Virgin thread Age? Why haven't you gotten laid?!?!?!?

i'm 23 and still am a virgin
Because I'm an autistic fat fuck with no life and bad social skills
Also from a small town so options are limited

>>722910860
22
Too obsessed with online games and never leave the house. I get some online girls but my only experience with sex is cybering cause I'm too beta to go out and walk up to some random girl on the street and start a conversation

>>722910860
>Age?
21
>Why haven't you gotten laid?
I can't talk to people and it takes me awhile to warm up to people.

>>722911209
i am pretty much at the point where i can't even get omegle girls to show tits, i have reached that autism level whichever it is

Im 17, and because high school girls are retarded and i wanna bust a nut in someone i actually care about. I have made out with a few chicks tho, got oral a bunch from my last ex.

>>722911549
Im too beta to go on a chat site like Omegle and get on cam. I only go to text-based places and if I'm lucky, I can get a Skype to do it with them. After a few months, move up to pictures then videos. One day I hope to reach a stage where I can see a live girl.

>>722911364
there is hope for you anon. my current gf was a virgin at 21. she was a junior, senior in college when we had sex. she was waiting for the right time. so glad I am with her instead of a sloot.

fwiw she would have dropped the panties of I were a virgin as well. you can do it , just meet a nice girl in the library or something.

19. Never had a relationship in the first place and the guys I like are way out of my league. Basically I'm too picky to pick a guy and too ugly, fat and unfeminine to be picked by the guys I want

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>>722911872
i know this feel all too well

>>722911103
Are you me?
Do what I did, move to Tokyo and find yourself a westerner loving Jap

>>722910860
Only reason I stay one is because I want to become like fucking gandolf.

>>722912599
did u actually? fuck

>>722911364
I don't even know how to talk to girls.
How do i even know she is one.

>>722910860
22
because I'm ugly, introverted, and socially awkward

I'm 22 now I lost my virginity when I was 20. I was a pussy all throughout high school and but since I lost my virginity I fucked at least 30 bitches

>>722912599
>Fat Westerner in Japan
>You're fucking disgusting

>>722912599
This must be a myth...

>>722910860
Go to your local pub faggot.

>>722913260
Nah, they like foreigners cause they're exotic over there. They see so many of their own kind there all the time so when they see a white dude its like a unicorn.

>>722913579
Guess I'm moving then... In 5 years when I get the education and money to afford living there since they're more racist and expensive than the US

18
I have, a few times. Want a tip? Go to a party and get drunk and just start talking to girls. I'm a huge asshole and a sperge when I'm sober but go full Chad once I drink. Girls like the vulnerability and honesty and eventually one will even make out with you, well if you look partway decent. If you're at least a 6/10 with a decent physique and in a popular clique then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly, autistic all the way around, and refer to yourself as a "nice guy" you might as well get out your spell book, you fat fucking virgin. Now I'm gonna go talk to my hot gf that you sperge lords couldn't get either

>>722913862
the real question is where do i find a party with some 18 year old chicks

>>722913999
i second this ^^^

also fucking nice trips!
*bows in honor

>>722913999
It's a lie. They're in clubs at 18. Only 15 year olds go to parties to drink

>>722913811
They're not that racist. A touch xenophobic maybe, but if you take the time to understand the culture and show them you're not just some douchebag tourist they'll warm up to you. Same goes for any country really.

>>722914157
Ok, where are the parties with 15 year old chicks? I don't care, just asking for a friend.

>>722911718
enjoy your ban friendo :^)

>>722913999
Uhm it's alot easier if you're in high school. So when I was a freshman and a sophomore I was still autistic but managed to get athletic, therefore slightly more sociable among other athletes. Then I worked out more and got better looking, talked to girls online to boost my confidence, and slowly worked my way up to real girls. Lost my virginity (which I know regret cause the bitch was a fat ugly roastie) but still it's something, junior year I started talking and taking classes with more popular and generally funnier and nicer people. Sperges on here constantly say how popular Chad's and Stacy's are monsters, but they're genuinely the coolest people you'll ever meet. I got close with these people, found a few friends cause I have a funny personality, went to some parties, made out with alot of girls I can't even remember half of. I also got more confident when I was sober, and found a beautiful gf. Unfortunately when you actually like a Chad when you're drunk you do stupid shit and ended up fucking another girl and cheating on my gf. Can't even remember doing half of it (secretly I found the chick hot af but still, I cheated). But she took me back anyways. But I digress, if you've already graduated, idk hit up some old highschool friends, grow a personality and a backbone. Don't be anxious about shit, invite a friend out for drinks and catch up on shit. Don't sperge out, just relax. Make some friends among people you graduated with, or people where you work or people in your classes at college. Don't be afraid to talk to people and don't be awkward

>>722914157
That's not true either, senior parties are the best in highschool. And because of the beauty of community colleges, many college freshman are still friends with highschool seniors so you also go to alot of college parties at 18

>>722910860
18>>722914157
This

>>722914620
Holy fuck, nobody asked for a fucking essay.

Tl;dr

>>722914887
Maybe small towns are different. My highschool has a graduating class of like 70 kids. The nearest club is over an hour away. Maybe it's just easier for us to get drunk and play beer pong at one of our rich friends houses.

>>722914157
what city u in nigga?

>>722914926
Fine

Tl;Dr start small, you're not gonna go out tomorrow and fuck if you've never even been to a party. Grow your confidence, talk to people, stop being anxious, and go to some parties. Also fix your fat slob appearance, first impressions last

>>722910860
13 she initiated and was same age. Also get laid every day because I'm not faggot and can talk to women.

>>722915169
69 confirms it you are Chad >>722915169

>>722915038
Night club is all people go to here, cos it's connected to the point so they can start drinking as early as 6 pm and finish at 3, shots too dear for me

>>722914772
Highschool kids party at college. College kids party at clubs. High school parties are filled with kids. No one wants to party with pros their own age, they go places where older people are at.

If you want to find a specific group, go up one level.

>>722915237
Pub not point MB*

>>722915237
The way we do it out in bumfuck country is we plan to party at someone's house, usually a rich friend with parents who aren't there or don't care. We either use parents alcohol or buy our own through an older brother or something. Start drinking at about 7 or so and keep going until you pass out. Then we all wake up and recount our expiriences from the night. Last party I was sort of raped by a girl but also kinda in it and cheated on my gf. I'm done with drinking for a bit I like making out and fucking random sluts at parties but I love my gf too much

>>722915169
CHAD GTFO

>>722915307
Yeah my friends went to senior parties while still in year 9

>>722915230
I'm probably the furthest from being the stereotypical jock. It's all about confidence. The biggest turnoff in the world for a woman is insecurity.

>>722910860
22

No regrets. The majority of the relationships I've seen have fallen apart in the most fantastically horrible ways, and I have no interest in one night stands.

>>722915307
I love partying with people my own age. These are friends I've grown up around though so it's fun. Also I'm wild when I drink so everyone finds me funny

lost it at 24. reason, was unable to talk to women. alcohol played a big part. but i havent been laid in a few years, so its like im a virgin again.

>>722915533
Yeah my friend died and people.found out he was cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend's girl friend so his best friend tried to hang himself, fuck that noise.

>>722915517
That's pretty true, especially at parties. Find a girl as drunk as you are, compliment them, start talking, and get closer. I always found if you get closer and touch them and they don't try to get away or make distance, they're dtf or at least make out. Hasn't failed me yet, some guys gotta learn to initiate

>>722915709
jeezus christ you are a god, how the fuck, do you do that? like just get plane ticket to japan, and fuck bitches"?

18 never been in a relationship because I haven't found anyone that seems to meet the simple criteria of having an IQ above 60 and is genuinely interested in me not just for what I have I also believe that sex is just overhyped by the conglomerate of social media and that it should be about physical attraction but emotional attraction.

I was 19 when i lost my virginity.
Im not fat or ugly, especially when i was 19, i had a good body and worked out 3 times a week.
And my face was a 7/10.
I had kissed like 8 girls, fingered 4 of them, got a blowjob from 2 girls and eaten a girl out once for a few minutes.

But for some reason i was never able to seal the deal.
Then when i was 19 i decided that trying the "nice guy, boyfriend" shit wasnt working so i went to a night club and picked up a gril who was 6/10 at best but she had massive tits and let me eat ass.

Now i have a gf and get laid at least once a week.

I dont agree with ops pic. 20 isnt the point of no return, and yu dont have to be a fat autismo loser to be a 20yo virgin.

Id say 25 is pretty bad but 30 is the point of no return.

Some people like me just get unlucky

>>722916313
It's literally sticking your dick in a vagina. If anything you over hype it with that "emotional connection" shit. Not every fuck is gonna connect you to someone on an emotional level.

Okay for the non virgins here, or anyone who hasn't gone all the way yet, how great is eating a girl out? Due to years of internet I'm so desensitized that I have nasty and weird sexual attractions, one of which is the weird sort of salty almost sour taste of a pussy. Last pussy I ate out the girl had alot of curtain to it, I could suck it and stretch it out over and inch from the pussy. I love my gf but damn sometimes I miss fucking. My gf had some bad sexual experience and she's uncomfortable with sex and even though we are moving closer holy fuck I need to eat a pussy soon or I'm gonna fucking kms

>>722916313
"sex is just overhyped by the conglomerate of social media and that it should be about physical attraction but emotional attraction."

you will remain a virgin your entire life with an attitude like that

>>722915533
Well, you know there are friends with benefits relationships?

I am already in one and is the most comfortable and amazing thing ever if none of you "grow attached" of each other, you are just friends who ocasionally go out, eat, whatever, do friends stuff but also have sex when they need it.

It's wonderful when you find someone to match this kind of friendship. At least it's perfect for me because I don't want any relationship for now (21 year old finishing college).

Sad thing is that this girl has a boyfriend, we fuck and all but sometimes I feel bad for the poor idiot.

19
Well, it's weird. I mean of course i want to have sex but when I'm talking to a girl, I feel so lazy to try anything. As if I wanted for them to come to me by their own. Am i just retard or does anyone feel the same?

>>722916951
Exactly. That's like the kids who didn't go to prom because they said prom was stupid but really couldn't find a date

28
I don't like people and they don't like me. I stopped trying 10 years ago and I don't really care.

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>>722910860
>19
My hand is enough for me, so I don't care.

>>722917197
i didn't go to prom and im still a virgin so it's true for me

>>722917443
Stopped trying at 18? Wow what a sad sack of shit

>>722917801
Prom is kinda boring sometimes anyways, and it's not guaranteed youre gonna fuck there. The only people who fuck are boyfriends and girlfriends, and then friends with benefits

>>722917810
No I'm not sad at all.
A sack of shit though, you got me there.

>>722915926
I just applied for a visa, packed a suitcase and changed my savings into yen. I booked two weeks in a hotel and then just found work and an apartment from there.

25
Various factors ranging from autism to area (rural Alabama). These days I rarely leave the house except to check the mail.

>>722918043
Don't you have a cousin or a toothless black chick you could fuck?

>>722918238
Nope. All my cousins are married (not that I'm into them) and I'd be too beta for the black chick, toothless or not.

>>722910860
I was a virgin till I was 18 years old I started going out drinking (britfag) decide to give actual advice instead of fucking with you
>Was fat
>Lost a bunch of weight still chubby but no longer overweight
>if you actually go out and socialise it's easier unless you're a huge autistic
>you'll also notice if grills like you over time and actually understand what flirting is while you jealously watch your friends get laid
>If you go for stupendously self conscious woman or ones that want a relationship do not expect one night stand
> Look for a slut that wants a one night stand if this is what you want and if you like one that likes you don't be a pussy and make small talk like a pathetic cunt
>Just go for it don't be a fat autist should work out nicely

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>>722915926
It's not that hard to move to Japan anon
And it's even easier to find a Jap lady who loves westerners for 'obvious reasons'.
They like it even more if you wear a Military uniform

>>722918487
>Get nazi uniform
>move to japan
>wear in clubs
>get lit
>phuc bitches
>???
>prophet

>be me
>be 16
>bf is an otaku weirdo WoW obsessed engineering student that is too shy to let me touch his boxers
>love my bf

>>722910860
19
Was morbidly obese for almost all of my life. Up until I started losing weight, I weighed more than 370lbs. Now I'm in fairly good shape after losing a ton of weight. I am also 6'5".

This past week, I bought a dozen of roses for the girl I became friends with in my government class this past semester.

Valentine's day comes, and I have the roses ready. I walk in to class, and she is gone. She gives back after some time, and sits on the opposite side of the room. She purposefully wouldn't even look at me the entire time. She gets up before class is even dismissed, and leaves.

There is more, but I'm not sure I want to get into that this second.

>>722918615
Yep, they give you the succ and get the ducc

36. Strange fetishes and social anxiety lead to no relationships. After watching some of my friends have kids, I don't think I care anymore.

>>722918678
moar!!!

>>722910860
I am 2 years old and I am still a virgin.
should I rape my classmate, Suzy?

24

Just went on a date for the first time. I'm baffled that an 8 is allowing herself to be seen with a 4 (me). If she doesn't realize I'm autistic, smelly, have dandruff, bad posture, hairy, anger issues, no stable income, no friends, then maybe I have a chance? I do have a 7 incher that might help.

29

I never cared about sex. What I want is a serious relationship. Unless I can see spending the rest of my life with that person I don't want to have sex with them.

I only ever met one woman who I could see being with but she already had a boyfriend.

>>722919200
How did you get a date? I've never had one.

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>>722919200
7 inches is way under the average. You should be worried, my dick is 92.2 inches long (pic related) and even I am 0.8 inches below average. You won't be able to pleasure her, anon.

24, not even kissed someone.

>>722919200
wtf do you do on a date? and how the fuck did u get the balls to leave your room?

>>722919533
>dick is literally shorter than the diameter of your balls

How embarrassing.

24.only made out with a girl in high school. I'm not a bad looking guy, just a little fat. I've been going to the gym to help with my depression but damn. Reading this has made me even sadder. Between work and school, I don't really have time for anything, Thought about getting an escort but I'm too scared. I've literally blown every single chance I've had with a girl. Young Gandalf, signing out.

>>722919387
It was a blind date set up by my coworker. I think she actually had a good time though. I know I did even though we didn't kiss or nothing.

>>722919533
my dubs prove it too

>>722919533

I don't know that meme but good on ya bud.

But honestly it is 7 inches. Only when fully hard though. I thought average was like 5.5?

>>722919744
that's what I mean when I said I was below average

>>722919858
lol the reason i will never get laid is because my dick is literally 3-4 inches hard, feels fucking bad man. plus alll the porn i watch probably fucks with my brain and shit. idk wtf the average is, but im definitely way fucking below it lol

>>722919858
I just took a screen shot of the game "corruption of heroes". I was able to get my character's dick up to 92.2 inches. after getting it that big my character was physically incapable of having sex with any women since it was too big.

>>722919681
Real talk anon, I watched like 10+ youtube videos and read like 20 articles on dating. Then listened to gangster rap to boost my ego for like an hour a day and 2 hours before the date. I just thought fuck it what's the worst that can happen? I went in all alpha and it kinda worked I think.

>>722920084
the average is 5.6

>>722918678
Final Bell rings, I ended up giving the flowers to a friend, and she said they were nice. Go out to the parking lot. Get in my car, she parked right across from me. I am pissed beyond it all. Spun my tires on the exit. Go home and chop down a tree because fuck nature. Next day, she skipped the morning study group, and I don't see her the rest of the day. Leave early and it the road to nowhere. After 2 or 3 hours of hard driving, she texts me.

>>722920084
I've never measured my dick before. should I?

>>722920160
fuuuuck, i guess i will keep fapping until i die, or grow the balls to call and escort so i can experience sex once before i die.

>>722920301
Do it. Right now. Post results.

>>722920084

Well that size might not help you keep a girl, but it can't stop you from getting laid because if she's already decided to fuck you then she probably won't back out after seeing it. I watch porn almost every day, I'm fucked.

>>722920301
just fucking put a ruler up to it or something, DO IT

>>722920365
do I have to get hard before I measure it?

>>722920391
>won't back out after seeing it.
ok but even if she didn't back out, my fear is that like she would be way to drunk and black out. i feel way to much shame even trying.

>I watch porn almost every day, I'm fucked.
yep same, lol

>>722910860
90
Because I'm an overgod. V-card ages like fine wine.

>>722920428
yes, no homo, but yes u have to

>>722920428
For best results, I'd recommend it, yes, although do a flaccid measure for bonus points.

>>722920428
Try using your mouth to measure it. I've heard that works pretty well.

>>722910860
u will die a virgin due to autism BUT u can always pretend that u r working on your wizard license like i do.
-casts "summon friends"-
-spell fails-
:^]

>>722920428

Remember to measure from the top of the penis.

Also, condoms are by penis diameter not length so measure that too. Use a string and then compare to a ruler.

>>722910860
20, because of old-fashioned values of marriage before sex...
That and I almost never leave the house, so I'm probably going to die alone anyways. :/

>>722920778
do u have to use pi?!?
LMAOOOOO

>>722919761
>person says they know someone who would be perfect for me
>tells me all about her
>sounds pretty fucking good
>getting excited to meet her
>few days later ask them about her
>"Oh, turns out she already has a boyfriend. Too bad huh?"
>well fuck my life
>end up meeting her anyways
>LITERALLY PERFECT
>quickly become friends
>gotta be careful not to fall for her
>happens anyways
>cannot stop thinking about her
>lay awake at night knowing how close I was to being with her

>>722920654
you just got my dick flaccid again with that post :( and i just got hard, but I remember I practiced for a few months when I was younger to try and suck my own dick. I came In my own mouth and it didn't taste so bad.

>>722920557

Shame in trying to fuck a girl? If it's mutual then no shame, but in my books calling an escort is the same as being a virgin.

>>722920908
kek you autistic just fap to the thought of her

>>722920973
>but in my books calling an escort is the same as being a virgin.
.... why?

28

Had a chance on 18th birthday with this girl I'd known since preschool. She is half black, half white, and was a pretty good gymnast. Unfortunately, she was one of those muscly gymnasts, not the slender, pretty kind. Not even a good face to work with. She took me out on my birthday, pulled over, and asked if I wanted to have sex. I was like, "I don't want to lose our friendship" and whatever similar bullshit I could come up with. She cried and told me that she felt like shit and lonely. Then we did some other shit the rest of the night, which wasn't that fun, I don't even remember, because it was so boring.

Haven't really tried since then. Got nudes from various girls online, but that's about the extent of my sex life. I could probably get laid easily if I went out and actually tried, but I just don't care anymore.


tl;dr I'm too old for this shit

>>722913862
This guys girlfriend must kinda low key hate herself

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>>722910860
>Age?
Twenty-seven.

>Why haven't you got laid?!?!
Because I don't pursue it and it doesn't pursue me. Plus, it's time I could be spending on activities that benefit me anyway instead of being wasted on futility.

>>722920956
yo what the fuck lmaooo

>>722920908

Her having a boyfriend shouldn't stop you. Tell her how you feel and show her that you guys are a better match. If she rejects you, no sweat because she ain't with you now anyways. Plus if she dumps his ass, she'll remember you.

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>>722910860

Read this, faggot

Stop being beta, stop being autistic. Get some fucking confidence. It's really not fucking hard.

>>722921073
WAIT THE FUCKING GIRL ASKED YOU IF U WANTED TO HAVE SEX?

honestly i dont care about the sex and shit, but how the fuck do you get in that position? should i just be myself

Just get into pick-up artist shit, seriously the best decision I ever made; turns out women aren't hard to talk to, you just have to get them to work for you, and make them feel super insecure. They'll be begging to fuck you in no time

>>722921343
Dude, I have no idea. It came out of nowhere. Later after that, she came over to my house and told me she had had a crush on me since elementary school. I told her I never felt that way about her, and she just got mad and left. She left for Chicago shortly after that and stayed there. She's actually getting married soon.

>>722918678
Did you have a shit ton of sagging loose flesh after losing all that weight?

>>722921072

It's a cop out, like not being able to beat a level in mario and then using a cheat code to skip it. I can only imagine how it would feel to admit defeat and just call an escort. I think I would consider suicide a lot more.

>>722921073
Make more excuses, pls

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Wizard reporting in. I was in the Army for 10 years and because I'm an ugly freckled ginger even being in amazing shape shape meant the only women who would hit on me were landwhales. I fucking refuse to fuck a fat bitch.

So eventually I just stopped caring or trying. Never had any depression or anything, just kinda said "fuckitall"

I focused my energy on other shit like my career, motorcycles, vidya, assorted random hobbies I start up and NEVER do anything with( I have an expensive wood carving kit I wanted to start learning how to use and it's still in the closet having never been opened ) etc. I got out of the Army after 10 years, have an amazing job that pays great. I spend my time the way I want too and spend my money and whatever the fuck I want. Funny enough my looks stopped mattering when I started making good money but now I have this trust problem and I'm paranoid all they want is my money.


Despite all of this I won't say I have sworn off women, who knows maybe I will meet "that special someone" but I've stopped actively trying or caring about it. I am genuinely happy and have no regrets.

>>722921513
Later as in, a few weeks, not that day. My bad.

>>722921534
I'll do whatever the fuck I want, you sack of shit. At least I had a chance, unlike you.

>>722920956
This explains everything right here.

>>722913222
/b/ro what changed? Was it like a shark getting the taste of blood kind of thing? First taste of pussy turn you into a fucking beast or something?

20

4

Literally all you need to do is start a conversation and talk in a normal environment and not at a party(which is the easy way) do none of you faggots go to school? Sit next to a bitch and literally say hi. I get the fucking "Oh im scared to talk to girls im beta" They're just like you unless they have some uppity fucking cunt vibe going on

>>722921295
I'm >>722918043 and my confidence and self-esteem are both in the negatives. Its only getting harder for me.

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>>722921592

You sound pretty tough for a virgin

>>722920986
I've never actually thought of her sexually. I think of mundane shit like going grocery shopping together or cooking her favorite dinner or just walking down the street arm in arm.

This is how bad I got it.

>>722921725
I'm sure it's the constant sexual tension I can't get rid of. I have a girl I can fuck whenever I want, but she lives too far away from me and has a boyfriend.

Isaac Newton died a virgin

>>722921531
Only in my belly. Hopefully when I can afford it, I'll get it fixed. I was however able to keep my blessed fat man quads and calves.

>>722920908
Kill/fuck her bf to establish your dominance

FAGGOTS... QUIT JACKING OFF AND LOOKING AT PORN. PERMANENTLY.

WILL TAKE AWHILE BUT PUSSY WILL COME ABSOLUTELY NATURALLY!

YOU ARE WELCOME!

>>722921794
7 billion people on this planet, 3.5 billion women, millions of beautiful women, hundreds of thousands that would all meet your standard of perfect... why are you getting caught up on this one fucking girl? Go out there and start meeting new women, don't fucking mentally torture yourself

>>722921898
Sheldon?

>>722921940
Don't get people's hopes up, faggot.

>>722921794
what, just fucking fap to her man, how do u get hard from grocery shopping nigga wtf


>>722921898
this

>>722922010
If they could REFRAIN FROM JACKING THEIR DICKS it WILL HAPPEN. Sadly nobody has the willpower these days.

>>722922121
Please stop spreading lies.

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yes i'm a virgin, i'm 26

it's because i look like this

>>722920428
ok it's 5.5

>>722922121
kek i dont, and i have a roommate in college, so i have to use the handicap bathroom to fap almost every day so i never like get super horny and shit.

>mfw the handicap bathroom smells weird
idk what goes on in there, but it's the only fucking private bathroom in my dorm.

>>722922219
same guy here, so since the average is 5.6 does that mean i'm okay or not?

>>722922219
>>722922219
well you're average, sorry

>>722922205
>the faces of /b/
yep

>>722922121

This is a fact; also get Tinder, can't believe how much sex I've gotten from that fucking app; just do something super cheap in the evening, flirt but don't be too forward, get her to come back to your place, start making out and you should be in puss-city after that

>>722922301
>average
no, I'm 0.1 below average

>>722922281

Don't obsess over stupid shit that doesn't matter; most women are fine with average, if you can't get a girl off with 5.5 inches of dick, you have a problem

>>722922311
jeezus fuck, the thought of something like that happened makes me fucking sweat and shit, i think i have severe anxiety or some shit lol

>>722922219
>>722922281
>>722922378
and it's 3.5 when flaccid. another thing, is it normal for penis to curve like a banana. That's how my dick is I didn't measure the curve. Plus I just watched some porn with a guy that had a perfectly straight penis

>>722922534
It's so easy man, most men are talking women right out of sleeping with them; all you have to do is get her to start talking, get her invested in the conversation, women should always be doing 80% of the talking in a conversation; you should be listening and asking questions. If you've got her smiling, laughing, and she's invested and trying to figure you out, you're golden

>>722922726
that's crazy, never even thought about that shit. why not just get escorts tho? is it different?

>>722923133
Spending $20 making a genuine connection with another person who might want to have sex with you again at a later date vs spending $100 on a one-night only sex appointment with no genuine connection; call me crazy, but I just prefer the first option

>>722921609
what does it explain, anon?

>>722923336
>$20
jeezus you are a pro

>>722921987
This is personality wise perfection. There are plenty of women I am physically attracted to but she is the only one I ever met who I felt mentally and emotionally attracted to.

I'm not saying she is the only one, just the only one out of the thousands I have met that made me feel like this.

>>722922636
Dicks can curve any which way. I have a very upward curving dick that rotates slightly to the right.

>>722923622
mine curves up

>>722923507
Yeah, coffee is always a good option; I like to go to Chipotle a lot as well, just make sure it's near your place and in the evening so it's easy to invite her over for a movie and sex afterward... pretty tough to get laid on a lunch-date you know?

>>722910860
>36

what do i win?

>>722923728
dayum

>>722923816
if u die a virgin, u will be like nikola tesla and isaac newton. just think of that, is that enough of a prize?

>>722916313
lol

I remember when I made posts like this back in High School.

>>722924046
now i am more sure i am going in the right direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyfEqsH7kQ&t=01m03s

Watch 1:03-2:20, Henry Rollins explains why he has never had a serious relationship. His situation is fairly unique, but I have the same feelings about being someone's "partner". I'll never be someone's "partner", I'll never want to wake up and see her there next to me. I'll never want to hug and kiss and hold hands. I don't have a problem with the people that do, but I am not wired that way.

I was so happy to hear someone say that they felt the same way I did. It's reassuring to know that I'm not alone, and Henry seems happy and wise.

14 when I first ate out a girl
16 lost my virginity

16 male. A genuinely nice guy who doesn't know how or like to make the first move.

>>722925063
wait but is he a virgin? he is talking about marriage i thought nigger

>>722910860
>16
>muslim