Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722971373
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>722988123
>3D
Let's not disappoint /ourguy/.
https://a.pomf.cat/kxvvfb.gif
tfw molested as a child both in internet and rl
Kms
>>722987840 (You)
Well, if you say so. I'll have to try some sometime, then!
Maybe I should send you some!
>>722988224
>Wow hi, where's that stream?
Saturday was cancelled due to a dental emergency. Next scheduled stream is on Tuesday night!
>>722988511
What are the streams about exactly?
claimed
>>722988637
>>722988504
Who hurt you on the internet good memester?
>>722987305
Depends how you play the games~
>>722987410
Don't worry about the plate, Louise~
Came out crunchy and sweet, perfectly matched with the tea~
Hi thread, I rated via voice the first few dozen waifus in the previous thread for you to listen too if you want. If you don't want to listen I understand as this is more of a text board.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfYXvV2IYc
best girls
Katsumi
>>722988612
It's a pair of legs with a voice and a cute pupper, playing video games.
>>722988692
Daily reminder of /ourguy/
>>722988799
>twigs
>legs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>722988844
Holy shit what happened?
>>722988799
Interesting. It's like a commentary or something?
What game is that? Your dog's cool.
>>722988929
Kongou went to HWNDU and became the meme known as Dead/pol/
>>722988907
Stop
>>722988612
It's nothing to do with fucking dogs.
>>722988702
Alright~
Those do sound very pleasant! What sort of tea did you have?
Saber claimed
>>722988844
/MWGA/
>>722988705
>Quitting before rating best girl
Sorry i fell asleep again.
>>722989030
That one was Doom.
Are you not familiar with game streams? Someone plays a game and talks to their audience, acting entertaining or engaging in some way. I don't listen to the streams all that much, but mostly, yeah, she comments on what's going on, expresses frustration, cracks lame jokes, yells ROBOT HOOOOOOOUSE and so on.
>>722989234
YOU'RE best girl!
>>722989072
When was this?
>>722989090
Who, why?
>>722989293
Did you at least read what people replied to you?
>>722989294
>You're
But Louise is best girl, not Louise-claimer!
>>722989293
she looks a lot like taiga
>>722989381
Some hours ago, was pretty funny.
http://wiki.suicide.cc/doku.php?id=dead_pol
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>>722989294
Yes but I'm used to them screaming at the top of their lungs like little girls pretending to be scared.
>>722988844
im the black guy on right
I am the King, I am the leader of battle and war
I am the Legion, I am the bringer of light
>>722989417
WRONG!
>>722989508
>Yes but I'm used to them screaming at the top of their lungs like little girls pretending to be scared.
Pretty sure if Alice screamed her throat would literally pack up it bags and walk the fuck out
>>722989511
Hello
>>722988844
>>722989598
Think there will be a thread Monday?
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj4CLMMWQ1k
>>722988844
Truly a hero we don't deserve.
>>722988705
10/10
>>722988702
I try to do almost everything. Side areas and bosses, don't care about achievements though. How long are these Neptunia games?
>>722989598
Thank you~
I know you are but what am I?
My dogs are funny. Poodle's pretending to chew and hide something to trick my Golden into thinking I gave her food. They're so smart and she's always pushing her buttons.
>>722989668
faggot
>>722988705
What even is the point of judging what you know absolutely nothing about?
>>722989789
now i just thing you're a larper
post pic if of you with dong in dog.
>>722989288
Tomoko claimed!
>>722989923
>>722989886
No lol.
I guess I'm not the only guy into dogs here, huh?
>>722989176
Yup, Yup!
I actually made a tea out of the strawberries leftovers, added some mint for freshness and I used white tea leaves~
>>722989716
I want to complete them almost 100%, in total it would take you around 5-6 months (?)
>>722990064
They be New and don't know the thing
>>722989668
I don't see why not.
>>722989737
Cute, that's what.
>>722990161
pics or you're a fucking liar.
Post you giving dog ur bone or ur just LARPing
claimed
>>722990161
Dog is too stringy, IMO
>>722990248
Tbh, you're all new.
>>722990186
That sounds really pleasant..I just have a mix I use I bought
>>722990341
W-Well thank you!
>>722990345
this.
>>722989507
i added nobody#5930 on discord
what now
>>722989789
My pup managed to hide tenis balls and bones in surprising places. Under coaches out of reach seem to be the most common. Then they disapear, she manages to get them
>>722990432
Did you manage to get the people together for the game?
Discord is still open to join
https://discord.gg/ezrFyVm
>>722990570
Georgette anon's dogs can hide HIS bone in their vaginas.
>>722990469
now have a discussion with him, he needs more friends
>>722990419
Please you make it sound like there are enough older people to make us all new.
>>722990570
My GSD and Golden love to dig and bury stuff outside sometimes. And they run around with sticks in their mouths.
My poodle is a bit more laid back but she's intelligent.
My husky girl is insane and energetic all the time.
It's cool watching their different personalities interact with each other. They're great.
>>722990630
I will join. Double the shitpost potential!!!
>>722988821
I dont appreciate you lewding my waifu
>Hamakaze claimed
>>722990570
Yeah, although one flaked. We're playing right now. They just found a hidden door and a gigantic spider.
>>722990888
Damsels and Demons? Always wanted to play but my groups never made it far.
Hope you have a good DM otherwise it's a shit show.
>>722990888
I wanna just hop in as a temporary character for 30 minutes and be useful and entertaining then just leave
I'm weird
I'm watching Reqiuem for a Dream on Netflix right now.
>Be excited!
>Be, be excited!
>>722990341
Are you just here to shill for that cunt?
>>722991159
Have you heard the best line of the movie yet?
You'll know if you have.
>>722990186
Think I'm on the third planet/world in Hyperdimension VII. Played 12h so far.
>>722990359
more legs
>>722991038
Nah, a TTRPG similar to it that I wrote.
I'm the DM, so I like to think they have a good DM behind em.
>>722991131
It'd probably take you longer than 30 minutes to make a character
Helllo!
>>722991252
Which would that be?
It's a really great movie so hard to choose.
>>722990653
Yeah, I heard
Not sure how I feel, but I'm sure its alright
>>722990733
Do they hold the sticks like a cigar? When they are smaller, thats how my dog does it. Always cracked me up
Sounds great
>>722990888
Oh shit! Giant spider!
Do you know how crazy a giant spider would be? If bear-sized, you would need anti-tank rounds
>>722991406
Ay there
>>722991440
Hi fran whats good? Got anything cool going down tonight?
>>722991377
Every DM thinks they are a good DM.
Either way, good luck.
>>722991412
It's when ol' girl prostitutes herself for drug money. Classic scene. Pacha Perfect Scene.
>>722990432
If you manage to, I'd recommend you to buy actual leaves and such, the taste is really better, plus imagine all the combinations you could experiment!
>>722991281
Already?
Mmh, oh yeah, what takes most time is achieving the true route later and levels and easter eggs/events.
>>722991536
There are multiple endings?
>>722991509
All my DMs were insecure about their DMing. Then again I only had one.
>>722991406
hello shino
>>722991509
The one about patty chicks?
I think the best line is when the TV announcer says
>This one... Drives people....
>Crazy
with that face lol
>>722991704
Hello i don't think we've met. I heard there was an ayaya. Shes great im super happy to see her in thread.
Cant wait for the blue ray release of pretty days tbh.
how are you doing.?
>>722991700
Hey miku how are you?
>>722991440
They're hitting it with swords and acid and stuff. Punching it too, also. Also injecting it directly with thunder potion.
>>722991509
I don't think EVERY dm thinks so, but I see your point.
Thank you!
>>722991536
I'll totally have to give that a shot, then
but I don't know how to use actual leaves..
>>722991683
Yes. Mk2 has multiple endings, rebirth 1,Megadimension and victory, has 3.
>>722991821
I can teach you!
My thesis for finals was all about tea~
>>722991797
I think I was in one of your karen/aya.shino threads on /c/ the other day but no one else was posting while I was.
I'm doing okay you?
>>722991700
I had the opposite experience then.
All my DMs were self assured and confident in their ability to DM, but we usually never got through character creation or at best a few turns.
>>722991782
Nah, it's when they ask the old men showering them with money what position they want them in next, and this one creeper pulls out a double-donger and calmly demands "Ass to ass."
And they do Ass to Ass using the double-donger.
Gotta earn that smack.
>>722991821
I must have had the opposite experience completely. I've never heard one of my DMs ever say anything about them having problems or issues, but in hind sight we never got into a game.
>>722991797
Great, today was quite relaxing even though not much went on.
Started playing Smite and also picked up on a new show to watch.
What about you?
>>722991483
Did some D&D. And trying to study some. Probably going to grab some food soon.
>>722991700
For one of the games I am in, he seems to rely a lot on dice. We of course had some shitty encounters, and have been carried by an NPC
>>722991821
Oh course, a few things mean a giant spider wouldn't work out in real life. Stupid square-cube law!
>>722992047
Sweet, Yeah i made a shino one. Someone posted tons of stuff and it made me so pumped. I just checked on it a second ago still some good stuff getting posted.
That's cool tho.
Yeah im doing ok i had a busy day like moving. Now im just relaxing playing Last of Us on ps4.
Kinda bored.
>>722992069
Lol that shit's fucked though.
I feel bad for people who live that way. If only I could help them somehow.
>>722991997
Hmm, that might be pretty helpful!
>>722992069
DMing is scary, I don't think I'm confidant, but I do think I'm good at it.
>>722992126
I think it's for the best we don't have giant spiders
>>722992098
ah smite i just cant get into it but who knows maybe i will give it another shot.
Do you play heroes? i played on Eu the other day with karen and it was pretty fun. My lag isnt too terrible just sucks i dont have any of my heroes on eu.
>>722992189
I want a yoko poster so bad, why is kinmoza so underrated?
here
>>722992098
Also starting Smite, Bacchus is my favorite so far
>>722992315
But they would be so cute! And we already have some pretty big ones. T. Stirmi's have a legspan of a full foot! They can even way 6 ounces
>>722992315
Well, I think you know where to find me, besides here~
>>722990731
There are, newfag.
Why do you think /waifu/ is great again?
>>722991997
That's a lot if I want to see them all.
Are Rebirth 2 and 3 same as Mk2 and Victory?
>>722992069
Aww. What happened for the groups to disband?
I didn't finish any campaign either but I still have a handful of hours playing them.
>>722992126
>getting carried by NPCs
That doesn't sound too rewarding, on the other hand I remember when one of my characters died rather shortly after creation. Felt horrible.
>>722992365
I'm enjoying it quite a lot and so far the sheer interest I have in all these character designs and ability kits I've never seen before is more than enough to make me want to play more.
Yee, I do play heroes and would love to get on a few matches with you some day.
Autists enjoy repetition and I pretty much only play Li Li and Chromie. Altho I bought Lúcio and so far I'm loving it.
Do you remember how much ping you had?
>>722992546
I pretty much only played Ymir and that one Egyptian archer and barely know about any other god, altho I have my eyes set on Nox and might buy her soon.
>>722991440
>Do you know how crazy a giant spider would be? If bear-sized, you would need anti-tank rounds
If it was bear-sized, it wouldn't be able to breathe and would die.
>>722992546
>>722992879
Nemesis is best
>>722992546
I have minor arachnophobia
so
that sounds pretty hellish
>>722992685
The Dischord, right?
>>722992976
Feel free to sell me on her. What makes her the best?
>>722991440
No they hold it sideways and run at breakneck speeds across the yard.
>>722992879
Character creation ate up most of the time. Since it was new groups, everyone wanted new characters on the campaign.
So about 4 of us would roll characters, I did one roll per stat and what all while they would roll for the perfect bullshit stats.
After they spent nearly an hour finishing up we would start the campaign but immediately people would horse off.
>I attack the nearest person
>The nearest persons is up the street, it will take you a turn to move
>Do I have magic?
>No.
>A bow?
>You have an inventory, look at it
>... I throw my sword
>You sure?
>Yes
>Roll
>Which one?
>Shiiiiiii
Now do this 4 times. This would take about an hour per rotation.
And since I was younger, about 10 years ago, we couldn't stay out until whenever. We would meet maybe 4 times and then fall off, one member at a time. One time our DM dropped the campaign, said "Thought we were joking?"
>>722993081
Basically unstoppable ganks
She can slow while stealing defences, and double damage on her 1, put up a shield and dash away
She's Thanatos levels of gank, but more versatile overall
>>722992879
Basically. Also my character died and managed to be reincarnated as an ogre magi. Now I have a bunch of crazy spell like abilities. I am not sure how I like the actual campaign.
The reason he gave us him is because "the system is really hard and unforgiving, so I have to give a powerful NPC to help you survive"
I also hardly k ow what most of them do. I have played a lot of league, so I at least know how to play
>>722992950
Yeah, but in a phantasy set to g you only ignore the parts of physics that arent fun!
>>722993232
What system you using? 5e? 3.5? Pathfinder?
>>722992977
Poor girl. I like spiders
>>722993138
Awwww cute!
>>722993369
Literally no one cares.
>>722993369
I couldn't remember if I tried. I just remember we were at some place that hosted DnD and helped newer players, trouble is we had a guy saying he knew how to DM.
All I remember is we were using some DnD book with a preset adventure just to do something.
Have mercy with the interrogation, this was almost a decade ago fampai.
>>722993232
Good god, I don't think I could DM for those people without some in-universe consequences.
>You throw your sword, narrowly hitting him (assuming a good roll)
>He cries out for guards, several of which rush you
>Short combat, he ends up being thrown in jail to hang
>>722993369
I used to, to be honest.
Finally fell asleep
>suddenly slav party on balcony above
At least I got a couple hours of sleep.
Can't attach pic on phone reee
>>722992790
Exactly.
I'd recommend just to unlock the normal one first and the True one after.
>>722992977
>Lucky seven
Yup, or Telegram, whatever you prefer, doesn't really matter to me~
>>722991440
>Do you know how crazy a giant spider would be? If bear-sized, you would need anti-tank rounds
That web could be pretty handy though..
>>722993463
About what?
>>722993524
Oh! It was that long ago. I thought it was recent.
Normally you can find alright DMs and players, but a lot of people can be a bit shitty
>>722993539
O-oh
What else happened in the game?
>>722993645
Thick as my arm and strong as a bridge cable
>>722993539
I don't even think our DM thought further than "Did he hit him or not?" because half the time he was laughing like he was tripping shrooms
>>722993722
And I should point out it was a few friends and I after school. Believe it or not, it didn't last long.
カラミチーマス
>>722993603
Afraid I only have Dischord.
>>722993722
Well, a big ol' trap just took more than half a PC's HP, so they're frightened and looking around a lot more now.
They're mucking around in a [[SEKRIT]] pool and I don't think they'll figure out what it is.
>not sure if someone is lurking
>>722993840
Well, that's good, then! It's good to have players and the DM match up like that
>>722993369
>Yeah, but in a phantasy set to g you only ignore the parts of physics that arent fun!
Could you have a character with a giant spider mount? I want a giant spider mount.
>>722993840
Sometimes happens...
>>722993899
Oooh! Always check for traps. Punish them for being stupid.
>>722994016
I have done such a thing. It was pretty great.
>>722994016
If you try hard enough and pay a nice monster tamer!
>>722994110
Nah, it's their first dungeon. That's why there's a trap there and a healing pool right after.
>>722993232
Dang. Most of what I played was through the internet so there wasn't the problem of not being able to be out late and stuff.
>>722993293
>She's Thanatos levels of gank
That's not part of my vocabulary yet, but I still appreciate the reference. The kit sounds cool though.
>>722993369
>reincarnated as an ogre magi
That sounds quite cool though.
Are you playing on NA or EU? Wondering because Mugen has like 2 Europe accounts or something.
Hots is still my moba of choice lately, it's just the perfect no brainer to have a good time with friends.
>>722989636
hay
>>722994741
How are you today?
>>722994578
If you like mages, Hel is a pretty good choice, if you get a huge mana pool and max out cooldown, you can unleash a constant torrent of ability spam, half of her abilities even heal her
I've had some pretty great games as her
>>722994855
>>722994943
Its nice to see you. Sorry its ehh for you
>>722994263
All the more reason! Teach them now!
3 sessions into the first game I DMed I killed a PC. I was an idiot and let them use Pathfinder's point buy system, which led to our ranger having 8 CON, but 18 DEX and 16 STR. Little did he k ow the module I was running had some enemies with CON damage poison...
>>722994578
Luckily one of them in polymorph at will, so only Elf-senpai knows I'm not a halfling anymore.
NA, ive mostly played with Aki, Umi, and Mugen's smurf account
Sunlocked if you want to add me
>>722994895
Bacchus a best. Amazingly tanky, some CC, and an engage? Sign me the fuck up!
>>722995211
Well, we'll see how the rest of the dungeon goes.
I have killed off one PC ever
Everyone in my usual group quite the campaign when someone dies
so
I can't.
>>722995151
it's kay~
>>722995211
I had an oddly amazing assault game, I was given Cobraken, didn't buy any damage upgrades, but got the most kills on my team
I consistently held up 5v1 battles while my team respawned
>>722995588
Anything I can do to help?
>>722993899
No worries!
It's no problem for me. I'll leave you here today as I'll be going to sleep. Feel free to contact me~
Goodnight~!
>>722995686
Alrighty, see ya~ Sweet dreams.
>>722995665
help me with what? tell me what kind of computer you have
>>722995686
bye-bye~
>>722995843
Anything. I have an Acer Aspire V
>>722995954
sounds expensive
i just want a laptop to play current vidya
>>722995486
Oh, those quiters!
How are your dice rolls? Mine are always absolute garbage. In the past 2 years, I have lost 5 characters. 2 were from self inflicted damage, critical fail home rule that I hate. Make an attack roll against yourself or a brutal table. Have gotten more than a few critical hits against myself, two fatally. 1 from a game ending TPK, no one was that intrested in the campaign so we did that to start a new one. And one because a friend if mine is a retard. We were breaking a buddy out of a prison so he charms the guard, but then immediately tries to attack him. The charm ends and he runs to get other guards. Oh, and the last one was because I took two consecutive crits, still managed to survive with only a few negative hit points, but the cleric was out of spells and fucked up his heal check.
>>722995604
Nice! He also seems fun to play. Only have played him a few times though
>>722996254
I got it for around 500. I can run new games on low which is nice I think for how much I spent. How old are you?
>>722996363
im older than you
how much should i spend on a laptop to play vidya on high settings?
>>722996295
They do that
Mine are usually pretty decent, but have been pretty awful lately. Critfails abound.
With my system, if you critfail, you take 1d4 for each level you are, piercing damage.
Sounds like you do have pretty rotten luck. It's not easy to die in my system, though, unless it's a TPK.
>>722996490
Lewd. A lot more then 500. People I know spend at least a grand to get a laptop that can do that. Im no expert but I think about 800 could put you together a pretty nice desktop
>>722988504
My cousin made me touch his dick as a kid
I didn't realize at the time how weird that was
>>722996295
I started playing Smite again
Man, fuck Kulkankan and his stupid high damage
>>722996719
8 hunter... that's a lot of money. maybe i'll just stick to an xbox....
>>722996635
Oh, and there was that Warhammer 40k game where I never rolled a 3 or above on a bunch of d6. That was maximum salt
>>722996760
Thats the Mayan dragon, right? He does hurt
>>722996760
Kukulkan is my most played god tbh
>>722996935
Pros are you only need to upgrade parts on your pc to keep up to date and you dont need to pay for online but with your budget maybe a console would be better
>>722996948
He gains damage based on his mana increases too, it's bullshit, really
Tanks have to build exclusively to defend against him
>>722996935
What games do you have in the xbone?
>>722996948
That does sound pretty shitty
what's your favorite system?
>>722997056
So should I buy a desktop since the parts are easier to replace?
>>722997148
huph you're prolly think my taste in games are impure >.>
>>722997137
Book of Thoth is lit on him
>>722997283
Lemme hear them
>>722997283
Well it would be cheaper in the long run just a bit more up front. Besides dont you want a computer too?
>>722997372
Never tried thoth
I'll give him a shot though
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