What do non-german anons think about typical german food?

>>722948830
That doesn't look halal. Pretty Islamophobic and anti German tbh

>>722948830
Dutch guy here. Of course we love German food. Besides the last time we said we didn't like your foods, you invaded us...

>>722948830
German food is okay. It doesn't seem particularly healthy, but I enjoy it from time to time.

Cold meals most of the day? No thanks. Also, Sauerkraut is fucking degenerate.

You are not truely German if you have never eaten red sausages.

>>722948830
I was in germany and prague in the summer, couldn't get enough of the food

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They make great fetus and potatoes

>>722948830
Fkn love it but not enough places selling it here, aldi & lidl are the best options for it without going massively out of the way. They're not a good example of German food

american here. fucking LOVE sauerbrauten. im from chicago and go to Milwaukee to eat it

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>>722949068
u had it coming tbh pal

>>722948830

German food is fucking sick. The bloody country is awesome. People food culture. I'm Australian and it was awesome when I went berlin. 2 lost world wars and they are still going strong. Epitome of white power done right

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>>722949278
nice


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>>722949174
gross

>>722949248
wow, didnt expect one can get it in the us. Do they make it from beef or horsemeat?

czech untermensch here, i like it

but kebab is kebab and when im in germany i udually go for it nowadays

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>>722949342
czech food is great too. I spent some days in prague long years ago. I liked that food and the fine beer

>>722948830

American here. Love schnitzel, spaetzel, Reibekuchen, bratwurst with mustard, etc... Czechs an Belgiens are the only two European countries with better beer.

>>722948830
German people know what food and flavor mean. The only disgusting thing in german gastronomy is schnaps. Seriously WTF? I wont even wash my windows with this, it will burn the glass.

I like it, it's the type of food that goes well with a light beer, very meaty, and makes you want to sleep after eating.

>>722949447
>Czechs an Belgiens are the only two European countries with better beer.
ewww, dont mention this when germans are around.

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>>722949502

Man up dude. After the first two schnaps you get used to it.

Korn is basically German vodka.

I order you to drink this bottle of based Bismarck Korn now, BEFEHL IST BEFEHL

>>722948830
I fucking want it

>>722949342
The Döner Kebab served in Germany is actually a German invention if you can believe it.
Kadir Nurman (Turkish immigrant in Berlin, 1972) took the traditional Turkish grilled meat (Kebab) and put it into a flatbread, added cooled ingredients and the Döner Kebab was born.

>>722948830
Glad to see Germany has finally learned that ovens are for cooking food, not Jews.

>>722948830

Fuck no, it's either sausages or some form of boiled pork, vegetables are either pickled..or pickled, everywhere there's people dropping full bottles of ketchup or hot mustard just to disguise the flavour.

>>722949585
I like all kind of alcohol exept beer (but I respect beer, just dont like the taste). You know what? This is exactly the last schnaps I tried...Eww

>>722949602
Yeah, the american troops told us about that after ww2.

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>>722949667

And that aint kosher

>>722949667
>bottles of ketchup
Dats an american invention?

>>722948830
I love german food... except sauerkraut.

>>722949704

How old are you? You will like liquors like these when you grow older much better.

Also how can you not like beer? Especially when its hot outside its preferable to water

>>722949753
oh fuck anon, I am jelly

>>722949753
Currywurst is the best invention to ever come out of this whole bloody planet. Fucking Mouthgasm.

>>722948830
Bratwurst is good
Sauerkraut is shit
That's all the german food I know

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>>722949798
Disgusting

>>722949850
s o s i g

>>722948830
I think Currywurst is awesome and horrible. It tastes so bad I like it. I can't explain.

Schweinshaxe if I write that correctly is 10/10 too.

I've only had schnitzel and it was a sad experience. Wish I could try more German food. To me, German food means huge portions, filling meals, and a strong flavour. Perfect for the common man!

>>722949828
Not that anon, but I'm 40 and I hate beer.

I stick to rum, tequila and schnapps.

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>>722948830
Pretty much like typical Brazilian food, /b/ro. BTW, I'd like to eat typical German food someday.

>>722948830
I love German food, especially the wursts. Except for Weisswurst. What the hell were you folks thinking there?

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Italianfag here. Krauts are pretty much the only German food don't like (that I know of).

>>722949828
26, I just hate the taste of hop. But I drink selfmade russian Kwas (beer made from old bread).

>>722949585
While we're at it:
Jaegermeister, drunk more by germans or none germans?

>>722948830
It's 2017. There are no _typical_ foods anywhere anymore. Everyone living in a western country eats more or less the same stuff.

>>722950076
That's Bavarian, that's just German on paper.

>>722949068
all good, bro. we germans enjoy your dutch fast food.

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>>722948830
>german food?

It's the wurst food in Europe

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Interesting, I think I had my first beer at age 13 with my father on an bavarian mountain restaurant near Tegernsee, it was hot and I got completely wasted from that one beer lel

Now I am 24 and start to enjoy hard liquors unironically since age 22 and not drinking them just to get shitfaced.

If I mix drinking beer with a lot of Schnaps I either get aggressive or sad though

You should try this German Whisky

>>722950118
It's the drink of choice for almost every single American bartender I've ever worked with.

>>722949342
understandable, kebab is ace

>>722948830
Looks good while it lasts, before it becomes muslim food.

>>722949798
good idea but wrong execution

>>722949753
YES

>>722950118

My parents drink it a lot but I cant stand it because I overdosed on it at age 17 and the smell alone makes my stomach turn.

Ironic because I am a hunter. A friend of mine whos a hunter as well hat to binge Jägermeister through a side by side shotgun after his first hunt

>>722950243
I would, I like whisky. Try polish Starka, it's vodka aged in oak barrels.

>>722950118
gerfag here, i think jägermeister is disgusting, but i am kinda alone here.

>>722950080
that food looks spanish, not german

>>722950035
>Brazilian food
This. I'm living in Santa Catarina (SC) and lots of these are German-Brazilian dishes common here.

>>722948830
German sausages best sausage no homo

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Australia.
We basically eat shitty versions of your food anyway. For some reason we're proud of it.

>>722950118

I drank a frozen 750ml bottle of Jaegermeister on 31/12/1999 - 1/1/2000 for the big millennial celebration and haven't drank it since. It was good in college, but now it tastes like vomit and bad decisions.

>>722949338 the USA especially down south has a huge German population. Americans are very into German food at least white Americans are

>>722950450
Yeah because sausages came from Germany... You fucking idiot.

Käsekrainer are the best

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>>722950363

Slyrs is surprisingly good, one of the best whiskys I ever had, its not on the heavy smokey side though. Also its not super cheap, starting at 50€/bottle

I will remember your tipp should the occassion arise

Pic related is awesome mexican tequila

>>722950118
I grew up in Berlin and went to my fair share of bars, clubs and pubs.
I have never seen a German drink Jägermeister.
No idea how it is in the countryside.

>>722950657
Boring German shit. Enjoy your wife getting fucked by immigrants.

>>722950510

Amerifag here. This is true. Most white Americans actually have more German heritage than any other.

http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21642222-americas-largest-ethnic-group-has-assimilated-so-well-people-barely-notice-it

>>722950375
You're not, everyone i know agrees except for the most hardened alcoholics and grandpa.
I always had the impression its more of a party drink outside of germany, whereas for us its the drink our grandparents drank.

>>722948830

Not a fan of Halal.

>>722950714
Not happening, but thanks for your concern.

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>>722950657

>Berlin
>German

pick one and only one

>>722949747
That's typical bavarian, not typical German...

Germany dose not have any good kodi repos

Delicious shit with clickbait
https://youtu.be/BUANCEJ29Ao

>>722950876

Idk if bait or genuinely retarded, you tell us

>>722950748
It's only 35% ABV. I doubt most hardcore alcoholics would waste their time with it.

>>722948830
It is delicicious.

>>722950821
Not sure what you're playing at, Berlin's muslim population is below 10%, that's lower than most European major cities.

Full on bareback tard but what's the deal with the kodi repos no exedus

>>722950657

your berlin hipsters wouldn't drink jägermeister, unless they can do it ironically

come to the ruhrgebiet

>>722950943
neither. bavarians regard themselves as above the common german scum, so the rest of germany hates them back.

>>722950821
Berlinistan is the most Muslim city I've ever visited, and I've been to Dubai before.

There's no such thing as German food, only Turkish/halal. Gercucks aren't men enough to defend their nation. haha

>>722951008
Quite possible.
When I worked in Hamburg, nobody drank Jägermeister either...same reason?

>>722950131
Bullshit

MAybee the Bavarian have a decent German language kodi repo

I love sauerkraut. German food is great. The roasted pig knee is delicious, but I cant remember the dish name.

>>722950909
not true
superrepo has lots of german add-ons like bs.to and szenestreams

I love it, do a lot of weekend trips over there from Sweden and their food is lovely.
And their beer.
Germany as a food country 9/10.

>>722950305
that is definitivly not a german creation

>>722951048
>bavarians regard themselves as above the common german scum, so the rest of germany hates them back.

you must be from the east or something. here the problem with bavarians is that they're all inbred uneducated fat fucks.

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Swede here, Haxe is pretty based, but german beer is overrated, belgium is where it is

Thanks for the repo info

>>722951086

possibly

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>>722950131
You sound like a manbaby. Are you a manbaby?

>>722950450
one day i will try vegamite

>>722951142
Schwoanshaxerl?

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>>722948830
Itafag here.

Your food is gross. It's basically potatoes everywhere and sausages, pretty much in different sauce. However, Berlin is the best for the music I like, so I don't even care about eating when I go there.

Austrian food is quite much better.

Italian food, of course, for me is the best, but I guess that's pretty much what everybody thinks about his own food. Not gonna argue, just sayin.

The worst in EU is Holland, I only ate fast food in there. Pretty surprised of what I found in the baltic republics: it's not that bad.

Still have to taste notherners stuff, I only been in Danish, it was just k but somehow similar to german food.

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>>722951003

Berlin is a leftist degenerate shithole and should be turned into an ABC weapons test ground

>>722951048

No we dont. It is treason to be a seperatist cuck. Have you learned nothing?

>>722951071

This. Its hell to live in Germany. Only my little suburb is okay, as soon as I leave it for downtown I feel like I am in a different country

>>722951048
saarland actually

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>>722951192
homebrewfag here

belgian witbier

>>722951181
lel replied to myself because i'm drunk >>722951273

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>>722951142

"Geschmorener Fotzbraten".

Hasch recht, ist lecker.

>>722951192

German beer isn't overrated, just a bit boring when compared to other brews. It's like the baseline for good beer but not more.

>>722951192
czech beer is better than belgian beer. i like jupiler tho.

>>722951260
Leftist degenerate shithole? Absolutely.
Cannot reccomend weapon testing, though.
Fallout is unpredictable.

Also, Germany has a long history of leftist degeneracy. In that regard, Berlin is very German.

American food was is mostly my favourite I like fast food full of toxics Chems tastes so good having said that the German cheese filled sausage is awesome the best none better

>>722951208
np

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>>722951368
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>>722951192
On the topic of belgian beer : where my lambic-niggahs at

>>722951381

Well citylife in itself is degenerate.

Thats why I hate cities. I dont feel well being in a city. I prefer a village.

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>>722948830

Mmmmm. Schnitzel.

>>722951086
Jägermeister started a huge marketing campaign a few years ago. The wanted to change the image of the product from "Granpa drinks one ahot after dinner" to a cool hipsterdrink for young folks

>>722949342
like all of the germans do too

>>722950194
I think dutch fast food is really nasty. Just throwing all holy and unholy things in a fryer isnt cooking. Stroopwaffels are too sweet. But I have to admit I never ate them selfmade. I can imagine with good honey they can be tasty.

>>722951490
This is pretty much the only dish I saw in Germany few years ago

>>722951443
I love that stuff! So good.

>>722951368
>jupiler
Too light. it´s like drinking water with a hint of beer

>>722951460
>Schnitzel
here in TX we call that Chicken Fried Steak

>>722951538
Funniest 4chan comment I have seen this week

>>722951259
>potatoes everywhere and sausages
Yeah, thats true. Its why the muslim goatfuckers here in germany call us potatoes :)

>>722951470
I think I remember. Did that work at all? That Ruhrpottfag mentioned something along those lines. But then again, those people also drink Kölsch.

>>722951458
Hey, to each their own. I lived in a small city between the age of 7 and 13. It wasn't all that bad, and having nature at your doorstep is a pleasure of its own.

>>722951581
Schnitzel is pork and you are a retard.

>>722948830
Love German food. My favorite.

>>722951624
Advantage: Boris becker

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>>722951259
norherners food is pretty much based on fish tbh, You´ll probably find it pretty bland and boring but I love it.

I went on a trip through Europe and if I was to generalise all the countries food, I'd say as a whole, Germany was the best in my opinion. Roasted pork knuckle washed down with a beer, Apple strudel for desert. Couldn't get any better

>>722951663
i porked your mom you retard

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>>722951659

Take the vargpill

>>722948830
Yeah I like kebabs and schwarma.

>>722951768
>Stop watching porn

>>722951766
*überkek* *still chuckling*

Gotta love how a generation that doesn't consume anything but fast food and thinks shit like Subway is healthy talks about traditional food they only know because ther grandmother served it when they were childs.

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>>722951813

stop being degenerate

>>722951260
Why do the firefighters have guns?

>>722951766
You'd schnitzel my wiener, more liek.

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>>722951762
May as well add a few photos. Had this pork schnitzel and I never thought I could enjoy potato salad as much as I did with this one

>>722951872
that looks quite tasty, anon. WTF is that?

>>722951872
wtf is that shit? its nasty

>>722951900
The fruits of the American school system, I take it?

>>722951905
you have to remove it from a nigger's ass first. :)

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>>722951919
And dessert

>>722951900

For your secuirty, Chaim

>>722948830
I like it once in awhile. It is not a really exciting cuisine, but if filling "comfort food" when you're in the mood for that.

>>722951919
hmmm, Tannenzäpfle
I like that

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>>722949753
non german here, eat practically same stuff over the winter
sauerkraut is essential

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>>722950118
its actually not too much used here in germany

picrelated is our new trending poison of choice. And its horrible.

>>722951994
ice cream melts in the dessert

One of the best days in recent memory was hanging around Berlin and just wandering up to the various crappy currywurst stands and standing at the little stand-up table next to the cart eating this plate of kinda crappy chopped up sausage and drinking a light lager on the street in the middle of the day.

Love that shit.

>>722952047
>Getting drunk on likör
The fuck are you doing mate?

>>722949082
Thats why you're fat :D

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>>722952047
Yea, it's fucking sweet like fuck, and pfeffi tastes like shitty toothpaste.

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>>722948830

Nice

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>>722952022
With every meal I was asking, what beer would you recommend? Hoping to try a nice variety of local beers, I wasn't disappointed in Germany at all. Good beer, good food and honestly from my experience, pretty good people.

Here is a pork knuckle I had one night

>>722948830

We're fine with your food OP, we're not so fine with the symptoms of your insane guilt and self-loathing spilling over into the rest of Europe when you decide to commit cultural suicide and hand your country and culture over to middle eastern military age males.

Please stop this shit.

Otherwise, you're all good.

>>722952220
autism of the day

>>722949502
Lightweight xD

Jägermeister!

>>722952240
Sorry bro, but not my fault

>>722952233
nice dubl dubz

that looks tasty :)

>>722952233
Good stuff right here - then again most of the thread had good stuff.

>>722952106
did you read my fucking text you sperg?

>>722952362

We're not asking you to go all AfD, just, y'know - stop pretending that there's absolutely no problem with blending enormous numbers of people from undeveloped theocratic war-zones into a highly advanced modern liberal democracy.

It's getting embarrassing.

>>722950465
Stop being a bitch and buy the big bottle next time.

>>722948830
Never ate most of it, but I'm fairly sure I'd love it. Sauerkraut is also best hotdog topping, I could even eat it by itself as a side.

>>722952525

>go all AfD

As if the AfD was even somewhere near the NSDAP.

And the NSDAP is what we need right now.

>>722948830

this is the best food on earth. this or haxe

>>722952547
>http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21642222-americas-largest-ethnic-group-has-assimilated-so-well-people-barely-notice-it

I also drank between 2 - 3 L of Guinness before I started on the Jaegermeister. I blacked out somewhere around 01:00 and my friends had to watch and make sure I didn't die.

I'll keep the 1L bottle in mind for next time, though.

>>722952873
instant heartattack

>>722951192

bierhaus haxe?

Sure. Looks good enough. I don't get all the hate with kraut either, I like it

>>722952873
YES

delicious

>>722949342
kys if u eat döner kebap out of berlin

>>722953899
wot?

>>722953899

Der einzig gute Döner IST in Berlin, du Spasst.

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Got this from a German restaurant in Melbourne. It's a platter for two. Fucking incredible. The thing on the top is a fried mushroom and one of the best things I've tasted

>>722954243
How do they call it? I've never seen a dish like this in germany. It looks yummy

>>722948938
DRY AS DESERT

>>722955196
'Zigeuner Platte'
Pork & chicken schnitzel, pork belly, crumbed mushrooms, bratwurst, cheese kransky, fried potatoes, gravy and mixed salad.

>>722955350
I just google translated it. Is that an inappropriate name for a meal lol?

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>>722948830
Yea man. In about a week I'll be there. Gain 2ks in that week and try to lose it and more the weeks after

>>722955350
10/10 would order

>>722948830

Looks tasty tbh

>>722954243
first pic with sauce included on /b

>>722955258
you know butter? do you?

I don't eat pig meat, not religious or anything, I just like pigs and don't think we should be butchering them.


Otherwise I like German food

>>722951368
Have some Duvel or blue Chimay.

>>722948830
That looks good, anything thats meat is usually a-okay for me

>>722954196
Spast

>>722954243
Yeah, no. That's just asking for some proper spritzekacke.