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How do you make money!??!?! I'm a broke ass nigga 16 years

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How do you make money!??!?! I'm a broke ass nigga 16 years old. I don't want my girlfriend to pay/treat me during dates. I don't mind working but i don't know how to look for and apply for jobs.
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>>723014425
>16 years old
MOOOOOOOOODSS!
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>>723014425
MODS MODS MODS. UNDERAGE USER!!! BAN!!!! YOU FUCKERS BAN PORN SO QUICK BUT YOU DON'T BAN OP?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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>>723014425
get a job faggot. it's called working

>mfw I dont work
topkek
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>>723014425
>Girlfriend who pays for stuff
You don't need a job, nigger
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>>723014425
MODSSSS
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>>723014425
Get a part time job
Keep it
Save up.

I recommend putting saving 100% of your revenue until you can get a free savings account. You usually need a deposit of 500 until you can do this, which if you're working a minimum wage job is essentially 68 hours of work.

You can do this much work in about 2-3 weeks, depending on the job. Once you have a savings account, put 75% of your earnings in it, and the rest in your checking for whatever you might want to spend it on.

For extra try-hard, put 50% of your earnings in a long-term savings, and 35% in a short-term savings account. Then put the rest in a checking which you can spend as you will.
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>>723014514
>>723014922
>>723014654
You should all kill yourselves.
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>>723014941
BTW, if you want to get paid to go to school check to see if your state has FAFSA. Talk to your parents about you getting your GED, and immediently enrolling in a college.

Usually FAFSA will pay for all bills to go to college, and actually pay you at the end of the year so long as your parents aren't rich or some shit.
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>>723014941
bro how did you find a part time job. did you have friends who introduced you. I'm so lost any advice
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>>723014941
And remember taxes. Don't spend everything, or you get the IRS coming to anal rape you until you cough up the money they are owed. Find an online calculator, should give yopu an idea how much you will owe at years end given your situation.

REMEMBER, just because you dont have to pay taxes (low enough income/no income) does not mean that you don't have to file! They will still come after you if you don't file, even if you wouldn't owe them a dime.
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>>723014425
>I don't know how to look for and apply for jobs

You literally just look for places that are hiring and fill out an application, I honestly don't know how it could possibly be made any clearer.
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>>723015245
Look online for places that are hiring, or find places that have a sign out front that are hiring. Walk in, ask about it, and go from there.
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>>723015245
If you can't drive yet, try to see if any local buses have stops at local food places like Mcdonalds, Papa johns, so on.

Personally, I got a job at papa johns as my dad works there. He got me hired, and I've been working part-time there since.

So long as you have a clean resume, they might consider you. Expect it to take a week for anyone to contact you if they're interested. If they take longer than a month, don't expect to get a call or anything from them.

Apply to several stores, not just one. They'll understand if another store hires you first.
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>>723015466
This guy's got it.
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>>723015021
I don't know how to. Do you kind showing us by doing it first? You fucking little shit liberal cuckservative asshole
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>>723015622
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>>723014425
>16
MODS
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>>723015326
http://www.moneychimp.com/features/tax_brackets.htm
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>>723015503
are there any other possible jobs. i can see myself being super awkward in fast food chains.
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>>723014514
>>723014654
>>723014922
all underages
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>>723015622
We got a fucking edgelord here boys.
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>>723016245
If you have a girlfriend, you're sociable to talk to customers. Most of the time it's pretty much a script. I can recite 90% of my papa johns calls

Thank you for choosing papa johns in (city), my name is anon. Would you like to try a large 2 topping pizza for 9.99?

Okay, will that be for carry out or delivery?

Alright, and what would you like with your order?

Would you like a drink with that?

One second please...

Your total is (blah), it'll probably be done in (time). Thank you for the order!

Bye bye~
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>>723016245
Not many other places that accept "High School" help. There might be though, just look around. maybe construction, or some other type of grunt labor.
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>>723016245
If you do apply for a pizza place, prepare for your coworkers to fuck with you though.

If anyone ever asks you to go find the dough repair kit, tell them to look up their ass for it.
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>>723016532
thanks man
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