Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722951401
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Can you believe those 2 guys spamming emoticons xd
Claim :o
Claiming best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_sTTYXcwc
>>722960636
See >>722960555
>>722960691
Annoying xd
Claim
>>722960853
old man
@ New T-E-E-Nsites Board Op@ned. @
http://sexy-gerlz.pw/
>>722960811
>>722960888
No
>>722960818
Sounds interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC5TsSyNjU
still here
>>722961124
yes
<3
>>722961097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLL46xkdlY
FUCK HAMBURGERS
>>722961340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLd1YdmIwA
>>722961127
Also has a bit of Lovecraftian theme going on..
>>722961472
Who
カラミチーマス
You're all fucking losers and you are all going to die sad and alone.
Claiming.
Hello everyone!
>>722961097
Hai Karen
>>722961237
No
>>722961524
Really contemplative music from this whole series.
I added to my playlist.
>>722961625
You seem like you'd be a great addition to the discord server.
>>722961544
Whotsukaze!
Kasumi is qt, you are a qt
>>722961666
Hiya devil trips, how are you?
>>722961544
>>722961544
>>722962081
or you don't talk to anyone
>>722962114
MMMMMOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
>>722962125
I said hi, but no one replied.
>>722961911
>you are qt
>>722961915
Acadie
>>722961939
NIGGA
AND
TIDDIES
What a hugbox tbh smh
>>722962114
Delete this immediately you fucking pedophile
subhumans like you should be executed publicly
>>722962081
Ill talk to you about whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmsuxO5rfEU
>>722961911
I'm good. Don't even feel tired.. well, perhaps just a little bit.
How are you?
>>722961665
Hai Lain.
>>722962114
delet this
>>722961911
Good job with the text, Karen.
>>722962169
say hi to someone you want to talk with next time
>>722962221
Do you know of any good energy boosters? Literally have been feeling as if I am dying everyday.
>>722962231
Hello, nice to meet you, how are you hanging?
>>722962160
>>722962263
>>722962081
Same
>>722962385
Sorry haven't been in this place ever since like 2013. I forgot about the avatar protocol.
>>722962533
Organic oranges have always worked for me. Lots of them
>>722962533
I'm good. Just a bit tired. How are you?
>>722962614
Almost fallen angel
>>722962309
Im not sure if I did it right dess
>>722962231
That's a good feel dess
I'm really caught up in the he will not divide us stuff that's happening right now, a waifu-er went on the stream!
Really having fun
>>722962180
you are
a
qt
>and still noone talks to me
Kill me.
>>722962180
Poutine
>>722962764
He will not divide us stuff? What's that about?
>>722962081
I'm not in much of a talkative mood, but I'd like to take a moment to compliment you on your claim. Lain a best.
>>722962776
Could you please not do this pity stuff? Really?
Start up a topic of conversation with someone, ask them what they do, where they're from, etc. Don't post and expect to get people to talk to you, dess.
Are you posting because you're bored? When'd you start posting?
>>722962899
WITNESSED
>>722962764
You
Are
A
Goatfucker
Get dunked on, kiddo
>>722962794
Deported
>>722962776
GET
SPOKEN
TO
FAGGOT
>>722962899
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy
>been a while
>>722962950
Literally who
>>722962649
no idea about that thing
>>722962950
I'm bored too
>>722963052
Can't deport a citizen :^)
>>722962950
>gets mad because someone gets no replies
>gets like fifty (You)s each time you post
You don't know the feeling of being ignored in real life and on an anonymous imageboard
>>722962776
Already did. Eat more oranges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v4882jPvyA&list=PL3410948E2468F3D5&index=43
>>722963145
>>722962754 >>722962776
>
>>722963098
Bunny no
Don't use logic, it's illegal in liberal Canada
>>722963145
Everyone goes trough this tho
>>722963052
Izuru, and there's only one way to find out for sure.
>>722963682
WITNESSED
>>722963145
I'm not going to feel sorry for you because you keep pandering for (You)'s dess, like half the people here are shunned in real life, dess. I'm not mad, I'm just showing you how to make friends and I'm trying to talk to you. I don't get you's just for coming into thread, dess.
And I'm talking to you now! Why can't we be friends?
>>722963052
literally me tbh
will you be my goat?
>>722963098
Talk to me qt
tell me how you love me
>>722962889
some anti trump movement, a livestream of some street corner and people come up and say he will not divide us etc etc
A waifu poster went there and dressed cringy and stuff and just said make waifu great again and whatever, kek. It was fun. It's gotten kinda boring now because it's just one guy repeating the chant and two black dudes with gold teeth and low slung pants just going "FUCK DONNAH TRUM". I sent one of them a text because he yelled out his number on stream kek
>>722962309
oh yeah who is this btw?
>>722962704
What's the difference from normal oranges?
>>722962754
Tired and happy, since I finally can express my autism.
>>722962776
I will talk to you and play with your blood.
>>722962899
Thank you. Why not talkative mood?
>>722963064
It's a 2011 thing. Similar to these things, except it was a mix of regular posters and trip codes, while they still had them on /b/
>>722963752
You do get (You)s for coming into thread tho
When you post everybody replies to you
>>722963395
I voted for him, I can do what I want and expect favours from him like Quebec did
>>722963752
Like Kongou loves bongos my dude
>shun me like society does
>>722963869
sounds like a fun time I don't think I was an active poster at that time
>>722963891
I don't think it's been like that for a while and it certainly wasn't like that when I started dess. You gotta find the people you like and chat them up! Make the first move, dess.
So talk to me, what's up? Were you bored and just decided to fire up the browser and head to 4chan?
>>722963922
Kongou loves her bongos
I will never shun you bby, you are my bunny.
Will you be my bongo?
>>722963752
Fucking kek. ..Did he?
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQNRgrROLU
>>722963682
Which way are you implying there, young man
>>722963752
I will be your bomb vest bb
>>722963922
>voted for him
WHY
>tfw Valcartier were welcoming refugees
>tfw they never came
Kek
>>722962588
>too stupid to do a screenshot
I'm so sorry, anon.
I forgot how fucking weird Mai's voice is
>>722964117
You're not Kongou though, my little Akbar
>>722964169
Because I voted for the local guy. I wish we could vote separately
>we've had the same liberal rep for the past 3 elections
>>722964152
Kek that fucking video
And nah the dude just ran up at the camera and pulled down his pants to show his ass
I wish I lived in new mexico so I could just blow on one of those party thing that extend the end just so I could be as annoying as possible without starting a fight
>>722964169
You'll be near my heart at all times?
>>722964117
I've been here the past 5 threads and posted in each one
>>722964400
>party things
Why can't you just do that in lebanon?
>>722963869
Chemicals and pesticides which make you feel tired. Organic is always better.
>>722964371
Meme to me, my dude. Whisper sweet memes into my ear
>>722964503
That's cool dess, who is your waifu? Where's she from? Does she do anything cool?
>>722964598
Ahhh I don't know how to explain it properly
Like, the things people have at parties that you blow into them, they make a noise and the end rolls out. when you're not blowing into them they look like snails, you know what I mean? I forgot the name of the things
>>722964762
Karen you slut, shut up.
Bb how are you?
>>722964762
I know
But why can't u use those in lebanon
>captcha: kebab mar
>>722964400
:thinking:
>I bet he's not even good
>>722964400
That and shitpost you a lil bit
>>722964794
Mashed Potato :thinking:
How's does it feel to not have pizza, you fag
>>722964112
I was active poster, but then stopped around 2013.
Lurking til 2017.
>>722964657
B-but you get high from chemicals. Amirite?
>>722964794
What's up FAG
How are you doing tonite
Did you see that he will not divide us shit, pretty lit yo
>>722964890
I can use them here
But like, I want to use them at the we will not divide us stream so I can be an annoying little shit and just meme the entire thing with the other waifu-er
remove kebab tbh
>>722964906
As long as it's you shitposting me I don't mind qt
Do you have a break right now?
>>722965066
Well not pesticides
Don't mention getting high. Im out of weed and it totally sucks.
>>722965210
Pretty hair! She has really pretty hair, dess! Who is that?
>>722965099
O bb
I'm always free on weekends tho
>>722965234
>not getting subhuman slave to bring it to you.
>>722965099
I got a little bit of cancer from it if I have to be honest.
I'm fine but I miss you Karen, where are you ;~; we need to play Siege.
>>722964906
Die.
>>722965066
why did you stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqb6zXDYkA
>>722965455
Wait what?
>>722962899
H-hi..
I don't think I've seen you around before, would you like to be my friend?
>>722965559
Yo is that a rubbu umaru
that shit is t i t e
And yeah maybe we can play soon if the internet stays like it is now, which is not disconnecting for the entire day, kek. Beautiful.
>>722965436
I dunno, I never keep track of timezones or whatever
What even are the weekends for you in canadialand?
>>722965674
Tried to live my life as a normie, but this place lured me back, when harder times hit.
>>722965741
I got a subhuman slave to bring my cigs to me, you should get a subhuman slave too.
>>722965559
Wow rude
Quick claim before I leave for work
>>722965856
Same as everyone's weekend
What are you, stupid?
>>722965860
Im too compassionate for anything like that
>>722964762
*oh shit waddup*
>>722966121
>not realizing that's how I ironically call my meatspace friend.
>>722966192
F-Fuck...
>>722965712
I'm a liberal :o
>>722966227
My friends are dogs and customers.
No need for others.
>>722965808
Oh, hello there.
No I don't believe we've met. Would you like that? I'll be your friend if you like.
>>722966277
*all your base are belong to us*
>>722966412
He's a bully, don't be his friend
>>722965860
being a normie sucks
>>722965856
It is a Rubbu umaru and I don't know how to feel about it :^(
>Karen Umaru
OH GOD DELET THIS.
Then let's hope it stays fine fam. I miss talking to my Karen I mean Ana I mean Amatsu.
>>722965887
Says you ;~;
>>722966724
>I mean Amatsu
Literally who?
Probably some kind of hugbox smh
>>722966724
rubbu don't be a big sads, be a happy
a big happy! dess!
also you forgot samidare, james deen, goldfish and tama
>>722966902
It was a fine bote tbh
would hug
>>722966501
That's an oldie but a goodie tbh
>>722967281
Why is she shitting herself? :o
>>722967281
And very occasionally Madoka.
>>722967399
>>722967281
You fucking heretic.
That's making me even sadder.
>Hibiki best bote.
>>722966902
Remember, that guy who was really nice and liked me and would erp with me and
I should stop.
>>722967377
She morphed a mini Karen to protect herself from the eyes of perverts
Although tbh, I would very much prefer if she just wore a longer skirt
>>722966412
Indeed, it is nice to meet you.
>Would you like that?
I'd like that quite a lot, thank you!
W-we could do things.. like play videogames together.. a-aand talk over voice chat!
If you'd like to, I mean. You don't HAVE to, it's just a silly idea.
>>722966501
>Accusing me of being a bully while being a bully yourself.
I mean, I didn't reject your Steam Friend Request two times in a row.
>>722967661
She could just use a black censor bar, you know, something not ridiculous
or just not censor at all :o
>>722966501
>all your base
I feel like I'm in the early 2000s all over again.
Throw in the I Hate You Myg0t videos while we're at it.
>>722967281
Same tbh
>>722967651
>erp with me
LUUL
Fucking hugboxes amirite
>>722967763
I NEVER GOT ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 send while I'm out
>>722967848
In out right now
>>722967732
There's the qt
What's up?
>>722967651
Hibiki is N O T best bote
It's a vodka chugging meme lord
Also no heresy, never heresy. Karen is the top of my heart
>>722967812
Something not ridiculous isn't really my style, dess. I have to be silly.
>>722967848
Woah dess, who are you? Hi!
>>722967862
You ERP with rubbu and not me? Why that?
>>722967910
Post more cute alice screenshots from the anime
>>722968168
Hibiki a good bote tbh fam. There are better waifu botes though
Alice best drug tbh
>>722968168
You wish I did with Rubbu
Fucking Brazils
>>722968168
please stop dessing me :(
You're pretty normal to me :o
>>722968168
>Karen is the top of my heart.
Say that to Amatsu and Ana tbh fam smh onii-sama.
Also stop saying dess you hugboxing faggot.
Also Hibiki is a top-tier bote, let me give you a good pic.
Also AMATSU ERPS WITH EVERYONE.
>>722967862
But you are a hugbox Discount.
>>722968168
Houki claimer. We've actually talked before, but timezones usually have us on at different times. I typically come around evenings/nights in the US. How's things on your side of the world?
>>722968508
>
Arisu claimu
Claiming best fish
How you doing
>>722968283
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>722968721
do you go good with salt?
>>722968721
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK IS IT THIS TIME
IS IT YOU GRAF?
>>722968345
I won't do it but it bothers me if I don't. It's the tic for this month, I think.
Well I guess being normal is cool too, but I like to make people laugh
And I like to not let people think of Karen in a lewd way!
>>722968333
Son of devil trips
Also you erp with everyone except me, apparently.
Rude
>>722968508
She is, dess. Even if I save pictures of others. I love her a lot and she changed my life for the better. Not any random character can do that.
So don't nig at me, you nigger.
>>722968283
The album is pretty good so far, btw. Very naisu
>>722968517
Ohoh, yes yes! I remember her hair and eyes, and I remember the name, but I can't remember what we talked about, I'm awfully sorry dess. Nice to meet you again! Things are plenty fine, it's getting late and I might head to bed soon to wake up for the morning classes.
>>722968668
Alice is a good claim, post some pictures with her little doll!
>>722967763
There's no need to thank me, although you are always welcome. I'm honored that you'd ask.
Of course I don't HAVE to, but I'd love to do those things, nonetheless! That sounds nice~
>>722969201
Hah, do you mean this one?
Karen seems like a goldfish to me...
I wonder if she goes good with salt (mmmm)
>>722969201
But do I really :thinking:
Rubbu ERPs with Saber all the time, I have proof
>>722968508
Nice pic :^)
>>722968772
*autistic screeching*
>>722969201
It's one of my favorites by them
Oh, hello there
It's all good, I wouldn't remember myself since it's been a while. I'm passing a bit of time before I start cooking a bit later. Might get a nap too since the weather is perfect for it.
>>722968623
>
>>722969201
I never nigged at you, you nigger.
Also, :thinking:
>>722969614
I know right?
More to come.
>>722969779
nice claim
>>722969201
>>722969434
..or would you prefer something a little more sinsister?
>>722969779
nice claim desu
>>722969844
Heretic
>>722970135
Look who's talking.
https://youtu.be/oFuMKdrzPqU
>>722969434
Karen is forgetful! Just like me!
And yes, that's the doll, Alice and her look so cute together, dess.
The fish is my avatar, someone is posting it to joke with me. Don't eat me, or Karen!
>>722969515
Yes you do I have proof
Also give me your proof
>>722969614
I think I'm too tired to properly appreciate it though, I just lost a hearthstone match because I forgot it was going
>>722969779
Hi nadeko, how are you doing tonight?
>>722969649
shibuzuru
>>722969844
You're nigging at me right now, fam.
post logs
>>722970021
please don't spook me
>>722970226
please don't hurt me like this
this shit is what I regret the most tbh
>>722970292
okay.... we can eat together instead
what kind of food does Goldfish-chan enjoy?
>>722968924
Salt ? im a little ,cheerful Fish !
>>722969201
No , im fish !
>Who the fuck is graf ??
>>722970360
Rolling for caren lewds
>>722969821
Yum, what might you cook? That's a cute figurine btw, is it yours?
Also, what's the weather like? Karen likes to sleep to the sound of pens scratching against paper, right during the exams!
>>722970388
Yum yum, that sounds lots better.
Hmm, I like steak and all kinds of beef, how about you?
Sup fuckers
>>722970209
At least I don't switch every other day
>>722970292
We shall trade proof
>>722970552
>spaces before question marks and exclamation points
>lowercase "i"
>same picture as before
come on graf you're not even trying
don't make me post loli graf
>>722970552
whatever you say, little one...
>>722970605
i love.. meat. i have some steak here on the table with your name on it, dear...
care to have a bite?...
>>722970699
Let's touch proofs
>>722970699
Neither do I you rude.
>>722970292
What logs exactly do you think I have?
>>722960653
char is the best waifu
>>722970765
What did he mean by this
>>722970871
>implying
>>722969945
>>722970021
Thank you!
>>722970292
It is day time over here still. I am currently eating pretzels and filling out this online form
>>722970871
all of the logs
maple tree logs, cedar logs, oak logs, etc
>>722970733
Yum! I sure will.
What kinda steak is it?
>>722971017
Just trust me and do it bby
>>722971053
A form for what, dess?
>>722968168
Hello, not much has been going on lately.
How has life been treating you?
>>722970605
Gonna be a full course tonight- deep fried marinated salmon (zangi), some braised bok choy on the side, rice, and a miso soup. The waifu would be proud while I get to use up some leftover ingredients in the fridge.
There's storms in our area right now, once the rain starts it'll be going for the next day or so. Thankfully I got all my stuff done for today so I get to be lazy for the remainder of it.
>>722971053
ticc
Someone end me. Again.
>>722970707
Sorry but little fish can't understand you
>>722971177
What if I already did
IN THE PM'S?!?!?
>>722971017
You know what you're saying is a lie tbh.
>>722971177
I have logs with you bb.
>Rubu