ITT: We are workers at the world trade center. The date is 9-11-01.

Can someone deliver this package of jet fuel to todd on the 12th floor

>>722905202
It sure is a booming economy.
Prices are high and the stock market is soaring.

>>722905365
sure thing there John. do you need that for 2nd tower too?

>>722905463
Yeah you can just put it by that unmeltable steel beam

>>722905463
This is Tel Habib from 44th floor. Can bring some up here too?

This line at the unemployment office is so long!
It sure does suck that my place of work was blown up two months ago!

Do you guys ever wonder what would happen if a plane crashes here?

You know what? I'm going to top floor today. I wanna get a nice view from this establishment I work at.

>>722905671
Welcome to the world trade center.
The economy is good. Here is one job.

I sure don't like the sight of that airplane over there!

>>722905764
that would never happen anyway

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>>722905202
but jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Makin money $$$

This is some quality 2001 240p porn.

I'm so depressed. I think I'll end my life after safely exiting the tower by elevator right now.

The fuck I supposed do here again? File papers n' shit?

>>722905202
Hey, EVERYONE, I'm a psychic. I've been working here for years, and I just now started to have a bad feeling about all of this. You have to get out now, or you're all going to die. Trust me, please.

>>722905202
whats the deal with airline food

>>722905671
There is someone names Mohamed on the 3rd floor his jacket is awfully suspicious big

Man I sure hope we don't get hit by a plane today, I'm gonna get laid tonight.

>>722905996
Your insane Man Just relax

>>722905202

Has anyone seen Lucky Larry? He's already late

>>722905202
I wanna be the pilot.

>>722905964
Okay, here I am in the street. Just looking one last time at the beautiful view that is the North tower.

>>722905996
Shut the fuck up. You clearly just trying fake us for money.

>>722905996
I cant nigga I will get fired!

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>>722905202

>>722906066
HOLY SHIT A PLANE JUST HIT THE TOWER

But what about trips?

>>722905971
Organize my porn, the CEO of Two Pink One Stink Inc.

>>722905996
Fuck off, Percy. No one cares about your melodramatic predictions. You've been wrong 25 years in a row.

>>722906066
Anyone else here that big explosion?!?!?!?!

Oh god thank god these beams are made of unmeltable steel

>>722906133
OH SHIT THERES TWO FUCK

I hate my job

>>722905996
Hah! Like anything bad is going to happen today! Crazy motherfucker..

>>722906037
>>722906066
>>722906079

I fucking TOLD you. You should have listened.

>>722906066
AAAHH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WOW IS- THAT IS THAT A PLANE WOW--

THER'ES A SAND NGIGER EVERYBODY RUN! SAND NIGGER IN THE BUILDING!

>>722906133
NIGGA THE STAIRS ARE ON FIRE!!

>>722906148
yeah good thing this tower will never fall

>>722906066
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>722906171
oh shit dis bad

>>722906233
THERE GOES A TOWER.

>>722906233
HOLY SHIT THE BUILDING'S COLLAPSING! I THOUGHT THESE BEAMS WERE UNMELTABLE

allahu akbar

Everyone calm down! We should be fine as long the helicopters can pick us up on the top floor! How's about everyone follow me up there?

>>722906233
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>722906133
wtf is going on??

call bush quick!

>>722906379
RIP EVERYONE

>>722906366
rip

>>722906366
gg

we're all dead

/thread

>>722906366
/thread

>>722906366
FUCK THE OTHER TOWER SUCCUMBED TO GRAVITY

>>722906056
fuck I'm still alive

>>722906366
this one aswell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>722906430
that was the second tower, tard.
Shut up, you're dead.

/thread

thanks for goofs guys!!!

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tfw the first tower collapses

"Huh. Hey honey! Look on TV! Someone flew a plane into the Twin Towers! Good thing I skipped work today, huh?"

first tower collapses now

shit my brother works in the first tower I hope he has time to get out

OH LAWDY OH JESUS OH JESUS WHAT OH GOD GET OUT RUN RUN AAAH OH JESUS

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Anyone else hot in the building?

MY GOD THE FIRST TOWER JUT FELL

>>722905202
I'm not american, but on this 9th of November 2001 I am wondering why planes keep trying to hit where the towers were and how these bodies keep falling out of the ghosts of buildings and nearly hitting us cleanup contractors at ground zero. :)P

>>722905202
What a lovely thread.

>>722906987

September 11th, 2001, buddy. America uses a different date format, so for us, 9/11/2001 is September 11th, not November 9th.

>>722906800
wtf was that?

im so glad i took the day off today man

>>722906399
Thank Alla I work on the ground floor!

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>>722907196
Idk i did have chipotle for lunch and my tummy does hurts

>>722905202
>be on way to class on 9/11
>transfering from R to A
>first plane hits while waiting for A
>panic
>police say we're safest in the station
>fuck that
>head back to cortlandt
>plan to head back home
>second plane hits
>subway service shut down
>guess im walking
>first collapse
>more panic
>sky starting to go dark grey
>get to brooklyn bridge
>secong collapse
>get home
>turn on news
>receptions is shit
>spend rest of day trying to call family
>service is shit
>mom finally gets home
>histerical
>she was sure i was dead
>learn the station i was wating in was now in ground zero