Where's my glorious death? I'm jealous of the Norse

Join the military, or police if you want glorious death

Here's what you're gonna do anon. You are gonna go into your local wooded area and find a bear. you will stare down this bare and with a toothpick and your wits about you. You will challenge the bear. Win and be a hero. Die in glorious combat.

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>>722911963

yeah, or die for something that actually is meaningful.

stop being a faggot and join the marines.

>>722913640
He wants a glorious death not some faggot fighting sand niggers.

>>722913640
Or you can avoid enlisting in the most retarded branch and join the most respectable; Navy.

You could become SEAL while enlisting in the Marines, but it's very rare.

Fuck a lot of bitches, get fat as fuck off all the ridiculous food and drinks we have now, just enjoy man. Those dudes set the stage for us, now we live in an era of unequaled prosperity. Enjoy the party.

>>722913755

if you die fighting dune coons, God Emperor Trump rewards you for eternity in MAGApolis, where you are feasted, feted and given an infinite number of clean, virtuous, white, pure blooded women.

>>722913955

the marine corps is a branch of the navy, dumbass

>>722914137
Yeah, a Department of the Navy actually but still, it's very rare they choose people from there.

>>722914342

let's just all agree, it beats the chair force

I still think a bear is the best way to go.

>>722914530
On the actual fighting side? Yeah, by a lot.

The pararescue(?) guys think they see shit just because blood. Fuck them.

>>722914737

only if you're in a school m8, that way a gun's handy

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>>722914093

>>722913640
Most marines are faggots, so there's a problem with your suggestion

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Just for the record, am with the other guy.

>Go inawoods
>Go barely naked
>Keep dem underpants tho
>Maybe boots too
>Challenge bear
>Fight for you sorry ass life
>????
>Profit

>>722915139

found the fgt who couldn't pass the PFT

don't worry, you can still be overweight in the army where you belong, tubs

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>>722913640
you know somebody is telling the truth about being a Marine when they actually, genuinely, un-ironically think there is anything positive or worthwhile about being a Marine

>>722911963
kill soros

>>722913640
KEK

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Found a better pic.

>Taking life with your bear hands

>>722915309

semper fi, do or die, fgt

>>722912900
He said glorious not niggardly

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>>722915486
L E G E N D A R Y

>>722915547

>inb4 you actually learn the meaning of the word niggardly

penny-pinching jew boy

>>722915199
>>722915486
Dubs confirm
This anon knows the craic

>>722914874

Underrated

You could go join a tribe in the amazon and die of glorious malaria or aids.

>>722916123

or some rare strain of syphilis, you degenerate fuck

or hopefully tree-person wart disease, whatever the fuck it is, hope it renders you an untouchable

>>722915281
ha. Nope I didn't need to join the boy scouts to define my life.

>>722916549

can confirm, he's a beta boi, ready to be sold into chattel slavery in Africa

t. Trap Scout