>be me >11 years old at the time >have to go to some

Interested.

You have my interest

>>722985979
Continue pls

>>722985979
Why tf did u have spaghetti in ur pockets? R u sure ur not the retarded autist?

Cont nigger

>>722986352
Lurk Moar you filthy jew

>>722986352
This is a valid question.

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>>722985979
Anon's Biblical adventures Pt 2:

>After all the "wacky" fun activities with jesus during the day we all hit the hay for the night (I figured it was around 7:30, but I don't know for sure since they wouldn't tell us the time)
>Guys slept in the basement in a little side room
>girls slept on the second floor, up two flights of stairs
>I kind of forgave chad #2 for shoving me since he was all i had as a friend for the weekend (the coughing autist is out of the question)
>chad 1, chad 2 and loudfag make a plan to spy on the girls when one of the two counsellors (let's call him beardman) fell asleep
>When we arrived in the bunk bed room to sleep there was something a little weird going on
>tfw huge ball of tissues with white goo leaking out was under the corner bunk
>not kidding it was at least 3ft in diamater
>we all joke around and shit but nobody wanted that bunk

Cont?

>>722986540
continue

>>722986540
If u ask again i swear

>>722986540
Op

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>>722986540

Don't ask us to continue, you have our attention. Keep going.

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>>722986540
Pt 3:

>we put our pyjamas on and get in our bunks
>beardman warns us not to pull off anything during the night
>what a fucking asshole, but I guess he was only doing his job
>chad 1,2, loudfag and I still plan on visiting the bitches anyway because we had raging hormones
>beardman would always routine check on us every ~15 minutes
>when he came to check on us we would all make fart noises, but after a while only loudfag did it.
>beardman blames me for doing the fart noises
>thisnigga
>he pulls me out of the room and throws me in the laundry room without a matress
>tfw
>my fellow cellies were still gonna pull off the heist with or without me

Almost March in year 1 A.T. and you clowns don't have your green text stories pre-written.

We collectively deserve to be trolled

>>722987139

We do, but it's about the journey, not the destination.

>>722987109
keep going

>>722987109
kinda weak but go on

bumping to keep alive while OP types

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>>722987109
Pt 4:

>I fell asleep on some kind of yoga mat i found behind the dryer
>get woken up by knocking on the door
>I open up and what do you know! my cellies came over to rescue me
>happy as fuck, these guys didn't abandon me
>feeling like princess toadstool right now, excited af to get the heist going
>we use ninja stealth to climb the two flights of stairs leading to the girls' room
>again, like 40 of them
>pissing myself
>loudfag kept guard downstairs for beardman, but it seemed like he didn't check on us for a while so he might of fallen asleep
>what a terrible guard
>me and chad 1 are climbing up the second flight of stairs at this point
>sweating like crazy
>niagarafalls.mov
>we're almost there when we hear loudfag yell "THE BEAR HAS AWOKEN" in a whisper voice
>finna bolt downstairs yo
>we don't even hesitate, we run down two steps at a time
>i fall down the second flight of stairs
>are you fucking kidding me
>bloody nose
>we all scramble through the thin door leading to our bunkroom
>we knock a ladder down making the loudest noise since the twin towers collapsed

bumparoni

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>>722987777
holy fucking quads

Pt 5:

>beardman knocks down the door
>WHATSGOINGONHERE.avi
>we all fake scream cause we're one step ahead of him
>"o shit i just woke up at the sound of the ladder falling down", we all say
>dumbass probably believes us
>senile old man
>we see something move in the shadows of the room
>the silhouette is revealed to be none other than autist!
>he tells beardman how he heard us as we made our plan to spy on fems during the night
>this fucking snitch
>i got ratted on by an autist who coughs like a dog

>>722988161
Then what!?
>inb4 everyone walked the dinosaur

>>722988161
i want more

also checked
>>722987777

>>722988161
This isn't going anywhere is it?

>>722988161
are you gonna leave like this you faggot

>>722988344
Check yourself my friend

>>722988161
Don't tell me this is it. 2/10, for wasting my time. Didn't even answer my spaghetti question.

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>>722988161
Pt 6: THE FINALE

>next morning
>beardman doesn't let us eat the good food (eggs, bacon, french toast etc,)
>this nigga gave us cat food
>tfw
>overhear girls talking about how we were gonna spy on them during the night before
>feelsbadman
>me and my chums all sitting at the corner table, all miserable
>except for autist who's hanging out with my crush and her stacy friends
>thatbringsmypisstoaboil.mp4
>after eating food fit for a slave we all went outside to go walk in the forest to purify our soul or some shit
>my crush surprisingly walks next to me
>she starts up a conversation about my heist last night
>embarassment.flac
>i confess everything about the heist, then she says something along the lines of:
>"That's kind of sweet and creepy at the same time"
>when a girl tells you that you know it's not a good sign
>beta me asks for her number anyway
>she gives me her number
>fuck yeah.
>after our walk in the woods she gives me a hug (FEELSGOOD WHEN YOU'RE 11 MAN)
>we all go home since it was the end of the camp
>I call the number when i get home
>tfw rejection hotline

Fin

>>722988845
it's a meme you dip

>>722988717
OP is a fag confirmed.

>>722988953
well that was underwhelming op

>>722988953
Dissatisfying ending/10. Kys OP.

>>722988953
>plot twist: I'm the autist!

Good thing I was taking a shit. I'm glad this started and ended while I was here in the bathroom handling dis bidness

>>722989308
This went on for atleast a solid half hour. Fix ur bowels man.

>>722989104
So's my dick tbh

>>722989423
This