g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

no reason

Still don't know how to get Nembutal or Seconal

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The hope that I will,
A. Cheat on my girlfriend with someone hotter
B. Pull off the egotistical video game that is my life
C. Get drunk enough to find this post humorous

Recently I just got dumped by my girlfriend. Its been hard. Real hard.

A few days ago i was planning on ODing on my meds. But... I dunno. Now im just ready to take the next step in my life.

I didn't wake up in a panic this morning. Lets see how today goes.

>>722944854
I have a project due tomorrow

>>722944854

Because I have my depression therapy tomorrow.

>>722944854
SAUCE

>>722945662
Move on, go to the gym and lift some heavy fucking weights, go home, eat good food and play vidya.

>>722945796
Tomorrow I'm registering for Job Corps. Maybe they can help me find a new life

>>72294485 fucked my wife in the ass this morning, Living abroad, seeing tiny ass girls like op's gif...sauce?

Honestly, don't have the balls. Who knows what happens after either

>>722945796
It's really too bad that so many people will never realize how much working out helps.

>>722945896
I bench 225, it doesn't really

>>722944854
just need money

>>722945981
you barely did it though if you can only bench 225

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>>722945662
keep ur head up man. there will be other girls.
>>722945695
g'luck with completing it
>>722945717
i'm happy you're getting help. g'luck.
>>722945796
this.
>>722945891
congrats on fucking your wife in the butt.
>>722945888
trip say you'll be right. g'luck.
>>722945981
do more cardio. being strong is great, but if you can't run or get your heart rate up, that's bad.

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>>722944854
Why would you kill yourself on a sunday?
Wait until tomorrow.

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>>722946491
smart. sunday is for chilling

>>722945644
Nuuu dont do that

>>722946993
stop giving bad advice

>>722944854
got a steady job, got a great gf, own a car, own a house, only 24 with no kids. lifes pretty good.

Because you first

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>>722948132
pretty cool man. keep up the good path.

>>722944854
Because i might get to fuck thay one girl. Yeah she's not the most social but damn it, she's pretty cute

>>722944854
Why kill myself when I can Play GTA 5 Online ?

>>722944854
I'm not gonna kill myself. I look down on whoever kills themselves. I would like to die in a better way.

I'm totally okay with dying but I'm just not gonna kill myself.

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>>722944854
Every breath i draw is defiance to those who tried to kill me many times in my life, i only exist because im an unwanted bastard and i love that i piss them off.

>>722944854
I don't have anything to kill myself with.

>>722944854
because killing myself fuels me to live my day as it is my last

>>722945644
How hot is your GF? Pics?

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>>722948736
cool thought bro.
>>722948678
might as well stick around then.

>>722944854
Hey nig are you the same fucker who always makes those threads? Or is this copypasta

>>722944854
because I'm horny

Because I'm on the brick on a new scientific discovery including electromagnetic waves. You may hear about me in about 1-3 months. Watch for science papers from Hannover, Germany. My initials are C.E.

>>722944854
I have work tomorrow. And my girlfriend would probably be real fucking sad. Plus, I don't really want to die tbh.

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>>722948953
same fuck.
>>722948954
what u going to do about it ?
>>722949670
we don't want u to die either. have a good day.

>>722948289
I'd kill myself if I were you

>>722944854
too much effort , not enough motivation
also too lazy

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>>722950484
maybe that's all he does in GTA is just jump off bridges.

>>722950532
this just reminded me of a game once known to mankind as "Second life"... is that the new thing ?

test

>>722944854
bc im gonna be doing shrooms tomorrow

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>>722950589
heard of it before, but never played.
probably still exists.
>>722950699
dubs say you'll have a good experience.

>>722944854
I'm level 100 in payday 2 and i need to infamy

>>722944854
I gotta fix my kitchen sink.

Maybe tomorrow.....

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>>722950873
wouldn't calling a plumber be easier ?

>>722944854
Just down loaded the lazy newb pack for dwarf fortress

Because it's my birthday, my gf would be sad, and I would miss the chance to tell a cunt like you to go fuck themselves --which is simply nonnegotiable. How could I pass up on that? Downright selfish of me to take my life when a twat like you is just begging to told to go kill themselves, as well.

>>722948256
My fetish. Cucking like this

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>>722951738
i appreciate you telling me this.
and happy birthday.

I don't know. My gf cheated on me, I'm in a foreign country with no friends. I have no one and I'm alone.

I used to be on top of the world. I can't deal with this

>>722944854
Because I want to feel that manly stud in me as well. No homo.

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>>722954237
take advantage of being in another country, go out explore, make new friends, put your dick in a new girl from another land.
>>722954362
g'luck with that.
and yes that's homo, if ur a dude.

>>722944854
Cause i love my life

>>722954430
Nothing's wrong about wanting to feel a man's dick in me. No homo.

>>722944854
>Because I'm waiting on my tax return >and cause Kroger will still want my >corpse in at work.

>>722954665
Also how do I greentext

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>>722954498
glad to hear that non.
>>722954556
lol. cool bro.
g'luck, i hope you get it.
>>722954786
put ">" in front of the line.

>>722944854
Because I need to read the daily "why did you not kill yourself today" thread

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>>722954972
that's great anon. :-)
how r u today ?

Because I'm going on a date with a hot chick that is totally infatuated with me. And the best part is she is a massage therapist. Free massages with happy endings all the time! Score!

Cuz a bought a race wheel from a coworker so I'll be able to play Euro and American Truck Sim all day today.

You've been posting this thread for years

>>722944854
I havnt reached diamond in Overwatch yet

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>>722955266
sounds like a good situation. congrats man, have a good date.
>>722955375
cool.

>>722944854
Fear

>>722950762
Name plz?

>>722944854
i got a fuck ton of work to do. im here for inspiration

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>>722955801
or courage to live.
>>722956076
Be inspired anon! I hope you have a great day.

>>722944854
Because big bunny butts >>722954453

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>>722956369
big butts are awesome.
fur bunny ones not so much imo.