ITT: Tell me your secrets. My secret is that I act like I'm

>>723004755
We all know, Randy

im going to An hero after spring break

>>723004755
How many do you smoke a day

>>723005765
2-4 cigs a day.

>>723004755
People know, they just don't care enough about you to comment on your bullshit.

>>723006181
Thanks for the reality check, kind sir.

>>723006015
Same, actually.

Its not that bad in retrospect.

>>723007418
I don't think it's that bad either. I mean, I never wanted to smoke, but unfortunately my nerves got the best of me.

>>723007615
Pretty much me.
Do you cough a lot and spit up flem? The shits kinda concerning me. Then again I smoke blacks and reds. lmao

>>723004755
Non smokers know. I dated a girl that tried to hide it from me, trust me they know.

>>723008337
I have no problem with the coughing. Honestly, I've been exposed to so much second hand smoke in my life that I already feel like I've been smoking since I was born, lol.

>>723004755
I have the same thing, but instead of cigarettes it's drugging and molesting women

>>723008733
Shit man. That's fucked up. To each their own, though.

>>723008835
its good to have a hobby

>>723008623
I'm mainly worried about my family finding out, honestly. But my whole family smokes and even my relatives that don't smoke know I live with smokers and that the smell is already all over me, so I'm hoping I'm in the clear.

my momds van tried to finger me in my uncles back

>My secret is...
that I don't enjoy living because throughout my whole life I've just been my parents "pet." I feel like a thing, not even human, just.. something that was invented to make their lives easier. Even now at 19, I have to ask permission from them if I want to go out, no guarantees if I can or can't go out.

>Leave
I can't. They've basically chained me to the ground. My cash at hand is just RM120/$40. Mom keeps all my bank info and important docs like birth certificate, school grad. certificate, etc. She fucking owes me around RM3000+-/$750+-.

>>723004755
The fact that you smell like an ashtray still gives it away, retard.

>>723010074
You're right. I know it's probably obvious, but unfortunately I'm a pussy, and I can't just come clean about my vices.

>>723010355
Well you should quit smoking. It doesn't do anything good for you. Take up alcoholism instead. That's the most based vice.

>>723009931
That's really shitty. I hope you're able to get out of that situation eventually. Isn't there anyone else who can help you? Other relatives, friends, or anyone else?

Used to drive my sister around so she could suck dicks

>>723010512
Duly noted.

>>723010636
...wat?

>>723010630
>Relatives
We put up a facade that everything is well and dandy. The older I get, the more I realize that we're in a shitty situation.

>Friends
I don't have any social life because I have to cater to them. I meet my mates at class twice/week and then """help""" my family with whatever they need.

>>723010636
>>723011264
fucking kek

>>723011264
Sister was being pimped out a couple years ago and used to take her to people that were paying her to suck dick

>>723008337
it takes about 8 hours after smoking a cig for your body to start cleaning itself out. it can take up to 24 for some people. if you smoke infrequently and cough sometime in this timeframe, it's natural

>>723011796
How did she get into hooking? And how did she talk you into helping?

>>723004755
what do you think of the new turkish royals? most people think they're the same but I think they taste like ass now. I've switched to camel reds

>>723012138
Only ever smoked Blues, man. Never had any desire to try any other types.

Non-smokers can't always tell.

The guys I work with think I quit years ago and would give me non-stop shit if they knew.

I just make sure I use hand sanitizer on my face and hands and chew gum.

Why do I care? I don't really. But I used to smoke 20+ a day, and hiding it makes it easier for me to smoke less.

>>723012028
Heroin. Tried to get her out of it but literally a couple days later she'd have her pimp come pick her up and put her back to work. Didn't know I was driving her places at first, she'd always have me take her to a friends house and I'd chill in the driveway for a few minutes. Wasn't until I spent like 2 hours in the driveway that I went inside and found her on her knees with like 5 dicks in a line she was working on that I realized what was going on

>>723012368
Spoiler they dont give a single fuck

>>723004755
ohh my god you're a faggot.

>>723012688
Jesus man, that's fucked up. :(

Nice dubs though.

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I payed pictures of Mt ex here on /b/ then I doxxed her, n a couple is you faggots stated harassing her, naturally she knew it was me as I was the only one with those particular pics.. she hates me so bad now, I've never felt worse. dumbest most petty thing I ever did..

>>723012724
Try again.

They're fuckheads that would hang shit on me at every available opportunity.

i.e. they're Australians.

>>723013028
>I posted* pictures of My ex here on /b/ then I doxxed her, n a couple is you faggots stated harassing her, naturally she knew it was me as I was the only one with those particular pics.. she hates me so bad now, I've never felt worse. dumbest most petty thing I ever did..

> motherfucking autocorrect

>>723013028
neat
post pics of ex

>>723012724
This

Also they know

>>723013028
Well what are you waiting for? Let's see those n00dz.

>>723013147

>>723013164
hahaha fuck you nigger

>>723013028
that's why I'd never post nudes

>>723011273
Holy shit anon, I'm in the exact same boat as you

>>723013140
>>>723013028 (You)
I posted* pictures of My ex here on /b/ then I doxxed her, n a couple of you faggots started harassing her, naturally she knew it was me as I was the only one with those particular pics.. she hates me so bad now, I've never felt worse. dumbest most petty thing I ever did..
>> motherfucking autocorrect
>last fuckin time
i been hittin the rum

>>723013291
fucks wrong with you, just do it
you've already done it once, so you clearly have no morals

>>723012933
Meh. I was friends with her pimp so he'd set things up for her that I requested like gangbangs and shit

>>723004755
my predominate fetish is giantess vore with full tour digestion that ends in diapers

>>723013440
fuck off cuck
get your own bitch n u post

I moved back into my parents home because i'm takinga gap year, they are retired and on a 6mth vacation in Europe at the moment. Over the last 2 months my neighbors daughter has been coming over and wrecking my cock and balls every afternoon/evening before dinner and nobody but us know.

>>723013555
nah, I have respect for the women I date, unlike you

>>723011273
Rest assured, this is the reality for the the vast majority of people, most just don't want to admit it.

>>723013549
You requested your sister to be gangbanged? Why? And did you watch?

>>723013736
Watched a few times. As for why, we'd been fucking for a while so I eventually brought it up one of the times she was chilling at my place and she agreed to it

>>723004755
cheated on the wife again, she just started trusting me after the 2 "second chances already"

>>723014182
You were fucking your sister already? Before or after she started the heroin? How did this start? I need more details.

>>723011975
Oh, okay. It's just my body trying not to die. Gotcha. Hahaha

Nah, but that sounds about right. I smoke in the morning and at night. Not really an in-between. So I suppose it's just my body coughing all day to get out last night's smoke or some shit.

Thanks for clearing that up, anon.

>>723014295
After the heroin but didn't know for several years that she was using.

probably going to do the AF ADAPT program, realizing most of my problems is the over indulgence of alcohol

>>723013647
> women

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This week I'm going to fail the bar exam for the third time.

It keeps looking like despite being very educated, experienced, worldly and well spoken that I'm just too dumb to pass.

In reality, I just have no drive, because I'm am addict. So many people close to me who support and mentor me would be heartbroken if they knew the truth about their prodigal son.

Pic unrelated.

>>723014329
no problem anon

>>723014420
So how did you guys start fucking? I need to know.

I think, ultimately, I like being miserable, and that's why I do nothing to try to change my life and just give in so easily.
I also think that, in some retarded way, cutting myself gives me courage to go out and face the world, like I know more than the people around me and it's this secret I hold with myself. That and it takes my mind off things of course, sort of like an emotional reset button.

>>723012743
I'm well aware.

>>723013603
how old are you and how old is she?

>>723015149
She used to sell pot in high school. Found out and had her start blowing me to keep it secret.

>>723015626
29, she turned 12 last week

>>723004755
Same for me, except I only smoke about 2 every couple of months. A pack lasts me many months. Something about waiting long makes it so enjoyable. Can't really put my finger on it.

>>723016011
Enjoy your visit from the FBI

i fap to this
https://twitter.com/SeattleUnicorn

Im just really depressed and everyday is the same and doesn't feel like it will get better. The only thing that keeps me happy is music and playing guitar but that only gets me so far

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I smoke 2-3 packs a day.

>>723015846
I have the weirdest boner right now. Can you describe the first conversation you two had on this subject?

>>723016431
Depression is part of what pushed me to start smoking. I'm glad to hear you can find a creative outlet in your guitar playing. Keep that up.

>>723016373
>Member of the resistance
Do these retards seriously think the country is being occupied by a foreign power or something?

>>723016640
Literally went

>So you're selling pot... in school
>Yep
>You suck my dick and I'll keep my mouth shut
>Ok

Was literally it since we were between classes when I caught her doing it.

>>723017039
Wow. Just "okay", no "oh my god, WHAT?!" or anything? Your sister doesn't sound like she cares about much.

>>723016653
Thank you bro that does mean a lot. I hope all is well with you

>>723017205
Not really no. Think the shock of it all and the fact that there were people around made less dramatic then one would think. She spazzed out more at home once school was over.

>>723017250
I'll hang in there. I hope you do too.

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Jerked it to a corpse once. Still wonder how she died, I assume she was in the water for a period of time.

Every time someone asks me what I do in my spare time I say "nothing".

This means masturbate.

I suspect this is obvious.

>>723017545
You literally aren't fooling anyone.

>>723017401
Spazzed out how? How'd that one go?

i smoke weed by myself in my room because I have more fun smoking by myself than with other people.

>>723017604
As suspected. It's probably considered in poor taste to say it, though. Like, don't as me what I do in my spare time if you don't really want to know.

>>723017701
Like literally lost her shit once she realized her drug thing was possibly exposed. It was basically her begging me to not tell anyone and shit which I didn't have any intention of doing anyways.

>>723017846
Just as long as she gave you some dome? How often did you have her blowing you? Did she end up getting into it and liking it or did she obviously hate it?

>>723017996
She was cool with it as long as I didn't try to pull any facial abuse type stuff. Blew me once in a while as I was mainly cool with seeing her tits on occasion. Stopped when I joined the military and only picked back up once I found out she was being prostituted out.

>>723017545
>>723017604
>tfw you always say 'nothing' because you just don't do anything worth mentioning
>don't even masturbate
Man I hope people don't think I'm some gigantic pervert then. I have the exact opposite problem.

>>723018227
Wow, man. So how do you feel about all of this in retrospect?

>>723018635
Wish I had gotten her to do more shit

>>723008733

kek

do you get to drug them professionally (ex. dentist), or is this a Bill Cosby situation? or?

>>723004755
i shot someone for robbing me at a drug deal

>>723019528
Good. Fucker deserved it.

>>723009931

grow the fuck up little snowflake.

You know who used to be kept as "pets"? Roman slaves. Rich Romans kept attractive kiddies as "pets". Actually, legally non-human. Actually, legally property. The Romans could do *whatever* they wanted to the pet - in the public square if they wanted. They fucked those kids etc. 100% legal. 100% pets.

Now re-examine your life you sick fuck and grow the fuck up.

>I'm only serious

http://www.humanitiesresource.com/classical/articles/roman_sexuality.htm

>>723017499
how did u have access to see the corpse? did u cum on her? did u spread her legs open or something?

>>723009931
Join the army and stfu, otherwise be happy you can enjoy permaneet status

>>723013028

you little faggots do that disrespectful shit and don't even do the math to think about the consequences before hand.

every single one of you degenerates gets exactly what you deserve

>>723009931
>My cash at hand is just RM120/$40
where in Malaysia? next time I'm in the area I'll happily fuck you for cash, might be enough for a deposit to move out

>>723013028
>Posts pics on 4chan
>Surprised when something happens
You brought this on yourself m8

>>723019696
It was just a pic on the internet you psycho.

>>723005163
Don't do it anon

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>>723020125
I was shitfaced when I did it, n we just got done fighting on the phone... I was kinda happy when it was happening but then the drunk wore off the next day n felt like a scumbag.. still do

I have the address of a meth lab, i want to go there and steal their money.

just dont have the balls to do it.

>>723020709
Where is it? Like I'm not asking you to post the address, but what city/town?