/daily dick rate/ why does my dick look so old? what am

>>722946318
>what am i doing wrong here

you are circumsized

>>722946318
aids confirmed

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Put a wet pussy on it virginboy before your dusty crusty cock disintegrates and blows away.

>>722946318
could be balantis, google it

Look like you caught the case of the benjamin button cock

i don't have any fucking diseases it's just that my cock is dried up due to years of dry fapping.

should i start using lube or some shit?

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Your parents decided to mutilate it

>>722948204
Never fap, obtain superpowers

>>722948204
>i don't have any fucking diseases
yes that's clearly eczema

go buy some corticoids cream

>>722946417
yeah, if only not-even-day-old me had been smart enough to tell those bitches to back off

>>722948374
this, can confirm

have done it many times, good for big social events

>>722946318
Go see a doctor, you retard.

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>>722946318
> mfw my circumcised friends get all defensive when we talk about it and claim their sexual partners all said "I prefer circumsized dicks (-;"
> mfw they believe bitches compliments
> mfw they don't know that a bitches favorite dick is the dick she has in front of her at the moment
Why are cut men so insecure.

>>722948816
That third point lol so true

>>722946318
fuck do you use a hairdryer as a fleshlight

>>722948816
>why are cut men so insecure

Because they have to live with the decision that was made by someone before they even knew how to speak.

t. cutfag

>>722948204
I use coconut oil, my cock is as smooth as a baby's ass

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>>722946318
Is this @ max erection? What does it look like if you use a cockring or something, I mean if you maximise blood pressure... you know what i mean!

>>722949188

will coconut oil un-jew the damage on my cock? or just prevent further drying up.

>>722948552
You asked why. There's your answer. No fuck off.