Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722935462
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>722940572
A bed would be very comfy yes
>>722940590
Sleepy bork is sleepy. nnnn.
>>722940590
I decided to stay another hour, or at least till i get sleepy
>>722940528
Why this?
>>722940572
Look just because I'm dating a Eurobeat-loving faggot doesn't mean that I'm one of them!
Claiming best girl
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>>722940668
Who's she? Where Is she from?
Best angel claimed, desu.
>>722940645
Then go to bed and stop posting the cunt's dog.
>>722940639
9/10
>>722940662
6/10
>>722940666
6/10
>>722940668
7/10
>>722940699
3/10
>>722940719
9/10
>>722940744
5/10
Fell asleep. Woke up 3 hours later. Feel like I dont need sleep but I have to get up in 6 hours.
>>722940719
Da tenshi
>>722940719
No
>>722940712
Kumiko Oumae from Hibike Euphonium.
>>722940781
That's 9 hours of sleep mang
>>722940761
10/10*
>>722940761
>3/10
what if with meat vision?
>>722940712
User reverse image search.
4chan has a built in function FOR reverse image search.
>>722940817
If you spoonfeed them, they will only come back for more.
>>722940761
12/10*
>>722940830
5/7
>claiming
>>722940639
Why no bed?
>>722940761
Saya is a good girl though.
>>722940666
Look here Satan, yes you are!
>>722940668
Ayyyyy Ice Cream!
>>722940825
But I cant get back to sleep. After only 3 hours of the sleep.
>>722940639
It would be a whole lot comfier with you in it.
>>722940666
Mmhmm so you don't listen to Eurobeat more than before you met Makoto them?
>>722940848
You already look like meat, I don't know about any kind of 'meat vision'.
Back from the shower, came to tell Hanako night night
>>722940867
>>722940811
Did "Godddss Ilias" graduate at the top of her class?
No? Thats what I thought.
>>722940865
Taiga a cute
>>722940874
Nah I'm just a Makoto-loving faggot.
>>722940883
I'm not saying anything, you can't prove anything!
>>722940865
Not at my house
>>722940883
Nah I may steal the blankets
>>722940860
Alright then, I'll add some cyanide to the next spoonfull
>>722940874
Hey Corn Chip.
>>722940933
Aww that's sweet. Goodnight YouKnow, sweet dreams~.
>>722940958
>>722940874
Stop this
You can't date someone on 4chan.
Just stop posting
>>722940944
> never wears pants or pantsu
>>722941018
>dating someone on 4chan
>implying I only know them on 4chan
>>722941001
Or just not give them the spoon at all. We don't get paid by google so I don't do google's job.
>>722941018
That's where you're wrong.
claimed
>>722940941
she's a sweety
Tanya
>>722941119
It's the ultimate dispair! Run!
>>722941089
you do
you met them on 4chan.
Also every post you make doesn't have to be about you and an anon dating
Literally noone cares.
>>722941018
nah
only autistic people "date" each other on an anonymous image board
>>722941171
lewd
>>722940958
>I'm just a Makoto-loving faggot.
You've already said all that needs to be said~.
>>722940978
Oh I don't think that would be a problem, considering i'd be snuggled right up against you the whole time.
>>722940590
Best waifu
>>722941217
oops
secound reply was for
>>722941090
>>722941237
I have said nothing!
Claiming
>>722941241
I think you meant to post Gabby.
>>722941217
>Also every post you make doesn't have to be about you and an anon dating
>Literally noone cares.
I care. I think it's cute.
>>722941265
do you wish this was you
>>722941119
She is.
>>722941149
Did you watch that http://i.imgur.com/Omw0W4S.jpg part yet?
>>722941171
L-Lewd! Hamakaze pls.
>>722941237
my leg fell asleep. Well I kind of have a nasty habit that I cant control but its common for me to wake up and have all my blankets be on the floor
>>722941221
~
>>722941323
>two fat neckbeards rping
>cute
please fucking pick one
^
>>722941323
Me too! Some real cute happens at some times and it's fun to watch.
>>722941323
It is kinda nice.
>>722941306
No i didnt
I return!
>>722941350
I think they're pretty cute.
>>722941350
I don't agree with you're statement.
>>722941217
I'm going to just skip past a lot of stuff, and point out that even if I am autistic here you're the one actually screeching like an autist.
>>722941350
>fat neckbeards
Have you SEEN how thin Mako is?
>>722941349
Oh dear
>>722941389
Louise I saw the game you gave Chara and I approve
>>722941374
Oh then you must be "special"
Gabby is best waifu.
>>722941426
Glad you do~ It's a good one, I hope she likes it!
>>722940958
<3
>>722941001
What's up?
>>722941018
Says you!
>>722941422
>Have you SEEN how thin Mako is?
Naw m8, I'm actually a landwhale. :^)
>>722941461
She would've been pretty nice if she had stayed like she was in ep 1.
>>722941512
Yeah dumped too much time into it and there is also a mobile port that works well
>>722941539
Nah, pretty sure that's me.
>>722941461
Pft.
>>722941539
I've seen you, you're huge!
...vertically.
>>722941539
The ceiling and my osrs xp. You?
>>722941539
Can confirm
Also you didn't even shave when we met up
so I have to say
you had a liiittle bit of neckbeard goin on'
>>722941582
Is there? I might have to give that a shot
It's a shame about the second..
https://youtu.be/f_JuBpT4-Y0
>>722941296
it's too late, you can't take it back now.
>>722941339
I can massage that too. So you thrash about a bit while you sleep then?
>>722941350
I already did, cute.
>>722941369
It really is.
>>722941389
I'll take those Egg Mcmuffins now.
>>722941627
And in other ways...
>>722941685
I wouldn't want to if I could
>>722941422
>screeching like an autist
I don't know how i can screech without writing the onomatopoeic word for a screech unless I was somehow using my voice on 4chan
But a lot of people on the spectrum have a sixth sense, so i don't know
>have you seen how skinny mako is
The character is an anorexic fuck. The anon is fat neckbeard who acts like a flirt and also erps with everyone.
Kinda like Miho anon.
>>722941539
I haven't said anything, just typed.
I think you're on the spectrum.
>>722941685
Delusional
>>722941653
Aye. Ten bucks worth it to me. Yeah but I heard about a patch that put a lot of removed content back into the game. Heard it helps. Also some guys are doing a remake of the first in the unreal engine so that should be cool if they finish it.
>>722941685
Thank you. Probably. Ive been told I also talk in my sleep sometimes.
>>722941717
>And in other ways...
I'm not lucky enough to have any idea what you might be talking about.
best girl
Hallow is getting sleepy
Night everyone
>>722941254
I mean, you realize you are on 4chan, right?
Do you now know how broad the autistic spectrum is?
>>722941674
>>722941323
The point is this isn't mean to be a autistic avatarfag gay hookup thread
If they kept it to pm's and acted like any normal person here it would be okay
>>722941583
Not even.
>>722941627
Nuh uh!
>>722941642
Just got done bullshitting my way through DnD. For the 5th time, I have ruined the DMs boss fight through sheer stupidity.
>>722941653
Even when I shave, it grows very quick.
>>722941774
It's true, I have a special 6th sense. I'm psychic!
>>722941774
I... Wow you're dumb.
And I'll take it that you haven't seen Mako, because she's super thin.
>>722941794
I feel like I want to take back what I said can I take it back?
>>722941918
>>722941969
Did this show ever ger a second season?
>>722942042
no
>>722942042
Nope.
The manga is still ongoing, chapter 110 dropped 2 weeks ago.
>>722941717
Such is the beauty of love.
>>722941782
Did the say what kinds of things you say?
>>722941979
But that would be boring.
>>722942087
Damn shame, made me laugh quite a bit
>>722941685
Too late~ I'm off work!
>>722941782
I might have to look that up if I ever feel like replaying it
Hmm, that could be better...Maybe I'l give that a shot too. Did you like 2?
>>722942018
>Ruined the DM's boss fight
I feel like I should REE at you out of principle
Well, it still might be worth shaving
>>722942018
>She's super thin
>She's
>She
I've seen """""""her""""""""" dick before anon
I have bad news for you
>>722942030
>I feel like I want to take back what I said can I take it back?
Too late. I will now forever pretend not to know what you were referring to.
But we'll know that I knew what you were referring to. Oh yes.
>>722942018
Yuh huh!
>>722942101
I should read it some time. The anime was stupidly good.
>>722942018
Totally is.
>>722942112
Apparently so.
>>722942163
I... Your point? You wanna see nine to complete the set or something?
>>722942171
Please stop.
>>722942018
Never played, but I've heard it's a laugh.
>>722942171
Now would probably be the best time. It was a bi-weekly series but recently have become a monthly release. The author and artist are working on some new manga that I keep forgetting the name of, along with Write Sisters.
I think only Watamote has been translated, along with Tomomote (a spinoff that revolves around Naruse Yuu during middle school).
Claimed
>>722942112
From complaining to having one sided arguments with myself.
>>722942124
I thought the characters were cool but the world didnt feel as alive and the story was a bit weird with the gray thing they tried to do.
>>722942163
Yeah, her dick. What are you, gay?
>>722942330
Creepy donut loli with cool helmet.
>>722942258
Anon...
Girls don't have dicks...
I do not want to see nine dicks no.
>>722942362
>her
>dick
I have bad news for you as well...
>>722942429
:^)
>>722942330
>>722941969
>>722942124
> Didn't even get me a Mcmuffin before leaving work
Rood.
>>722942356
That's pretty funny, i wish i could've heard you do it.
>>722942330
>>722942456
I have a list as to why your waifu is shit.
Doubles and I will enlighten you.
>>722942445
Mate, if a bloke comes up to you and asks if you can suck her dick and you don't, you're pretty fucking gay.
>>722942124
It's not just that I ruined it, but this is the 5th one that I've done so with!
Sensitive skin, I can't shave more than once every 3 days otherwise I start burning like hell.
>>722942163
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>722942171
Nuh uh!
>>722942258
Nah m8.
>>722942261
It really is! The imagination can do fucking wonders with this game.
>Tfw cop chase going on through downtown
>15-20 cars chasing some red Accord or something
>>722942510
Enlighten me
>>722942112
It would make these threads a lot better if all of the "dating" didn't exist
All it leads to is cancer when eventually they lose interest
If you want to "date" someone on the internet then sure, do it in pms and act like a normal person in thread
>>722942445
What, you've never seen a girl with a dick before?
>>722942560
You don't even know!
>>722942570
I mean, I was going to wait for dubs since every time, and I do mean every time, I release this information EVERY Shitobu claimer, and I do mean every Shitobu claimer, has left and never been seen again.
I want that
>>722942499
From what they told me it sounded like it was the actual argument I had the day before with someone. Im not sure how I feel about that
oi oi oi i'm back tsuyu claimed.
>>722942560
I bit the finger off a gnome corpse because we needed a gnome's finger to flip off the big bad. Literally bit it off. Didnt have my weapons, long story.
>>722942590
They do act like normal faggots in thread though.
>>722942623
Ok roll
>>722942356
I haven't actually played much of it..I think I just beat the tutorial and got bored, to be perfectly honest.
>>722942499
I would've if you wanted!
>>722942560
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dms put a lot of effort into things!
>Currently planning for a campaign I'm sure nobody but me is actually gonna care about
have some spooky BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJOdx1CN6eA
Sorry to hear, I could definitely understand that then.
>>722942666
>tfw satan roll
>>722942674
The start is slow I agree but it picks up a bit when you find the HK unit. Also Darth Nihilus has got to be one of my favorite sith lords
>>722942483
Still no grade available yet.
Sorry to keep you in suspense, but I can't make my professor grade 8 classes worth of tests quicker than he already is. He has to be like 70 years old and the extra work might kill him.
>>722942666
Ayyyyyy hold on, let me dust the cobwebs off.
>diabetes
>unhealthy relationship with band-aids
>a brat
>literally less than nothing
>no character song ever
>not even best loli in her series
>laugh is self descriptive
>gets old
>is already old
>destroys the world because her husbando abandoned her
Really the only redeeming quality about Shitobu is her feet and voice.
What is this post-ironic fuckscape of thread?
Do you fags even know what a waifu is?
>>722942820
waifu= avatar xd
>>722942779
And you think tomoko isn't getting old?
>>722942758
Is it better than HK in the first? i didn't much care for him.
Hmm..Really? He didn't seem very good to me
>>722942820
Of course I do!
Although I do feel sometimes I'm the only one on the thread who actually has feelings for their waifu
>>722942560
>Nuh uh!
Yuh huh!
>>722942674
>Currently planning for a campaign I'm sure nobody but me is actually gonna care about
I'd care!
>>722942820
Of all the Tomoko claimers, you are the worst. Mainly because you tried to claim Tomoko. Directly after a Tomoko claimer replied. While there are already 2 active Tomoko claimers. You are at LEAST 15th in line.
>>722942902
Have you seen OL Cake Tomoko?
Her getting older is icing on the cake.
Get it? Icing? Cake?
>>722942820
That's quite a question
>>722942590
> On /b/
> Looking for normal
Well that's on you.
>>722942641
Yeah i can see how that might feel a bit strange, still, it would've been pretty cute to see.
>>722942674
But i did wanted! I even told you as you left.
>>722942596
I don't need to!
>>722942644
FROGE?!
>>722942674
That may be so, but when you allow me to use my crowd control magics, you have no one to blame but yourself!
>>722942674
DM for my group. We try to put voices to characters. Sometimes we dress up. One of our DM puts on the voice of a villain and we all react. Been in Season 1 of his game for over a year.
>>722942910
Nope but its kind of weird because you know something is up and I liked it. That and the republic ship shows up and just everyone is dead. You know what he is about right?
>>722942995
Id rather not disrupt other peoples rest
>>722942644
Is that a Froppy?
>>722943057
So the character concept is working as planned. And your DM is getting more frustrated. Fufufufufufu....
>>722942982
Stop
>>722942874
wrong
>>722942910
>having actual feelings for an anime character
Are you retarded?
Mai waifu is a meme.
Back in my day we'd joke around vy posting anime characters we liked and commented "mai waifu"
>>722942927
>claiming Tomo-shit
Why would I do such a disgusting thing?
>>722943057
You don't?
>>722942913
Well, I'd love to have a player like you, then!
>>722943057
Players gotta be able to use what they take!
>>722943061
Ah, damn, I'd love to DM for a group like that, that'd be great!
My group dicks around in-character for sessions at a time. Roleplaying is nice and all, but it's like..
Someone just got kidnapped! Go after them!
>Oh, gosh! We better stay here and talk about the fact this person got kidnapped for the next four hours! Of Realtime!
>>722943084
..Huh, that does sound pretty good..You think I should go back to try 2 out again?
>>722943453
Yeah, I'm pretty autistic, I know~
But I do.
>>722943453
You dont want to get up in my guts?
>>722942658
They weren't a month ago
>>722942995
i'm just asking for a avatarfag circlejerk without any gay hookups
>>722943453
90% of people here don't even know the difference between the words though
so no ur wrong
>>722943453
Like the 3rd Papi. You're just going through the moeshit waifu bait right now fam.
>>722943446
>>722943453
it d/evolved into this.
it's more than a cringey 4chan meme now, it's a gay autistic cringey 4chan meme.
keep up old man.
Too bee quite honest if people on waifu didn't publicly display they were dating it wouldn't be as shit.
If Anya and Makoto just stop posting the cancer would decrease greatly. Makoto is a self-proclaimed "flirt". Aka he's an attention whore who will erp just for attention.
>>722943543
I want to get up in Tomoko's guts.
>>722943630
>Anya and Mako
>Not Konata/Sachi/Tomoyo/all those faggots
:o
>>722943630
Have some more replies friendo~~~
-glomps u-
>>722943539
Might be.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=485537937
found the patch
>>722943662
Papi? Its just something I have to ask them all.
>>722943421
Oh yes. This one was an arena team fight. 3v3, and the DMs character got knocked out by a genie in the 1v1 stages of the arena, while the other friend got too drunk in the stands to participate, so we had a temporary character played by another friend fill in. I confused 2 of the enemies right off the bat, one of them stayed confused for most the fight, the champion broke out fairly fast though. But then I managed to charm the champion, and convince him to fight against the archer enemy. We then proceeded to wail on the confused one, then the archer, and finally, I asked the champion to close his eyes, as if I were going to kiss him. Then my friend walks up, and shoves a gorgon head in his face, causing him to open his eyes, and be petrified for the rest of the fight.
>>722943489
Nope~
>>722943539
And what i take so happens to be a bit stupid with some luck!
>>722943620
RIP Best giraffe.
>>722943710
Papi? What? No. Tomoko.
I want to hug'n'fug the Tomoko. AKA. Get up in her guts. With my penis.
>>722943591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8MjWycE_S8
>>722943719
Why not?
>>722943763
Oh ok.
>>722943084
I dunno, i'd gladly sacrifice an hour or two of sleep to witness that.
>>722943544
Again, you're kinda in the wrong place if that's what you want. Maybe try the day threads.
>>722943787
Ok? Oh that does remind me that I haven't seen the Kizu movies.
They are movies, right?
>>722943553
>claiming a fucking monster girl
ISHYGDDT
I'm just posting anime girls.
>>722943544
ur wrong tho
but in this thread waifu basically means avatar, I'll give you that.
>>722943543
pfft tomoko a shit and I'll tell you Why
>edgy
>NEET
>probably posts on /r9k/
>meme girl
>fujoshit
>>722943626
it wasn't as cringe though.
It was all in good fun back in the day.
>>722943835
I would still feel bad and if it went for longer really bad
>>722943877
I dont care about your opinion.
>>722943691
>taking out all the shitposters
They actually TRY to shit up the thread.
Mako/Anya/Smug Tomoko/Hanako shit up the thread and they don't try to.
>>722943877
>edgy
So were you in high school
>NEET
Learn what words are before you use them
>probably posts on /r9k/
And /y/ but I post in loli threads and /a/ so I think we are even
>meme girl
She evolved into a character archetype
>fujoshit
And? At least she isn't a western fujo and has a thin body
>>722943539
Our group is somewhat guilty of that. Given we have spent an entire 5 hour session shopping for clothes for a party. And 2 of our characters had Hat of Disguises already. When our large session DM first got the party all at once to the table, we made barely any progress due to too many people. 7 people with no rules about timing in combat gets pretty damn slow.
>>722943691
This nigga gets it.
>>722943719
>putting a CC heavy sorc against so much shit with low Will saves
Its like hes not even challenging you. I know that if any of my DMs had had enough of your shit you would be put against people who outclass you in everything or are just straight immune to mind-altering effects. Like how he put our fire-happy Munchkin sorceror against a part Tarrasque that continually ate his fireballs, picked his own skeleton and flesh up off the melted ground and kept reforming during the fight.
>>722943877
Fair enough. Its alright to not have a waifu. Probably better. Keep awaaaaaaaaaay.
cute anon just needs a hug and some dicc
>>722943787
Th-That's too good. 11/10, would rub.
>>722943630
The most decrease in cancer would be if the 12 year old stopped posting :o
>>722943691
i wish i could leave -_-
>>722943877
so i'm right? :o
>>722943973
you forgot the 12 year old in there -_-
>>722943997
Spike. Shouldnt you be sleeping or getting drunk?
>>722943710
Thanks! I'll give this a look.
>>722943719
On second thought, I'm not sure why I invited you to play with an IRL group
That sounds pretty REEE-inducing
>>722943993
I could see that too, I suppose.
I just want a group that can do both
>>722943973
>>722944006
and tali although i don't really understand the circlejerk against him other than him asking everyone for there discord/telegram and trying to erp with 2 people
>>722944031
I have work soon and I'm contemplating on sleeping or not. I never got through the whole thing earlier btw, I got lost in time
>>722944052
Check the description and take the link to the external site. Just look at that list of restored content.
>>722944114
I say take the nap. Its fine always later
>>722943787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3Y35Rnkf8
>>722940817
>>722943812
Because!
>>722943993
To be fair, he's a noob DM, and is mostly going with stuff that happens to fit thematically. This was an arena match in a dwarven city, so we were up against the dwarf champs.
>Tfw due to a wild magic roll, I am now immune to alcohol intoxication for 22 days, and I managed to convince the spectators to challenge me in a drinking contest, so I can exploit them for mad dosh.
>>722944052
It's gunna be glorious. :^)
>>722943936
Does it happen often?
>>722944183
I'll take your word for it and be off then, see ya
Claim
>>722944267
Im not sure. Last time I heard about it was about a year ago or so
>>722944312
Night
tomo