>be me >17, Chad like features but nothing outstanding

Nah

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Interest

>>722922414
Listening, but you better fucking have this pretyped.

The Symmetra lore has changed

>>722922414
Gobbers?

>>722922757

Negative, I do not, this is gonna take a while

>I say yes and we head out side to my van
>Little pretext, 2001 Chrysler Town and country minivan
>Call it my shaggin' waggin' in hopes someone will think I'm funny
>Anyway
>Haven't cleaned my van in over a month
>McDonalds wrappers, car battery charger, shoes, a copy of Beetlejuice on VHS...
>Tons of shit in there
>Most of it is in the back so she doesn't notice it when she gets in
>I'm about to leave the parking lot when I decide, fuck it. If she's gonna lick me right on the smackaroonies she probably wants to bang
>"Do you really want a ride home or can we fuck?"
>"I mean I really like sex sooo"
>Keeps going like this until we're at a dead end street
>Long story short
>We both get in the very back seat
>We end up naked and start fucking
>Now /b/ I have this problem
>A problem that I have maintained since I lost my virginity
>When I have sex I cannot feel my penis
>Can feel basic heat and that's about it
>Blessing and a curse
>Last forever
>Have to hope I get it in the hole though
>So she's on top of me
>And it's the most passionate most amazing sex I've ever had
"Can I blow you until you cum"
>I try to be funny
>"Well if you insist"
>She takes off the condom and starts blowing me
>Been about a minute and a half and I decide I'm not gonna make this poor girl slob for no point for any longer
>Her ancestors suffered enough already
>"You're not gonna make me cum"
>"Haha, why anon? Something against blow jobs?"
>"I can't feel my penis"
>She laughs, a lot
>Change the subject, start hitting it doggy
>She says something quietly but I can't hear her
>"What?"
Anon there's a car coming

I will continue

Come on fag type faster

>>722923521
People like you are shit. Hurry up

>>722924588
>>When I have sex I cannot feel my penis
>>Can feel basic heat
Are you anxiety or depression medication? Maybe something that interferes with brain chemistry?

Can you feel it while fapping?

>>722924588
>shitshitshit.jpeg
>tell her to cover up with blanket I used to keep the seats from getting torn up
>she sees my copy of Beetlejuice
>meanwhile the car pulls up beside us and stops
>think it's the police
>fucking black kid hops out of car
>busts window out with his dick
>"you mad, white boi? this throbbin BBC jus broke yo inferior whitey window"
>prairie nigger gf chimes in
>"ho he better be mad, what kinda faggot just plum keeps a copy of Beetlejuice in his fuckin rez runner ho"
>Chad'onte fucks gf on my hood while I jack off to the scary beak-face girl on the back of my Beetlejuice box while crying
>indian girl's final words to me
>"your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post"

OP once AGAIN you've proved to be a colossal faggot

Fuck u op

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>>722924588

>Her ancestors suffered enough already

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>immediately look out the window and realize exactly what kind of headlights those are
>Fucking patrol car
>2 of them
>Getting dressed as fast as humanly possible
>My pants
>Where the fuck are my pants
>My car is too dirty and it's fucking dark I can't find them
>Throwing shit all over trying to find them
>Fucking finally
>Under the middle row of seats next to my bag of unsold happy meal toys
>Am literally putting my shirt on as the officer comes up to the window
>I roll down the window filled with fear of the unknown
>"How old are you"
>"I'm 17 sir"
>17 is she of consent in my state
>"What about her"
>Points his flashlight to the back of my van
>Realize the girl I've wanted to fuck for months, never thought I could, finally got to, is still naked trying to get dressed
>While being pointed at by a flashlight.
>This is going swell
>"Shes 18 sir"
>He asks for id from both of us, we give it
>All while this is happening btw
>There are four other officers pointing flashlights into my van to search for guns
>Head officer informs me the was a shooting on this Street the days ago
>Someone on that Street called the police because they thought we were gonna shoot up the house again
>officer tells me "I guess you guys I just going to have to find another spot to get friendly"
>MFW I got to fuck the girl of my dreams
>MFW we got caught by the fucking police
>MFW we almost got shot
>MFW neither of us got in any trouble

>>722925726

Don't even try to be me

>>722925712

I am on no medication, and I can feel when I fap.
I think I just fapped too much

>>722924588
>Two rednecks pull up alongside us
>Trump and Tea Party stickers cover up the old, faded Bush and Bob Dole ones
>"Weeeell-looki har" said one of the obese men grabbing his overalls with a grin. "A whiteboi and a injin"
"Goddamn race traitors" said the younger, fatter one. He's eyeing me up
>Be me
>Start panicing, look down to see my soft dick still in her mouth
>She is crouching down, unmoving eyes wide and frozen
>Obviously she's no hope
>Wave to them. "J-just fucking her for beads. She can't get pregnant."
>Everyone is staring at me.
>Fatty looks confused but angry
>Other guy just stares at me stone-faced
>hottie is staring up at my, my dick in her mouth and a painfully confused look on her face
>Give thumbs up and make autistic grin
>Moments pass
>Older redneck nodds and backs away slowly
>QT doesn't talk to me anymore

>>722925726
oh my

>>722926279
>>722924588
>>722922414

For the legit story

>>722925726
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