Do you guys clean your penis with toilet paper after going to

I clean it with my sis' bathing towel

Just shake it.

>Why the fuck would you need to wipe it?

>>722954004
do you hate her?

>>722954036
>Why the fuck would you need to wipe it?

Said the mutilated faggot.
Morons like you who don't know how to clean your dick are the reason for circumcision.

I clean it with lsd

I don't even shake. I just pee so hard it dries up in there. Jesus christ my dick huuuuuuuuuuuuuurts

>>722954036
there is always a drop that doesn't fall

>>722953942
i just use the towel

>>722955040
Dude, I have an ant-eater too. Don't need to tp my schwanz. You're doing something seriously wrong.

>>722955422
are you serious?

>>722953942
I use tp. It's really surprising how few of us do this. I thought everybody wiped their penises

Yeah, I do just for comfort reasons. I like to stay clean down there. It's not something necessary but it's also not something unnecessary and there is nothing wrong with either choice.

>>722953942
Nah, I just let the last drops come out in my pants.

>>722955793
I second this.

tp or shake. Depends on the place and situation.

I use toilet paper on it to avoid getting droplets in my underwear.

I understand I'm in the minority, but I don't understand how you can NOT wipe

Uncut if that is of any importance.

>>722955511
yes paper fibers are not good for your penis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bkueEpJcn0

yes, I don't want me tighties to be wet and yellow while smelling like asparagus

>>722955990
How? Peniscancur?

>>722953942
Cleaning it with toilet paper after shaking

>>722956119
Not him, but for the same reasons you're not supposed to wipe your nose with regular toilet paper. It irritates your skin.

>>722955979
Same my dude

>>722954036
Typical Amerifat, can't even take care of personal hygiene. You people are filthy cheap fucks with smelly asses.

>>722955428
No matter how much you shake it, the last drop will always go on your underwear. So, because many of us don't like to smell of piss, we clean it with toilet paper. If your underwear stinks of piss, you are the one doing something wrong.

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I walk over to the sink and wash it with liquid soap and water.

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tp, or else about 20 seconds later you feel that last drop you can't shake out go sliding down inside your shaft and you gotta feel that wetness for ever more. plus, keeps your dick clean in case of emergency

>>722956213
Dude, you are not supposed to rub it with the tp. Just put some water on the tp , not enough for the paper to fall apart but enough to wet it and clean you thing.

>>722956448
This. You need a tiny piece of paper only to get that last drop out. Fucking amerilards wont bother not smelling like piss and shit 100% of the time

>>722956518
This also sometimes. Me teen cousin used to smell like piss many times he would come and stay for a couple days. To embarrassed to tell him about it but make no mistake. You might not be able to smell a piss stained underwear, but others probably can.

So like, when you guys are in a public bathroom, say at a sporting event or whatever, and using a urinal (or pissing on a wall, w.e your euro cucks do) how do you wipe your dicks? Seems gay af to me

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Wipe your pussy too

i prefer the curtains

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>>722956686
I'm uncircumcised so I wash underneath the foreskin.

>>722956795
I say this btw because theres never TP next to urinals. Do you hope to the sink with your pants around your ankles and dick out just to wipe that last drop off? Or do you snag a piece of TP prior to pissing? Just curious really

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>>722955040
Have you ever tried pulling back your foreskin? Might also reduce the splatter.

>>722956579
On a somewhat related topic, after I fap and clean myself a bit, I fold a small piece of napkin/tp or paper towel, pull my foreskin , place the paper and pull the foreskin back at its original position. That is to prevent that slimy feeling when you have cum in between the dick and foreskin that acts as lubricant and also to prevent it from staining your underwear.

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A white woman washes it for me in your shower

>>722955979
this dude here is right

>>722956975
All natural here as well bro.

>>722955245 lord...

I leak it clean

4 shakes, the drop or two in the underwear is inconsequential. If you're changing your underwear daily like a civilized human being, it doesn't matter.

>>722955946
this

>>722953942
I don't do either. I just put it back.

It's only like 1 drop of piss anon. It will dry.

>>722955601
I dont like shreds of tp stuck to my dick.

>>722953942
I just dip mine into the toilet bowl and give it a good shake under the water.

>>722955741
Same

>>722955979
Look up what tp looks like under a microscope. Its like sandpaper. Would you sandpaper your dick?

I didnt think so

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>>722956686
>>722956540

>>722955979
This

I'm cut and I still do it. I don't like the feeling of those last one or two droplets that moisten my underwear.

I use my fingers to press under my balls and hit my prostate. That squeezes out the last few drops that usually end up in your underwear.

>>722957306
You don't have to literally rub down the dick head, you just get some tp and gently pat-dry the area of the urethra so that it gets that last drop or two.

>>722956894
i like a good unwashed pussy though..nice smegma build up on the labia

>>722956024
wtf is dabbing ?
>>722953942
If i stand i just shake a long time.

If it is from a sit i grab some toilet paper as when you stand up you push out some drops.
I was just thinking about this a few days when allot of toilet paper stuck to my tip and it was so much i didnt gave a damn and just buttoned up with out removing it.

>>722956992
You gain directional control but the stream pressure goes up.

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>>722953942
after the last squirt i give it a shake.
works every time.
uncut. for those of you mutilated faggots who care because you still think you're superior.

>>722957256
The amount of drops increase as you get older.
Only 2 drops?, you must have a tiny dick.

shake it, then yank it like i'm jerking off...that usually does the trick

>>722957553
Would this have any side effects?

>>722953942
Pic source plz

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>>722957553

>>722953942
I shake and then use 1 piece of paper to get any last drops, but that's only when I'm not at home.

>>722958005
Been doing it for a couple of years now, and so far, none. Don't press too hard, of course, just enough to squeeze out the last drops. Feels good man.

>>722958133
I'm on 4chan. Brilliant fucking deduction.

>>722956992
i spray everywhere when i do that

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>>722955040
REKT

>>722953942
What a random question, but usually both.

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>>722958207

>>722957886
this. I am 56 and after pissing I drop like 2 ml

>>722953942
I get my gf to clean it

>>722953942

I always have to spend a min or two squeezing and wiping especially if i have chinos on.

I dont think it was a problem when i was younger, so maybe down to alcohol and drug abuse.

I usually just wash it off with the clean water that fills the toilet after I flush and then use the toilet paper to dry off.

>>722953942
Why not just use some water?
Unless if you're using a urinal.

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I keep a small folded tissue inside my boxers in front of my crotch area so I never have to worry about stuff like that whenever I go out.

But at home I usually just find my used bath towels from the other day and just wipe my dick there

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>>722958596
You a black guy? You get white women to clean it?

>>722953942
what's the source on pic?

>>722958615
most disgusting answer so far

>>722953942
Only when there is a chance of getting head.

So not often.

>>722958658
Um if you want to pretend for your fantasy, im actually hispanic, my girl is white. Its not unheard of, Ive went down on her after she pissed befor its pretty sanitary.

>>722958782
Ok so you pretend that you are Hispanic because you hate being white but you're not confident enough to pretend to be black.

You all are fucking stupid, if you have foreskin you are supposed to pull the skin back when you pee, duh. Learn to use you anteater dicks morons.

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>>722953942

Yes, I not only wipe with a scrap of TP, I also sit on the toilet seat to piss.

I also take a 7 inch strapon up by ass by the beloved

And I absolutely ADOORE sucking on alpha male cock that gets to actually penetrate my S.O.

>>722959147
Ah no im mexican for real, and I dont hate anyone . at one point someone in my family climbed a fence to get here.

>>722953942
Wipe my foreskin, then rinse the head in water.

>>722959197
Damn faggot ever learned of a razor?

First. I gently add some lubricant all over it. Then I massage it in a jerking motion as if my girlfriends mother was jerking me off with soft hands. I let out the last few drops that get stuck in there, as well as the smell of jerking off and putting your boxers back up because there's no tissues or socks. Then I wash with dove soap gently with mild water. I apply moisturizing cream as my girlfriend loves the smell when her lips are wrapped around the thing. Then I apply a second lemon and almond cream that enriches blood flow, fallowed by the last finish of protective lotion which drys fast if you use thoughtfully.

>>722959151
"Anteater dick morons", the best 3 word insult x-DD

>>722953942
i use mom's panties...i mean your mom's panties

this thread is the reason im convinced that you're all faggots and virgins.

>>722953942
I use tp to dry it off, yes. I know cutfags tend to think thats what the underwear is for, but I feel more comfy having a dried dick.

>>722953942
Uncut. So tp.

You can shake it and squeeze it as much as you please, there's always a drop for your BVDs.

What are you guys goin on about, what does it even matter if it is cut or uncut?

>>722959848
why wouldnt cutfags also need to use tp? I pull the cockhead out of the 4 skin before I start to piss to have better accuracy with the beam. I always use tp to try it off.

No matter how you shake your peg, the last three drops run down your leg.

I usually dab it off with a little bit of toilet paper, or if I'm near a sink I'll splash some water on it and give it a shake.

>>722953942
depends, if i am at home i clean with paper, if not, just shake it.

>>722959966
I guess if you piss through the 4skin, more liquid would get trapped inside there.

>>722959966
If its uncut you have to pull the skin back or you will have piss flavored meatflaps.

ITT: Women dabbing their feminine penises after using the pisser.

>>722953942
I carry a small butane chef's torch with me. Just a few quick, gentle passes, and the excess urine vaporizes off.

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>>722953942
Both most of the time.

>>722956579
So what, Europeans have rolls of tp by every urinal? what if you're pissing outside? just shake that shit off nigga stop wiping like it's a pussy

PS I am uncut and nearly all shitskin mudslimes (also cutfags) I've met have reeked of piss.

>>722955367
This

Post date if I knew I was getting head id stick my dick in the sink, wipe it with hand soap, then dry it off.

>>722960209
ideally I'd use tp to dry it off. Obviously if you are pissing somewhere without tp you will make do as best you can, hence just shake it like a dirty hobo.

>>722953942
I keep a damp washcloth on the toilet and use that, and replace it daily.

>>722956981
That's why I never go to the urinal.

>>722956118
You shouldn't be wearing tighty whiteys unless you're <10 years old, and getting two drops of piss on your underwear when you use the bathroom isn't going to make them smell like anything or change the color. You're all being a bunch of ocd pussy faggots.

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>>722959951

exactly.

also, excellent rhyme oldfag

>>722956290
Says the eurocuck who has yet to discover toothpaste and deodorant

>>722960310
I just have this image of European men just done pissing and having to shuffle, dicks out and dripping, from the urinal to the stall to get tp

>>722960310
you make it sound as if the world is falling apart. just be thankfull to be able to piss standing up

>>722956981
It's not a must to use tp, it's just ideally what I would do. I rarely piss at urinals btw. Even if the stalls lack tp id go there, just to not stand next to guys with their cocks hanging out.

>>722953942
yes, i even run a finger over my urethra to make sure i get rid of all of the pee

>>722953942
I make your mom clean it with her mouth

>>722959147
>get rekt with ur trolling
>>722959321

Any true european keeps a cloth handkerchief in his pocket to wipe their dick

>>722960433
Never seen that brah. If guys have that mental complex they'd just go directly to the stall to piss. In fact, I think urinals are silly and never use them, regardless of tp.

>>722960463
I piss standing up inside stalls.

>>722959549
nigga u serious?

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>>722958605
You must have a wide urethra

Woman here, and I can tell you if you are uncut you taste like piss sardines. Its fucking gross, go get your dick fixed so woman dont have to choke on their own vomit while they blow you.

>>722953942
Yeah, I don't like piss in my pants.

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>>722960210
This is because they are animals

>>722960626
faggot-virgin detected

>>722955040
actually the jews are to blame

>>722960626
ur wrong, try my dick, its uncut and glorious.

>>722960626
TITS OR GTFO

>>722960574
holy shit lmao this is blowing my mind. so what do European bathrooms look like then? cause typically in the US we have 3-6 urinals and 2-3 stalls, so unless you're taking a shit there's really no reason to use the stall

>>722954036
I dont get it either.
You never see any toilet paper next to a urinal.

>>722955793
Nothing better than having a few cold drops fall on your leg when you're a manual labourer in scorching heat

Since piss is sterile and sterilizing, I'm really not sure wiping is a great idea. Enjoy your urinal tract infection.

>>722956894
>2004

she's probably fat or dead or both

>>722957064
that is a great ass. i"m sorry I cant save the pic

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>>722960810

>>722955367
who cares lol

>>722960980
kek

>>722954036
It's faggots like you I hate. I hope u know that your dick taste like piss every time she sucks it

>>722960830
good point

>>722961076
Do you even know what website you're on right now

>>722957393
Would you sandpaper your ass ?
I don't think so

>>722956518
Muh nigguh

I just slide my finger from the base to the tip along the urethra to push out leftover urine

>>722953942
It honestly depends. Normally its dry and dose not require any thing other then to be put away but if i drink alot of coffee and it dribbles out i use toilet paper or a wet nap.

>>722961076
Yeah and her pussy tastes so delicious with stale piss, and dead fethis. You aint going to win this one.

They say the worlds gonna end this year on some moon eclipse shit, but i still dab

>>722961274
Same. Anyone else?

>>722961419
yup

>>722953942
I honestly just squeeze my dick and pull forwards until all of the piss is out

>>722961575
See
>>722961274

Does anyone piss on the side of the urinal to make less noise compared to going straight dropping splashing in the water ? If you do does this mean we don't like the idea that we as people have to piss and shit instead of being immortal light forms we can't comprehend ?!

What i dont understand is why anyone by choice would use urinals.
>They spray a fine mist of piss back at you
>Theres always a puddle of piss that you have to stand in
>Even worse if you have to stand next to others, you get their piss spray too.
>It stinks
>If you have to shake more than you expected it looks like you jacking off
>If some douche decides to look at youre dick theres nothing you can do because you need to finish pissing.
>They splashback piss at you.
>Theyre gross.

>>722961659
I do this. I don't like how people can hear it.

Ok having a dick is like weird because piss and ejaculation come out the same place. I remember I ejaculated cum for the first time an was like What The Fuck just came out my dick . I can't imagine growing tits or getting wet .

>>722961833
All of those problems can be solved by standing closer to the urinal. It's nobody's fault but your own otherwise.
The standing in piss thing isn't even a thing unless you go into a gas station bathroom but, again, that's your fault anyway for going in one of those.

>>722953942
When you have mastered the art of circular swipes, never again will you fear the pee stain in your pants.

>>722961833
What this comes down to is you're insecure and don't know how to aim your dick so the flow goes with the urinal instead of pissing straight at it getting splash back.

Literally not even a problem, you are a liberal / socialist aren't you?

>>722962179
But i live in the uk where 90% of all restrooms are piss soaked and disgusting

>>722962290
>people can identify the political agenda of someone based on pissing

America.

>>722962290
I do the things to negate splashback but i piss like a horse

I sit down to pee, its just more relaxing.

>>722957958
+1

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>>722953942
>shake it

do you shake toothpaste out of the tube, also?

Roll your finger along the bottom of your shaft and you won't be stuck with droplets that won't fall

>>722962683
No but i shake the shit out of my ass like a hippo

>>722962483
You can control your bladder. Don't force it out like a jet just piss more slowly, really not seeing the issues. I can easily fill a 2L bottle and more with one piss, and I've never covered myself pissing in a urinal

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>>722962777
a disturbing image for trips

>>722963359
Trips again whaaaat
Oh, off by 23

>>722960679
Watchu got against the country no one beat ever in war even 4 against one in World War 1 With the aid of German Supplies you Slavic Greek Hook Nosed, culture untouched, language untouched, religion untouched under Turkish Rule over 500 years fucking faggot fuck

>>722953942
At home I always use a square of tp to get rid of the last drop. In public restrooms I only shake.

>>722963359
tits or gtfo

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>>722963612
I hope you step on a LEGO

>>722956518
this is the only answer, wtf wasting toilet paper and getting that shit stuck

>>722963664
nice slit, got any more?

of the vagina i mean.

>>722955367
Agreed shits annoying as hell

>>722955040
are you claiming cut men are naturally cleaner than uncut? boy your argument just went down the fucking drain.

>>722960679
fuck you retarded brainless greek

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>>722963721
Wtf wasting water, you profligate ne'er-do-well?!

>>722960830
and you usually end up with piss in your underwear. how about that

>>722953942
If I'm in my house or some other private bathroom, I pull back the foreskin and rinse the whole head/foreskin with water in the sink, then dry on my undershirt before tucking it back in.

If I'm in public, I use TP to at least keep it dry.

Can a fingerbox be used to clean your cock?

>>722964484
Is there a risk of any problems if you leave it wet?

>>722961076
>implying my wife doesn't prefer stinky penis

>>722953942
why is she wearing makeup?

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>>722963532
They are muslim scum trying to weasel in to Europe.

>>722956448
If you got piss in your underwear, you weren't done pissing.

>>722964134
Greeks only became brainless after they gained the Muslim admixture.

>>722964654
Not really. It'll drip/ get absorbed into your underwear/ pants, so it'll look less than attractive. Also water is always a breeding ground for bacteria. But usually I piss, rinse, and repeat again before it's ever been too long to become an issue.

>>722960830
Are you supposed to scuttle over the the paper towels? What if they only have a blower? Or an Aurblade?

I wave it around in giant figure 8's and then bang it off the wall a few times. I like hearing the thump off the wall.

>>722965050
>figure 8s
*whispers softly* holy shit...

I struggle just to helicopter.

>>722961076
It's a woman's job to clean my dick with her mouth. That's the whole point.

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Who likes to leave their pussy unwashed?

>>722964849
>>722964909

Oh Wow, because Europe is so fucking great being Christian and fallowing "God" that was Jesus from the Arabian peninsula, you can start another crusade but you notice no one gives a fuck about you so you make up shit like have 12 fucking bibles written by people and changed so many fucking times, why don't you lighten up

>>722965293
Have you ever ate a girl out after she gets home from 8 hours of work, lets face it pussy cant be clean 24/7 neither can dick.

>>722965136
With enough velocity, nothing stays around
>>722965572
No sir, I am not that brave

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>>722965440
Not all Europeans are Christens Ahmed

>>722966073
"Christians"

>>722953942
i usually just dip it in the toilet water and slide it around the bowl to get any loose drops out
doesnt everybody do this?

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>>722965440
>12 fucking bibles
It is called reform, you might want to try it.

You dont want us to go back to the first testament.

>>722953942
as some people said, there's always a drop that doeesnt fall, i wear same underwear for 4-5 days working in bosnian mine, often sleeping in tent, i hate that 1 drop that fucking wont come off

If you are going to drag religion into this, please ensure that punctuation and spelling are correct. Otherwise you look like an uneducated fuck-tard

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>>722965572
I know, I was role-playing as a woman who deliberately keeps her pussy grungy and wanted a shout out from other girls

>>722966166
Not after you have made dirty water... thats disgusting. If you flush first, that's okay. Do you superman it when you do it in public stalls?

Da hilft kein schütteln und kein klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen

>>722960830
I always thought you were supposed to dry your dick with the penis dryers near the sinks?

>>722966177

Yeah and I'm sure they spoke English so you would understand that very clearly and so strict and to the point that you biasedly miss the point and under standing that none of that garbage is even in the Quran, logically Jesus is in the fucking Quran, it just says Jesus who was a fucking man, isn't God. Who did Jesus pray to, he had no father, The source of this existence is beyond all of us, go get abducted by aliens, those bibles don't mention other worlds or dimensions, you stupid fuck stick

>>722966430
Please respect that this is an English speaking thread as determined by OP. I don't want to translate your message, nor do I care about its contents. English or gtfo

>>722966572

GEHEN SIE SICH SELBST

>>722961193
kek

>>722955979
So I change underwear everyday, its not like one drop is a lot, you sweat much more than one drop per day...

>>722966572
Fick dich, das macht auf englisch keinen sinn.

>>722956118
LPT: try changing underwear everyone now and then...

>>722966430
>>722966879
That's your problem, now isn't it?

>>722965440
The middle east was much better of during the times of Christianity and Judaism.
as soon as islam rose up all development ended the golden ages got killed by the muslims.

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>>722966541
muh bias, muh interpretation. lol so now arabic is not translatable in to english.
Oke the chinese Spanish greek Italian german hebrew french translations pretty much say the same thing. kill infidels and breed allot of children invade others and lie allot whilst doing that.

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>>722966572

>>722967198
I have no problem with Islam countries except for the fact that they have managed to run excessive slavery into this day and age. And when you have X million people below the poverty line, you can't expect that there won't be some sort of retaliation. I don't agree with their message, but these are people acting in desperation to completely ruined economies. But you can't help everyone. Sometimes you need to sit back and watch the world burn. If you are willing to destroy your own property, so be it. In business, sometimes the best answer is to fire all the unhappy people.

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>>722967198
Yeah you go tell that to the Arabs while "Christian" Europe was in mud and shit during the medieval period, You don't even understand that all it is, is Old Testament, New Testament, Final Testament, It's the same fucking Religion

Quran 2:62

Why don't you add that to your check list buddy boy

I thought this post was about how you handle your business after you have pissed all over the washroom of someone you dislike. On topic people. There should be no political or cultural references.

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>>722967708
Those nations where not always muslim.

Muslims are destroying all trace of that evidence.

>>722967827
>Europe was in mud
it rains allot we have mud. pretty easy for you to say with all that sand and sun.

europe might be depicted as undeveloped but it wasn't and in fact the development in the middle east is not done by the population living in the ME today.

The darkages happened because of the loss of the church which was caused by muslims.

>>722968875
Again, sometimes you need to sit back and watch the world burn. Political unrest in a country not ours is not our business. Unless we have business in being there. It isn't our necessity to police the world. They can go blow themselves up. If there is a cry for help, we can determine our path. But let them go. Just walk away.

>>722969425
Fuck you, this isn't worldstar hiphop

>>722969615
What does that even mean?

>>722969425
To late for that, it is a world wide problem.
Even the japs have a large muslim population and they started to act up.

Besides, muslims dont sit still, they read a book that tells them to go conquer shit, they are allowed to take women slave wifes.
how the fuck are you not going on jihad?

>>722969139
Mannn there's no way to disprove what your taught from birth as a Muslim no way to prove anything either, but if you have a strong imagination an do good it says it in that verse right there - we need to colonize the moon instead of having wars, maybe even mars

>>722969764
Jihad is an inner meditation struggle physically and mentally /b/tard

Muslim literally means one who surrenders to God which is Allah in a different language

A selam ne lekum means may peace be upon you, and you reply A lekum selam which means and be upon you

The peace is for safety, security, peace, love and the answers for our questions we struggle with existing as human beings


Our environment is alive /b/

>>722969764>>722969764
I have nothing to respond to this. I work for telecom in Canada and my wife is a gun toting border services officer. What happens is out of my control, but she knows her business and I respect her decisions. I have a nice happy home in Canada and it's well armed. And I don't want to see immigrants not prepared for paying taxes and full integration into our society.

>>722969856
>Mannn there's no way to disprove
There is nothing to disprove, it is not a fairy tale. it is a set of believes, in many way the believes lead to strong people. it teaches self discipline and creates a powerful unity between its people, it is a book that can guide you true life this is why some westerners pick up the believe.

But it leads to conquest subjugating and oppression because that is the most profitable the best way to be alive.
in theory that is.
it just doesn't coexist with others all that well.

>>722970248
Jihad means war you cunt.

>>722953942
When I was younger and uncircumcised, it felt good to play with my foreskin. One day, I got the bright idea to let the spokes in an old exercise bike "vibrate" my foreskin. (Think playing card in bicycle spokes.) Well, I was using the peddles to spin the wheels when I lost track of what I was doing. My dick got caught in the chain and then it got pulled through the chain guard!! Needless to say, I am now circumcised! I'm embarrassed by it, but the cut was pretty straight and the doctors were amazing, so to the untrained eye my dick just looks a little lumpy in places (which isn't necessarily a BAD thing, mind you). And yes, I still have sex. (But I stay away from those exercise bikes with spokes! Eek!)

>>722970253
Being a call center is not culture anon you are not losing anything as the muslim invested parts are mainly descendants from france.

>>722956518
I don't use soap just rinse and scrap via hand in the shower.

>>722961034
enjoy your underwear stained with drops of pee then

>>722970618
My underwear is stained with blood.
Nicked myself whilst shaving

I piss into the washbasin while water is running and clean the peanus afterwards

>>722970339
No... No it doesn't.

>>722953942
I actually taste the last of the piss, with the mouth wash cup,

I just want to know if what i drink has something to do with the taste of my piss,
I kinda love it.

>>722970515
You assume call centre.
Call center was 7 years ago. I manage health care services in one of Canada's highest population provinces. That's personally responsible for 40000 cellular devices and 5000 wire line connections. That's all hospitals and clinics as a single point of contact. So guess again.

>>722960626
Why do women think that uncut penises are more disgusting than their mucus-filled open wounds that they call genitalia?

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Yeah, wash that dick fo' me, white boy

>>722954077
No I love her

>>722955511
Kek

>>722970955
Seek help.

>>722956518

I directly piss in the sink so I just rinse the floppy fuck while I "flush".

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Baking powder

>>722970969
Do you get called, they you go in to action. that is a call center.

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>>722953942
haha bunch of penis touching queers im so straight and not homosexual in the slightest that i wont even touch my OWN penis i just pull my pants until it falls back in and still dripping im a mans man

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>>722971305
Why? i just take a shot of it... not a full glass of piss, just want to get a taste of it.

>>722970253
>>722971030
There is no more society, it's a money eat world now. You wouldn't even care if you were in that rich 1 percent. The world is turning into the movie Blade Runner, China has over a billion people as well as India, different people make the world interesting, be prepared to hunt androids, maybe even in our life times, we'll have Ocean connecting roads, under ocean tunnels, there will be no more heavy contrast, people will travel with ease, it's about identity, and you know the new world order

>>722953942
I take a shower every time I go to the bathroom, yes i'm serious.

>>722970955
That's fucking disgusting.
Gonna try it.

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>>722971580
Me.Won't.Stop

>>722971445
I don't have a central office, my time is spent in my clients office. I fail to see how that is call centre.

>>722953942
never wash it just wait until your mom sucks the thick rancid smeg from under my throbbing purple helmet. Then I jerk off as she spits it into your grandmas gaping cunt,
fuck off faggot

>>722953942
see what you do is grab under the balls and gently push the pee out so. if you shake it it still doesn't get all the piss out of there, otherwise you miss a droplet

fucking idiots

no matter how much you shake or dance
the last few drops fall down your pants

go back to science class ffs

>>722953942
I dunno, but that female-type is cute af... 10/10 would netflix and anal rape.

>>722953942
I play a game with my girlfriend where by she gets to pick a number between 1 and 5 on bits of paper. The number corresponds with how many wipes she gets with the same number of toilet tissues when she has a shit.

After a few hours we lay on the bed and i untangle the dried shit from her hairy ass and if its really tangled i use tweezers....she yelps when i use those but she loves it. Occasionally she'll let me wipe her ass and i intentionally only wipe a little and show her its 'clean' its not and ill let her walk about town with her thong on knowing itll end up shit stained. I then challenge her later laughing at her that she shits herself..lol.

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>>722971667
So you are the techy that gets send out by the call center, gotcha.
How many of the Canadians are employed by telecom? 70% the rest is support functions and lumberjacks right?

i haven't looked at a demographic stat for a while but you have no culture other then just work to maintain the socialist Marxist system.

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>>722972207
good post, brother

>>722958538
reminds me of my ex

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Why bother? Why bother with anything? Fuck everything. Might as well wipe shit on your dick

>>722974943
it gets better, friend

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>>722972207
wtf..
if serious.. thats fucking disgusting

I wipe it. I also wish my hands everytime. Only time I don't wipe is during deer hunting when passing outside.

>>722953942
toilet paper

>>722953942
literally me

>>722953942
shake

I have a really long foreskin so I usually use loo roll, shaking would not be effective

>>722971489
Buuut we wuz kangs and shit. Right?

>>722955979
This

Depends if I'm also taking a shit, bc if you get some piss on the toilet then it gets cold and if you accidentally touch it with your leg it's fucking disgusting. So to answer your question femanon, sometimes.

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>>722953942
I tp it. Less piss flinging all over the place and less drops in my shorts

>>722957818
That picture is a relic.

Shake. Dab. Flush.

Shake, because Im not a dirty shit who showers once in the blue moon.

Pussies. I scrub my cock head with a brush. I only bleed for a few minutes. Im ultra clean.

Is it okay if I want to suck the cock with the last drop of pee on it ?

>>722953942
i just bang it on the urinal