>I'm somewhere other than home >wife sends me nude

>>722904594

If youre married you should be used to that shit by now

>>722904594
There is no such thing as future sex

>>722904594
She obviously texted you on accident

>>722904594
I bet she's fucking another guy, and sent you that pic to get her and him hot , works for me when I'm fucking some random guys old lady

She is fucking a nigger and send that to you by accident

Post the pic

>>722904594
Honestly though, I really get off when I have the wife call the husband while I'm fucking her, and she has to try and stay quiet while I'm pounding the shit out of her. (You may think I was using shit in the figurative tense, oh no, I assure you, shit is flying all out her ass)

>>722905022
dubby this.
/thread

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The endorphins created by sexual intercourse, as well as the increased bloodflow will often (around 95% of the time) clear up a headache in both male and female partners.

Next time she tells you that she "has a headache", hit her with some science.

>>722905022

Its 'by' accident, not on accident, you ignorant, illiterate cunt

>>722904594
>wife
There's your problem.

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>>722904594

dunno whats up with your cunt wife but those tits are amazing

>>722904770
this

>>722905576
You messed up on accident,right? And you call me illiterate .

KEK

>>722905798
Learn 2 spacebar

>>722905798

try harder

Are you going to post the pic op?

>>722905576
It's 'it's', not 'its'.

surprised that the cuck crowd hasn't chimed iun yet and stated that you are lucky enough to be sharing your wife.

>>722904594
next time she asks you to do ANYTHING just tell her okay!

Then wait 30 minutes and don't do it.

When she comes back, tell her " can't do it honey, I have a headache" and go watch TV.

>>722904770
>>722904770


fuckintrue.txt

>>722905468
Next time use an image of a real scientist

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>>722906543

>>722904594
More pics of her?

Normal female behavior IMO.

>>722906247

Apostrophes are for faggots. Im not opening another page on my mobile keyboard to add one. The 'on' accident crowd dont understand how juvenile they sound when they say that shit

>>722904770
This. I've heard every excuse you can imagine. Headache. Stuffy head. Upset stomach. Tonight it was "i'must site from working in the garden all day." I'm close to getting a hooker.

is there sauce on this photo

>>722907911
I'm sore

>>722908008
I'd like that, too
>>722907052
>>722904594
She looks like she has a great body.

>>722904594
bumping for more pics of those boobs of hers

Just be happy that your girlfriend/wife doesn't have daddy rape issues.. women put their daddy issues into every aspect of their relationships, sexually, emotionally, mentally and physically and it is hell. My most recent ex hardly wanted sex because she is scared of sex because her father raped her, so she really only wanted affection. she was fucked by her father from a young age to 15, till they got caught fucking and were publicly disgraced.

>>722905752

you a dumb nigga, its a shoppe

>>722904594
Bumping again for interest

>>722904594
>crushes aspirin and coats dick
>tells wife here I have some aspirin for you, now would you like it orally or as a suppository?
>profit

Hey guys, OP here. Sorry for not responding. Jay after postiing the first time.....

>I'm going to bed..
>>ok
>in GOING to bed
>>WTF? I thought you had a fixing headache?!
>I do, are you coming to bed? #tits#
>>be right there....

>an hour later...

I just finished fucking the hell out of my wife. That was really fucking good. I don't know why she had to play games, but it ended in me cumming so I don't fucking care.

>>722904594
Shoppe or not, does anyone have the sauce to this photo? Not asking for a mega, but I would like to see more of her.

>>722905752
That's photoshopped, but I saved it because it looks exactly like my wife when she was younger (with shopped tits)

>>722904594

4chan doesn't know shit about women. Welcome to life, OP.

https://pay.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/
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>>722911158
OP here....
I would like to see the rest too because it looks THAT much like my wife 15 years ago.

>>722911374
Hopefully, that is not a one-and-done pic of her. Wouldn't you like for her to just pop up in another thread in the not-too-distant future?

>>722911630
Unfortunately that seems to be the only one.

>>722912141
Fair enough

>>722909849
Underrated post

>>722904594
>wife

found your problem. get a gf to fuck like crazy. wife can still raise the kids and suck your dick on holidays