times you got wrongly accused of stuff thread >be 15 >go

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times you got wrongly accused of stuff thread

>be 15
>go to friends house
>knock on his door
>his mum opens it and i say Backwards"hi mrs.anon, may i come in?"
>she doesn't get it
>walk in
>see my friend on couch blowing spit bubbles
>i join in and start doing it
>we get bored and play Terrerria
>i then say "i'm gonna drain the lizard" in a cowboy accent
>pee in his parents toilet in their room since the main toilet is yucky (toilet seat is encrusted in piss)
>i start peeing
>friends mum yells out "i warmed up some cheese and bacon rolls!"
>i quickly finish up and sprint down
>start eating like the roll like a lizard to be funny infront of friend and friends mum
>they start laughing
>friends dad comes home from work (he hates me btw, bad influence apparently)
>he go's to do a piss
>he yells out "Hey mrs.anon can you come here?"
>they talk for 5 minutes
>they talk to me
>say i pissed on toilet seat
>say that's their private room
>not allowed over anymore and he can't come over to mine since my mum is mentally unstable.

can anyone relate?