Australia Thread Auscunts get in here. >meet ups >aus

i hate my kitchen rules

>>722935407
Ay fucking g'day cunt! How's it going mate? What have ya been up to cobba? I'm just getting pissed on Goon and am about to go and shag me mrs.

>>722935407
cunt

>>722935523
Cunt

>>722935478
Dramatized cooking, it's total bullshit mate.

>>722935481
Fark mate, pretty bloody good. You have yourself a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT_V1UBofWI

Nice thread i want to see Kangaroo porn. Anyone got that?

Postcodes lads, drop them
>4118

>>722935687
4061 mate. Feeling bloody euphoric.

>>722935722
You get much of the storm over there?

Love all the fake aussies aye

>single and lonely
>join dating site
>look at pages of profiles
>like the people I'm interested in as well as some random profiles too
>only get one like back
>a transgender woman
>have nothing better to do so chat with them
>by the end of the night they're really into me and ask me on a date
>say I'd be interested (remember here, lonely, sad and single)
>they unlock pics
>not even slightly convincing
>just a man in women's clothes and a wig
>tell them I'm going to sleep and stop replying
>they've sent me messages today and I've ignored them all

>>722935781
>Bogan Trans

>>722935781
Surely one of their pictures is from a CLink office, yeah?

>>722935990
They are about to start hormones so that will help, but really right now they are just a man in drag.
Fuck, I make a better looking woman than they do.

>>722936045
Im sure you do faggot

Any lads in broome atm?

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i don't want to meet any of you horrible people, and i'm only in this thread to make sure you aren't planning on meeting anywhere near where i live.

anyone got tips on how to make friends?
I'm a pretty average guy, just got a bit of anxiety when it comes to meeting new people.
SA btw.

>>722936225
join local footy/cricket club

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>>722935571
mate, we know it's an ausfag thread mate, but you don't have to use mate as punctuation, mate.

mAAYYYYYYyTTTTE

> do you even know who this is?

Any decent places in the SE burbs of Melbourne to meet up with chicks?

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>>722936045
Too many Chicken breasts for you m8

>be me
>be 14
>parents sort of special in the head
>"Anon stop eating so much chicken, the growers fill them with steroids, you'll get tits"
>swap to pizza and red meat but sneak chicken anyway
>have better tits than sister
>MFW

any furies from Adelaide?

>>722936225
Smoke cigarettes

>>722936225
rob a 7-11. you meet some pretty solid people in the slot.

>>722936173
I know I do mate.

QLD FAG REPORTING IN

>>722936303
have you tried x-base?

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>>722936303
Frankston.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no, seriously.

>>722936209
Where do you live cunt?

>>722936362
decent?

>>722936252
okay, I'm average, but unable to play sports. unfit as fuck. need to get back into lifting and exercise.

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>>722935781
>being this far in the closet
The ovens are already warming up schlomo

>>722936333
I wanted to know how to make friends, not how to look cool

Married at first sight is the fkn worse. The mrs is always harping about it

3930

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A U S T R A L I A

>>722936303
There are no women in melbourne, only pansexual hipster turbocunts

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>>722936225
You live in SA, wear Addidas trackies and join your local meth club.

>>722936501
Lol

>>722936383
>single mum central

Sunny Coast 4559 reporting in

>>722936417
lots of travelers, heard about some success stories

>>722936429
you can't be australian. everyone knows the racist target of choice here is the Lebanese.

NSW cunt here fucking hate im a celebrity get me out of here that bitch host is the worst

filthy frank is half aussie

>>722936429
not denying anything.
I wouldn't have a problem being with a chick with a dick.
but I know (from experience) that I'm not into men.
slightest hint of masculinity and it's a NOPE from me.

>>722936486
This.

Also...4034

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>>722936560
yeah, i know. even the possums are carrying little tackers around on their backs.

sometimes you find one in the gutter and you think "i should take that home, maybe clean it up" but then the street sweeper comes and you don't feel like arguing with the local council about it.

>>722936486
Go fucking revolver drop dat md and you'll be good. But you'll be drug fucked for a while

>>722936571
Oi nah man, you're obviously not from 4114 otherwise you'd know the Lebs aren't fucking shit but a bunch of basic bitches.

Abos are the real problem in good old 4114

>>722935687
4510

>>722936573
why do people complain about the shit on free-to-air? i just don't fucking watch it.

>>722936501
haha good one, but no.

>>722936573
That show is cancer c grade celebs fuck that. Fev was an interesting character

>>722936684
oh, of course. you're from Queensland.

do you assholes miss Joh Bjelke-Petersen?

>>722936710
So did the flood warning pan out up there?

>>722936419
Cricket requires literally no fitness whatsoever, I've seen blokes who probably weigh over 150kgs playing low grade shit. Footy requires a little more fitness but any shit clubs that are desperate for numbers won't care if you're unfit as fuck. Just a matter of finding one.

>>722936466
Amerifag here
Australia at the top of my list of places i want to go on my honeymoon next year.

What's the best part of your countries /b/ros?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYj4WTjPYOk

>>722935407
How many of you lot suffer from phimosis? Or you just don't think too much about it?

>>722936787
I played when I was younger. couldn't toss the ball to the end of the (don't even know what it's called) place the people run?
first time I tried to catch the ball it hit me in the face and fucked me up.
Sports are not my thing.

South coast for sure if your into diving ive been to the great barrier reef and its a bit over rated but theres some nice spots over here

>>722936915
What the fuck is phimosis?

>>722936915
>tfw cut
top kek uncut fags have to suffer with so much bullshit
why don't you just cut yourself?

>>722936197
close.

im in newman

>>722935756
Nah fuck all

>>722935407
if u arnt voting for qld in this state election go to qld and vote u cheky cunt

>>722936793
The airport, cockhead. You're not welcome.

>>722936969
Try pulling down your foreskin, can you see your penis head without your foreskin covering half of it? If you can't, then you have phimosis.

>>722936915
Clean your dick faggot.

>>722936793
Don't go to Sydney, especially the city, it's a fucking shitshow.
Melbourne is full of lefties.
Darwin is full of abos (avoid at all cost).
Brisbane pretty good, cuties, good tourism, well thought out city that isn't hard to navigate.
And if you even think about Perth you may as well just fuck off to Bali like every other un-original cunt does.
Oh, avoid SA, fucking place is an oven, nice city though.

>TL;DR Brisbane, rest of Australia is a fucking combination of degenerates and niggers.

>>722936793
Ipswich, Logan, Frankston, Andergrove, Inala, Innisfail.. those places all have great meth dealers, and as a consequence, plenty of young girls who will do just about anything for a hit of that sweet sweet ice.

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Tasfag here, summer was last Tuesday, but at least we aren't baking like the rest of you bastards were

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>>722937048
Yeah we got a bit of rain here but nothing too crazy, need one of those massive fuck off cunts we had back in like 2010 where it washes away Ippy.

>>722936941
One of the guys at my cricket club is so bad, most of our under 12s would get him out if they bowled to him. He literally jumps out of the way of the ball any time it's hit near him, he's a slower runner than the fat cunt 40 year olds, and on the rare occasions he gets to bowl in a match, he's lucky to get it on the pitch. Despite all that, he's played every match this season just because he turns up to training and to matches.

Alternatively, you can just help out the club working the canteen, or being a scorer, or some other non-playing role, and that's just as good. Up to you, but that's the best advice I've got for making friends outside of school/work.

>>722935407
'Divided States of America'
Frontline docco, on SBS right now.

>>722936793
Depends what you like. Beaches go to WA, clubbbbz go to SE Qld, Sydney is historic, but expensive.

Melbourne is gloomy, grey and full of 'tude but has the best pub / cafe culture.

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>>722935407
Adelaide reporting in.

Anyone wanna get high as fuck? Maybe drop some acid and accost the stupid fucking turkey thats loose im my suburb.

>shaved my beard off tonight
>keep going to stroke it
>grab my now soft and smooth chin

fuck me it's just such an awkward sensation
how long will it take me to either get use to it or grow my facial hair back?

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>>722937324
My sister and I are moving from QLD to Tas to start our family soon, would you and your sister like to have a double date? Maybe we could swing as well?

>>722937027
Get back to work

>>722937209
LOL, poor motherfuckers.

>>722935555
checked cunt

>>722937525
I am at work and i have knocked off. drinking beers now

>>722937330
Thanks for the advice anon, I'll keep it in mind.

I didn't manage to make any friends duding my work for the doll activities (last week this week)
only two guys where I work around my age, one is a total bogan and the other a ginger autist who doesn't speak.