer
>is a child molester.

Is Ted /ourguy??

>>723037660
I like the sound of "Reddit"! It's like "read it"
Haha
I might go have a look there after I've replied to everyone
(I don't want to be rude to the nice people who've taken time out of their day to reply :)
-Ted

>>723037981
Oh no, I couldn't do that to my lovely wife, thank you for the suggestion though!
-Ted

>>723038534
Reddit is where child molesters go, Ted. 4chan is where we expose them? Have you heard about pizzagate? What do you think about pizza?

>>723038097
:( Darn, they all seem so sweet though
-Ted

>>723038534
It's actually a reference to the Communist Party. They're all devout Maoists over at Reddit, determined to use cultural marxism to subvert traditional Western values.

Reddit is for lonely faggots

>>723038171
No, I haven't, I'm not sure why you'd accuse me of something so serious.
-Ted

>>723038213
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. It's not up to me to judge you. God will do that.
-Ted

>>723038284
Why are you guys saying this? I'm not a bad guy! I promise I've never done any of that!
-Ted

>>723038334
What does that do?
Is that how I delete the bad replies of my page?
-Ted

>>723038342
Kek? Do you mean kick?
-Ted

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How does this photo make you feel, Ted? (This is a test)

>>723038403
Please stop!! I'm not any of that, I promise you!!
-Ted

>>723039067
Kek is a false god these kids praise instead of Christ Jesus. They think its funny and ironic when Ted and I know it is blasphemy. Tell them what blasphemy is, Ted.

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>>723038844
Even Jeebus liked to party.

>>723038671
It is? That doesn't sound good
No I haven't heard of pizza gate, sorry
I quite like pizza! It's a nice and easy meal :)
-Ted

>>723039071
Reminds me of my marriage
-Ted

>>723038705
Wait, do you mean child molesters and commies? I think we should call the police on them
Do you know how to report that to them?
-Ted

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>>723039356
4chan likes cheese pizza the best, so starting a thread asking about cheese pizza is a great way to make friends.

>>723039356
I KNEW IT!!!!!


RED ALERT, BOYS!!! WE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE!!!!

>>723039442
That is not me!! Someone is stealing my identity! My wife is a beautiful Christian woman! Not that disgusting inbred!
-Ted(real)

>>723039490
FIRE QUANTOM TORPEDOES! READY POINT DEFENSE GUNS AND FULL POWER TO PARTICLE BATTERIES!

>>723039485
Are you sure? Some of these people seem really mean.
-Ted(real)

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>>723039572
A 4chan Gold account will prevent that from happening.

>>723039663
It's because you're new, it's a type of hazing. You went through hazing in high school, right?

>>723039663
thats just the nature of the internet ted. Its a place of true free speech, however positive or negative it may be.

>>723039490
Another what?? Pizza is great! What's wrong with it?
-Ted(real)

>>723039692
Can I also use it to find the naked kids?
-Tex(real)

>>723039782
XD nigga wut?!

>>723039442
See, if you were real you wouldve said it reminds you of your Grandchildren. You said your son was "ever so polite with a huge smile on his face", which made me suspicious of your true identity from the start. Now this slip up. Nope, Ted. I dont believe you are Mr. Mondal. I suspect you are Mr. Mondals son trying to frame Mr. Mondal as mentally incompetant in order to seize control of his assets. Theres simply no other reason for a son to direct his elderly father here. So, its one or the other. Either way your son is out to frame you. This is a child porn website. No lie.

>>723039692
I don't know if I should trust you
-Ted(real)

>>723039868
Well heck. You got me.
-Ted (real)

>>723039782
Stop it! I don't like naked children!
Please stop
Ted(MonReal)

I like boipucci the most desu.

-Ted (hyper real)

>>723039868
I'm not complaining
Don't stop
Ted(MonReal)

>>723039868
I don't understand
This is me, Ted
-Ted(MonReal)

We. Are. Ted
Ted(The Collective

>>723039946
>>723040038
These two are not me.
Please don't listen to them
-Ted(MonReal)

I first killed a man in 1955. He looked Korean. Later, I learned he was Thai. They arent really human so I dont call myself a murderer. Just a hunter without a license.

-Ted (alpha male)

>>723040107
WE ARE THE BORG! LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

-THE BORG COLLECTIVE

Please
Please stop
I'm just trying to learn the internet
Please
Find it in your hearts
-Ted, Actual

>>723040117
No please now these jokesters are impersonating me again
-Ted(Real!!!)

>>723040268
That's because you don't have a 4 chan gold account.

...I need my diaper changed desu.

- Ted (Original Midnight Express)

>>723035510
>What should I do on my new computer? :)

1. Get Fightcade
2. Google MAME roms for Super Street Fighter Turbo, King of Fighters 2002, SNK vs Capcom: SvC Chaos etc.
3. Put the zip files in your Fightcade ROM folder
4. Run Fightcade
5. Git gud

>>723040268
>>723040310
That's not me again
Please friend
Stop
-Ted

You kids expect too much from George Lucas.

-Ted (Weeping Gorilla model)

>>723035510
>What should I do on my new computer? :)

1. Get Steam
2. Go buy a Steam card somewhere
3. Buy something dope

Ah koochie Koo! I am the walrus!

-Ted (w/ LSD)

>>723040433
Use your own name you coward!
I'm sick of this
Who are you??
-Ted

>>723040488
Yes I've heard of a game my son said is called makeyoucumtwice. Sounds Finnish.

>>723040524
I am Ted!
Stop impersonating me!
-Ted

>>723040524
We are you Ted. And you. You are us.
Ted(that goes without saying though)

>>723035510
>What should I do on my new computer? :)

1. Register a username on www.kongregate.com
2. Find a game called "Monster's Den: Book of Dread"
3. Play the fuck out of it

>>723040569
I was thinking more something like Earth Overclocked, or the Elder Scrolls games or Seven Kingdoms II HD, but whatever floats your boat, man.

Back on topic, (these kids are such smarties, Ted).
We need inspiration, Ted. Many of us are virgins in our 20s and 30s. How do we find a good virgin wife? How old should she be considering our ages? Did you ever marry a young teenage girl by any chance? Many people your age did but they tell us it is wrong. The Virgin Mary was just 13 wasnt she? How do you explain Gods taste in girls compared to your expectations of us??? is being a virgin this late in life a sign we will live as long as you or will we drop dead when our sperm crystallizes within our male sacs? What about military service? Should we give up our disability checks to join the army and lose our virginity with German girls? What would Ted do?

I wonder sometimes why I am always talking to myself.

-Ted the Only

>>723040812
Well golly gee I've been with my wife forever so I couldn't imagine being in your situation but just remember that no matter what there's always hentai
-Fucking Ted

>>723035510
>What should I do on my new computer? :)

1. Go on YouTube
2. Look up "Succ Unleashed"
3. Click the first video
4. Watch the whole thing

Where did I go?

-Ted (echo)

Goodbye, thanks to those who actually helped
And the ones who didn't should be ashamed
-Ted

Bye bye me.

-Ted

No Ted! We were only joshing you! Dont go! tell us about Vietnam!

-NOT Ted

Ted, I think it's time to fucking grow a pair and grab that hanky on your desk and just masturbate to gay midget porn. We all know YOU want to. Of course we do. Because we're you Ted.
-Ted

>>723041765
This was not a Ted post! Ted has a wife and no need for midgets or choking his chicken!

-NOT Ted

This is really making me miss both my Grandpas.

-NOT Ted either.

/thread

>>723041851
Ted hasn't ever fucked his wife in 25 years. A man has needs. And gay midget porn will suffice his needs.
-Ted

In other threads we are all Anon

ITT we are Ted

>>723042504
Shit
We're all Ted...

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Old photo of me
-The real ted

>>723037309
Never actually seen midget porn yet