>be me
>a white boy who is a toddler
>living with parents in philadelphia
>live in shitty fraternity house due to my father studying at university
>on top of that, live in poor neighborhood
>pretty much everybody except my parents i knew as a child were black or middle eastern
>rest of my family lived in new england
>on some weekends we'd go up to visit them
>one day i am visiting my grandmother
>go into bathroom and look into mirror
>scream
>pic related
>grandmother rushes in to investigate
>she sees nothing immediately wrong and asks what's the matter
>i answered her all aghast
>"nana... my face... it's white!"
Due to almost never seeing white people except my parents as a young kid, I assumed I was black. I obviously needed to get out more.
kys
so you literally never looked down at your hands or literally any part of your body or even your nose for fucks sake? either I'm calling fake or you're completely fucking retarded
>>722945859
Yeah I probably was a retarded kid. My grandmother told me this story years later, so I'm assuming I was a faggot toddler