Best cure for bad constipation... I literally haven't

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>>722914610
rain florence gotchu, fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKzUBb9b0bo

>>722914610
have you tried laxatives? eat more foods with nonsoluble fiber

>>722914610
Go pop some Dulcolax with a brimming goblet of polyethylene glycol, you geriatric

Ginko, laxatives, fiber foods, liquid meals

In 24 hours you'll be emptier than a bucket with a hole in it

>>722914610
I heard you wont be constipated anymore if you kill yourself

>>722914610

drink lots of water. you might just be dried up in there.

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>>722914610
No lie bro. Drink your own piss.
http://aquariusthewaterbearer.com/

>>722914610
Take a shit. Man it out you fucking faggot.

>>722914610
greek yogurt with honey and pecans.

>>722914610

Stick a pipe up your bumhole and push a little warm water in.

>>722914996
>geriatric
lol'd>
>722915278
this is pretty much your only option OP you just took a shit in the form of this thread so congratulations

>>722915779
fuck

>>722914610
Just drink coffee.

>>722914610
go to the pharmacy or grocery store and buy a Fleet enema. You will feel gay as fuck using it but you will take your monster shit within 30 minutes. stay near the toilet because when that train starts coming down the tracks you wont be able to stop it. clenching your cheeks as you try to run to the toilet cant match the pressure that mud plug is coming out with.

Prune Juice does the trick.

prune juice and advil... make sure that you don't have anything to do all day

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>>722916226
Your colon cannot repel 16 ounces of the warrior's drink. Works in less than twenty minutes.

t. once constipated for five days

>>722915833
dubs speaks the truth. nearly ODs on immodium during a bout of food poisoning and didnt shit for 6 days. that enema had me shitting out cannonballs within 15 minutes

>>722914610

Magnesium citrate and at least a liter or two of water. Your shit logs will fly out of your ass like riding Splash Mountain.

>>722916994
enema only works if the blockage is near the end of the large intestine

prune juice ftw

>>722917366
thats not true. at all.

>>722917181
Fuckin' hell ...this. Make sure to get the liquid kind you drink. You will learn the meaning of the word "shit."

>>722917493
Dude... I'm speaking from experience.

Absurd amounts of absurdly strong coffee and several bowls of wheat bran.