>Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you today? How

can I get a LARGE coffee, 2 cream 2 sugars.

>>722986140
Can I get a large vanilla latte?
>Yes, sure, etc.
Thank you :)

>>722986140
can i be served by someone who doesnt look like he molests children please?

COFFEE BRO

>>722986140
go eat a huge fucking dick u faggot i'm just here to end everyone's miserables fucking lifes with this bomb here, DIE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIIT
>*proceeds to explode himself*

roundhouse his from across the counter

Get on the ground bobba, or I will end your fucking life desu~

>>722986140
Venti skim 2 pump fappucino

Nothing. Where is your bathroom? I have to take a huge shit

Venti salted caramel mocha pls
>but sir, that's a seasonal drink
IT'S SEASONAL WHEN I SAY IT'S SEASONAL U FUCKING BITCH
>y-yes sir

>>722986140

Tea. Milk and 2. Ta.

>>722986140
Welcome to Trump's America, boy

>>722986271
cuck

>>722986140
>Medium coffee please
>Any sugar or cream?
>Yah, i'll do it myself though.
>We do that sir*fat shit eating grin*
>Go and walk to 7/11 across street so i can get a coffee as i think about making america great again

can I get a grande java chip

thanks BRAH

grande white chocolate mocha extra shot of espresso

>>722986140
Venti Tuxedo Mocha.
>Then I pay because all the Starbucks baristas know my name.
I have a problem

>>722986140
Grande vanilla bean Frappuccino, extra cream.

>>722986664
I bet your fat bald ass drives a lifted Dodge Ram

>>722986140
hello. may i have a large coffee, please.

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>>722986140
can i get one hamburger pls with fries

>>722986140
Venti iced coffee with mocha. No cream or anything.

>>722986140
can i order some dubs please

>>722986140

can i get a The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice

and make it quick, i don't have all day

I'll ask for a nice dick suckin they'll give it to me only cucks work at starcucks.

>>722986140
Can we make america great again?

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>>722986356

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>>722986567

>>722986140
Still happy you chose to read Dostoevsky instead of studying something useful?

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>>722987132
a cummins bro, a cummins

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Big Mac please.

*Burps*
*Dons MAGA hat*

>WHY AREN'T YOU HIRING MORE HARD WORKING AMERICANS LIKE ME.

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>>722987908
This freaking guy

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>>722988113
because you're not on your tools faggot

http://www.skysimulation.de/tauschen.php?a=22974

please help me just klick on the link

>>722986140
let me get the special of the day (;

>>722988011
I don't speak jive

Y-yeah, let me look at the text my...My girlfriend sent. She wants a venti soy latte and her son's father wants a vanilla bean frappe..

Ha ha

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>>722986140
grande hot BLACK coffee
>room for cream?
...no

>>722986140
I'd like a venti mocha frappe with a carmel swirl plz.

A green tea Frappuccino with coconut milk, no base, no sugar, 4 scoops of matcha, one scoop of vanilla, and no whip cream.

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>>722988383
of course you don't frenchy

>>722986140
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ein Viertel Grüner Veltliner, bitte.

I'll have a venti caramel frap extra caramel and the love my father never gave me.

>>722986140
Nothing you anti 2nd Amendment communist bastards

Venti Iced Mocha, thanks famalam

>>722986140
Can you please get your coworker?

I'm not spending 7 dollars to be served coffee by a guy.

One large coffee 2 cream, 4 sugar

>>722986140
>I want a beer and a cheese sandwich.

Because I'm a dick who always makes jokes that they hear all day but I think I'm a fucking comic genius.

>>722986140
I would like to see a female barrista's pussy.

>>722986140
the release of death

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>>722988901
Will this do?

>>722989279
Thank you so much, samefag!

>>722989327
The pleasure's all mine, samefag!

"I need one of those vanilla bean frozen drinks, large please."

>>722986140
>pumpkin spice latte, extra hot, no foam
>the name's Trump