>be me >be 24 last May >get bitten by my roommates dumb

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moar

Shoot the nigger dog

Have the dog put down

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>>723009316
I can't shoot the fucker, I don't have a gun. The cops did taze its ass though

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>>723009316
>nigger dog

>>723009476
Yeah, but how do I do this? The cops told me at the hospital that the dog has to bite someone THREE FUCKING TIMES before animal control will put it down.

Buy some antifreeze from your local auto shop. Fill the dogs bowl with a mixture that's half antifreeze half water. To dogs antifreeze tastes like sugar so the bastard will lap it right up. The death of the dog will be relatively long and painful so you'll be able to savour the fruits of your labour op!

Pits are the sweetest dogs ever you monster. You probably made him angry he's a good boy he dindu nuffin.
>insert generic story about a pitbull cuddling with a baby or some shit

>>723009567
Sue and have the dog put down like any other person dumbass.

>>723009567
Beat it over the head with a baseball bat. Little shit deserves it.

>>723009665
Simple solution. Get it to bite you two more times.

>>723009766
>This
Fucking tired of this breed

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>>723009765
Durr hurr antifreeze has had bitterant in it since like the 90s retard

>>723009094
>kill it with a shovel
>poison it with antifreeze
>take it somewhere far away and let it go
>take it to an animal shelter and claim you found it

>>723009785
Yeah, but that's kind of a complicated situation. My roommate is a very close friend of mine. I don't want to get involved legally with him, that would be fucked up.

>>723010036
>take it to an animal shelter and claim you found it

>>723010064
because killing his dog is fine

>>723009094
cut your nails, they're fucking disgusting.

>>723009766
>>723009986
I swear pit bull owners are the worst type of dog people

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>>723010167
This photo was taken at the hospital, my arm was really mangled. That's some of my god damn flesh.

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Tie it outside the back of Vietnamese Korean or Chinese restaurant

>>723010114
yeah, found it wandering around lost, and leave the fucker there.

Chocolate time

>>723010236
Eww gross. You're gross.

>a very close friend of mine
If he doesn't do something on his own then this doesn't seem like the kind of friend you need to have. gl

Eat the fucker

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Solution!

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>>723010271
Yes but not the local one he'll prolly look

>>723009094
How soft are you? I own multiple pits; if they ever went insane for some reason I'm 100% positive I could defend myself against two at a time. How did you get your bitch ass dragged across a yard? Unless you're a woman I don't get it.

>>723010114
naaaaah dont do it OP, roomie might be smart enough to check

Move out, but on the last day, leave the gate open, let it out, shut gate, and then leave. Never speak to your roomie again.

>>723010459
I'm obviously a woman.

>>723010452
obviously

>>723009094
op please tell me that you saved your little doggo

PLEASE OP

>>723010543
Tits or gtfo

>>723010543
obviously

>>723010543
Then show your tits unless they're as hairy as your disgusting arms.

Go sell some of your electronics, bust your window, stab dog.
>blaim niggers

>>723010577
He ran away when the cops showed up and tazed the other dog. I was scared I would never find him, but the cops said he came back to the house while I was in the hospital. He limped around for a few days, but afterwards was fine, albeit pissed at the fucking pit.

>>723010672
>blaim

>>723010577
this. how is your little dog, OP?

>>723010064
If he was a close friend of yours, he'd take the initiative to make sure you don't get bit again. Oh, what's that - he hasn't done a damn thing? Then he's not your friend. Fuck him and his fucking dog.

>>723010672
>>blaim
nigger learn to spell

>>723010695
aw bless his little cotton socks

Either put antifreeze in its water bowl or bash that nigger dogs head in

>>723010732
20 pounds.

>>723009094
You have to kill the dog, you know thats what you need to do. just do it.

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>>723010459
You would be a cholo/nignog chew toy if two dogs were going ape. I'm not sure a knife would do you that much good.

If my dog bit someone, friend or not, I'd kill the dog. Sounds like your friend is an asshole.

>>723010695
phew you're a damn good owner to have done that for your dog

>>723009665
Baby-sot a fuck ton of kids and have them play in the backyard.

Start by getting rid of those ugly ass fucking skin tags.

Then, learn to not be a little bitch and fight off a dog. If you get overpowered by a fucking pitbull you are pathetic and weak and you deserve to be killed.

Finally quit fucking posting on /b/ complaining about how you can't find a tampon.

>>723010848
>how is your little dog
>how little is you dog

>what is reading comprehension.

Kill it with a hammer then
Just bash it a few times and stash the hammer
Tell your roommate you found it having a seizure

>>723010998
kek. he's good. but hates the pit.

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kill the dog, if the owner is a white conservative kill him too

>>723010999
trips of justice. go get a hammer OP.

Make meatslballs with broken glass inside.

OP, just hit it over head with an axe and keep hitting. Mongrels that want to fight deserve death, and ALL pitbulls should be slaughtered anyway.

>>723011111
QUINTS OF CONFIRMATION

They say if you soak a nerf football in gravy and they eat it.... Solutions are everywhere!!

Op is a bitch

>>723010848
OP confirmed retarded.

>>723010857
No shot. I'm nearly 200 pounds of mostly muscle. These dogs are about 60 pounds. Do you have any idea how easy it is to get up on top of them and put them in a headlock? And with that much weight advantage they have nothing to do. Don't be such a pussy.

Also, I'm white.

>>723011111
Holy shieeeet

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>>723011111
Witnessed

>>723011111
trips then pents, gotta do it now or forever be a cursed faggot

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>>723011111
Zozzle wills it OP, you cant turn back now.

>>723010064
>Very close friend of mine, don't want to get involved legally

Just want to kill his dog

Nigger please

>>723010999
Not this. it's too obvious if you want to hide it. Best thing to do is kill it and not hide it and fuck your friend off if he owns a pitbull.

>>723011111
QUINTS CONFIRM. THE PIT DIES BY HAMMER

>>723009567
Heres how its done its easier than you might think
>mix chunks of heroin into ball of hamburger
>the canines size should be taken into account when deciding on quantity of heroin
>casually throw over fence or food bowl or any other way to get it to eat it
> wait some hours later
>doge is ded
Somebody did this to my friends dog to steal his weed plants out of his yard.
Make an aliby for where you were when you throw it over the fence.

>>723010446
Rip

Make him a nude male telegram on Strippie and send it to his social media!

Strippie.com

you prolly deserved it you faggot. this is the universe letting you know. just accept it and move on. you loser.

Use a ball peen and swing it like you were splitting wood

Fuck your friend for owning a pitbull, hit them both over the head with a hammer repeatedly.

All pitbulls should be slaughtered, and also anyone that thinks they're not generally viscious.

>>723010167
that's all the damage you got for getting dragged around the yard? what do you weigh, 45 pounds?

>>723011323
How much does the heroin required to kill a dog cost?
Was that even profitable for that guy? I thought heroin was way more expensive than weed

>>723011087

lol get fucked shit skin.

>>723011204
K. You should change your name to Alpo. Muscles don't work well in a vice grip shaking under a couple hundred pounds of pressure and pointy teeth. Cal+can. Why don't you have a nigger dog? You a wigger or a drug dealer?

>>723011458
from expereince, when people are "dragged around" by pitbulls, they actually move with them. I doubt he just went limp you fucking retard

Wave dick at dog

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>>723011499
Butthurt snowflake detected

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Penicillin.

>>723011475
These plants were outdoor, 6-7 feet tall and well into the budding stage. That was a lot of weight that got stolen

honestly, just be patient. my neighbor had a pit that wouldn't stop getting through his fence and into our yard. one day my cat accidentally got out and the pit raged over and shredded it. i got another cat, mostly to use as bait. baited the dog over and shot the niggermutt in the head. still have the cat too; he's a good boy.

tldr wait for next attack and fucking shoot it

>>723011499
>white trash emulating niggers
>we should let them exist

>>723010792
She's already fucking one of them. How do you think she got into this predicament in the first place?

>>723011704
nigger that needs to be lynched detected.

huehue hey guys hes a butthut special snowflake!
huehue did i shut him down?
huehue owned! !

>>723011531
It's extremely easy to avoid getting bit. You just avoid the mouth. Honestly I don't think you've ever interacted with a dog in your life.

I own pits because I like to rescue animals and almost all the dogs at the shelter are pits. Also, so many retards like the ones in this thread make it hard for them to find good homes.

I'm an attorney.

I'm very glad this has happened to you. Fucking dumbass bitch. Did you learn anything?

>>723011630
from experience, there's usually more tearing in the skin, no matter how much you move...what's your experience? movies?

>>723011475
And a half gram should do it easily. Kinda expensive depending where you live, but if you want revenge on the little fucker youll have to bite the bullet

>>723010030
You do know what we're talking about right?

>dogs will eat/drink literally anything

>>723011935
>you just avoid the mouth
yeah, when a dog is raging and you're breaking up a dog fight that's super easy to do

>>723010446
Story?

>>723011864
>Niggermutt
Kek

>>723012124
If its a big dog about to kill a white dog just shoot the big dog or use whatever weaponyou have on hand to kill it

>>723011323
You don't need to get heroin you tweaker. Moth balls, lawn fertilizer and insecticides are likely the easiest to use as they don't require much and the dog will still eat them.
It would take a good deal of chocolate to kill a pitbull and even should it not survive on its own there's a chance it'll get veterinary treatment. The products I listed will put the dog in a state of wishing it were dead and terminal illness if unsuccessful.

>>723010064
>very close friend of yours

>owns a nigger dog
>lets said dog attack your dog and get away with it
>lets said dog mangle your skinny ass and get away with it

If he was actually your friend he'd kill the piece of shit himself

Grind up glass really fine in put it in wet dog food.

>>723012124
I've broken up plenty of dog fights. Unless you're slow as fuck it's extremely easy to do. Once you get your hands on the back of the dog's neck/behind his head, you have complete control. You literally have to have downs to not be able to handle the situation.

>>723012124
Dogs have excellent head controll when they get aggressive.
This retard would inderstand that but hes just talking out his ass with no experience at all.

>>723010792
I agree. Have the dog put down, give doctors bill to roommate. If it don't get paid by the roommate, small claims court. Gotta look out for you first.

>>723011204
>white
>200lbs
American lardass confirmed

>>723011406
>viscous
Pitbulls are one of the most viscous breeds of dog if you don't train them well.

>>723012259
Not a tweaker faggot. All the shit you listed has a 50 50 chance to just make the dog sick. Half gram or gram of heroin is enough to kill a human is all im saying.

>>723009094
Why the fuck was a fire truck callled?

jesus, if you're an american that's like 200,000 trumpbucks of stitches. keep your stupid purse dog safe, op.

>>723012475
lol I'm 6'1. Swing and a miss.

>>723012109
Anon, bitterants are an indicator of poison/toxicity. Nothing eats things it thinks are bitter.

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>>723009094

>>723012385
Or just shoot/bash it and dump it in the woods and say it got out and ran off

>>723009094
First of all, don't get involved in any fights between dogs. That was your first mistake, especially with a pit bull, since those motherfuckers are ferocious. You came out fairly lucky all things considered, since it doesn't seem to have taken that big of chunks out. My uncle got bit by one of those little fuckers, and it took an entire piece of his thigh out.

Best way to get revenge, since you obviously don't want to sue your friend, is to convince your friend to put the fucker down (and if he/she is a real friend, then they will). Good luck on the recovery, and I hope you learned your lesson. Also, please don't listen to these faggots about killing the dog yourself, as you would likely be brought up on animal abuse charges.

Really? You really can't think of revenge.? Just kill the damn thing if you're so pissed, poison if you don't want your friend to know.

>this happened on 4/20

Hope you have a better 4/20 this year, OP! You dumb bitch!

>>723010459
>owns pit bulls
>thinks he could win in a fight with 2 pits
Being this much of a stereotypical pit owner

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>>723011922
Butthurt snowflake detected

>>723012753
>First of all, don't get involved in any fights between dogs.
t. pussy that lets his animals get killed

>>723011204
>>723010459
>I'm 100% positive I could defend myself against two at a time

>2 berserking pitbulls

>get one in headlock

>your throat is now in the other's mouth

GG

you have never worked with or been around dogs in your life, faggot

>>723012864
lol how could you be overpowered by anything that weighs 60 pounds? Seriously, think about how much bigger the average man is than that. Why are you so weak?

>>723011922
>being this booty blasted

>>723012753
don't listen to this faggot, op. this is just a pathetic twat that would watch his pet die howling in pain. you acted on instinct and should be proud.

blow that fucking boxear's assfur to china.

>>723012988
It's honestly exhausting knowing people as dumb as you exist. I wonder what you would do when confronted by your average street nigger. Do you just fold right away?

>>723012401
yeah ...if the dog is distracted you can actually kill him with one kick to the ribs, kick as hard as you possibly can, his ribs will break and puncture hsi lugs, fuck dogs, just buy a cat faggots

Fist of all, was the owner of the dog white? theres your problem, only mexicans can successfully own pitbulls, just kill the dog, punch the owner for being a cuck and white.

>>723012934
Its called survival, dipshit. If its either me or an animal, I'll choose me any day. If I have a weapon in reach of me (preferably a gun or a kitchen knife), then I would try to kill it, though. Fighting it unarmed, however, is how you get yourself maimed or in OP's situation.

>>723013032
I know you don't do much reading in the trailer park so I'll say it more clearly. Just from your comment, I can tell you're a stereotypical Pitt bull owner who is probably missing teeth


I don't care if you can or can't fight a dog at all.

>>723012667
>dogs

Again, do you know what we're talking about?

Dogs are fucking stupid, they DO NOT CARE and will eat ANYTHING

Have you ever been around a dog? Even once? They're fucking retarded, something that 'tastes' bad' won't stop them

Do it the korean way.
Boil that dog with 7 kinds of spices and feed the soup to your roommate.

>>723012653
>200 lbs
>6'1"
>taking on two raging pits at a time

Try again. And put some effort into it this time.

>>723013598
>Do it the korean way.
you mean, let it receive billions a year in US foreign aid just like a bunch of kikes ? no thanks

>>723013032
>>723013185
>I weigh more than a pit bull
>Therefore I can easily overpower it when it's going nuts

You're almost smart enough to be a Trump supporter

>>723013995
Savage!

>>723009094
they are dogs, get revenge on your roomate leave the doge alone.

feed it some chocolate.

>>723011922
Ass blasted.

this is why white people should stick to poodles vato.

>>723013804
>>723013995
Fucking kek

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>>723011935
>white, 200lbs of muscle, pit owner, attorney

So are you gonna show us a pic of your 10" dick next?

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OP here, update.

I just called the best injury lawyer in my area, but could only give some operator information about my case so that a lawyer could call me back. I guess I'm just going to sue his ass and have the dog put down.

>>723014908
After all this bs, you decided to do the thing a normal human being would do in the first place. What the fuck was even the point?

>>723015124
/b/ schooled the fuck out of me
My friend isn't a very good friend for letting his dog get away with that shit
I honestly don't give a fuck about our friendship anymore.

I own pitbulls but I'm smart enough to kennel them when other animals are around. yeah, put it down

>>723014908
>>723015400
Good job, keep this as a learning experience

>>723014908
>white guy tried to tame animal, animal tames white guy
Welp better sue the OTHER guy and put the dog down.
wow thats pathetic

>>723014908
I thought you didn't wanna sue your friend? Are you sure you want to waste the time and money on it though? Cause if you do that, not only will you lose your friend, but you still have to pay the lawyer for his services.

>>723012667
They literally eat shit

>>723015635
Retard

>>723015650
He's not her friend dude, probably never was. By the sound of it they were probably fuckbuddies

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>>723009094
rape the dog

Also for the record, this is how you handle being a woman on 4chan.

OP didn't bring it up because it wasn't relevant. I thought she was a dude until halfway through the thread.

If an OP is telling a story or asking a question, and doesn't reveal their gender because it's not important, don't ask for tits because she's not attention whoring.

Today, OP and most of the thread weren't faggots. Good job guys, pat yourselves on the back and fuck off

Anyone owning a pitt bull must post and have available water application units with high pressure (ie...a garden hose with a sprayer).. first defense against pitt bulls....second is axe handles...handy on the job for prying open set jaws.. last resort...a god damn colt .45! I love me some Pitt Bulls but some are just.....well even cesar Milan aint fixing that shit!

Ps! Get back on Church of Scientology! That shit aint funny...

>>723016032
this

>>723015769
Even so, it might not be a good idea to have bad blood, in case he decides to get revenge on her. Not only that, but it may be more profitable for her to just forget about it and move on, as long as he agrees to at least pay for any medical related stuff that occurred because of it. After all, going through court is a long and expensive process, which may just end up with more money in the court's pocket, and not so much in OP's.

>>723010064

Dude, if you didn't have your own dog it would be one thing. But this dog could KILL your dog, I don't care how good friends you are.

What did your roommate say about all of this? Did he offer to pay your medical bills? Think of your dog's safety above all.

>>723016451
I just don't see the harm in speaking to a lawyer about it and seeing what my options are. I finally have the courage to do it almost a year later. I think having the dog put down would help me sleep at night.

My friend was honestly really shitty about it. He got his dog out of solitary confinement after 2 days when it was supposed to be 7, but didn't want to pay $15 a day. He promised to put a muzzle on his dog, and then did not follow through. He wanted me to pay for half of my medical expenses. He was mad at me when I moved out a few weeks later. He tried to force a friendship between me and his dog afterwards, having his dog lay on my bed with me and shit. It was honestly really fucked.

>>723010543

Where would we have picked up on that?

> "obviously"

>>723011864
>i got another cat, mostly to use as bait

Fuck you, raging asshole. I'd like to use your balls as bait.

>>723016709
fingernails smh

>>723011704
good for you, using all the popular words

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I don't know why but I'm posting my dog here. Pit/lab mix. Aggressive as hell.

Why the fuck did you wait this long? I would have been calling a lawyer when I was still in the hospital.

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>>723017120
Here he is biting me, almost took my hand off!

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>>723017188
The danger in his eyes, just waiting for me to put my guard down.

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>>723017256
I let my guard down.

>>723012620
Most engine crews have EMTs on them, and all are at minimum first responders, because 90% of the time they can get there first

>>723016690
So you got bitten a year ago then? And you're still thinking about it? Well, I suppose if he was that much of a douche about it, I wouldn't really blame you. Hope you get it resolved well, and get the dog put down then if that's the path you want to take. Although, another thing to take into consideration is whether or not you'll actually get any money from suing. Since he sounds pretty damn stingy, I'm willing to bet he's low on cash, and if he can't pay it, then no one will (effectively wasting all of your effort).

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>>723017288
Hiding in preparation to ambush me, Pits really have no honor.

>>723017256
you're autistic, if you raised him obviously he won't be hostile towards you

>>723017360
I have nightmares about this shit. I don't want money. I want the dog dead.

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>>723009094
Well you shouldnt of been a pussy faggot in the first place, OP.

>>723009665
That's a lie. any time someones attacked to the level you were the dog would have already been put down within a day or two.

If somehow you're not a lying piece of shit, poison it, blame others.

>>723017432
He's not hostile towards anybody. I even own 3 cats and as a matter of fact he's terrified of them. They kick his ass if he comes up to them to smell their ass or something.

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>>723009094
chocolate donuts. dogs die from too much chocolate and no one would suspect donuts would kill a dog.

junk yard dog up in city always waking me up, donuts tossed over gate each morning to school. never heard from again

>>723010137
Have you ever seen a female?! Its obviously a girl you dumbass. They aren't gross man nails, they are grown and painted.

>>723014908
I hate pit bulls, but this was the right decision. Doing any stupid shit suggested in this thread would only implicate you because you have a motive to kill the fucker.

Y'all are a bunch of idiots... Learn to research.
First, pits do not have locking jaws.
Second, they do not have very strong jaws and any simple weak fag can hold one's mouth shut.
Third, op is a fag.
Finally, pits are just like any other doggo. They turn out according to how their owners treat them.

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>>723009094
the dog is an artist. you should be thankful for such splendor on your arm

>>723010064
Then why the fuck are you here?

>>723017597
If you have nightmares about it, then I'm not sure that killing it will cause them to go away. I'm by no means a professional in the human mind or the like, but I think you should instead focus on finding sleeping techniques that work for you or perhaps some sleep medication if you're having trouble sleeping because of them. That's not to say that you shouldn't kill the dog, because I certainly believe that you should if it's causing this much stress to you after this long.

>>723018191
Yeah, except this isn't true at all. Personalities are somewhat biological, as well as developing from environmental variables. A dog can be born an asshole.

>>723011266
newfag

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>>723011204
>2016+1
>people still try to cite their athletic/academic status on a croatian bowling forum for upboates

>>723014908
>implying pitbull owners have money

OP post feet.

>>723018507
And it can be fixed. I've trained dogs for years. Now once it's bad then yes nothing can usually be done but the owner always has a hand in how their dog turns out

>>723016709
>small frame
>fingernails
>"kind of a complicated situation" = i'm fucking my roommate

Wasn't difficult

>>723018701
Depends on the owner. Financially I'm all right and I'm this guy
>>723017256

Granted he is a pit/lab mix.

>>723017120
>>723017188
>>723017256
>>723017288

Typical retarded pit owner

>he didnu nuffin! pits r angles!!

>>723019096
I'm obviously white you retard.

>>723018596
But I'm 8'0 450lbs at 5% bodyfat. Have pics but don't feel like posting

>>723011087
can we do that to you instead little rad-lib?

>>723019096
>>723019168
Also I'm not saying all pits are angels. I'm saying mine is.

Have the fucking dog put down, because if it's acting this violent it needs to be killed before it does some real fucking damage. If it snapped once it's not been trained well and will snap again. It's not only for your safety, bit the safety of your dog and your friend.

>>723018025
>no one would suspect donuts would kill a dog.
except anyone with an IQ greater than that of a dead cactus knows that chocolate kills dogs if they eat too much

small amounts of poison over long period. that way the stupid fucking dog will suffer as will your asshole roommate, and eventually it dies.

>>723009665
Explain how this is the dog's fault again and not your room mates fault for not properly training his animal? Also stop being a pussy that doesn't look that bad.

>>723019241
Your dog is only sexually aggressive. It raped my mom last Tuesday

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>>723019182
>450 lbs

Fucking landwhale, please don't tell me you live in my fucking country.

>>723019168
doesn't make you less of a dumb nigger

>>723019306
There is a very high chance OP will get caught. Get past your edginess and think more logically please.

>>723011204
If thats true why haven't i see anyone try it ?

>>723019394
It's literally impossible for me to be a nigger, retard.

>>723010064
>i wouldnt wanna get into legal situations with my roomate
>how do i kill his dog

Youre the worst kind of person.

>>723018886
>I've trained dogs for years.
>>723018191
>Second, they do not have very strong jaws and any simple weak fag can hold one's mouth shut.

Confirmed for never being around a pit bull ever

They're like alligators dude

Huge closing strength, not nearly as much opening strength

You can hold a gator's mouth shut, sure
But when it clamps down on you it's fucking over
>kinda like a dog with a lot of jaw strength.. LIKE A PIT

>>723019435
Not if OP knows a nigger to blame it on. Nigger gets blamed over white woman everytime. I would know, I'm an attorney and use the nigger defense on a daily basis.

op, get a jacked asf german shepard or smnth, keep it around when the pitbull is near.

>>723016609
>think of your dogs safety over all
>kill his dog

Holy shit bro

>>723012408
actually the guy that says its easy to break up a dogfight is right, yea, just use a fucking two by four and have a friend with you armed with a blunt object as well. It worked for me.

Hire a dark net hitman. Would probably charge less for a dog

>>723019569
thats why you own breaking sticks

>>723019695
pit bull loving faggot they all need to be got,the niggers of dogs

>>723019606
No matter what OP will be number one suspect, she has a history with the dog after all.

>>723009094
OP where you live Ill come cut the dogs head off for you and leave on your room mates bed

>>723010459
Dirtbag redneck/nigger wannabe

>>723009094
Don't. Revenge is for fools.

>>723019907
So edgy

>>723010459
This

>>723018025
Youre such a fag. Wahhhh i cant go to sweeeeeeep too much noise in my wittle eayawhssss.

>>723019728
Id charge 20 bucks and op covers my airfare. He can choose how he wants it killed too.. I think breaking its jaw and front legs then leaving it infront of known bear territory or coyotes.

>>723019955
Is it really? I'd like to know why you feel that way. I'm genuinely curious as I'm a very vengeful individual, and sometimes question the purpose.

>>723020100
15$ Ill jerk it off till it dies

>>723020041
nah fuck that not even who you are replying to,people need to train their property.or its gonna get taken care of

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>>723019006
kek

>>723011814
Why the fuck would someone randomly have Penicillin on hand? Did that OP have AIDS?

>>723020166
Dont undercut me faggot.

>>723020229
Why wouldn't you have it on hand? Saves a doctors visit

>>723014908
Well, hope you feel like a big man for putting down an animal that gave you a few scratches. God i hope youre wrongfully accused of murder and executed. I would marinate in the sweet revenge juices.

>>723020166
$10 and I'll jerk you off till you die

>>723009567
You have no guns?
You must be a faggot. I hope that you die in a fire.

>>723013407
wow you're an invertebrate faggot

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>>723020299
Fine $10 a piece we both jerk it off faster

>>723020434
Yeah, 32 stitches, 9 of which were internal. Totally scratches.

>>723020229
Probably didn't finish their penicillin like they were supposed to and had some left over from previous illness.

>>723009094
you are over exaggerating. thats what pussy's do.

>>723015400
Yea youre right. He should've murdered his dog for doing what any animal does in nature: Attack something smaller than itself. Too bad youre a pussasaurus rex.

>>723020434
Who the fuck cares about some animal? PETA faggot

>>723009094
did not read, where are the fucking tits?

>>723015653
There's possibly reasons for this, like malnutrition or scent covering. What you're suggesting doesn't make much sense.

>>723020434
Anon says watching the pit fuck his wife

>>723009094
Have the dog put down. In most of the U.S. and Canada a dog that attacks a human where charges are pressed is required to be euthanized.

Also don't be a little bitch. It is easy to kill or incapacitate a dog but you were too worried about being hurt to do anything but you still got hurt didn't you?

Put sleeping pills in dog food.
Wait for it to sleep.
sew the asshole of the dog close.
Wait for it to die because it can't shit

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>>723011111
It's hammer time

>>723019769
I dont even love pits. Will never own onr because of situations like OPs. But im also smart enough to realize when fault lies on the owner and not an animal who doesnt know better. He would've known better had he been trained correctly. There is no denying that any dog can be trained. Most unfortunately are not so we put them down instead of blaming their retarded owners. It is not logical to put something down for acting naturally.

>>723020809
Go fuck yourself. I hope someone fucks you up someday, kid. Animals don't deserve harm and can't speak up for themselves, but with the garbage you spew, you deserve an ass kicking.

>>723020993
Kill the owner then?

>>723021044
Cash me outside den

>>723020221
I bet youre too much of a weakling to confront the owner of the junkyard and tell him to train his dog to not bark all night. Easier to kill the dog. Hence, your vagina grows larger.

>>723009094
Dogs are animals with no sense of right or wrong. It's your fault for having a roomie with a dog you can't trust. You deserved it. Find better roommates, or maybe you're the one at fault and we aren't getting the full story.

>>723009094
bitch
https://twitter.com/SeattleUnicorn

>>723009094
Especially when breeds like that attack anyone they usually head straight for the needle within a few days. Assuming you're not lying next time don't use your fucking arms and hands in a fight involving an aggressive breed dog.

>>723021148
>I'm so cool with my maymays XDDD

>>723009094
You could leave out an enormous bottle of tylenol and make sure your dog can't eat it.

>>723021161
Weird, cause my dogs know when they've fucked up. But that's probably because they're not the hipoint Jamal special of dogs either.

>>723020550
All i hear is crying. In reality, i understand why your salty. But theres nothing you can say to justify killing the dog. Its completely and totally the owners fault. Sounds sort of like blaming the gun when an intelligent person takes the gun and kills someone. It is the INTELLIGENT persons fault. Not the dog who shouldve been kept away from your little bitch dog.

>>723009094
Just put the dog in a cage.
Put the cage in your car.
Drive your car to a forest
Take the cage with the dog in it into the woods
Leave the dog in the cage in the woods
Go home.

>>723020227
TAKE ON THE WORLD

>>723021381
Am lawyer. It dog fault, kill dog. Big lawsuit, I made you mellonaire

OP could also get a bigger dog to kick the pit bulls ass. Sort of like a my dad can beat up your dad kind of thing.

>>723021359
Dogs have primitive emotions, like fear of you and punishment for doing something you don't like, but they don't show malice behind an action.

>>723021085
Don't be willfully ignorant. The owner pays your medical bill and is heavily fined for owning a dog he cannot train. Worst case scenario he has his dog taken away from him because he's an unfit owner

>>723009094
that's rugged yo. you a girl too I can see from that nail. call the animal police and have the dog put down. I'm pretty sure you can do that without a problem. Animal Police

>>723021551
Kill the owner and dog then?

>>723021493
I don't know why I thought this was funny.

>>723021536
Thank you, a sensible person in this thread.

>>723021622
Why do i even post...

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Do you like your roommate. If so, make your roommate take the dog to a behavior specialist. If not follow the advice given and force the dog to be put down.
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We can assume the "woman" screaming was your pussy ass yeah?

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>itt people telling OP to kill dogs
>people calling dogs niggers
>tfw

>>723021536
I'll take "Train your dog so it doesn't become a statistic" for $500, Alex.

>>723009094
You sound like a huge faggot. What self respecting man can't fight off a dog?

>>723009094
>trying to take revenge from a dog

>>723022102
OP is woman. Woman can't not do nothing without man

>>723016869
>mad about living cat
>not mad about dead dog
wow u smart n not a hypocrite

>>723022175
Op is still a faggot as usual

>>723022102
Look at the picture

>>723009094
Moar like this
http://sextoyget.com/erekt-male-enhancement-1ct-pill-p49973.html

>>723020434
Based on the description OP gave the Pit wasn't trained properly, at the very least even assuming that OP was the instigator in the engagement the Pit reacted more violently than it should have.

The owner is clearly at fault here unless OP is full of shit and was beating the shit of the Pit for no reason and it just decided to retaliate.

In any case, she's torn up enough to prove that the Pit is too dangerous to be around people. It's a shame that it will have to be put down, of course, but it's simply the logical thing to do.

>>723019096
Pits are pretty much normal dogs. All dogs have the potential to be shitters when they aren't trained properly to deal with shit. The difference with Pits is that they usually end up doing more damage when they go off.

>>723019543
Some people use nigger as a stock non-racial pejorative, like calling someone a faggot when they're clearly heterosexual. Stop being a nigger about it and just ignore the banter like any rational person would.

>>723019955
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>>723022102
>>723022140

I would tell you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but you're not smart enough to reproduce.


>>723020993
>>723021551
>>723021536
>it's acting on instinct so it's okay
Stop posting

>>723020844
Neither does yours
They're dogs dude. They will eat/drink anything. If you don't think so, you haven't been around them enough

>>723009094
Didn't you read moby dick? You can't take revenge on an animal.

Want to fix this for real? Talk to a lawyer and broker a deal that will defer criminal charges against your friend on the condition that he (and only he) successfully completes obedience training with the dog.

That way he knows you are in your rights to have him charged and his dog put down but you are being kind and allowing him to keep his friend but forcing him to take proper responsibility.


How is this a question?

>not being able to man the fuck up and beat one dog
You should move to Australia i hear they are still getting their asses kicked by dogs.

>>723022759
Full autism.

>>723013591
Man you're dumb

>>723023005
It's a woman.

feed the bitch a sponge covered in peanut butter

>>723009094
Just take him to court, insurance for dog attacks are like 10,000 minimum and your hospital bills paid.

>>723023111
No...havent seen tits&timestamp its probably a "woman".

>>723009094 quit being a fucking pussy op, you're just triggered because you got owned by an animal who's dumb fucking owner doesn't know shit about training pit bulls. it's major level femboys such as yourself who give these dogs a bad rep.

>>723017655
>what are different laws in different jurisdictions for 200 Alex?

>>723023243
>it's niggers and bad owners who don't properly train and care for their dogs that give these dogs a bad rep
ftfy

ITT: Retards

I'm out.

>>723009094
>That nail

Are you one of those female humans?

>>723009765 we'll just go ahead and let you believe in whatever you think will work anon, regardless of the fact that it won't work because it's fucking bitter.

>>723009094
>bitten by my roommates dumb fuck pit bull

What's Doggos FB account name? We'll dox that fucker.

>>723022759
I'm nearly 30 and have had dogs my whole life. You don't know shit about me, fuckface. You obviously don't know a damn thing about dogs either; their actions, reasons behind those actions, and their biology. But keep pretending like you do for the entertainment of teenagers on an internet website and for a sense of accomplishment or whatever you're trying to achieve here. But I'm not buying the shit sandwich you're selling. So fuck off and go back to eating paste.

>>723011111
holy shitioli

>>723022444
>Pits are pretty much normal dogs. All dogs have the potential to be shitters when they aren't trained properly to deal with shit. The difference with Pits is that they usually end up doing more damage when they go off.

I'm not convinced. I've worked with dogs my entire life (I'm 33 and my family owns a kennel) and pits, on average, are a more aggressive breed.

Of course it matters how you raise them, but different breeds have different baseline temperaments, and no matter what any pit apologist says, they are more aggressive on average.

>>723023243
>people who get attacked by dogs are weak
ok Cletus, the paint chips you ate as a child seem to have interacted with the fetal alcohol syndrome your mother blessed you with.

>>723022036
If you live with your dog, you can get a sense of how they live, what they do, what to avoid, etc. I don't own my fucking dog. He's a friend and companion and I treat him as such. He's not property. He chills, I spend time with him, and we make each other happy. Should be the relationship all people have with their companions if they're not service animals.

>>723010064 op then this whole thread is fucking autistic. he's a close friend of yours and you're still hellbent on either killing his dog or doing whatever the fuck it is that'll probably end said friendship?.

>>723009094
Obviously tried to an hero and picked the wrong side of the arm. Don't blame the dog you faggot

>>723010543
REEEEEEEEEEEEE TITS OR GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723019182
fucking faggot go kill yourself I'm 10'7" 630lb at 3% body fat get on my fucking level

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Bunch of cucks in this thread scared of a pussy dog breed, probably scared shitless when cats hiss at them too. I'm willing to bet a solid 75% of this thread are either liberal pussies or female by how scared they are of the big bad pit bulls.