Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Tildes give me cancer :o
>>722904152
ah ok, I guess if those are only optional things to do, it's not so bad
I'm gonna go for right now, going to watch a movie
I'll maybe be on later if you're still here
>>722904450
it's like real strong winds, but with dirt
you're not supposed to drive during one, they usually give a warning if they can so people will get off the roads
oh I heard about that, sounds scary
glad you're alive ^^
Claim
>>722904911
I'd love that so much. :)
Shielder claimed ^^
These threads are oddly fast tonight
Claiming best girl
>>722905046
Have a discord?
>>722905070
Its the scarf poster
Claimed
>>722905035
does the dirt get in your lungs and stuff? do people suffocate and die?
>>722904521 (Tomo)
why? do you want to be the one to hurt me~?
>>722904558 (Hooder)
get used to it
>>722904563 (Saya)
more like slice
>>722904649 (Anonymous)
nowai they might get infected
>>722905070
We have Sacho spamming the thread like a retard
>>722905142
I do actually.
https://discord.gg/wqVnd
Misaki claimed
>>722905170
Not at all why would I hurt you?
>Why didn't I think about it before
>Kurome is perfect for dom
>>722904911
I just want to drink my tea and lay down. The only thing I could breathe for the past 3 hours was CO2.
>>722905035
I'll be around
enjoy your movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9MbS1KW0U
claimed
>>722905170
I like it ^-^
>>722905188
Thats a group not you. Give me your tag. Thats an order.
>>722905142
>>722905181
Well it's not like he has anything to contribute
>>722905380
M-my tag?... w-what?
>>722905380
>>722905427
I ship it.
>>722905411
No. He just wastes his own time because he has crippling depression as a child. I guess the attention is what he needs.
>>722905564
I mean he did admit it
>>722905427
I found you myself.
>>722905535
Juvia wouldnt like another ship....
>>722905411
The sad part is he actually could
>>722905170
That sounds scary.. Did he try to get into your place, or did it happen somewhere else?
>>722905305
Creepy loli. ..Why Shinobu though?
>>722905046
do you have a cute butt or nice meaty lips?
>>722905643
True. Though why he doesnt just live like a regular person is beyond me. Its not like he has a crippling physical, medical or mental condition that prevents him from stacking shelves or something.
>>722905702
:^)
Pet found who to follow.
>>722905721
I dunno. There's just something about her.
>>722905351
Hi lewd
I claim fucking Hibiki
>>722905045
Ewww look who it is
>>722905070
It's a rarity now isn't it?
>>722905535
>>722904791
We did but you were lewd
>>722906288
Yo.
>>722906136
I guess a pet isnt love...
>>722906288
Hello smaug
>>722906246
not lewd
>>722906136
Its a freeing feeling, oddly enough..
>>722906442
Definitely lewd
>>722906099
Because some people don't want responsibility
And he probably is terrified of the thought of rejection from others
>>722906623
Thats all a part of being human. Its a part of reality.
>>722905351
>tfw you will never lick those legs
>>722906604
no not at all
>>722906768
yup better drink up
>>722906768
Buy a body pillow
>>722906952
way ahead of you
>>722906764
Yeah, waifu threads seem to be a place for a lot of people to block out reality
>>722906212
Just the loli form or both forms?
>>722907244
Aye, a dangerous thing for some.
It worked out for me in the end. Seems to be working out pretty well for people like Haruhi, too. For some though, that's another story entirely.
>>722907244
I dont use this to escape reality. I have gaming, books, movies and shows for that. Though if you need this to escape it means you just cant cope at all.
>>722907069
oh i dont need to
i have her
>>722907437
do you still take request of juden burned at work?
>>722907550
look at you mister popular man
>>722907311
Both forms
>>722906391
Hey hey
>>722906428
Hola
>>722906952
I thought you were akiko at first
>>722907558
Only if we're not in semester. Need to spend more time actually doing work or I fuck us for the day.
>>722907844
>bullis in smug
>>722907839
How's it going?
>>722907901
Pretty good. Just drinking tea and browsing 4chan, you?
>>722907644
hello i dont think its the case here
>>722907844
no its utaha
>>722907346
It's probably not good in general, tbh
>>722907437
Some people can only make "friends" here
Don't know how they can't apply their experiences to real life, but whatever
Then there's people like that dog fucker
>>722907899
it was fun requesting that kind of stuff
カラミチーマス
>>722907844
>Dranks in Grape
>>722907844
Hows it going?
>>722908153
Give it a few months. Juden will be burned again.
>>722908118
Hey, dogfucker is a decent guy if you can put aside the dogfucking. Gotta learn to leave predjudice at the door. Though some people do deserve hate.
>>722908105
do you have nice legs?
>>722908370
good I'll wait for a nice jude burning oc
Kat claimed
>>722908118
You are probably right. But I can't exactly be out socializing at 11pm. This makes that part much easier.
>>722907901
Meant to reply to>>722907844
But other than that, not much.
>>722908503
Gravity rush 2 looks amazing
>>722908660
anal pl0x
>>722908370
I'm still going to think he's pathetic
>>722908524
Well no, but i never said that you should be
>>722908678
It's a pretty fun game, even if the controls are a bit wonky
>>722908439
no
>>722908865
butt?
Did this thread turn into /h/ now?
>>722908370
It's easy to tolerate some people, but hard to like.
>>722908855
You do you. I tend to not judge people.
>>722908473
Ill let the thread know when it can happen.
>>722908888
Zone tan gets quads
>>722908370
True, that part I don't care for, but he's probably the most financially savvy person I've spoken with on these threads. Others have their own quirks that make them interesting to talk to as well. Hell, we all got something going on to be here in the first place.
>>722908970
neither
>>722909173
Judging is my specialty
Though it's based on actions, so I'd say it's justified
>>722909284
lips? face? want to be snuggled? or be a 3d waifu?
>>722909098
More fun to tolerate, then when they prove that they're jerks easy to turn to disdain.
>>722909191
Exactly. People dont realise that to keep that many dogs, own your own house and still feed everyone decent food takes a bit of moxie and thought.
>>722909348
Judge me aside from having Rory as a waifu, based on what you know of me through thread.
>>722909173
ok
>>722909412
wants to be snuggled yes
be a 3d waifu possible
>>722908855
Nah don't worry about it. We really should be worried about some of the others, though.
>>722909284
Too many lewds REEEEE
>>722909348
Judge me!
>>722909562
that is fucking cute~!
>>722909463
The only thing I really remember about you is you have a perpetually prolapsed anus or something
Nothing else really stands out to me
>>722909594
I'm not really worried, I don't know anybody so I don't really care too much
Probably a bit cruel, but oh well
>>722909621
Who are you?
>>722909734
..that's so accurate..
>>722909594
>filename
EVERY TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRw339i17yw
>24 hour stream best stream
>>722909594
but theres much worse being posted right now
>>722909719
thank you
>>722909463
Like you said, looking past the judgement. We all got some kind of baggage or another. Hell, I came to these threads on a whim after a long hiatus from /b/ and find myself enjoying them quite a bit. Enough to where I've found some interesting folks to talk to outside the threads.
Of course, I'm sure your age/life experience also gives you a nice vantage point too.
>>722909158
Ayy Saber.
>>722910024
but then you must have something nice about you
maybe a skill?
do you crossdress?
>>722904955
>>722910155
He's mine >:(
>>722909734
Crohns disease. Never had a prolapse.
>>722910030
Its difficult to do, remove judgement. But I do heavily judge customers based on looks. Its fun at times.
>>722909734
Most people here are pretty well adjusted. Minus the dogfucker and some of the dudes who really get into the 'avatarfagging' discussion.
>>722910024
But you are objectively the worst when it comes to posting lewds.
>>722910305
we can share~
Greeting everyone....
Are you boys meming in here? Get to bed, NOW. We have church tomorrow.
>>722910319
I'm perfectly well adjusted and a functioning member of society
>>722910411
No
>>722910155
unfortunately not
>>722910319
that objectively hurts
>>722910458
Literally who?
>>722910508
in that case now he is MINE!!
>>722910576
unfortunately? so you want to~? that is nice ~
>>722909463
Can't really ever become to like someone like that dogfucker though.
>>722910314
Eh, close enough
>>722910319
I think i'm pretty out of the loop, I have no idea what all this is about avatarfagging
QOTT: favorite scientist and why
>>722910305
go to bed
>>722910704
yeah it sounds fun and i wont be yours
>>722910621
What do you ask?
>>722910821
yes
>>722910904
why? I can get you cute clothes~
I'll pamper and snuggle you!~
>>722910788
Respect the result of his actions, not the choices of the lifestyle.
>>722910849
Cant I just like scientific endeavours?
>>722910848
Pretty much, yeah.
>>722911001
Who are you and where is your waifu from?
>>722910508
You are, my special child.
>>722910576
It should. How am I supposed to have self control when I've got my crank in my hands and your lewds on my screen!!?!?
>>722910314
Agreed. And I'll say that I can't remove it completely myself. People-watching/judging customers keeps things interesting when the days are dull.
I try not to judge much here- I was in the same spot as a lot of people here when I was at that age.
>>722910849
I always had a passing interest in astronomy growing up. I read Carl Sagan's Cosmos as a kid and it got me hooked on the field ever since.
>>722910849
Well, Schrodinger is and is not my favorite scientist
>>722911155
Yes
>>722911254
Kek
>>722910849
Galileo Galilei
>>722910849
My nigga Big Bling. He's the best meth cook in the game.
>>722911146
that would be nice but i want someone else to do that
>>722911168
its too late to think about self control when its in your hands
>>722911155
I am Tanya Degurechaff.
I am from Youjo Senki.
Anything else Rory you need?
>>722911204
I occasionally make my offsider piss his pants with how savage I get. Its great to use it as an outlet.
>>722911333
Trips confirms. I dont have to choose.
>>722911619
No. Just confirming status. You seem new, so Ill give you some advice. Dont take anything here seriously.
>>722911552
who would that be? I'll treat you nicely~ if you behave as I want to
>>722911732
Well said, and yes I am new to these threads. Thanks for the heads up.
>>722911732
>>722911737
I thought both of you posted Rory, tbh
>>722911863
Don't listen to Rory, he's a compulsive lier
Rea are you around?
>>722910848
The mental retardation that comes with /b/
There's a group of dudes offended by the fact that /waifu/ isn't completely anonymous and that if you be a dick with an avatar attached you ruin your avatar's reputation, so they don't like using avatars.
>>722911254
I see what you did there. Kys tbh :)
>>722911552
Harder to think about when I see Utaha, though
>>722911953
>rory=ruri
nigga
>>722911953
At least he can spell.
>>722911863
The anime looks extremely good but I just can't get passed the character design..
>>722911737
ill be treated however they feel like treating me
>>722912060
understandable sorry about that
>>722911863
Stolen
>>722904955
you might like this then...
Playing through the games pending ME:A, forgot how much i loved them
>>722911863
No problem. Kurumi loves stirring shit.
>>722911953
Nah. Ruri looks completely different. Too soft. Though good job in triggering people.
>>722911732
Yeah, definitely. Every now and then you get the ones you really remember, for better or worse. We had a business owner late last year who was operating without permits come in and pull the sovereign citizen stunt in our office, but it didn't help in the end. On the "For" line of the check, he noted "OFFERING TO THE OVERLORDS."
>>722912060
Typical /b/ :)
>>722912252
Lol relax just doing a bit
>Misaki
>>722911953
Don't stir up shit between me just yet.
>>722912118
You get used to it, it pissed me off at first but i forgot all about it when the combat scenes came.
>>722912271
Off to the camps with you.
>>722912278
Aye I can see!
>>722912252
I'll treat you really good~ and I'll snuggle you really close to me and make sure you don't feel lonely or sad~
>>722912060
>Don't make fun of my simultaneously good and shit joke
So there are people that believe, for example, I ruin Kurumi if I'm mean while I post her?
Holy shit, that's a new level of stupid
>>722912278
Yeah, only difference I see is eye color
>>722912495
All I do is stir shit up, it's kinda the reason I even come here
>>722912542
Make sure not to get too attached or you'll end up like me :'^)
>>722912272
Have you seen the trailers. It looks amazing and they havent released any story line details yet
>>722912467
i know im kidding too
>>722912542
i wont be lonely and sad in their arms
>>722912462
Indeed.
>>722912622
Lmao that joke again
>filename too
As to your question, it doesn't ruin the avatar, but if I'm a dick from here on out people are going to remember, "hey, remember that American Misaki poster who was a complete dick?" It's not the avatar, it's you.
>>722912746
W-what h-hap-pened?
>>722912893
Just some shit my dude.
>>722912746
*Hugs the kamikaze poster*
>>722912833
They're just milking the franchise now. Do you really think after the ending of 3 they're going to do it any justice?
>>722912462
I get more savage with customer stereotypes. Sunglasses while ordering, on the phone, listening to earphones, pointing.
>>722912622
Eye shape, height, hair, drawing style.
>>722912495
Its fun most of the time.
>>722912746
you are a fagg you don't get attached unless you see actual commitment
retard
>>722912859
wish it were my arms~ I'd hold you every chance I got
>>722912746
rekt
>>722913061
Seems like it!
>>722912622
If you wanted to stir up shit you would have to create an army of waifus or some shit.
>>722913120
how sweet i hope you get to wrap them around someone special to you
>>722912884
So people don't want to be remembered?
Sounds like they just want to be dicks anonymously
>>722913061
Say what you want, but they look pretty damn similar
>>722913361
As if you require such an effort
>>722913361
A gentle prod in the right place at the right time is all it takes
>>722913575
OHHH SHIT YOU JUST FINESSED THAT NIGGA
>>722912060
That is not what the whole avatarfagging thing is about though -_-
it was about people who just use there "waifu" as a avatar and don't care about her
but no one really bothers anymore since 90% of people are just avatarfags and there's no way to change that
>>722913575
tough luck but you sound sweet enough
>>722913583
Because some people are generally unlikeable or screwed up their reputation. Or want to stir up shit without consequences.
I have church in the morning. Good night, /waifu/
>>722912884
There's some truth to that, /a/ still hates Houki quite a bit. It used to be where you could pretty much throw the grenade and run (figuratively speaking). There was a shitposter who made it even worse.
>>722913061
I used to rag on stereotypes when I worked retail and fast food, where I'm at now sometimes the shoe's on the other foot- what they expected and what they got are often two different things when someone over the phone comes to consult in person.
>>722913583
Not that I need it.
>>722913730
So i'd be an avatarfag because I don't act as if Kurumi is my actual wife?
>>722913854
>Church
Damn, I'm sorry. My dad makes me go when I visit him.
Sweet dreams
>>722913730
Considering how many people switch waifus, this is the sad truth
>>722913728
im not sure what that means
>>722913808
you too
>>722913968
My own choice.
>>722913894
Sucks. Good night.
>>722914007
would you mind if I asked where do you live just by the small change you'd be near me?
>>722913583
Maybe you need some glasses.
>>722913894
I rag on visual stereotypes all the time. Dudebros, people who dress WAY too nicely for a uni cafe, people who look like degenerates. You get all kinds at a uni.
>>722913361
Sometimes I join in. Its real fun when I have the time.
>Rory-sama
>>722914146
Oh, well then. Have fun!
>I've always seen churches as a sham and I believe that I could have my own personal relationship with God.
>>722914216
Maybe you need a decent waifu
>Kurumi
adfs
>>722905267
co2 like you get energy from co2 or something else at the same time but no oxygen?