How do you pee? I stick my penis in the water and pee so it doesn't

>>722890810
op is retarded

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>>722890810
ive never actually thought about this. I think I will start doing it. plus it wont splash all over the place or get on my balls when Im sitting down! genius.

I find this hot and creative

>>722890810
In the sink, Everytime. Even at other peoples houses.

>>722891530
yes. bachelor frog!

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>>722890810
a rare picture of OP, whomstd've is a faggot

>>722890810
i piss on the back of the bowl just above the water, so as to not make noise, how long is ur dick if u put ur cockaroo in the water. wtf

I pee on the bowl so that it doesn't splash or make much sound

>>722891849
I have a short toilet

Fuck off you stupid slut bitch, go get the pizza you ordered for your dumb slut sleepover, you got a pussy you got a pussy it's that simple

>>722890810
Of all the advantages of having a penis, that one sounds the most useful.
> penis envy triggered

I piss in the top, so my bowl has a beautiful golden sheen every time I flush.

>>722890810
I pee in OP's mom's mouth. Does not make a sound.

>>722890810
I do this too, but only in public toilets. I think it is the most efficient and sanitary way. At home I pee in the fish tank.