It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm

>>722943505
>dick kick'em

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>>722943636
Eat shit and die

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>>722943870
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

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>>722944262
Blow it out your ass

>>722943505
I've got BALLS of STEEL!

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>>722944691
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass.

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>>722943505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNcneOxjYg

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That boys 'bout as sharp a a bowling ball

Duke Nukem Forever is the shittiest game of all fucking time.

>>722945722
Duke Nukem 3D however was an early modem multiplayer masterpiece.

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It's time to abort your whole freaking species!

>>722945722
Used to love loading a room full of pipebombs and setting a laser trip mine up under the only entrance to to a room. The distant explosion sound still gives me a boner.

>>722945722
It wasn't that bad after all, just expectations were too huge

>>722945722
Not y I mention our first 3D strip club. Shake it baby.

>>722946016
Whatever, the controls were absolute garbage. I downloaded it from GOG a few months ago and the mouse control is unplayable. Too slow even with the sensitivity maxed.

>>722945798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNUGYEZ2gY

>>722946170
I played it so i can agree with that. Mouse control were trashy as fuck

>>722946205
Why am I kill?

>>722946234
Indeed. Had so much promise. Game designers should stop being PC pussies and give us what we what. Where the fuck is my rape combo? Finish Her!

>>722946348
However, game was fun in few moments, like blowjob scene at start

>>722945045
Beat me to it. KEK.

>>722946263
Because you faggot were too afraid of that retarded green shit to kick it off your face

>>722946263
Nice english, kiddo

>>722943505
fuck you OP.
DN Forever is shit.
DN Anniversary World Tour is shit.
The only good modern port was Megaton Edition and the greedy faggots from GearBox deleted it from Steam.
btw why the fuck you are shilling the game it's not even on sale.
faggot.

>>722946403
I suppose but it was a failed attempt to relive the original edginess that was Duke 3D. If any of you young fucks do anything today, go download dosbox and Duke 3D Atomic Edition. Classic

>>722946586
Fuck off Doom shill

>>722946614
I don't play video games anymore due to depression, bro

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Stop stealing my line before something bad happens to you...

>>722946586
Gearbox ruined DN. But why even play a port when you can play the original DOS version?

I literally played that game only to see scantily clad 2 dimensional women acting in ways no woman in my teen years would act toward me. It gave me the ability to spew cum in my pants for hours while I avoided the depressing reality that I am and always will be a dork.

>>722945798
yes

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>>722943505

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>>722946931
Go ahead, make my day.