Alright /b/ i live with my x gf and i need subtle ways of fucking

Rape her.

get her into a social communication site, and make it seem casual. then make a fake account and find hers, then talk thru it as a randy ass new person. slowly and surly get her to like this guy more than you, then call her on her bullshit.

>>722877723
close enuf trips for me

Why the fuck are you living with your ex

>>722877723
IIT: We react as thou this is a true triples post

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>>722877723
Rells

>>722877723
nigga nice trips

Put a needle in her dildo

>>722877723
WINRAR!

Keep inviting black guys back home and have loud messy sex with them so she can hear it all through the house

>>722877723
i can see why were pretending those trips count. thats a surefire way to fuck anyones day

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>>722877607
>>722877723
Just do this op

>>722877607
Convince her your place is haunted. Infrasounds, especially 17Hz frequencies can mess with peoples heads

>>722877723
Any tips? You sound experienced.

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>>722877928
Rolling for this

Cayenne pepper all of her underwear and fuck sticks.

Treat her as a nonperson and pretend she isn't there. Ignore her entirely.

Subtle shit? Bleach bomb the washing machine, pretty much get a very thin water balloon and fill it with bleach. Attach it to the underside of the drum and wait for her to have to buy lots of new clothes.
Never tried it but seems okay in my head

>>722878408
Were on b, dont be a pussy about it.

>>722877607
Tell her you want to break up and for her to leave. Boy, will it ever fuck "wither" head!

>>722878379
Rolling for this

>>722877607

If it's your name on the lease, tell her to beat it.

If it's her name on the lease, be a man and move on.

You're embarrassing men everywhere with this passive aggressive shit.

Bring new chick home and make sure she knows she can be as loud as she wants

>>722878662
Rl

>>722878662
Already done this

make the house seem haunted. think of ingenious ways to scare her. become the scare master.

>>722878635
> on b
> wasnt embarrasing mankind before this?

Go home, your a fag.

>>722877607
Man up and tell her to leave, you faggot.

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Bamp

>>722878635
Personally I'm glad that he's socially retarded enough to try to pull off some George Costanza maneuver rather than just tell the truth.

heavy metal poisoning
You are welcome

Laxatives in everything

Get cum from a std ridden hooker and wipe it on her underwear